NFL News & Notes:
- A notion considered hilarious just two years ago, some sites are now projecting the Raiders to win the AFC West. No one wants to put odds on that though, as it might hamper the chances for a move.
- More talk on the Vegas front involving the Raiders. According to SI, bowl cut enthusiast Mark Davis has to square away the funding commitments before he even approaches the relocation committee.
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You can sure tell Mark Davis isn’t his old man. because in his prime Al would have moved the team, said “fuck you” to Goodell, tried to bed Jones’ mistress, and then sued the ever-living hell out of anyone who raised their voice.
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- Right on cue, a Jaguars draft pick has ruined a leg. DB Jalen Ramsey suffered a meniscus tear in his knee. The team is getting a second opinion, but most opinions are that Jags draft picks should be encased in bubble wrap until the start of training camp.
- Buzzfeed sports wannabe profootballtalk has the results of a Washington Post poll saying 90% of 504 Native Americans surveyed “aren’t bothered” by the name “[*Redacted] s”. Expect merchandise prices to rise 10-15% on this news. Thin-barked New Hickory responded to these results, saying,
“The Washington [*Redacted] s team, our fans and community have always believed our name represents honor, respect, and pride. Today’s Washington Post polling shows Native Americans agree. We are gratified by this overwhelming support from the Native American community and the team will proudly carry the [*Redacted] s name,” Snyder said.
I guess some memes turn out to be true.
Victoria Day:
Under Canadian law, the date is reserved in anniversary of the birth of the monarch. A national commemoration dating from the time of Queen Victoria, an amendment to the Statutes of Canada in 1952 established the celebration of Victoria Day on the Monday preceding May 25. It was renamed Journée nationale des patriotes in Quebec in 2002, commemorating the struggle of Louis-David Papineau and his patriotes to establish “Responsible Government” in Lower Canada.
Informally, it is known as the “May 2-4” weekend, in honour of the unofficial start of summer, and in recognition of the size of a case of beer (outside BC).
In honour of the upcoming long weekends in both countries, and stealing thematically from the Commentist Beer Barrel, please help out my future road trips with examples of your city’s finest microbrews down in the comments. Mentions of “Budweiser” from #BFIB will be summarily ignored.
Boy howdy, did the Penguins show up last night. “Beat them like a government mule” is what good ol’ JR would say. I’d expect another slobberknocker tomorrow night, if only because Tampa is all but out if Pittsburgh goes home up 3-1.
Oh, and there’s this:
which has led to this:
and then to the horrifying this:
GAH! I’m willing to bet Kessel hasn’t looked like that since 9th grade. He probably also had way more body hair; I bet his mullet would have equalled prime-90s Shawn Michaels. Maybe they can get Tampa resident and future Gawker owner Hulk Hogan to come out in a Bolts jersey and take a superkick during the ceremonial faceoff. I hear he’s not busy these days and needs the work.
Hey, speaking of Fat Phils, Mickelson paying back almost a million dollars due to insider trading makes me laugh. He’s not being charged, but the guy who gave him the deets is. That’s an important lesson kids – just the tip gets you fucked.
So much for writing off the Warriors this early, but what idiot (Art Schlichter) would do that?. Some of those Steph Curry shots in the third quarter were ridiculous, both in concept and execution. Imagine the King up there imitating Serge Ibaka; that’s as close as he got to bothering the MVP all night.
Matches of the Day!
NHL: Blues @ Sharks – 9:00
NBA: Raptors @ Cavs – 8:30
Remember, I’m asking for microbrews. Because the list of favorite overall beers
IS DEPRESSING!
I say we go with a dog theme for Brocky. I’ll start with Flogging Molly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr8Z04JY564
Think I’m going to walk down to the beach tomorrow and hopefully this will be playing on my ipod.
http://66.media.tumblr.com/4eae6402663b64ba3204245911d5bba4/tumblr_o6n4xijSN71rofxuao3_1280.jpg
Two nights in a row at the bar, Saturday night’s gone through the grapevine, everyone STILL on my side, I’m feeling a little better. How goes it?
The sports were a little one-sided this evening. Brocky had a truly shitty thing happen. People have been discussing the merits of Lexi Belle.
I believe this sums everything up:
http://wallup.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/10711-Lexi_Belle-clowns-736×459.jpg
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The hot sauce post was epic.
I hop;e your colon has recovered.
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Did you notice that I gave you a semi colon?
We meet every other Thursday.
How’s your asshole doing?
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It was a few weeks ago, so I’ve more than recovered. The Reaper salt has gone on basically anything regular salt can go on, and on pretzels might be the best thing I’ve ever done.
I don’t know why I find this as funny as I do.
It’s a terrible joke, so yeah, I snickered.
http://65.media.tumblr.com/fdfdbc15bc282b5f51df66b8ea06c17c/tumblr_n14jgnrBFY1sn75h6o1_1280.jpg
Dog humor?
http://66.media.tumblr.com/0b1a252a49c5ae9fece22912c073eb38/tumblr_nxxokxrKUK1utxqdvo2_500.gif
…um did you not read what I just posted below?
I see the timestamp now. that’s just bad luck right there.
Some dog gifs would probably help at this poing
If you would look at the damn times I posted this first.
My bad. I apologize.
http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/64/64748874540176763f3401ef4612080458b17736ca913603ae71c23a694543b6.jpg
You need not apologize for anything.
Just gave my dog some pets. She looks at me like “Hey, I’m sleeping here, it’s nice and all, but I need my 16 hours.”
Why on earth can’t Hillary Clinton summon up a bit more magnanimity vis-a-vis Bernie Sanders and his supporters? For Xenu’s sake, at this point, she can afford it! It’s becoming increasingly clear that she’ll need every vote she can muster in the fall.
http://thedailyshow.tumblr.com/post/142812107543/due-to-a-statute-of-limitations-former-gop
Goodnight.
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I hope you nail that interview like Rex Ryan chasing tail in Tijuana
L8R
So I’ve had one of the worst nights of my life, now I can’t sleep.
did the sharks game feel as one sided as it was tuesday?
Yes, but not as bad as the Cavs did to the Raptors.
the fuck happened?
My poor dog suddenly passed away. Absolutely no warning. No history of seizures, then BOOM. Vet couldn’t do anything.
The girl was old, I knew it was coming, but damn, I feel so goddamn helpless. I keep going over in my head what I could have done differently. I know it wouldn’t change the outcome, but I can’t shut my brain off.
Sorry, man.
Jeez, that blows hard. Sorry, man.
Well shit. Sorry to hear that.
Oh shit man, I’m sorry. That’s how mine went too, a few years back. Just came home from dinner and found him all fucked up.
That fucking sucks. Major condolences.
Try not to blame yourself, because – as a fellow dog owner – you were attentive, and that’s why it hurts so much. Because you were paying attention, and it still happened.
Yes, don’t tear yourself up with blame. She was happy with a good owner and that is what dogs need.
I am sorry to hear. You have my condolences.
Shit dude, really sorry to hear this.
But at least she didn’t linger (I know how trite that sounds….but there is truth to it).
Shit, that sucks man. I’m sorry to read about your loss. Just keep telling yourself that it’s not your fault. Once a dog gets to a certain age, everything just fucking goes at once.
I have a phone interview tomorrow afternoon. Step 2 of n, but at least it’s a start.
Good luck!
Man, I can’t stand phone interviews that last over 30 minutes. How long is yours tomorrow? Or does it depend?
It depends, but I suspect it will be at least 20 minutes.
Actually as someone that used to give weekly phone interviews for a few years – if it lasts longer than 15 minutes that’s usually a good sign. You don’t know when they call you weather it’s scheduled for 15, 30, or 45 minutes but the longer it lasts the better your chances of getting to the next step.
Good to know.
Jesus, I don’t even talk to people I like for that long.
Just remember to not have it on speaker. Otherwise, they hear every little noise and wonder what’s going on with you. Bonne chance!
And if it’s a woman interviewing you, make sure you call her “honey” and let her know how you take your coffee. That shows confidence and they like that.
Well, good luck to you, babe!
No Boys Allowed [1991] vs. Transformers [2007]
http://67.media.tumblr.com/3b08ca5268fd1d1a3e7d0ca9fe67b68a/tumblr_nqgkwv0TSr1uxzzrho7_540.gif
http://65.media.tumblr.com/1c6de5633b3aa9112acbea72f06928d7/tumblr_nqgkwv0TSr1uxzzrho4_1280.jpg
Hummmmm…. original thoughts.
http://67.media.tumblr.com/9aef6c64138c90907262f1df207a6212/tumblr_nqgkwv0TSr1uxzzrho1_1280.jpg
http://67.media.tumblr.com/92cae787a976128de0d51c25017ee187/tumblr_nqgkwv0TSr1uxzzrho2_1280.gif
She looks an awful suspiciously a lot like Racquel Darrian.
Whoever that is.
Apparently Michael Bay is a big fan too.
http://rogert.co/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/doh.gif
Hiya folks!
Quick entry since I’m neck deep in physical therapy and work.
We’re in the RFP part of my next 5-10 year contract that will hopefully carry me off into the sunset.
Fucking contract labor!
The fuck are you gonna do?
Oldest granddaughter “right” turned 11 today!
Yay!
She’s just the cutest and smartest girl on the planet and I will accept no other responses.
Marine science and math magnet school! Strait A’s!
On the other hand…
I feel fucking GREAT!
My knees are better than they have been in months and I am ready to get the fuck after it.
In other words….
HOW THE FUCK YOU DOING COMMENTIST PARTY?!?
Yay! I am so happy to hear that you are feeling dramatically better! About goddamned time, babe!
And happy wahini birthday!
Against the wishes of mom and dad I got her a phone for her birthday.
On their plan.
I know how to spoil a grandkid.
WOOOOOOO!!!
http://66.media.tumblr.com/f20937088d95b683d89e9bb2f0403426/tumblr_mfr8tuZPlg1qh0iv0o1_1280.jpg
Glad to hear it man.
That’s fantastic!
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Color of Night?
[googles]
Yep, Color of Night.
Also yeah right’s kitchen theme.
So what happens if your brother decides he wants to take over your Gravy column and has you Gillooly’d?
Hopefully, yeah right gets him back. Then we get a cripple fight.
http://i713.photobucket.com/albums/ww137/sirius_wang/lexi%20belle/lexi-belle-omg-small.jpg
SHE CAN’T CLOSE HER MOUTH! How would you know if she was close to getting off or just her usual mouth breathing?
More importantly….
Who Cares?
😉
http://67.media.tumblr.com/d9bddef4bc4bf5a1aa39871cf470c208/tumblr_o0tdb24e4W1uix7iqo1_500.jpg
Damn fake geek girls.
Yeah they look more like team mom/daughter than DC.
For real: The insecurity that comes from attacking anyone for being a “fake” fan is fucking bonkers.
Yes, agreed. “THEY CAN’T BE FOR REAL FANS!!” You said it; Some people hurt themselves scoffing so hard.
DON’T FORGET YOUR AFL FOOTY TIPS!
http://content.comicartfans.com/images/Category_5816/subcat_91013/Pulp1_sm.jpg
I’ve completely descended into the gif caves to explore the ridiculous amount of gifs of Karlie. (Who’d have guessed there’d be so many source videos of a model?)
http://67.media.tumblr.com/28980b76a20d3863afda4a378a2f5f34/tumblr_nzh0jc9tuE1qbbmmro1_250.gif
http://66.media.tumblr.com/248f95cfe4e58a3080f8e833cf7a9e28/tumblr_na409lZenM1rw9qieo1_1280.jpg
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Well that is just not muppet friendly at all.
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So it is probably the booze or being drunk off the Sharks blanking to Blues x 2 but I have a terrible confession to make: I have a huge crush on Anna Torv. The problem with this that all of my staff immediately point out that we look alike (not exactly dead ringers here–she is quite stunning). The point of this confession is that i have no idea what Freudian nightmare this must imply that I am totally hot for a girl with whom I share an alarming number of similarities.
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I am so afraid that there is a part of my mind that would be so into this…
How’d you change images?
ssshhhhh….don’t wake the lizard people.
I’m old and have super admin privileges. I think when we were starting this site, DTZM just knew I would fuck things up on the reg and would need to edit.
Them’s fancy talking words for “she got lucky”.
I KNEW IT!!!
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lngjkqgcSW1qhb9who1_r1_500.gif
Anna is one of my favorites.
And how.
I’m inclined to look towards Jung for any meaning to this, not Freud.
Seriously, though. Maybe she’s your Shadow.
That’s not implausible.
Freud…Jung….screw ya’s both.
SPLOOSH!!!!!
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So you’re a messy eater too?
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Yesssss. Now we’re onto something.
This cast photo is am-AZING
So many Karlie gifs
http://img.pandawhale.com/149906-karlie-kloss-hot-eating-shh-gi-QVag.gif
I’m glad you posted/mentioned her as I like to think of myself as skooled on pop culture and I had never heard of her. More of this please!
I came across this (phrasing!) on the Dallas Stars SB Nation blog today (Defending Big D – hehe) and I blame Seamus, Title IX, CB, and my mancrush on Tyler Seguin (in no particular order) for posting it now:
http://a1.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=%2Fphoto%2F2015%2F0701%2Fmag_body_seguin01_RW_576x767.jpg
Unexpectedly short legs, eh?
No particular order….yet you managed to list me first.
OK that one was particular.
No Teef…I hope.
http://www.wallpaper-area.to/wallpaper/3/3341/Lexi_Belle_020.jpg
Well now, she is perfectly fine. This one isn’t Deglover, is she?
I certainly am hoping no.
http://65.media.tumblr.com/eff2d339be0c63bde27d90c0c5763469/tumblr_nbryorBJxx1t2k4xgo1_1280.jpg
Careful…that might be CB’s car.
If it can beat me in chess I might take it home and marry it.
http://67.media.tumblr.com/49bd423bc91db53120cb50d598d7d334/tumblr_npjj05q2Jr1qzgwh4o5_500.gif
Can’t figure out how to fix and FJ Cruiser….NEXT!!!!!!!
2/10…would not bang.
http://guymag.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Screen-Shot-2016-01-13-at-8.56.14-AM.png
I should go to bed at a decent hour tonight.
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Yes…I am, in fact….”THAT GUY”.
Wait, that’s not toothy, is it? She’s kinda cute. I may have to take back my “derpy” comment.
Too late.
You’ve already ruined her for me.
ALXMAC’s Riley Reid mention is the only thing keeping me at half mast at this point.
Oh and equal time and all that crap…blah, blah, blah.
Psh! You know what gets me going!
http://media.zenfs.com/en-US/cms/autos/Boldride/toyota-fj-cruiser-values-1.jpg
You are too much.
http://data2.whicdn.com/images/14245521/large.jpg
Dem Teef!
SHUT UP!!!!
I am looking out for you, babe. Look, I worry enough about my boys in the wilds of North Carolina. I don’t need to be worried about which one of you got their dicks degloved by those chompers!
I literally have no response to that.
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Well that is both oddly unsettling and mesmerizing all at once, eh?
http://iv1.lisimg.com/image/1258374/600full-ashlyn-rae.jpg
Oh, hello. Now we’re talking.
I concur.
Tomorrow’s my wedding anniversary. According to some site, the appropriate gift for 21 years is “Brass and Nickel.” So I’m gonna punch my wife in the mouth with brass knuckles, then drop five cents on her unconscious body.
Or flowers/card/dinner/show. Whatever.
Be careful. There is a fair chance your wifey has been doing the exact same gift research.
She’s been googling something called “arsenic” which I hope is a nice cologne.
It goes well with lace.
I am totally ashamed that this made me laugh.
And also that I am still laughing.
Banner quote plz.
Nah, it won’t fit because it’s too long.
(That’s what she said.)
(Neither she nor anyone else has ever said that.)
21 years is quite the accomplishment in this day and age. Congrats!!
Related: Brass and Nickel seems a little crass for that long of an anniversary. Perhaps those guidelines should be updated every 100 years or so.
21st = USB Drive
Only if 15 = floppy disk.
Thanks bud…it’s been a lot of work. For her.
Janay Palmer apologizes for her role in SoS’s wedding anniversary.
What teeth?
http://116.imagebam.com/download/-IMzPf-KpN2hz6uB4Ajq8g/48469/484685322/TXdkMTH.jpg
So yeah…she’s mildly attractive.
I have no idea what she is wearing, but she looks so much less derpy than Lexi Belle. This one is cute. I like this one.
Yeah, I was gonna make an ill-advised comment.
Decided not to.
Yay for me.
Bella Thorne is a delight.
http://www.moviefancentral.com/images/pictures/95430/image_b80f5be18.jpg
Who wore it better?
Lexi Belle in Paste My Face 3 or Lexi Belle in Paste My Face 9?
Deee-lightful. 😀
I say ya’ll should go. I had the chance to see Riley Reid at Night Trips in OKC a little over a year ago and to this day I regret that I didn’t go. I haven’t been to a strip club in over 15 years but to see someone like that in person (while they are still famous, relevant, and gorgeous) would probably be worth it.
I gotta catch up. You miss one Paste My Face, you totally lose the plot.
Karlie Kloss has a peculiar smile and that’s what I like most about her.
http://116.imagebam.com/download/Nz2PXvalRZKOg7HDjE8EqA/48469/484685112/ZahhvbY.jpg
I understand your logic, I do.
But that leg…..
Her incredibly long legs and being 5’11” are close behind.
Agreed. I like her ferocity!
Ferocity?
You need to go make out with your car or something I think.
I would love to, thank you very much, but you know damn well she is having a sleepover.
She’s probably cheating on you right now with some late model SUV.
Pfft! I’m not possessive! How else would you know how good you’ve got it if you don’t see how bad it could be?
http://www.funtic.eu/uploads/f79921bbae40a577928b76d2fc3edc2a.gif
Big…… teeth.
http://65.media.tumblr.com/d81a24eba2325752fda6797f1533e4a0/tumblr_o5gps3etra1s0wwqso1_1280.jpg
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Soooooo, who ended up going to see Lexi Belle?
Nobody yet.
Hippoz is trynna be a bad influence on me.
(she’s local for us tomorrow night)
Where is local again? I may or may not be in CO…
NC
DO IT! Or DON’T DO IT! I have no dog in this fight. I just want you both to have a good night.
Dammit Google…I already told you I’M NOT GAY (as far as you know).
Ohhh, I get it now. Seamus is actually Aaron Rodgers! Hey, Aaron, fuck you for winning Super Bowl XLV.
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NSFW; not sure why I laughed out loud at this, but hey:
h
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The indifference of the guy being attacked combined with the “attack” being a shark trying to hug him.
That’s a pretty laid back face.
Kinda reminds me of this:
If only…
Like 30% of Jones’ face is eyeballs.
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http://1000funnypictures.com/wp-content/uploads/Big-Eyes-Funny-Animals.jpg
That is literally what I think of during EVERY SINGLE INTERVIEW! Every. One.
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Break the rules!
You cheating fucking wabbit.
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Her grip is….impressive.
https://youtu.be/7hi2PrOCQ7E
I love our goalie!
Yay, Jonesy!
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“So this squiggle and this circle over here means if we get one in it counts for 4 points. Pietrangelo, go get it!”
Empty net on 5:30+ on the clock seems like a stretch just a bit, no? I guess the math must work out. But still.
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