In the world of sports, there are very few things better than a Game 7. By that point, the series has been balanced, both teams are clearly evenly-matched, and it’s come down to whomever makes the fewest mistakes, who sticks to the fundamentals a little bit better, and sometimes, who just gets lucky (PHRASING).
Tonight, the aformentioned Cubs of hockey travel to the late Minnesota North Stars of Dallas for Game Seven of their second round series. The series as a whole has been a great one, and it really should be mandated to go 13 games. While Dallas has home ice, it hasn’t meant too much, as the visiting team has won four contests so far. Both teams are looking to reach the Western Conference Finals since the very early Aughts: Dallas in 2000 (when the lost in the Cup Final to New Jersey), and the Blues in ’01 (losing to eventual Cup champ, Colorado). The fun starts at 20:00/19:00 on NBCSNCNNCNSNNCB.
I personally don’t have a dog in this fight. I’m too busy focusing on the upcoming EASTERN CONFERENCE FINAL match-up with Tampa WOOOOOOO GO ICE STILLERS. I’m just looking forward to a terrific game, that hopefully goes like nine overtimes, though I imagine DTZM and Monty would disagree with that sentiment.
There’s also two Game 5s in the NBA Playoff games tonight, with Miami traveling up north against the Raptors, and Golden State looking to close out Portland. MIA-TOR tips-off at 20:00/19:00, and GS-POR 22:30/21:30. I’d probably enjoy the NBA a balls load more, if it weren’t for TWWL endlessly forcing it upon us, like THE BEN in a Georgia bathroom. The Stephen A. Smiths and Chris Broussards of the world don’t help, either.
There’s also baseball, probably.
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Hey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVuVHgy-Arg
Outstanding. My continued acceptance of the inevitable that I’ll never find my CD collection continued today with the (re)purchase of AEnima.
Nate Silver is on The Daily Show, and I think this is first time I’ve seen him since the 2008 election. He went from late-20s to mid-50s in the span of eight years.
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The one thing the meds guys don’t tell you is that they clog you up like you ate a 12 pound block of Velveeta and it will wake you at most inopportune time when that biology changes.
I’m sorry but it’s true.
I’m med free.
Yup. At my PEAK PILL phase, I wouldn’t take anything before the first dookie of the day.
Facts!
Undropped!
On a less funny note, one of my best friends growing up had an on-again, off-again heroin habit for years. He told me once he’d spend his money 75% for drugs, 20% on gas, and the rest on laxatives. That’s messed up.
Good thing is, he’s been clean now for over a year. Court mandated screenings, or it’s two years in county tend to motivate people.
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I walk away for 30 minutes and everyone leaves? Guess I’ll find whatever weird shit Moose has stashed under the DFO gameroom couch, and AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
/entire Midwest enveloped by weird .gifs
I’m still around. Everyone else left though so I had no one to talk to
Wait!
I’m still here!
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Raaaaange.
Somehow I managed to fuck up popcorn twice before I realized I wasn’t supposed to put the burner on 10 to heat the oil.
Don’t fuck with hot oil of you’re drinking
For real
I’m not drinking.
Yeah, way less punching. Oh well. Back to Tami Taylor! Wait, the music. Nevermind. Nachos!
I already made mine. Eating them right now
Nachos!!!
This reminds me of how a couple of weeks ago I went down the Youtube hole of watching The Day After and the better (naturally) British equivalent and a bunch of other 80s movies about nuclear war.
The 80’s really knew how to do a proper apocalypse…
It helped to have the world trying desperately to destroy itself.
The British movie was called Threads (1984).
night guys.
I’m gonna watch this cool BBC video on Bioluminescence then go to bed:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hu0Bggv0doc
I can name a total of three people right now on the court. Who are these people? Where is LeBron? Why do curry’s shots look like chest passes? He is like Reggie Miller but not a douchetard? Or is he douchetard? Who is Adam Silver? Ahhhhhhhhh?!?!?,
????Go Seahawks!
hahaha!
Captin’s Crunch Peanut Butter whatever the fuck is hot fucking garbage…I must have been high on Quaaludes when I pick up a box. Even utterly shitfaced on beer and inhalants, it is utterly terrible.
Sober me is a fucking dick head…
Last week The Americans featured the time David Copperfield made the Statue of Liberty disappear. This week it’s The Day After (That movie fucked me up). I’m guessing they’ll run into all the Live Aid shit when they go to Ethiopia.
I guess my point is that the KGB infiltrated and influenced the nuclear disarmament movement in western Europe and America and yet the series isn’t on top of that? Come on.
I will be watching what I hope will end up in a GSW victory in solitude, my lovely friends.
Good night, gents!
Adios.
Fucking quitter…
Goodnight kitty cat.
You know you’ve consulted on one too many emergency intracranial reconstructions when you see the letters “GSW” and think Gun Shot Wound.
Hey, look what the cat dragged in!
I still read the site.
I haven’t watched the NBA in years. Why don’t they put in a thug and foul Curry hard? His ankles are made of glass, correct? Like number 12 guy on the bench? I bet Scalabrine is available. Did the Pistons do that on the regular?
Tina Fay will fucking sling anything for cash at this point now right?
I fucking detest cats and cats owner…so that means I should just keep smoking right?!?
…as I type this response with a cat laying on my thigh…
I’ve had a parrot for the last 26 years…its not a commitment.
When you have an autistic child with a can opener for a face…that actively fucking hates you…
Goddamn parrot mocks me for doing my taxes wrong…
Stop using the cash method like a dummy, then.
SQUAWK
Yes! Lap pussy!
hahaha the warriors have a player who looks like his hair is ramen noodles.
Anderson Varejão with his sweet, sexy, Brazilian swagger? Or do you mean Crabbe from Portlandia?
Anderson.
My wife apparently recoded a lot of Nashville. Jerry there, Tami Taylor.
You poor, poor bastard.
Ahhhhh, the music! It burns! I regret marrying a Texan. (Except for the cooking and boobs and other stuff).
Typing is hard. Buenos Nachos, fuckers.
See, this is why we moderate your comments
Now I want nachos.
I was thinking the same thing and I know I have the ingredients downstairs
I turned on the GS game for the fuck of it, I was watching random videos on youtube before
So Curry and Klay Thompson are rich kids whose parents were NBA players and Green is a dick? Why am I suppose to like this team?
Wait?
I am watching the NBA. Shit, where is the remote?
…. because Bogut is terrifying? Does that help at all?
Sure!
Oh, Portland has a Plumlee? Go Warriors!
Kristen Bell for no reason
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The bandwagoning if the Blazers win this series is going to be unbearable. Portland won the MLS Cup and people suddenly care about soccer. Basketball is serious business.
Finally heard from Japan…about the shit I need to be able to satisfy the customer….
I am continuing to drink beer, and I am now watching “The Last Detail”….that is how well the email exchange has gone…
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I say this as a man that has scene the monuments in person of Hiroshima and Nagasaki…we need to atomic bomb this country again…I am almost ready to vote for fucking trump.
Not the sentiment but the movie.
I love that fucking movie.
Only movie to ever get the USN right…
Looking at sexy anything online just makes me sad anymore.
halftime at the Warriors-Blazers game tonight. Its close.
Close out game for warriors at home in Oakland, CA. Should be good.
This has been close. Klay Thompson has been impressive. I really want to see GSW get their groove. It seems like everyone’s pace just hasn’t gelled yet
thats about right.