NFL News:
- Non-trade deadline things:
- Percy Harvin has come out of retirement & signed with the Bills. They play the Seahawks on Monday night.
- Terrell Owens is willing to come out of retirement / quit Cinnabon to play for the Eagles.
- Andre Johnson retired from the Titans. T.O. was unavailable for comment.
- He will go into the Hall of Fame as something called a “Texan”.
- Jamaal Charles has gone on IR. He’ll be eligible to return in 8 weeks.
- Eagles WR Josh Huff was arrested with weed & a gun in his car Tuesday morning. Oh – and speeding, because the police don’t have X-ray vision. Goodbye game checks; hello Crimebeat!
- Trent Williams has been suspended 4 games for violating the “substances of abuse” policy
- Armonty Bryant of the Lions has been given three games for something he did when on the Browns in 2015. From The Factory of Sadness to the Assembly Line of Miserableness, the fates will find you.
- A self-congratulatory self-blowjob was given by Mike Florio to Mike Florio today, as PFT celebrates 15 years of active ‘reporting’.
- The trade deadline was 4:00 PM Eastern, so let’s see who moved today:
- Detroit traded for Buccaneers CB Johnthan Banks, in exchange for a conditional 7th-round pick
- seriously, that’s all I could find before closing up shop at 5:00 DFO time.
- Yesterday’s big deal was Jamie Collins from the Pats to the Browns.
- helping circle the wagons on this move is Mike Lombardi, who said this morning:
- “Watch the tape. Jamie has not played particularly well,” Lombardi said on WEEI. “Sometimes freelancing is a problem, and I think sometimes effort is a problem.”
- most speculation has this being a message to a bunch of people:
- from Belichick to other players in their final year of a contract
- rumors are that Collins was going to demand “Von Miller money”
- message being: no one gets paid more than Brady
- rumors are that Collins was going to demand “Von Miller money”
- from Belichick to all players not named Brady – you aren’t untouchable
- he’ll trade a potential headache
- he’ll trade a better talent, so lesser-calibre players shouldn’t demand as much
- from Belichick to players who don’t want to “buy in”
- CBS published rumours that one reason for the trade was because Collins doesn’t like to watch tape.
- “I didn’t grow up watching football, and I still don’t […] I never thought I’d be here, and I’d rather play video games. I don’t really want to watch it.”
- CBS published rumours that one reason for the trade was because Collins doesn’t like to watch tape.
- from Belichick to other players in their final year of a contract
- Apparently, “The Patriot Way” involves spend free time on a Surface watching plays & taking a salary discount in order to play on a contender.
- helping circle the wagons on this move is Mike Lombardi, who said this morning:
To most Canadians, this type of move by the Patriots reads right out of “Net Worth“, the fantastic book about the struggles of NHL players to start their Players Association and the forces that held them back. If you want to know why the name “Alan Eagleson” is a curse word, read this. Also, if you ever hated on Eric Lindros – it’ll either reinforce your opinion or let you understand where he was coming from.
The part that sticks out here to me is Belichick using Brady’s salary & status as a hammer to keep others down. For years, the Red Wings used to say to players asking for more money, “Well, do you think you deserve more than Gordie?” Howe himself would only sign deals that gave him a $1000 raise on the previous year, because he wanted to be a “good company man”. Only when Bobby Baun told Howe to his face in 1968 how he was holding back other players did Gordie ask for a substantial raise. Here’s the money quote:
Howe would later confront Norris and then sign a $100,000 contract. Reportedly Howe said to Norris “Here I’ve been playing all these years for you and you just give me that now?” Norris replied, “Gordie, you never asked for anything more. I’m a businessman.”
Belichick & Kraft do it because it works. Tom Brady is just more conniving, because he should know better, and he’s hurting other players’ earning potential under the guise of being “cap-friendly”. Remember: all of them colluded to rework his 2016 contract so he’d get a two-year extension through 2019, $1.0 million in salary and $28 million in a signing bonus, so he could avoid losing 1/4 of it to his suspension. Here’s what it looks like: (chart from Sportrac)
No wonder Goodell gave him 4 games; he’ll never get the salary clauses out of the Collective Agreement. Never mind Trump’s shenanigans, this is right out in public.
Tonight’s TV sports:
- MLB: Cubs at Indians – 8:00 | FOX/Sportsnet
- NHL:
- Lightning at Islanders – 7:30 PM | NBCSN
- Sharks at Coyotes – 10:00 PM | NBCSN
- College Football:
- Bowling Green at Northern Illinois – 8:00 PM | ESPNU
- Western Michigan at Ball State – 8:00 PM | ESPN2
- NBA:
- Houston at Cleveland – 6:00 – NBATV/Sportsnet1
- Golden State at Portland – 10:00 – NBATV/TSN
Woooooooo
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So I guess the planet had a good run.
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I’m expecting 20 innings, Four Horsemen, Carmina Burana, Verdi Requiem, triceps, biceps, arseceps, Greek underground gay porn hard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJOL4xoamoQ
/Somewhere I went on a tangent…
Gay porn might not sell very well soft.
I think this Game 7 will break TV records for a baseball game.
I’m Joe Maddon. I’m going to risk my ace closer.
Welp, I guess I’ll be seeing ya’ll here tomorrow for game 7?
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In the minors Tim Tebow was injured trying for second; thus the adage; Thou shalt not steal.
/sorry
//stolen
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Moose, your new avatar is huge and scary
Sorry, I can’t fix it.
Every time that I hear that Carlos Santana is up to bat, I’m always mildly disappointed that it’s not the guitarist.
But is his swing Smooth?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NsJ84YV1oA
That was a good throw, but down 6 in the 9th in a WS game, don’t you need to be able to moonwalk there to take the extra base?
Does this mean game 7 is the never ending game?
Or does a tsunami destroy the entire city of Cleveland?
Considering they will play as long as necessary, complete with suspensions… yes.
I’m betting on a tie through 25 innings, then a meteor strike in the top of the 26th.
If the meteor is above the field of play in fair territory and a ball hits it… what’s the ground rules on that?
If the death toll is less than 200, then it’s a ground rule double. Over 200 is a home run.
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My response to Perez trying to take second:
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Thank the Lord, since that was a shit 0-2 pitch
Working until midnight sucks. Just throwing this out there.
Especially when crossing the international date line.
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Nuuuuupe! Still UUUUUGE in Japan.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbn6Wz-_Q8U&app=desktop
Giving some time to see if the avatars got resized; I ruin threads with it that big.
Dusty Baker approves of this Chapman usage.
Don’t use up all those runs, Immature Bears, you can’t win the series tonight.
Long Hair Paul Dano Pitcher has the sads.
Okay, does 9-2 mean Chapman still comes in for the 9th?
WTF. He is.
Maddon is a mad genius or something.
Rex Chapman is hurt?
/read 5 posts
Wow, what a DP.
something something also your mom
No no, I talked about Peter North in the “Walking Dead” post.
Damn Javi
On the other hand, I bet agents have to conform to the Patriots’ bean coonting ways and client brainwash.
So many conflicting emotions…
No, YOU’RE a coont.
Just kidding. You’re the best we have.
Doing what exactly?
-person with a fundamentally bad understanding of baseball
This was in response to criticism of madden. What did I miss?
Regarding Chapman coming in in the 7th up 5 and then nearly getting hurt.
Don’t worry that makes you more qualified than Dusty Baker.
That’s a low fucking bar if I’ve ever heard one
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This seems like an oddly specific fetish….. but we are not here to judge.
Did Joe Maddon just Cubs it?
I know Maddon has earne the benefit of the doubt, but what the fuck, right?
That puzzled me too. And he nearly got hurt on top of that.
I meant ESPECIALLY if Chapman got hurt.
I hate my bladder
I think this lady bartender thoroughly enjoyed me audibly belching a la Booger in Revenge of the Nerds
I am drunk.
CHEERS, BRO!!
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I want to yell at LeBron to “play A Message to You, Rudy!”
Possible sponsor?
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You should write a book, Unsurprised. People need to know about the DOOR CAN FLY OPEN.
Ask not for whom the door flies open, it flies open for thee
Oddly, watching the world series makes me want to play baseball video games.
Sweet!
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Baseball Stars for the NES!
http://www.retrogameguide.com/images/screenshots/NES-Baseball-Stars-1.jpg
I have the Neo Geo version of Baseball Stars 2 on my Vita. Always a pleasing arcade-y game. TOKYO NINJAS FOR LIFE!
I played hours of that as a kid.
I’ve tried finding a reliable rom for a game boy emulator, but no such luck.
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It’s softball, but this was one of my favorites growing up. It had witches and monsters in it, and pitchers that turned into tornadoes on the mound.
Damn, sounds good. Kind of sounds akin to the insane Japanese movie Battlefield Baseball.
PFT and Florio, you say?
http://www.podcastone.com/pg/jsp/program/episode.jsp?programID=865&pid=1688470
Folks.
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Hey there!
[holds envelope to forehead]
Whose tenacity is going to save this Chiefs team now that they have lost their two best players?
“Tenacity? Is that a new BBQ place?”
-Andy Reid
“Tenacity? That’s where the Titans play.”
— Emmitt Smith
“Gee I wonder how the Cubs fans are doing.”
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We’re great.
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That’s tomorrow.
I tend to be premature.
Let me get some icy hot…
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR FLIP FLOPPING AROUND IN THE POLLS, OHIO!
Oh, snap.
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Grande salami for the Immature Bears.
So how long before tomlin’s parents get banned from all future indians games?
I want to see Mike Florio and PFTCommenter together on a sports taek panel. Hosted by Jim Rome
If you said Florio, Bayless and Rome, then I’d know where I’d want the meteor to strike.
Screaming A, Willybuns, and Cowherd are outraged they weren’t invited.
I’m not trying to create a singularity of douchebaggery.
I just want to see how long Florio could pretend to be cool with the Taek Cannon’s schtick
5-0 Ice Giants over the…Former Ice Rams? Is that what we’re calling the Blues now?
Ice Best Fans In Baseball?
“We’ve secretly replaced the Cleveland Indians with the Cleveland Browns. Let’s see if anyone notices!”
I NOTICE AND I LOVE IT
Hey all. Just saw the feature image and wanted to click on in to say, you know, fuck Tom Brady and the entire Patriots organization.
Catch you dudes later.
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Nice start for the Cubs.
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Now James Ellsworth is opening Smackdown. The looking glass is getting well-traversed.
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I haven’t actively watched wrestling since the Attitude Era ended. James Ellsworth might change that.
I want Maction tonight, satisfaction all night!
I can’t get no
Mactisfaction
HOW THE FUCK YA DOING?
I survived my nuptials, and subsequent trip to St. Martin, where many French chefs attempted to kill me via rich foods.
I see this place got a bit of a face lift…
Mazel mazel my good man! Felicitations to you and your bride.
Evening, dick joke warriors!
Guess we’ll check on the based ball and see if the Immature Bears shit in the woods* tonight.
*Cleveland
How would you be able to tell?
Smell? Nah, that won’t work.
1st Tuesday in November? Time for some College Football BOYEEE!
This post is thorough, well-written, insightful and cromulent. All it’s missing is mention of Syracuse basketball’s exhibition game against some team that they will steamroll.