Well, somehow we made it. I’m so glad that we didn’t have to turn the car around due to bad behavior. Does everyone know which teams are playing? That’s what I thought. Between that and Hippo’s excellent breakdown of the game I’ve nothing to say about that end of things but I would like to share with you some “behind the scenes” tidbits about this very site that I think you might be interested in. I’m not going to name names…just yet.
Way back in 2007 the founder of this site, a grizzled, PTSD-wracked veteran of 3 tours of the second invasion of Iraq (anyone that has a beef with this version of events can take it up with me in the boardroom tomorrow morning) decided that there should be a new-ish football site. With a ton of moxy and just one good arm he created “Abandon Hope All Ye Football Fans That Enter”. That site was a disaster. I mean, it was right there in the title. Who the hell would want to join? Years later, after his extended recuperation at the St. Tunison Sanitarium For The Hopeless he decided to give it one more go.
It was a super-tough haul, putting this site together with nothing more than used scotch tape and pigeon feathers but he got the damn thing to work. But would Door Flies Open fly? A number of lawyers flocked to the site but it was immediately apparent that as a result, the site lacked “any sense of a moral compass”, according to internet pundits. At that point the site was opened up to almost everyone. Normal people came to the site in the dozens-including yours truly.
What followed was a ton of hard work. Night after night, huddled together in a dumpster underneath a single street lamp, we batted around the questions. “How can we take this site to the next level?” and “Is no one going to throw some pizza crusts in here?-I’m hungry!” and “Could you please not urinate on my pizza crust?”. We learned a lot about each other. Who knew that someone could be triggered by two exclamation marks but not one or three? And the hygiene, OH, THE PERSONAL HYGIENE!
So here we are now. We’ve morphed into a mid-major behemoth of a football-specific website that is bound to knock off a #2 or #3 ranked site as soon as we’re allowed back into the tourney. “Ongoing Pattern of Irregular Prescriptions”, my ass. The Internet is clearly out to get “The Little Site That Could”. We’ll survive and thrive…and maybe, just maybe, I can finally get that $12 Toys R Us coupon I was promised at the outset…
HOLY FUCKING SHIT YES
Oh dear.
Hippo needs to change his shorts.
And in the good way.
Oh shit!
BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
Who had Cam as the QB getting strip-sacked for 6?
Let’s just let Von Miller play quarterback too.
Wow…gonna be one of those games.
MALIKDOWN WOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Somebody check on King Hippo.
WELL NOW
no
Hahaha. Fix is in Denver and Peyton
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
Damn; DONKSDOWN!
OHHHHHHHHHH SHIT
Derpiest TD in Super Bowl history?
PeyPey owns that title.
Not even close
It was no Garo Yepremian.
HOLY SHIT VON MILLER
These guys, including Mike “I know shit” Carey….really gotta learn the power of incontrovertible proof needed to reverse call on the field.
Was it a catch…99% probably yes. Doesn’t matter.
That was obviously not a catch. Can they fire Carey right now? Just send Nantz and Simms while they are at it
wut
Perilously close to criticizing the refs…
I don’t get this game…
Fix yo shit nfl…sweet jebus.
WHAT THE FUCK IS A CATCH?!
Step 2.
http://blogs-images.forbes.com/artcarden/files/2011/07/300px-Gnomes_plan.png
Did the team thats supposed to win catch it? Then it’s a catch
I think there’s a spot there where the nose of the football could be on the ground. Honestly we need to adopt the “more likely than not” standard for replays.
That’s a catch kids…
The ruling in my head is confirmed : NO ONE IN THE NFL KNOWS WTF A CATCH IS.
Carey screws up yet again.
The Mike Carey Rule is in effect.
Mike Carey: Always wrong even when he’s right.
Bullshit!
We should have known it wasn’t going to be called a catch once Mike Carey said it was a good challenge.
Mike Carey is a dolt.
on that last view, it hit the ground. womp womp
MIKE CAREY 0 FOR A LIFETIME
I’ve never missed seeing Super Bowl commercials more than after seeing one of you type the word “quesalupa”.
you’re welcome
CAREY WARNING
These commercials are currently in the “fucked up” region.
BLEERGH awakens
PENALTIES FOR THE PENALTY THRONE!
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no puppymonkeybaby
HOW MUCH DID YOUR DIGNITY COST GEORGE TAKEI
I assure you mine would cost significantly less
I kinda want a quesalupa
Did Taco Bell just troll the Super Bowl?
It’s a catch.
That Mt Dew commercial is why I don’t do drugs.
That was some evil dead shit.
Where’s that list of reasons I don’t want to have babies? I need to add an item…
Wooo…NCSU mention.
/god we are pathetic
Cotchery got himself a catchery.
Anyone take the Mike Carey prop bet?
Zero correct is what the O/U was set at, yes?
Yeah but the odds of him having his balls burned off by Cher with a butane lighter are fairly slim.
Riverboat Ron vs. Cardiac Arrest Kubiak