I have no words nor fucks left to give. Games of note:
Baylor at Oklahoma (Noon, ABC/ESPN2)
Scoring.
Kentucky at Tennessee (Noon, SECN)
Wildcats still have reasonable chance to win East with win here.
Georgia Tech at Virginia Tech (3:30, ESPNU)
ACC Coastal would be clinched with VPI win. I can’t believe I’m tying this, but THANK YOU, DUKE.
Texas Tech at Oklahoma State (3:30, FS1)
Offense again.
LSU at Arkansas (7:00, ESPN)
Physicality, best SEC West game.
USC at Washington (7:30, Fox)
Just in case, but likely blowout.
Cal at Washington State (10:30, ESPN)
Late night, none of us deserve cheerleaders (apologies to Canucks).
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! CHAOS!!!! CLEMSON DOWN BY 1 WITH SIX SECONDS LEFT!!!
Dear Pitt Kicker,
Please do what our kicker could not.
Please break Dabo’s heart.
Signed,
tWBS
Ha!!!!
Sorry Dabo, Jesus doesn’t love you and Clemson after all.
Fuckwit.
This may take a few extra words but it needs to be said.
My best friend remarried a few years back and I really like his new wife. She’s funny as hell, great to hang out with. She was with us when we did the Vikings at Green Bay road trip that my best friend and I had been planning since like 1982. She’s also one of my Facebook buddies.
She has two children, both were adopted, the son was about one when she adopted him and the older daughter was about 6 years older.
Her ex husband was an uncle to the kids and I guess the birth parents were both just horribly into the drug scene so they were essentially “rescue” children.
When the adopted daughter got into her teens she wanted to go back to her biological parents who lived in drug addled filth down in South Carolina.
Turns out the daughter got into the drug scene herself. This also included her having a newborn that was addicted to heroin.
Anyway, the daughter married another drug addled super citizen and they had legal issues, arrests, warrants out for them etc etc.
They disappeared last August and nobody was surprised by it. They should have been.
That’s her in the mugshot photo in this news story.
http://www.cnn.com/2016/11/11/us/spartanburg-reacts-to-todd-kohlhepp/index.html
Yeah. THAT story with the girl chained up like a dog.
Her mom is obviously devastated.
My buddy told me this morning.
I have nothing else to add.
Holy shit dude. That is some fucked uppedness to the nth degree.
Hope your friend and his lady aren’t too devastated, but I know better.
Yeesh.
Yeah, I didn’t know what to tell him. Buddy’s wife was just in a car accident too. Totaled the car, she’s alright but had a concussion.
What do you say to someone who’s daughter and daughters’ husband were found murdered on a serial killers’ property?
Sorry to be a downer but I had to “ipecac” that story up because it’s like poison.
No worries.
But agreed…what can you say?
I suppose when the rawness wears off, which might take awhile, and grief turns to guilt (ie what did we do to cause this/how could we have stopped it?)…the answer is a resounding “nothing”.
Without going into too much detail publicly, my parents struggle with guilt feelings over something with my brother, the root of which was drugs. And sadly, there’s nothing they could have done. My brother is a sociopath and one way or another it was going to happen.
But still, re: your friends, I just can’t imagine how what they must be feeling.
Welp, I officially need a beer and a bowl now.
To better times!
this is some really great advice here.
its human nature that we react mostly to how we ourselves are affected. make sure your buddy and his wife knows they did everything they could, irregardless of opportunity, and, as absurd as it may sound, there’s no way to know if the girl could not have had a worse fate.
What’s really amazing is the son. He’s in college, plays football. I’ve met him many times, Hell I slept in his room when youngest right and I went to NY, Jersey and Philly for a road trip.
He’s a great kid and you have to wonder… if she would have just stayed with her adopted mom.
Someone please explain to me Clemson’s ranking?
I realize they are undefeated…but they struggle consistently to beat shitty teams in their shitty conference…
If Pitt pulls this “upset” Clemson should be dropped out of the top 10.
#2 in the nation, at home, cannot put away a 5-4 team.
If i had to guess, the difference between being undefeated and a 1 loss team is more significant than a the difference between a 1-loss team and a 2 loss team.
think of notre dame in 2012. absurdly under-performing, ranked #1 because they were 12-0.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5uFxg-Q298
Go ‘Dawggies!!!!
Woof, Woof!!!!
Shit, forgot about dinner in the oven.
LOL. Hope I didn’t ruin it.
You people are a bad influence.
Confused Whippet is confused.
can you honestly say you’ve ever seen a whippet that did look bewildered no matter the circumstances?
http://gifsoup.com/view/1019634/wiggle-my-dick.html
Don’t know why I randomly thought of this, I once heard an urban legend that an actor playing ronald once got fired for using the bathroom at a wendys, while still dressed in full costume, google isn’t any help, has anyone else heard of this?
Sounds more legend than urban to me. Or maybe he got fired for leaving the premises (of Mcdonalds) in costume, like that’s “company property” and can’t be taken home.
how weird is it that i’m disappointed by IU football. You’d think they’d have more momentum after beating michigan state, as overrated as they were this year.
Obviously, penn state is ranked, but I really was hoping this year IU could go back to a bowl game, it’d be they’re first back to back bowl appearances since 1991, uncoincidentally, their last bowl win.
2 games left, against #3 michigan, who is going to use IU as a tune up game for their annual OSU tilt, and although purdue is certainly a bottom feeder once again, i’d rather not leave it up to chance.
http://30fps.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/2012-November-23-18-7-57.jpg
If you’ve got a 2.88 in Recreation & Sports Management you’ll probably be working the line at Red Lobster as soon as your eligibility is up.
http://i.imgur.com/nkqOEPs.png
Since the ’80s basically just started again
Grateful Dead 6/18/74 Mexicali Blues (very garlicky!) & Eyes Of The World (Lesh!) = MUCH THE BEST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhKv2DObCoc
Let’s go.
Nice. That one got more poignant as he got older. Here’s Estimated Prophet from spring ’77, when Weir could still sing notes. https://youtu.be/UMv4uQzghMU
OK, this is the last butt you perverts get for at least a while, from me at least. I gotta go start cooking. Stuffed shells tonight. Love that shit.
Wait but who.
I’m liking this comment just because of the stuffed shells. the pic isn’t loading for me
The key is to not stop with the cheese(s) filling, but also use beef and sausage. But pre-cook the beef and sausage before mixing with the cheese(s), otherwise you will get food poisoning. Plus it’s gross to bite into raw beef and sausage.
http://images-gmi-pmc.edge-generalmills.com/7d7bf918-d158-488b-9807-96733846512a.jpg
My knee is definitely broken. I need to go steal the painkillers my mom didn’t take after her surgery. Also Touchdown WI! And now interception WI!
Jesus man, if it’s definitely broken, you need a hospital, not painkillers.
Put it in concussion protocol and then it’ll be fine in 3 days.
I meant damaged permanently and needs rehab to get back to ok, not a physical broken bone. All the doctor would tell me is you have to do strength training to trick my body into thinking the nerve damage isn’t there.
Also, struck out on those painkillers. Why didn’t WI have a legalize weed thing on the ballot?
Sounds like patella femoral syndrome.
Start working on the quads and hopefully you won’t have any partial dislocations.
Painful as fuck though.
Just found out a friend of mine I fell out of touch with died about two months back. Fuck 2016. Seriously…. just fuck it.
Shit dude…really sorry. Fuck this year.
Here….
If not for the uplifting sports stories this year (Cavaliers, Villanova, Cubs) this would pretty much be the worst year ever.
Definition of mixed emotions….
tOSU beating the everloving shit out of UMd.
That game is not going to be pretty.
Never mind. Fuck UMd.
LMFAO…UMd front five still lined up like “we might snap it to NOBODY” while backfield trots off the field. Dumbfucks.
I need three Xanax and a fifth of Wild Turkey after the finish to the WVU-Texas sportsball event.
This is all I can offer….don’t tell wifey. I don’t want to get punched in the dick the next time I’m in Yinzburgh.
http://www.imagesyoulike.com/images/j/32×24/j1113.jpg
Oh gosh.
THIS SOONER DEFENSE I CALL THEM ALLLLL THE COUCHES ‘CAUSE THEY GONNA GET BURNT IN MORGANTOWN!!!!1!
Just warming up for next week.
McKinnon @ Redacteds, Coates vs. Dallas, or Perkins vs. Cincy? All help appreciated.
Also, the latest Cracked podcast is a soothing and intelligent post mortem to the election. Well worth watching the games on mute for an hour & change. Cheers!
McKinnon is limited at best.
Might want to stay clear.
I agree. I just noticed that Redacted Run D has been giving up beau coups points lately. I want to stuff Ronnie Hillman in a cannon and fire him at Matt Asiata.
Hawt Taek…this is an attractive Lady Butt…
http://s3.weddbook.com/t4/2/3/6/2363380/sexy-girl.jpg
Outfuckingstanding!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t122bddqZI0&app=desktop
I don’t know if anyone here gets the Restricted Frequency newsletter, but if you do, read this week’s immediately. If you don’t, sign up and ask for today’s so you can read it. It’s pretty freaking fascinating.
I’m watching Ukraine vs Finland in the Who Hates Russia More WC Qualifier.
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/50yuyu29839.gif
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Jack-Donaghy-Pouring-Alcohol-Loop-30-Rock.gif
So my viewing options include Cover Up Child Rape Penn St or Cover Up Regular Rape Baylor.
But I’m shocked Trump won the election and “we’re better than this.”
I’m watching “Cover Up Child Rape and Keep Trying to Praise The Guy Who Covered It Up.”
44-3…thank fucking god Mississippi State got that field goal…real game changer there.
“As much as I enjoy a good spanking, I hope Penn State wins this.”
-Jerry Sandusky, quoted from the Too Soon Chronicle
Nothing like blowing a little lead.
CATS came back from a 17-2 deficit to win 65-63 last night over (12) MSU. I have on Oklahoma/Baylor now but volume less. I think I might buy into this approach for NFL games too.
Hoosiers beat Jayhawks in OT last night which was just a great game.
It really was a great game.
Happy IU won tho. And I hate IU. But hate KU more.
But yes, it was a great game.
Penn State doing everything they can to shed that momentum they’ve been building this season.
More victims have come forward?
:: Shows up to [DFO] Saturday. Sees mention of Penn State::
Down 30-0…4th down…better go for the 40+ yard field goal to make the game more manageable.
Fucking Mississippi State…
The spread was 29……….
I enjoy the occasional Trans-Siberian Orchestra. Ad execs are going to kill that for me aren’t they?
It’s a little early for a Byzantine Empire reference, surely?
I can’t think of anything more Byzantine than the NCAA regulations….
Point to you.
Scotchy, I know you don’t care about ‘Cuse football necessarily, but Pack just the lead in teh HVAC dome…nyah nyah nyah.
I haven’t given a rat’s ass about the football since never.
Boomer Damn Sooner not good at tackling which could prove troublesome because they are SUPPOSED TO BE PLAYING TACKLE FUCKING FOOTBALL!
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-zFo0xK9v4fo/VpjRIfPltzI/AAAAAAAAEbs/vMC0oeUkwuI/s1600/356_18954_katie-aselton.jpg
Oh, hi Katie!
Michigan is going to flame broil the Hawkeyes, aren’t they?
Dammit, now I want Burger King.
Thanks a lot. *sigh*
Entirely based on one game against Colgate, (Crest had a scheduling thingy) the Cuse basketball team is going to wreak havoc in the ACC this year.
When do they play Aquafresh?
///should probably concentrate on driving so he can deliver Horatio’s requested punch to scotchy
Entirely based on one game against GaSouthern, NC State is not going to wreak havoc in the ACC this year.
So, did my early-season look in on the NBA… does the Lakers seeming marginally competent mean I have to pay attention to them this year, or can I safely take this year off because they’re a young team that will probably turn unwatchable by mid-season?
I ask myself that same thing.
They’re a lot more fun to watch this year because at least they are on the upswing of the rebuild instead of still bottoming out.
Randle and Russell are entertaining but you still have to put up with Swaggy P.
I’m not a fan but living here you can’t help but be exposed to them.
Don’t worry, they’re not winning any titles for a long time yet.
The second one
I am really enjoying watching Baylor get the shit kicked out of them.
Prince has passed on, but word has it that his zombie-centric vanity project has finally received funding. Look for “Purple BRAINS!” in theatres in early spring 2017.
/I’ll be here all day folks
Someone hit the scotch early.
If we keep hitting him will the puns stop?
Asking for a friend.
It’s worth a shot.
//heads to Canada, full of all the ass-kicking he didn’t get to do last night
Can I have that shot?
/asking for a fiend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eU-NdGqMwyM
I larfed.
Ugh, I’ve been up “early (on the west coast today) and cannot finish a fucking thing I keep trying to knock off my work to do list. What’s going on around here?
Much like in your abode, a whole lot of nuthin’.
/I almost did the dishes-it was close
I did something today! Last night when I got home, I made myself a sammich, and this morning, I actually threw out the plate I left on the coffee table all night!
This, I feel, has earned me the beers I’ve subsequently had.
Went to the bank, paid the bills, went to the post office, did a load of laundry, went to the dump.
Weekends are relaxing!
I’m going to internalize the “anything is possible” nature of Trump’s victory and use it to convince myself that the source of dimming at Tabby’s Star really is due to an alien megastructure.
Today’s Challenge: Get some quality day-drinking in and still be sober enough to drive my son to some function that he’s volunteering at later today. I think I can do this.
/frantically tries to triangulate Scotchy’s position so as to get Uber there by the afternoon.
Also in International Break news, Mexico beat the US which should mean that we get lovely Mexican ladies for next week’s Sexy Friday!
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-kyQGBi-DdPI/TmaWEy4rxPI/AAAAAAAAFcU/Ujm6peUjzCo/s1600/mexican+actress+and+model+Araceli+Arambula+in+the+official+presentation+of+the+telenovela+Corazon+Salvaje+%2528Wild+Heart%2529.jpg
http://the10bestreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/aracely_arambula-300×234.jpg
http://www.instablogs.com/celeb/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/0_ELu4c_2263.jpg
I have no recollection of any such agreement.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/24cb3961602a558337aeb7f866b2bd37/tumblr_ogeslzL1fe1ric2iqo1_1280.jpg
That is fucking terrifying.
However, bite-able tummies should never be dismissed without consideration.
😉
Temporarily breaking silence to note that I FUCKING LOVED THAT (saw last 25 min) and my last hope for this shitball planet is that our fuckwad Lesser Footy team fails to qualify for the World Cup so that American Fuhrer is denied that particular trip to Rooskieville to have a tinydick circlejerk with his main creditor/puppetmaster.
I want to make a joke at your expense, something about how calm you seem now, but that would be wrong of me. 😉
Im on my way to Iowa for the Iowa Michigan game with my Michigan fan dad. Help me not look like i don’t know shit about either team other than Jim “the nicest angry guy you’ll ever meet” Harbaugh
I used to live about 60 miles east of Iowa City. Have a pork tenderloin sandwich and mention the Iowa City Writers workshop where such luminaries as Kurt Vonnegut and John Irving honed their craft.
Bonus points if you discuss the corn and soy bean production.
I was talking more about football
Yeah, I’ve got nothing.
Oh! Iowa produces great offensive linemen! Running game! Talk about the running game.
Oh shit, I forgot Flannery O’Connor!
Shame shame on me.
Trevor needs the wisdom of a Klingon from Iowa (KlingIowan?) … FEK! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!?
International Break News:
Brazil humiliated Argentina 3-0 to top the South America group. Colombia and Chile tied at 0 on a very aggressive “Play on” foul fest.(With a hydration break on the 1st half; undervalued quirk IMHO.) Gary Medel was out, so Chile had to do with only two other delinquents on the pitch.
The first four qualify to the 2018 WC; the fifth goes on a playoff. With seven games remaining, the full table:
Uruguay second by only a point. Just sayin dot dot dot
Wait! Aren’t people from these countries one uniform voting/ cultural/ customs group?
I keeed, eye keeeed.
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/hot-soccer-fans-brazil.jpg
? That’s about half of them, but you knew that already.
Argentina out of the top five is a major story. They will likely not stay there, but if they do, Messi will need to stay in Spain the rest of his life.
Him and Mascherano are the only one ballin’. Then again, son argentinos. I am starting to enjoy this enormous waste of talent.
???
Yo también.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/c8d76308f179a80f1e32c7845576b525/tumblr_o5rwjiEvwI1r652d1o1_400.gif
I need to meme this picture. Suggestions for captions?
Dumb, but I can’t look away. Fucking sex drive…
“You did what now?”
I am so burned out on Trump already. His clown car is breaking down and he hasn’t done jack shit.
I’ll say this one thing, and then start a Trump embargo: what a fucking coward. He goes to Mexico and chickens out and doesn’t talk about his wall. Now he goes to the White House and chickens out with Obama. Chickens out with Christie (either saying “He’s corrupt and he sucks; he’s fired!” or saying, “I stand by him leading my transition team.”). Chickens out with lobbyists. This guy doesn’t have a spine. He talks tough, and then when it’s time to put up or shut up, he shuts up. He doesn’t want to BE President; he wants to act like he’s President. So the signal has been sent to all the hacks, the lobbyists, those nuts who have been frozen out by the establishment GOP: you can do what you want, so long as you make President (barf) Trump look like he’s in charge.
And so we get a climate change denier in charge of the fucking EPA.
And there, I’m done. Bring on the game wherein men damage each other’s brains for our entertainment.
I wish there was a “this is the fucking best” button
THIS DONALD TRUMP I CALL HIM WHISKEY DICK BECAUSE HE TALKS A BIG GAME BUT THEN COMPLETELY LETS YOU DOWN WHEN IT’S TIME TO GET IN THERE AND TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS