Your “It Was The Sodom and Gomorrah Show” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

NFL Nuggets:

  • Well, Bruce Arians got his “bullshit response” from the League. Bobby Wagner’s leaps were legal because the contact was considered “incidental”.
    • According to NFL head of officiating Dean Blandino, had he made direct contact with the player – a hit, or landing on him – then it would have been fifteen-and-a-first. Because it was Wagner’s shoe and the center’s lower back (first time) and the player grabbed Wagner on his way over (second time), it didn’t constitute a penalty.
      • Just another one for the “Seattle gets away with murder!” pile.
    • Arians’ response? “I’ve already talked to the league, and it’s illegal to comment on officiating,” Arians told reporters. Methinks someone was threatened with a fine.
  • LeSean McCoy was kept out of practice Wednesday as he continues to work through the hamstring he aggravated on Sunday.
    • Good thing for the Bills that the Seahawks cut C.J. Spiller this afternoon.
  • Jim Harbaugh is now the highest-paid college coach, earning about $9 million. In response, Jed York went down to the Union Pacific railyard and yelled at hobos for an hour.
    • The joke was on him, though, as Jim Tomsula was already on the 7:00 Amtrak “Trails & Rails” Zephyr to Chicago, hiding in the luggage car.
  • I guess taking fewer shots does improve your aim, because Russell Wilson & Ciara announced they are expecting their first child.

Finally, the best long-form story of the day goes to the Seattle Times and their collection of teammates’ stories about Marshawn Lynch. It covers a wide range of encounters, from Thomas Rawls’ rookie season to Lynch covering all expenses for Ricardo Lockette’s family’s vigil in Dallas after his career-ending hit.


So I went and got my 80s on Monday night.

And it was a wonderful two hours.

The evening started with dinner & drinks. The friends I was going with wanted to meet at a bar across the street. Given that the “Library Square Public House” is a sports bar and they are all Jack from “Will & Grace”, I anticipated quite the dichotomy. Well, I guess there had been a meeting earlier in the day, because the football fans kept to one side and the PSB fans stayed to the other; the culture clash I expected wasn’t coming from them.

The age difference became the issue as the server, a lovely 21 year-old named “Dallas”, asked about the concert, and had no idea who the Pet Shop Boys were despite the many attempts by my friends to explain. Finally, I settled on this explanation:

Rob: “Dallas?”

Dallas: “Yes?”

Rob: “You know those guys in high school who were way into drama or fashion design? It’s the music they’d listen to if they were our age (motioning to my group of friends).”

6 Gays: “GASP!!!

Dallas: “Oh, okay. I get it now. I’ll be right back with your drinks.”

Joseph: “Rob! That was….”

Rob: “Accurate?”

Vince: “Yes. But ‘fuck you’ anyways.”

**All laugh**

Given the band and the expected audience, entry was a breeze – not even a pat-down. Once inside, overlooking the makeup of the crowd, I felt dreadfully overweight and out of shape. Fortunately, and for once, none of those guys were sitting in front of me.

Because there was no opening act, the show started right at 9:00.

The concert itself was two hours of non-stop music; the pause between the ‘end’ and the encore was only three minutes. It was a solid mix of old and new, with a couple of deep tracks thrown in for good measure. People only sat down when their legs got tired; since most of the crowd doesn’t skip leg day at the gym ever, the majority stayed upright & dancing.

There were fewer artistic flourishes than previous shows – on the “Pandemonium” tour, they had dancers dressed like Tetris blocks; for the “Electric” tour, the dancers were dressed like bulls – but the lights & lasers were all there as usual.

Please enjoy this version of “Go West”, recorded while people kept insisting on talking to me. I still preferred it to watching Brock Ostweiler make John Elway look smart.

Here’s a review, if you are so inclined. If you like their music, I highly recommend this show.


Tonight’s sports: they moved the Series start due to potential storms

  • World Series: Game 2: Cubs at Indians – 7:00 PM | FOX/Sportsnet
  • MLS Soccer Playoff: Conference knockout round
    • Toronto FC at Philadelphia Union – 8:00 PM | ESPN2/TSN2
    • LA Galaxy at Real Salt Lake – 10:30 PM | TSN2
  • NBA Basketball:
    • Pistons at Raptors – 7:30 | TSN
    • Thunder at 76ers – 8:00 PM | ESPN
    • Rockets at Lakers – 10:30 PM | ESPN
  • NHL Hockey:
    • Montreal at NY Islanders – 7:00 | Sportsnet1
    • Bruins at Rangers – 8:00 PM | NBCSN
    • Washington at Edmonton – 9:30 | Sportsnet 360

If nothing else, there’s a new South Park at 10:00. LOOKS LIKE A SOLID NIGHT ON THE COUCH!

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Doktor Zymm

I would watch a Grinch/Nightmare Christmas crossover, though there’s probably no way it’s done well

entropy

No. Just… no. The last time anyone wrote the Grinch, they justified his behavior and quite frankly, if I were him, I’d say “fuck Whoville,” too. But it IS important to remember one thing:

http://68.media.tumblr.com/45cb63eadf9a706b71fd1325a935fee8/tumblr_ofopzqYoC01uf51wyo1_1280.jpg

Doktor Zymm

I’ve only ever seen the classic Grinch animation, I actually didn’t know there were newer versions, though I guess it makes sense that fingers have dipped into that pie.

And yes. You better hope a metaphor never happens to you. His heart broke the heart box! I don’t know what the box was a metaphor for, but it didn’t look like it should be broken.

Senor Weaselo

If it’s the one I’m thinking of, Jim Carrey played the Grinch.

Fronkenshteen

Saw the ads for the next “30 for 30” & googled “John Daly drunk”. Lotsa good pics, but I like this one best:
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Brick Meathook

This could be framed and hung in an art museum without any sort of caption or explanation, as all truly great photographs can.

It is a masterpiece.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That curveball was filthier than Eli’s room after Olivia was away for two weeks on vacation.

BrettFavresColonoscopy
Senor Weaselo
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I got in contact with the guy who produced those – we might collaborate for DFO somehow someday.

Sill Bimmons

Make certain that you have regular binocular indirect ophthalmoscopy examinations as well as regular intraocular pressure evaluations.

http://jirehdesign.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/co0052.jpg

Doktor Zymm

This was playing at the grocery store tonight, cause my grocery store is apparently awesome.

Doktor Zymm

Also, do movies still have original soundtracks? They were usually pretty damn good, but I think they’ve all gone the compiled hits route nowadays.

Senor Weaselo

I think it depends on the movie.

entropy

Sure they do. Danny Elfman is still making movie scores, they’re just harder to find now because the compilation albums make a LOT more money, and are more recognizable. Hell, the Interstellar score is a go-to for when I’m reading or drawing most weeks.

entropy

Yes. Yes it is.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

This really just makes me want to go play Kingdom Hearts again though

Unsurprised

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ballsofsteelandfury

Also, I just finished the Marshawn Lynch story. He is just the fucking best.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

What are the rules on rainouts in the playoffs? Is this already an official game? Google is being less helpful than slackbot.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

No rainouts, they have to eventually play every out. Not sure how long they will wait to finish tonight or how it would be rescheduled.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Thanks

Senor Weaselo

Yeah, that’s what happened in 08.

ballsofsteelandfury

LOVE the Pet Shop Boys and I am ultra mega jealous that you were able to go. Good times!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

You know what’s better than being drunk with your coworkers? Being drunk without your coworkers.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Since she got brought up; has anybody here fingerblasted or received a handy from Lady Gaga in the bar parking lot?

Just curious.

JustStopDude
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Um…sort of.”

– Jason Pierre-Paul

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Breaks up with woman after she offered him the lobster claws from her plate at dinner.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

But seriously; that is funny as hell.

Shogun Marcus

Today?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
entropy

She seems more like a “let’s just use the stall in the men’s room” kinda gal.

Unsurprised

My brother probably has.

(Not joking)

entropy

The “make way for a lady” intro for the guest singer is maybe my favorite thing ever from the band Cornershop:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REzVxf_e2Vs

Doktor Zymm

So, work has been super busy this week, (and really this month) but some cool shit has come out of it. Everything is proprietary right now, but there’s a good chance there will be some editorial content based on analysis I’ve done coming out in a few months, and I’m kind of unreasonably excited about that. There really isn’t anything out there that isn’t interesting if you break it down the right way. Even baseball has fun stats!

Senor Weaselo

Considering if I couldn’t do anything music-related I’d probably try to become an official scorer, color me intrigued.

Yeah, I’m a weirdo. And?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Not a fan of the “no hitter” graphic.

The World Series: Now Available in Jinx-o-Vision

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Had one of those ‘client rakes you over the coals’ you take it saying ‘we’ll look into it’ You get back to digging into the issue and you were fucking right all along days.

Little victories, little victories.

*Tiny little victories.

http://66.media.tumblr.com/2cc933e4df5b56adc1d4dc05ecb92566/tumblr_o1u2ufMPvr1r59b0ho1_400.gif

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

But enough about Danny Woodhead’s success with the Chargers…

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Senor Weaselo

Also since Dok broke the Classical seal, here’s what Senor’s playing this week!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL2ftX-xC4w

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Lady Gaga’s Dive Bar Tour? More like DIVA bar tour, amirite?

entropy

All that’s missing from that joke is a collar pull and a muttered “tough crowd” afterward.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

She was on the Late Late Show with Fat Adult Baby yesterday and actually came across as funny and likable. Her out hipstering hipsters with her outfits is ok with me for now.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I actually don’t have any strong feeling about Lady Gaga. My wife watches The Voice and Miley Cyrus seems nice enough, if a bit dopey. She’s like an Irish Setter.

entropy

I think Gaga can sing, and Miley actually showed some decent chops with that backyard band “Jolene” thing she did… but as a person, yeah, I can see the Irish Setter comparison

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Is she THAT flexible?

entropy

If I ever get the opportunity to find out, I’ll let you know.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I bet the contract for her superb owl performance has a big clause (claws) on anything “accidental”

http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2015524/rs_634x1024-150624123735-634-lady-gaga-boob-breast-topless-pizza.ls.61415.jpg

Spanky Datass

Or Venereal DISEASE Bar Tour. smdh

/shoves z-pack down peen hole

Unsurprised
JustStopDude

Dear god the training schedule is almost over for the year. Just one more day with the cats from Utah and Texas. Then I just got to deal with the folks from Shanghai…

https://youtu.be/BwDIlS8QBlI

Need to get some music in me to put me in a good mood.

entropy

Dude, that was a great link, and it reminded me of his Ballad of Ira Hayes version, which is AWESOME. I had forgotten all about this. Thank you.

Old School Zero

I’m happy that the World Series won’t end on Saturday, because I am going to see a live theater production of The Lost Boys, and I don’t want to be distracted from Greasy Sax Fabio for one moment.

http://i.imgur.com/OxdB2qx.gif

entropy

A last fire will rise…

(god damn it right over to YouTube I go….)

Old School Zero

Someone needs to get Gronk to parody this scene so we can call him BIG DUMB SAX IDIOT

entropy

SO well done.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Schwarber looks like during the offseason he secretly plays bass for Papa Roach.

Old School Zero

If he was shorter, it’d be for Godsmack.

King Hippo

It’s a wonderful milestone to have your 15 y/o tell you to “stop being such a bitch” for telling her to stop yelling over you so you could speak (and say YES to the request she was bleating about).

Can’t wait until she and her twin (the last of my demonspawn) finish their 4 allotted years of undergrad and I can shed this mortal coil without any guilt about it.

/also, fuck the Cubs (but not watching)

//off to Russia reading now, wallow in misery of others FOAR a change

entropy

It’s important to have goals.

Shogun Marcus

So if I vote for Feingold Iran will nuke the children? I…buh…wha…
Are we there yet?

Unsurprised

Well, I’m sold on him.

Fuck the children.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Chicago isn’t leaving anything on the table tonight.

Hmm, I should probably formulate that with respect to the teams playing.

The Cubs aren’t leaving any scraps behind in this dumpster tonight!

Senor Weaselo

Chicago is really making the most of their shots tonight.

Better?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Rizzo in the batters box looks like your drunk friend who keeps claiming he is good to drive

Senor Weaselo

Seems quiet today. I mean, most of the cool kids are here, and also me, but where’s everyone else?

Unsurprised

Drinking?

entropy

HEY! Those of us that are here are drinking, too!

Doktor Zymm

I think all the people that are baseball fans are in hiding because EMOTIONS

Senor Weaselo

I’m here, rooting for 7 games, fire, brimstone, Verdi Requiem, the works!

Doktor Zymm

That’s rooting for chaos, which is the natural state of all interesting human beings. There are no emotions specific to the teams involved, which I guess is what I meant but stated poorly 😀

Senor Weaselo

Padre Weaselo is for the Redacteds because they’re the AL team and fuck Theo, we respect Tito. Madre Weaselo is for the Small Bears because Small Bears. I have no qualms either way, I just want to hold onto the last scraps of baseball for as long as possible because apart from the Ice Giants this is going to be a loooong sports winter.

Doktor Zymm

Also….on the Cubs fan side, I would go with this….cause a WS is more than drunk Cubs fans deserve, and Prokofiev is more than a couple idiotic teenage Shakespeare characters deserve.

Senor Weaselo

I’m trying to think what composer idiotic teenage Shakespeare characters would deserve. I’m thinking some generic bel canto opera.

Doktor Zymm

Modern pop springs to mind, and it has a shitty libretto as well. Otherwise I’m tempted to say Mozart, since he kinda was an idiotic teenager himself, and was sorta pop music for the time.

Senor Weaselo

Yes, but he was a precocious idiotic teenager, so still way beyond those kids, and his operas are way, WAY too good for them.

Doktor Zymm

Honestly, anything pre-1900 that would be appropriate is probably lost to posterity. Only decent stuff survives the century mark.

Senor Weaselo

So what you’re saying is the stuff I wrote has no shot… yeah, you’re probably right.

Out-loud note to self: If you’re ever in NY we’re going to something. Unless I’m playing in the aforementioned something, in which case I get you a comp and we drink after, as is custom.

Doktor Zymm

I’ll probably be in New York roughly a year from now. I’ll be obligated to visit all my college friends who still live there, but I’ll have time outside of that. You’re on 🙂

Doktor Zymm

So, I actually like rice cakes, but I always had the plain ones when I was a kid. I recently bought a value pack of mixed rice cake flavors, and they have seriously upped their game. These fuckers are tasty. Turns out when something is mostly air to begin with, just a tiny bit of seasoning or sugar or cheese powder goes a long way. I was gonna use these as something to put cashew butter on, but they’re proper snacks in their own right.

Senor Weaselo

I’m a fan of the white cheddar ones myself, even from my childhood. But yeah, they don’t suck.

entropy

I remember my father getting those when I was a kid, during one of his workout stints… he opened the bag, took one bite, and proceeded to fling the rest into the back yard like little frisbees, muttering, “fuck this shit” all the while. Later when my mom asked why there were all these birds in the yard, he pretended to sleep, snoring noises and all.

Senor Weaselo

Oh, I would go skeet shooting with rice cakes. Except I should probably not do that because the couple times I’ve shot a firearm my aim has been pretty, pretty, pretty… bad.

Doktor Zymm

Skeet shooting is pretty easy, though I doubt the machines are adapted to shoot rice cakes. Have you used a shotgun, or just handguns? Buckshot is pretty easy to aim with, especially if you set the choke wide.

LemonJello

I’ve fired just about everything up to and including the M2 machine gun and Mk19 automatic grenade launcher – I’ve never gone skeet shooting.

Senor Weaselo

.22 rifle. So not much, just enough to know I’m a lousy shot.

entropy

Funny thing about rice cakes: my mom thought my dad LOVED them, because that first bag disappeared so quickly… well, after that, I discovered two things: birds love them, and my childhood dogs had something of a “no fly policy” in the back yard. The combination of “hide the evidence” and territorial protection got kinda weird that summer.

Doktor Zymm

It’s entirely possible that these flavors existed when I was a kid and my parents just didn’t buy them…they don’t buy rice cakes now, so I’m not really certain of their rice cake mindset. The flavors I’ve tried so far are the white cheddar, which is super tasty (and which I had for lunch today, along with some curtido morado) and caramel, and apple cinnamon, both sweet enough to be almost dessert.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

White cheddar rice cake basically sounds like the equivalent of a handful of Smartfood.

Senor Weaselo

That’s probably why I like them so much!

Unsurprised

Are they still hard as bricks?

Unsurprised

They’re basically discs of Rice Krispies but they were so hard that I never got over that before worrying about the indifferent taste.

Doktor Zymm

No moreso than any other puffed rice. Maybe you had stale ones?

Unsurprised

Could be.

entropy

Fuck you, Win7 unzip utility, and your total inability to handle AES 128 encryption. “The file is corrupt” my pasty white Irish ass.

Doktor Zymm

While I enjoy the expression and use it frequently myself, I’m not quite sure I understand the grammar behind the “stupid thing I disagree with, my ass” construction.

entropy

Shortened form of “chaps my ass,” sort of how “God’s wounds” became “zounds!” and similar. Given that you’re only saving one syllable, it seems unnecessary, but it is remarkably satisfying to say, so I run with it.

(everything really IS on the internet)

Doktor Zymm

That makes sense and the shorter form actually is more satisfying to say, as it cuts right to the mild anatomical profanity. I like it!

Doktor Zymm

Also, aren’t there about a million ‘free’ unzipping utilities out there? By which I mean 2, but they’re fairly ubiquitous and can handle pretty much any format

entropy

Technically, only WinRAR is “free” any more, as WinZIP now does a silly little eval period thing, but I remember MS being stupidly proud of introducing native unzipping into their OS, and they couldn’t even get THAT right.

blackroseMD1

7-Zip is free and handles pretty much anything I throw at it.

LemonJello

That’s what I’ve been using (7-Zip) for a while now, too.

Doktor Zymm

I found it! Yay! Everything is on the internet!

entropy

I am almost positive that music has been used by Ralph Bakshi in Wizards.

Doktor Zymm

It’s pretty catchy. I occasionally sing bits of it, and then people look at me weird. Pfft, like they don’t sing biochem songs they heard on field trips when they were a kid.

Doktor Zymm

Finishing off the SPONCH! from last night. This is good shit. I’m gonna have to buy more.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Make Dr. Mrs. Deadly buy you more.

Doktor Zymm

If she comes home with a SPONCH! addiction, you have only yourself to blame

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It’s like the zombie virus in TWD – we’re all already addicted to Sponch, most of us just don’t know it yet.

entropy

Wait, Sponch is marshmallow? You sick bastards probably eat Peeps, too, don’t you?

Doktor Zymm

No, but I do microwave them and glue them into dioramas.

entropy

One of only two acceptable uses for Peeps, IMO (the other being waiting until they turn into little sugary rocks of doom and whipping them at passerby). Peeps, and most other Just Born candies are pretty disgusting.

Duchess

it is the key elements that compose all living things

Doktor Zymm

I was underinformed by the CHON video that used to play at the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History

Sill Bimmons

/slow clap

Senor Weaselo

Evening. The childrens were trying and Mr. Senor should probably make himself tea or something.

Considering it’s us, we’re Team Sodom, right? Which one even is that?

Doktor Zymm

Also, if the Cubs game was responsible for the traffic this evening, then I hope it’s another hundred years before they win a pennant. After the bus took 15 minutes to go one block, I bailed, walked to the train station, and took the red line home. It took me about an hour and 15 minutes to go the 5 miles between work and home, and I’m pretty sure I saved at least half an hour by bailing from the bus.

Unsurprised

At least you got a good walk in after a long day of sitting?

Doktor Zymm

Nah, three blocks ain’t a good walk. I walk further to the damn gym in the morning. Also, it’s raining, but that stupid misty rain that’s not worth using an umbrella in, but just makes everything gross.

Unsurprised

Oh, you’d have loved the daily walk I did through the rain today

Doktor Zymm

I walk to work in the morning a couple times a week, and sometimes there’s rain, but when I’m mentally exhausted, didn’t have time to eat during the day, and just want to get home, I’m in no damn mood for that shit.

Senor Weaselo

They’re in Cleveland which means Friday will be a massive shitshow.

Doktor Zymm

Lucky for me, Friday I will be going directly to the airport from work, blue line train hours before the game starts. Sunday is what I’m worried about, I’ll be taking transit from the airport, literally passing right by Wrigley, and at the exact time fans will be heading in. I almost want the Indians to sweep so there’s no game 5.

LemonJello

Just because I find this image hilarious, I thought I’d share it with you all.

http://crooksandliars.com/files/primary_image/16/05/trump_cartoon_villain.jpg

Unsurprised

Like they’d support Trump

Unsurprised

Who’s the guy between the queen and Apocalypse?

Duchess

You are either talking about Trump or Lord Zedd from Power Rangers

entropy

Some bad guy from Power Rangers, I think.

LemonJello

Even they can’t believe the shit pouring from his facial anus.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

This new comment system is so annoying to deal with knowing how easy it would be to make it readable. 99 percent of the code is written. Just needs a slight formatting adjustment.

Doktor Zymm

Marshawn Lynch was the best thing about the Seahawks.

entropy

Every time I watch that, Pete Carroll’s stupid decision to throw from the freakin’ one yard line looks even dumber.

Unsurprised

It’s amazing how much I am procrastinating and doing everything in my power not to do work and not to focus on seriously thinking about some things I otherwise want to go over in my head.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Yooooooooo!

entropy

…Joe?

(someone here is old enough to remember that)

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

So the Cubs replaced a good defensive player on a cold streak at the plate with a worse defensive player that is 0 for 9 in the playoffs at the plate.

King Hippo

I shall watch no Lesser Sports this evening, but I did want to voice my agreement that the Pet Shop Boys are the tits, even if they would shriek in horror if they accidentally grabbed any ,, no ofence.

Who do you think you are, Joe Stalin??

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scotchnaut

Very few people are aware that AC/DC’s “Big Balls” refers to the large stone spheres that were discovered in Costa Rica in the 1930’s.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQSk0CYPvwE

LemonJello

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LemonJello

Fuck that last post of mine with a rusty corn auger.

Let’s try this one:
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scotchnaut

“I fucked a unicorn in the ass one time. Unbelievable. Saw her at Studio 54. Lotta coke there. Lotta coke. The unicorn was talking to Jan-Michael Vincent when I first saw her. I just moved in and told that AirWolf kid to ‘beat it’. I never saw a guy with his tail so far between his legs. Anyway, later we’re up on the top floor of Trump Tower and the unicorn leans over to see how far down it is. That’s when I did her. Later she told me it was the best sex of her life. She still calls me every once in a while. Course, I’d never fuck her now. Really old.”

-Donald Trump

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

CUBS: Say…who’s that?

BARTENDER: Her? That’s a little lady that’s known around here as “Disaster”.

CUBS: [slicks back hair, munches on a few tic tacs]

LemonJello

Is it me or does Smoltz sound like Aikman? Or is it just Joe Buck makes anyone sound like a poor tortured soul begging to be given the sweet release of death?

litre_cola

We get the international broadcast up here in Canadia, thank Bleergh

LemonJello

Lucky so-and-so.

litre_cola

It actually is most of the Blue Jays guys for the rest of the world. Buck Martinez, some other guy, and I want to say Pat Tabler.

entropy

I just turned on the WS and I’m wondering if tonight’s strike zone will be as wildly erratic as last night’s.

LemonJello

It’s the MLB, so yes?

Unsurprised

The silence here at the Timbers not making the playoffs after winning the MLS Cup last year is deafening.

Unsurprised

“Given the band and the expected audience, entry was a breeze – not even a pat-down.”

You obviously don’t live in Orlando

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

At least they got one in the first, and the pitcher is more hurt than he is letting on or not that great.

litre_cola

How big was that venue? Would have been great at the Commodore but it might be too small.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I am hoping for bad weather to mess with the game just for fun, but it looks like it might end up ok