Bye Week Update: New England Patriots

The New England Patriots head into their bye week with the best record in the NFL at 7-1. They are better than your favorite team. Their quarterback has an infinitely better life than yours. Their fans remain insufferable as hell. They once drafted a murderer. And despite the sheer annoyingness

Your “In An Age of Millionaires, It’s Still a Petty League” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: Non-trade deadline things: Percy Harvin has come out of retirement & signed with the Bills. They play the Seahawks on Monday night. Terrell Owens is willing to come out of retirement / quit Cinnabon to play for the Eagles. Andre Johnson retired from the Titans. T.O. was unavailable