Hey guys, isn’t it fun how KICKERS are missing all over the place today? I sure do love how much more EXCITING this is making the game of football! Roger Goodell knows a smart rule change when he sees one, and this certainly cannot POSSIB-LIE go wrong.
Scotchy is out tonight doing, uhhh, important adult things…
I am Low Commander of the Super Soldiers, and I will be carrying to the load tonight, but I know why you’re here so, ON TO THE GAME!
Green Bay Packers @ Washington Redacteds:
After getting dismantled in Tennessee last week, the Packers are looking to try to get their season back on track today in Washington, against the continually surprising Redacteds. Smart Packer fans will point out that Rodgers recent struggles go back to week 8 of last season, where they got beat up 29-10 by the Broncos in Mile High. Since then, the Packers have gone a collective 8-11, and have struggled to get much done at times offensively. Granted, that can be tough to do with a complete lack of a run game, but it never really seemed to bother them much in past seasons. They do get Aaron’s favorite long haired roommate back in Clay Mathews tonight, so perhaps the defense will actually be able to stop the run with some consistency.
Speaking of the run, Rob Kelley is getting the start tonight at running back for the Redacteds. After being part of their system for much of the year, Kelley seems to be the consensus starter going forward, and why not? On 60 rushes so far this year, only 2 have been for negative yards, and has had no fumbles. Maybe that’s not a big enough sample size to truly know what he is capable of, but it’s enough for him to get the nod from many of us in fantasy tonight, myself included. Don’t make me look stupid tonight, Rob! I certainly don’t need any extra help. Otherwise, Kirk Cousins has played decently enough as of late to not really lose Washington any games, but not always enough to win them either. Washington’s pass defense has played well with the addition of Josh Norman, but continually seem to struggle against the run, which totally plays to Green Bay’s strengths. I have hope that this can be an exciting and close game, but I foresee Washington winning at home by ten points.
Alright, you know what to do. Stretch out them fingers and get to the typity-type! See you in the comments.
“You don’t see Aaron Rodgers miss like THAT very often!” an analyst said for the 126th time this season.
“THIS PACKERS DEFENSE, I CALL AN ALABAMA FAMILY REUNION BECAUSE THEY’RE GETTING FUCKED HARD BY COUSINS”
They don’t need a partner, they do just fine fucking themselves.
THAT TOUCHDOWN I CALL IT AGENT SMITH CHOKING OUT NEO IN FRONT OF AN ONCOMING SUBWAY BECAUSE IT’S THE SOUND OF INEVITABILITY.
/Too forced?
This is crawling toward insurmountable. The snap is coming.
There it is.
Yup.
And on this glorious SHANKOR feast day, another offering is presented.
I hope someone puts together a post next week about “the first Shanksgiving”.
I’m wondering when the Charlie Brown special will be.
That’s either a great promo or a conversation with Tully while he’s paying for gas.
Shankor gets his tribute.
They maths good
WordPress approves!
This game brings me insufficient quantities of mirth. I’m off to bed.
“Insufficient quantities of myrrh? Yeah, I’ve been there.”
– Purple Jesus
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Explains why he was a fan of Jerry Richardson’s plantation for long.
he never had any chill
I really like a beer that is true to its advertising, and Coconut Victory at Sea is everything I love about the original, plus some cococut on the end. It’s like how Chip sees Kaepernick.
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THIS JUST IN!!!!
/sound of old teletype machine in the background…
Romo considering the Broncos in a trade deal. Denver, where old football players nursing temporary body repairs go to die.
Cleveland: Factory of Sadness
Denver: Quarterback Glue Factory?
Srsly?
That’s teh skinny. Tony best stock up on sugar cubes and apple cores, Elway gets antsy when he’s hungry.
Toronto needs to riot after that Goldberg-Lesnar riot
Well, the Leafs are off…
I see some NFLers on the kickoff return team are out of practice returning kickoffs.
I understand offense is sexay and is what greases the wheels. But seriously, I am sick of every time a play doesn’t work they all look to the refs like lemurs.
Did he touch him in the helmet area? Does that mean he’s on a list somewhere now?
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Tough first game for Jared Goff
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It came with the frame?
Never live in a house made of gasoline
Ice giants lose, and now I turn this on to the toyota halftime commercial? Damnit.
I find it very funny that an Immigrant will be replacing Trump in The Apprentice.
It’s ok. Like Melania, Arnold is the whi^^^right kind of immigrant.
wasn’t paying attention. ANOTHER missed extra point??
Nah, we went for two and didn’t get it
“We”???
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…The fuck?
What is “Something not happening in that third picture,” Alex?
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Okay, I am legitimately sorry for this one.
my absurd sense of humor finds the most random things funny. I just thought it was worth it.
No need, it was funny and props on getting at least one “WTF?”
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I thought my Facebook page was friends only!
Internet Friends! I have again successfully traversed I-95 without killing neither myself nor any of the other myriad assholes sharing the road with me. I was surprised by the lack of complete morons on my route, then I saw on the tv that the game is just up the road at FedEx Field. So, that explains that.
How the [expletive redacted] are you all doing tonight?
Ah, Lily. Finally, a commercial I can appreciate.
Yup. This is a new one:
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‘Sup Lil
Anybody seen Arrival? I’m hearing good things.
It was really solid.
Go see it.
It’s nice when the audience is treated like they have a brain.
JORDAN REED
GRONK LISTEN TO BOOK ON TAPE
How to fix your avatar:
1. Go into your profile page.
2. Check and see if either image (I think the bottom one is the important one but do it for both just to be safe) is hosted by gravatar – right-click the image and open in new tab to see – if so you’ll see “gravatar.com” somewhere in the http address.
3. Re-upload the images so they’re hosted on doorfliesopen.
4. Profit.
SHANKLOR is displeased.
One day starks will learn how to run forward.
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I like how the officials discussing this is going to delay the game more than Josh Norman did.
“How many wrongs does it take to make a right?” -The NFL official’s credo
Infinity — NFL’s answer
Time for a pink gin.
Speaking of gin, Dok dead?
I am assuming passed out like on top of an end table that is collapsed in her hotel room. Trying to reach her phone each time the TV wakes her up
gin and road trips, man. I BEEN THERE.
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I figure that’ll be Dok with the second half of her bottle and a full bottle of Pepto.
Hairspray: Live! because your parents and grandparents will watch any goddamned thing on network TV
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I can’t possibly understand why anyone would care if something is “Live” other than sports or some kind of actual event.
See also NCIS___________.
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I wish I could believe you
Speaking of romance, last night my wife asked me to make love to her like they do in the movies. So I finished on her boobs.
She wasn’t happy, we apparently have wildly different tastes in cinema.
Ah. She wanted the facial?
But where did the other 6 dudes and the transsexual finish?
Oh, I thought you killed her after she took off her shirt……
*80s “horror” movies had great plots.
It struck me the other day looking at an 80s sex-action/horror tumblr that it dawned on me this is why my tastes are so fucked up.
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If only Hillybob had him.
It would have been like In the Loop.
That’s next on the list. Thick of it and veep done.
Can I get this as a greeting card? My mother-in-law’s B-day isn’t far away.
why, why can’t we ever keep a goddamn lead! I feel like the last time I felt comfortable watching this team was last year when we got Rob Ryan fired
Even I say nawt catch.
Oh wait! Megatron gone and dez played already! Touchdown Seahawks!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x8au69V734#t=1m25s
Short week at work; that means get five days of shit done in three…. fantastic….. looking forward to it.
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What is, “Hillary Clinton’s Presidential campaign?” I’ll take Potent Potables for $1400.
Also; the USA over the next four years.
Cheese-rolling remains one of my favourite This Week In Violence! posts I ever did.
https://www.doorfliesopen.com/index.php/2016/03/25/this-week-in-violence-6/comment-page-1/
There is a “redactedsDOTcom” – because I am EEEEEVVVVVIIIIILLL, that instantly made me wonder what other slurs have websites. Perhaps they all go to official NFL merchandising?
we just keep giving up fourth downs sonofabitch
Don’t the redacteds have a history of giving up territory to pasty white people?
Not the first time Aaron Rogers gave himself up to a bunch of guys running right at him
Would have also accepted “group of guys coming right for him”