*deep breath*
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Peyton Manning retired…………Brock Ostweiler signed with the Oilers Texans……….and somehow that became
MARK SANCHEZ HAS SIGNED WITH THE BRONCOS!
At least it wasn’t Tebow.
Opinions may vary. To the games! (all times eastern)
NHL: (5 games total)
- Flyers @ Lightning – 7:30
- Ducks @ Blues – 8:00
- Blackhawks @ Stars – 8:30
NBA: (10 games total)
- Rockets @ Celtics – 7:30
- Heat @ Bulls – 8:00
- Trail Blazers @ Warriors – 10:30
NCAA:
- Notre Dame vs #7 UNC – 7:00
- #22 Baylor vs #1 Kansas – 7:00
- Alabama vs #16 Kentucky – 7:00
- #15 Arizona vs #8 Oregon – 9:00
- #6 Oklahoma vs #9 West Virginia – 9:00
- #11 Miami vs #4 Virginia – 9:00
- #24 Cal vs #12 Utah – 11:30
Speculate who Elway will actually anoint down in the comments. NOTHING IS RIDICULOUS AFTER TODAY!
Buddy Hield is really a woman.
But man o man….dat bitch can ball.
He’s gonna be a big time scorer at the next level.
Big time.
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Yowza.
She is about as close to flawless as anyone ever has been.
Ahamena hamena.
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‘At’s Nawt a Knoyfe.
No pooftas.
Australia, Australia, we love you.
I never met a man named “Bruce” or a woman named “Sheila” the whole time I lived there.
Yay Aussie slang!!!!!
Can we change the teams’ names to Coal-Mining Cousinfuckers vs. Squatters?
Dammit Olivia…I JUST Armour Alled the uphostery….
Oh wait…you’re right. That’s MUCH better.
http://i1119.photobucket.com/albums/k631/666krisiun/OO/olivia_paige.jpg
10 pt lead with under 10 to play.
I don’t wanna jinx this WCS….but this about when we Wolven types think…”Oh shit…here it comes”.
SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
/butthole is already puckered
They all keep calling this guy “Dicko” and it isn’t pissing him off in the slightest.
http://ilarge.lisimg.com/image/2692871/1118full-olivia-paige.jpg
This is the only Eagles song I can endorse.
Mr. Joe Walsh on guitar.
ONLY?
This statement intrigues me.
Just not a fan brother Seamus.
But I do like me some Joe Walsh.
I don’t know if the Tracksuits are going to win tonight, but they are playing their collective dicks off.
So cousin Peggy Sue had the clap I see.
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Collingwood up 4 at the end of the third.
Hippo, are you doing the EPL thread for tomorrow?
yup, it’s all scheduled like
Rules are coming back…
Music vids don’t often move me to tears….but this one always does for some reason.
/therapy tomorrow….wooooo!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU9JoFKlaZ0
Yeah, I love the pink dear…but the ruffles on the top are out of line. Just let me adjust that a bit…..OW…BITCH!!!!!
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Rhiis6Pa6mo/TqLYhk5GbGI/AAAAAAAADcU/8Q7oiaQRRk4/s1600/Olivia_Paige_Bra_Size.jpg
My fitbit fell off my wrist when I was getting out of the uber tonight…and was summarily crushed in the middle of the road. Given that I’m not drinking at the moment, I’m giving up on this week and going to bed. Night, all. Stay weird.
#WhitestPossibleProblem
Collingwood in front now.
Don’t look now, but the Magpies are coming back. 72-62 now.
http://www.fm-base.co.uk/forum/attachments/football-manager-2013-manager-stories/380535d1377259409-%7Cflying-magpies%7C-newcastle-united-story-newcastle-united-art-background-hd.png
The Magpies?
I think WCS has found his team. FWIW, Moose has declared his allegiance to Collingwood already.
You think the Barcodes ain’t gon’ get relegated? BUHLEE DAT!!
Last time that happened, they won the Championship by like 15 points.
WOO ENGLISH NIT
Football League Championship is very underrated.
Not when you’re not supposed to be there.
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I love to hate Melbourne. I have a deep irrational hatred of that team. I have Sill-quality hate for that team.
How can 12% hate Essendon???
They suck so hard I wouldn’t have thought 12% of humans LIVING IN ESSENDON even knew they existed.
I have an Australian friend who is a huge fan of Essendon. He’s prepared for a very long year.
(He even sent me an Essendon t-shirt a couple years back)
Inorite?
Turns out Essendon are very successful with 16 AFL championships, tied for Carlton for most all time.
So that must be it.
How can anyone hate Captain Carlton like that?
FWIW…I’m the Hawthorne hate camp. Those guys can eat a whole bag of dicks.
VVV
I hate Hawthorn (in addition to Collingwood).
I saw both Hawthorn/Swannies matches when I lived there, one at the SCG and one at York Park in Launceston, Tasmania.
Hawthorn won both. Boo.
Plus I can’t stand brown in a uniform.
Neither can 80% of Cleveland.
This was very funny.
Thank you, good sir.
Sorry dear….the scissors kinda got away from me there for a sec.
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What’s that about scissoring?
Ha HA!!!!!
Nicely played, sir.
Got AFL on the main screen, cousin lovers on the tablet and you persons on the laptop.
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Teknawluhgee beetches!!!!
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Western 70, Collingwood 40 in the middle of the third.
BTW, Sill, I’m not forgetting about the Season Premiere Rivebrog. I’ll include that in this week’s AFL Beat!
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I really like Olivia….in case that wasn’t apparent up to this point.
http://spicy.southdreamz.com/cache/bikini-fashion-models-sizzle/olivia-paige/swimwear-slim-woman-model-olivia-paige-68_650.jpg
I see those goddamn Barcodes and my gorge rises:
http://spicy.southdreamz.com/cache/bikini-fashion-models-sizzle/olivia-paige/swimwear-slim-woman-model-olivia-paige_650.jpg
Wow, Rubio just killed the Thunder at home. Good for him.
http://www.thesportsseer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/rubio-ball.jpg?w=300
Kill it…KILL IT!!!!!
KILL IT! KILL IT!!!
Also, 10 Cloverfield Lane was pretty kickass. Definitely a movie better viewed on a big screen.
I’ve been trying to reason with myself why I should NOT go see this on the big screen
You Sir, have not helped.
Tracksuits up, 30-29 halftime. Should be up by ten; held Player of the Year Buddy Heild to two points, crushing OU on the glass, and forcing turnovers. WVU couldn’t make a bloody shot in the last 6-7 minutes.
I gotta tell ya….I’m pulling for your boyz. But they giving me NCSU flashbacks like a beast.
/thought I was done with that for the season
My TV hasn’t switched over to GSW yet! BOOOOOOOOOO
Moar Olivia.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-YI8r9xA4xq4/TfYV0ir6GvI/AAAAAAAAfwg/mlV8fqqFf7I/s1600/olivia-paige5.jpg
Well, I’ll be! AFL is on!
Cousin lovers about to go to halftime.
What channel?
You gotta stream dat pre-season sheeit on the interwebz.
And not only do they charge, but they ask how old your are. I’m still pissed off about dat.
there appear to be matches on Fox Soccer Plus
Yes.
Carlton scored 60 in the re-run I watched this afternoon (against Sydney)! Progress!!
Mostly SFW version this time…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMcNzjzw63I
Are we going to do a DFO NCAA bracket?
Absolutely.
I hope so.
I already know who will be champion.
(go Bethune Cookman!!!!!)
I’ve got some Schrute Buck futures I’d like to discuss with you if you have a moment.
My good friend, Olivia Paige.
And by “good friend”, I mean I was able to talk her out of pressing charges.
http://www.iceposter.com/thumbs/G473846_b.jpg
WOOOOO!!!!!
B.E.D. (binge eating disorder) is a disease!!!!! I goddamned knew it!!!!
Now, if they’ll just start paying out disability claims for that and B.D.D. (binge drinking disorder) I’ll be fucking set for life.
Fuck you, system.
Yakiniku:
http://www.tenzan.com.pl/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Electric-pan-de-Yakinikup-332×332.jpg
Hee hee, just noticed that the P*ts signed the Bills’ small, white WR. They DO have a type, eh?
Imma sleep now. I’ve only averaged 5 hrs of sleep this week due to jetlag. MOAR SLEEP FOR MEES.
Night Dok
My favorite French film:
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I’m gonna presume that’s porn.
I figure it’s about 90% chance that I’m correct.
Oh shit….just clicked in my brain.
You magnificent bastard, you.
Crawford just got pulled. 4–0 Stars.
OK, I can’t reply below (on previous page at this point) because the comments have gotten smashed to the side…..but I just want to acknowledge how funny the phrase “penis puppets” struck me.
You know who you are.
http://www.timfountain.co.uk/Puppetry_Of_The_Penis_files/Puppetry%20west%20end%20poster.png
Also damn tasty :
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9MOB-niqBbI/S-iSkuKRF0I/AAAAAAAAKsY/U2MRqIV9VZc/s640/photo%203.JPG
Also, horrifying.
The best octopus I ever had was in Malta. Loads of garlic, and amazingly tender. Korean octopus stew is second, but still fantastic.
I have literally NEVER begun a sentence “The best octopus I ever had….”
And I don’t feel as if that is a bad thing.
Balls is offended by this.
Octopus, if cooked right, is delicious!
Où est notre amoureux cousin résident ce soir?
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I like the way they think!
My favorite Korean food :
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This is my second favorite Korean food :
http://www.koreansafari.com.au/sites/default/files/styles/large/public/field/image/jeon.jpg
SCRAPPLE: the National food of Delaware.
SCRAPPLE: Kick dignity in the crotch!
Ah! Vous êtes là!
Hey Sill, that’s some real Frenchy shit. Cut it out.
If it helps, it’s in service of a mediocre joke about lesbian cousins in a French film/West Virginia men’s basketball.
You had me at lesbian French cousins.
You lost me at tracksuit U basketball.
Cousin lovers?
A French film about two lesbians who play basketball at The University West Virginia? I thought “Apocalypse Now” was good, but this new movie don’t even need Brando.
You didn’t notice Brando masturbating in the corner?
One is artsy and French.
The other is….well…
(J/K WCS)
Hey Wee Baby Seamus: The better (or worse) joke is What is the difference between a prostitute with the clap and a midget who is trying to rip you off? ANSWER: Well, one is a cunning runt…
The national food of Delaware is Deer Head hot dogs. Also, a Cheesesteak that’s drastically superior to Philly’s.
SCRAPPLE : And various other pig parts
Have any of YOU made moah money than Scrapple? Didn’t think so. Losahs.
How can a state have a national food?
I find my concern with Pittsburgh winning games to be drastically lower when the Red Wings are throwing away their playoff bid.