Whom amongst us isn’t tired of the Broncos? And a resurgence in Oakland? Come on Universe!!!!!!
/ducks rotten tomato hurled by Hippo
//nailed by rotten egg hurled by RTD
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fine, I get it. This is a marquee matchup which very well could decide the AFC West outright before is all said and done, or even with tiebreakers.
Ask me if I even care. Hint: I don’t.
OK, maybe I care a little, because I am hoping that it won’t be a game in which the suck is so bad that I want to slash my wrists by the 5 minute mark of the 1st quarter. Not to mention that the meteor still could show up so that’s always something…
Currently, the Broncos and the Raiders are both tied atop the division, along with KC which could barely get past the freaking Jags earlier today. Jeebus.
Anyway, whomever wins tonight takes a half a game lead for the top spot in the division. Whomever loses drops a half game into third. And the whole world will still hate all three of those teams regardless of how it plays out.
Sorry Phil. SMGDH.
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Denver @ Oakland
Trevor Siemian has not set the professional footballing world afire necessarily. But he’s been steady enough to give the Donks a fairly good chance at returning to playing in February. Which is frankly pretty amazing. But Derek Carr has been better for the Raiders, but no defense is going to cost them sooner or later.
The big question tonight is can Carr continue his miracle season against Denver’s defense? I kinda don’t think so. Time will tell. If the Silver and Black attack takes care of business tonight, the division is theirs to lose. Ken Stabler is impressed. Oh no, wait…he’s dead.
Jim Plunkett is impressed. (Saved It!!!!!!)
Basically, these are two teams on opposite sides of the coin in every way. But the eye test tells me that Oakland’s offense is not as stout as Denver’s defense. And that Denver’s crappy offense has a slight edge on Oakland’s crappy defense.
The equalizer might be home field for Oakland. Vegas sees that equalizer as well, thus Oakland is a -1 fav at home.
Like I said….Go Meteor!!!!!
But failing that, let’s call it…..
30-24…Denver takes over sole possession of the division at 7-2 and further solidifies their playoff picture.
Jerks.
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“Will you be ready for growth?”
Well I’m not 16 anymoar, but I still make it do.
Is Derek Carr the only white guy on the raiders?
And possibly in Oakland
That’s NAWT a techbro douche!
Crabtree saved a pick there
THESE BRONCOS, I CALL THEM JAMES DEAN BECAUSE THEY’RE GETTING KILLED BY A CARR.
Nice. No wonder she won’t leave you for me. You funny n junk.
That beats the Michael Jenkins I would have gone with.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpvAR5KqkBQ
Are they implying Carr is Indiana Jones?
If any of you wankers play BF1 on PC look me up, Bolster702. I promise you heal you.
No, YOU heal YOU.
Shit, am kinda lit. I’ve been playing and drinking since the end of the dallas game.
This is a safe space. If you can find full sobriety here, I’ll eat my hat.
I would say something denigrating about the Raiders at this point, but it seems I’m already in a tiny bit of trouble so I’m keeping my big yap shut.
Trevor Siemian be like
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One more three and out and Kubiak is going to have a* stroke.
*another
Seahawks-Pats? One, go meteor, two, go Brady getting murderdeathkilled. Yes, all three, one is not enough.
Seahawks won’t make it that far. No way.
No, that’s next week’s game apparently.
I STAND BY MY WORDS!
/massive earthquake destroys Seattle on Wednesday
/OSZ questions reality
No one gives a shit about the kneeling anymore
Father Heywood Youblowme still cares.
I should’ve gone to Nevada with my brother’s friend to work for Hillary. This was from her IG this morning.
When I was in New York for my bachelor party, we hit a place called Bar Bacon. They had bacon flights. We may have done 4. Also bacon used as a garnish for an old fashioned is tasty as well.
Good Lord. That sounds wonderful.
It didnt suck.
http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/homer-simpson-drool.gif
you know, maybe it wouldn’t be so bad if the world were to go up in a nice big ball of flame right about now. Would sure solve a lot of problems.
That’s what everybody says when their Semen disappoints and goes astray.
Better donate to Planned Parenthood, I guess.
Thanks to climate change, we’re on a slow burn.
that’s more likely to drown us all, tho
I gotz matches and gasoline.
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2a/Beavis-fire.gif
Welp, we’re under the 5 minute mark of the 1st qtr and I haven’t broken out the razor blades. Wooooo!!!!!
Probably too early for hot girls though, huh?
Never too early for hot girls.
Yup. Yup yup yup.
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A real Peytonian arm on Siemian tonight, huh?
good think Amerson wasn’t playing the ball there
trying to improve on our average of -1 yards per possession mark. Running the kickoff out to the 14 sure helps.
Gentlemen.
Well, well…lookit Mr. “My Avatar’s Yuuuge So I’m Special” here.
Thought that glitch was taken care of.
I honestly wish I knew why this was happening.
I will not say what I want to say. But tell your wife for me that I was a good boy plz.
How can you be a good boy when you attack my defence and my quarterback? I think you are mistaken.
Oh shit.
I think I might be in trouble.
(hello dear)
/totes embarrassed probably
DAMMIT BEASTIE…WARN A GUY, WOULD YA?? DA FUQ??????
😉
SHE SNEAKY!
Is it bad that I’m snickering?
Probably worse that I am I suppose.
*sigh*
That’s a lie, and you know it.
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This is the correct response.
well, I turned off the Everton match in what was the equivalent of late in the first quarter. Denver not looking as if they will fare much better.
It’s a 60 minute contest my friend. As an NCSU fan, you know this as well as anyone.
Also, fuck Florida State.
😉
Sipping the Last Word I just made for myself. It’s not powder blue, but it still tastes like victory.
Do you have plans for the Thanksgiving weekend-ish?
The girlfriend’s parents are coming up for the holiday, so I’ll have at least some plans. I could probably figure out an escape
11-5 still gets you in. Perhaps you might ask somebody?
DRANKIN’ SN CELEBRATION OM NOM NOM
I’m down to ONE BEER in the fridge. I’ve been trying to be good, but I love winter ales and am going to have to do a singles crawl at the bottle shop soon. That one’s on my list, with the Great Divide one, Sleigh’r, Jubelale, Winter Welcome… and whatever else jumps out at me.
well, perhaps you might like to have sex with yourself Virgil, because if this behaviour continues, then that is something that you can go and do
/obligatory smgdh
No block in the black? Isn’t there always at least one?
Was that a typo? If so, it was a great one.
Back Lives Matter
That’s especially funny coming from someone whose name refers to the inevitable moment Tony is broken in half come December.
What typ… oh.
Ken Norton was a good boxer.
True story, you can look it up.
“Look it up.”
What, like I have a set of encyclopedias handy?
I have heard about a tight end who is playing tomorrow night may have played another sport at some point.
Nuh-uh. Fubawers cannot play other, lesser sports unless they’re Bo Jackson.
Jihad Ward?!?!? Did his parents hate him or something?
That or like any company called Isis who had good intentions but alas the globalization of the world has ruined it.
COME ON BARCO DEL RIO JACK!
Turf monster WOO!!!
It has quickly become 5-2 Ice Giants. 5 games in a row of 5+ goals.
Too bad I’m in Boston. The Papa Johns at the bottom of my street would be severely abused.
Tip drill…Carr stats get a bump.
Remember…just the tip.
you know, it grinds mah gears the Raiders are thinking of moving. They shouldn’t play in a nice stadium. THEY BELONG IN THE TERRIFYING BLACK HOLE.
What’s wrong with a little personality?
Personality isn’t buying Mark Davis a new conversion van!
But Detroit already has a team
Maybe they’re moving to a magical place….called Houston? I don’t think there’s a team there.
Take it one play at a time….
HE ACTUALLY SAID IT!!!!!!
Do they have to stick to the game plan? Play their game? Let the game come to them?
I think it’ll come down to executing in all three phases of the game.
Crash Davis approves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeVca9MwDX8
YIKES! ALL THE DOGS ARE HOWLING!
I feel like I just bit into a piece of foil.
Wow, that is one big fucking flag.
‘Murrica!!!!!!!!!
How many Coast Guard members does it take for a burial at sea?
4…one to push the body over and 3 to stomp it into the mud.
Winner of The Voice? Four notes in and she’s flat.
I wonder how many takes it took for Elisha to nail that intro video appearance.
I got zero words for ya: CGI
Richard Burr’s ads are just fucking AWFUL. Then again, Deborah Ross e-mails begging for money at least 5x daily. They both deserve to be locked in a port-a-potty with Andy Reid the morning after Thanksgiving.
Give her money and vote for her so you don’t have to deal with him and his “I’ll block any Supreme Court nominee” bullshit for the next 6 years.
I voted for her and corralled 4 others (a few needed convincing b/c she is kind of irritating), that shall have to do. Hippo broke, fucking old house won’t sell.
No ads on NHL.tv. At least I get a break
Carrie Underwood legs on mah teevee box.
I’ll be back in about 10 minutes.
Faith Hill’s was better. Plus I didn’t have to mute her “singing”
I’d fuck either of them. Or both.
Hell, I’d bang you while they both watched.
(why no, I’m not drunk yet….why do you ask?)
I have not watched the intro before, I kinda want to throw my tv off the deck.
I think I’ll pass watching the start of this game for the Ice Giants game. Probably a better option.
It’s 2-2, Ice Bombers just tied it, Ice Giants haven’t looked particularly sharp.
As a die hard Ice Blue Bomber fan I approve of this message. This Laine kid is good at Ice football
Woooo JT, and I just picked him up in fantasy!
5 games in 8 days will do that. I was at last nights. That was fun.
Shit, NoVA – 4 political ads in a row. What’s the over/under on total political ads during tonight’s game?
ALL
I just realized that I have a lot of Raiders on my ff teams. Do we have any Raider fans in the Commentist party?
Only RTD is so insane as far as I know.
Says the Ravens fan.
/Shoots self in head
I used to be, then I took a shower and it just kinda went away.
I just had a peanut butter pickle burger instead of the green chile burger I usually get (“usually”. I haven’t been to this place in months). It was really good and I want to go back tomorrow when it’s cheaper for their happy hour.
I’m a bad person.
Because it’ll be cheaper at happy hour? That is being economical!
Yeah … economical.
Peanut butter in a burger?
Probably on. There’s a place by me that does it on a pretzel bun. C’est magnifique.
In. On. Whatever. Fucking topping nazis.
It was on the patty between the buns. Homemade stuff, too. None of this Jif or Skippy shit.
Here too. Pretty tasty.
Yeah. Extra protein and sugar. Instead of cheese. Still semi-savory.
Alright, Donks. I need ONE of Booker, HEmanuel Sanders, or Virgil Green to score, and a non-loss in reality. A draw is acceptable and would be a fine addition to SNF magical lore.
Let’s hit that black hole HARD!
Wait, that didn’t sound good…
Another nail in the prime time coffin.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
I need about 50 points from Derek Carr to win an ESPN fantasy matchup, so…I’m going to bed before the end of the first quarter.
I think you’re fucked.
if one wants to get deep about it, we is ALL fucked
/the lesson of Breaking Bad, I have a long version I recite when crunk
GEORGE BLANDA IS IMPRESSED
I went to the store and got a sixer of alcohol-free “beer” and a quart of Pennzoil. I haven’t figured out which one I’m going to drink yet.
Which one’s worse for you?
I’m more concerned about the taste.
Is Derek Carr wearing eyeliner on the field?
Dinner was a success. I made mussels in beer with smoked sausage and cherry tomatoes with bread for the broth.
Well, I hope you brought enough to share with the whole class, young man.
Uhhh
http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/smoke_bomb_archer.gif
A bottle of above-average wine would go well with that.
Damn. That sounds amazing. I love mussels.
I will cut and paste my prayer FOAR the match from other thread when I get home. Until then…
DONKS WOO!!!!!!!