First off, a hearty congrats to litre_cola on the arrival of little deci, and sunrisesunrise on the arrival of little redskyatdawn.
THAT’S GOOD HUSTLE!
NFL News:
- Jed York apparently wants to settle differences with Jim Harbaugh, and thinks a fancy dinner will do it.
- Given how hard it is for Jim to not wear khakis, it’ll be funny to see Jedward scooping from the salad table at Golden Corral
- Justin Forsett retired, after 6 years, 820 rushes for 3,890 yards and 19 touchdowns.
- A good perspective on the ramification of the Bears picking Mighty Morphin’ Mitch Trubisky is the effect it had on the Titans at #5, and how it pooched some of their planning for trading their pick, and resulted in them making picks they hadn’t planned on.
- Because when I think “Tennessee Titans”, I think multiple gameplans.
- The Raiders have purchased the land for their stadium in Las Vegas.
- $77.5 million for a 62-acre chunk of land that sits just across the highway & west of the south end of the Las Vegas Strip, near Mandalay Bay.
- all they need before initiating construction is FAA clearance, since the stadium will be in a flight path to McCarran.
- In case you are having trouble with your geography:
Finally, proving there’s no better disinfectant or soundproofing than success, Robert Kraft put other teams’ animosity towards the Patriots down to just pure jealousy.
- Speaking at Bloomberg Breakaway, a summit for business leaders in New York, he called the Deflategate violation “nonsense and foolishness.”
- he then made reference to other owners, saying “Envy and jealousy are incurable diseases.” He followed up by noting “our competitors, I understand how they brought pressure on the league office to be very strong and not compromise on an issue that was nonsense and foolishness.”
- He also took a steaming dump on this year’s draft, remarking that “just think about the draft that just occurred and what went on in the first few rounds. See how people traded so much value just to get up and get a quarterback. And here was a guy (Brady) who was the last pick in the sixth round. And all of these gurus who we spend millions of dollars on scouting and everything … How everybody missed him is just … It’s really amazing.”
In conclusion:
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Capitals at Penguins – 7:30PM | NBCSN / CBC
- Ducks at Oilers – 10:00PM | NBCSN / Sportsnet
- NBA:
- Raptors at Cavaliers – 7:00PM | TNT / Sportsnet
- Rockets at Spurs – 9:30PM | TNT / TSN
- MLB:
- Blue Jays at Yankees – 7:00PM | ESPN / Sportsnet1
- Orioles at Red Sox – 7:00PM | TSN2
Yahoo! Answers really is a treasure trove of trolling.
I’VE BEEN HATING THE WRONG PEOPLE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Oo8QzDHimQ
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The site keeps saying I am blocked because I am terrible. Finally got in, what is {shit i forgot who is helping out with security now} doing now?
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I’m watching Fargo and I am thinking that it’s safer being a cynical asshole, but being a sucker seems kind of fun until everything blows up.
On a separate note, seeing Hank Azaria punch out a man at the mere mention of Joe Buck has definitely added to the wholesome joy of this day.
Papa Joe vs. Giant Potato
I don’t know if I want to read past this headline, which I actually managed to facepalm at.
“Carson Wentz Takes His Offensive Line Hunting, Apparently Neglects To Show Them Proper Gun Safety”
Well that was a quick overtime.
The wishes of every hooker.
Oh fuck, it’s Wednesday.
Was. Living in Pacific time would rock.
It has its benefits
Mountain best. I brag about nothing except that. Lived in many. Mountain best.
I guess Denver’s okay, but I can’t think of many reasons to live anywhere that is on MST.
Yeah, the Satellite of Love would suck, being forced to watch all those movies.
I am not cheering for the cities in this here timezone. It is fantastic for times though. Denver IS an excellent city though, minus the white extremism.
I grew up in Mountain but I’ve become quite partial to Pacific.
Hmm… Early Sunday games start at 11:00 AM. The night games at 6:30. All have ended and been discussed by 12 AM.
You, sir, are on to something.
I drowned my drunkenness in coffee because I’m dumb.
So Mariota might not be the future of the Titans? And no one in Tennessee thought that even suggesting that would cause Chip Kelly to offer the entire fucking 49ers roster in return for a trade?
Does chip think he is full white?
Nah, but he coached Mariota at Oregon.
If I were a Wikipedia editor, I’d rectify all entries for numbers:
3 – prime number, bad speller
35 – lame-o
102 – musky brat
69 – grow up
Litre gets to keep Deci!
Phew
“Hey honey, so… it’s a funny story, but…” -What would have been Litre’s last words
He is shipping out in 2 weeks babe
“There was a cost for the Titans too: as a result, the Bears destroyed the draft board and eliminated Tennessee being able to move down in a trade. ”
Yeah, the Tits had to make do in the 1st round with a huge WR who has the most NCAA receiving yards EVA and the Tasmanian devil who was named the best college DB AND had 8 return TDs as punt / kick returner. Oh what could have been!
I shall not want.
You had a great draft in my opinion. Which means nothing. But i think ya done good
It enthused me a lot. Now all I have to do is shake off my over-obsessing about Mariota’s broken tibia. Every day since last Xmas Eve has been like this:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YiClUPVNC8Y
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Evening. Last night before baby home. Drunk? Little bit. Stoned? Have we met? How is everyone? Ice Eskimos will score. Place go nuts. I will bet my 1st born on it.
*subscribes to post*
O. M. G.
Congrats Milli_cola!
Allo. My name is Litre Cola, i see things.
Seems to be shaping up to be a shitty day for Ice Natives. Ice Slurs lost and now the Ice Eskimos have blown a 2-0 lead and are down 3-2… and then give up a penalty. Also did anyone mention “fuck Ryan Getzlaf”?
Ok, Seamus, got my laptop, no one’s at the table.
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Clever squirrel
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Having a fondue set and knowing how to use it will get you constant city dick or pussy.
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Strong taek: If the Ice Slurs lose to the ice Steelers, they might as well blow up the team because they will never have a team as good as this one.
Can’t disagree.
Sell ’em for parts and keep it in the black.
All business, baby.
Plenty of ice for martooonis.
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What does an NHL team go for these days?
Back to the well:
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OOOF.
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Alrighty then….anyone want to poker for a bit?
I need the distraction.
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Coming down to the finish, it’s neck and neck….and she wins by a….
Wait….photo finish upcoming.
…which link?
Your NSFW booby race.
OK, I’ll explain my joke…..
Gimme a break man…running on fumes.
Nope, I goota give you shit. It makes up for all the jokes I miss.
Also; Nitrous fumes?
I wish.
Fumes of procrastination, I’m sorry to say.
DAMN
IT!
I do but I don’t want to get out of bed to grab my laptop. That kind of day.
Then you, Sir…are like tits on a bull.
Nice big bull tits.
No disagreement there
Bull Bra.
…and, exhale.
Meanwhile at Casa de tWBS:
Normally yes.
But I saw this one coming before the series even started. Anti-climactic at this point.
Meh.
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if’n I had a nickel for every time someone done told me that…
Why you think I told you to pluck?
There’s always a method to my madness. It just sometimes takes me a while to remember what it is.
“LAZER HAIR REMOVAL SYSTEM SEALED UP MY ASSHOLE AND I’M TAKING THEM TO COURT!!”
on the plus side…all teh opiates u can eat, no worries about them fancy, expensive pills to make u poop!
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I see Ice Slurs are shitting the bed again. Looks like Holtby’s the culprit?
They all suck ass.
Both literally AND figuratively.
I hate hockey.
Somebody took their hate vitamins today…… and urine Cheerios.
Berry flavored Cheerios are teh shit, btw.
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Noooo! My favorite receptionist, aka, Hot Asian Barbie with the wonderfully inapporiate for work miniskirts is leaving next week. I mean, what’s the point of even coming into work when she’ll be gone? I has a sad.
Voted -1 for her leaving, not the grammar, phrasing, or content of your post.
I also like this sudden awareness and shock that *gasp* BAHSTAHN is raycess??
EVERYONE DENIED THIS!
That is good work there Senor.
It’s incredibly stupid, that’s for sure. Also, as if cheering for Jones is going to end racism.What an Empty gesture.
Um, I think their point is to let him and others in the stands know that a lot of people are not like that. Nobody cheering him thinks it will end racism.
“WE KNOW THERE ARE GOOD ONES!”
No; just medium.
I agree, but that region has been given all possible opportunities to deny or renounce it. More so than not, they’ve embraced the image or said nothing, which is complicit acceptance.
You are correct; except for the ones cheering, by definition they are saying something. I have not spent a lot of time in the region, but it seems to rival the south.
Boston is there to make Southerners feel better about themselves.
And a lot claim to be Irish; a formerly repressed…… ah fuck those people.
Sadly, nothing is going to end racism….because people basically suck ass to the lowest depths possible, given the chance. Jones doesn’t expect to be cheered in Fenway or any other opposing teams’ venues. But he’d like to go to work and not be called n****r for 3 hours if that’s ok with everyone.
Edited – bcuz I could already feel the hate mail being written.
“It was only like 2, I was in the line for beer or the can at least an hour.” – Tommy from Quinzee
Damn you.
great minds ,, smh
I HAVE HALF A MIND TO…..
No it’s not the saying.
“THAUT IS TOO MUCHA TO ASK!”
-Taawmmy
The sawx are pondering lifetime bans for teh racism-ers.
As I said earlier, the Red Sox are now filing for preemptive bankruptcy.
imagine how many Irish are turning over in their graves right now ,, smh
you would think that in a fairly crucial Game 4 like this someone would decide to give a shit about winning instead of starting half-assed fights every 5-6 minutes…
So I did my safety presentation. It went surprisingly smooth. The OSHA folks they brought in to train the office were rather good. So I am sitting in training, sort of half paying attention because I have to give a class on this new drive product on the 22nd to a bunch of our field engineers.
I get an email at noon to show up at a conference room at 3pm.
So does anyone know what there is to do in Hamilton, Ontario? I ask because apparently I have to spend a month there starting on the 22nd. I’ve got to completely switch gears as soon as I am done making training slides, turn them over to one of the guys who is suppose to get trained to do the in house training, and start immediately making slides for a much bigger and more expensive drive product for a customer, go to the site and give training for a week, spend the next two weeks installing and commissioning it, and then do another four or five weeks of training with the customers.
This drive product is like our crazy, super high end, water cooled medium voltage drives, usually used in steel mills for insanely high torque, extremely tight controls like on roughing mills stands.
Here is the wacky kicker…its for a massive descale pump system. Makes no freaking sense. Its like having a F1 car to tow a plow.
Also…its hilarious how stress free my job is compared to being a new father or what I expect that must be like. I figured by the second kid, people must chill, but for the life of me, I could not imagine being able to function because I would be in a constant panic attack.
Second… kid? As in, more than one child in the house? Oh my god I need to lie down.
My parents treated my younger brother like shit, but I’m not sure that qualifies as “chill” so much as “he was an unwanted reminder that they hated each other.”
CFL Hall of Fame?
get a car and go to Toronto ( like 30 minutes away), and then whatever you want will be there
There is SFA to do there.
Did I waste part of my day looking at “American Hustle” gifs while preparing this thread?
DAMN SKIPPY!
Not a waste
That’s why you get paid the big bucks, Rob!
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Holy shit you guys! Garret Bolles has been a Bronco for less than a week and he already took a swing at John Elway! TMZ even has video of it:
“BOLLES JUST TACKLE IN GAME OF LIFE.”
good premonitioning ,, smh
/end of ‘Tombstone’
Whynot Earp: [talking to his love interest] “One of the narrative threads in this movie was me trying to make a ton of money and failing to do so. smh. Why don’t you marry me anyway?”
Love Interest: “You shouldn’t shake your head. I’m richer than Richie Rich just because.”
Whynot Earp: “I kinda had an inkling? You were really out of place in this here narrative. Let’s dance in a light snowfall.” [dances in a CGI snowfall]
SEEMS LEGIT.
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We saw her 43rd president in Exit to Eden (1994)….THAT WAS LEGIT.
Problem at work…
Anybody got a .50 cal…or perhaps a really gullible person you hate?
Lower bowels.
You take the best of Val Kilmer and you’ve got yourself one hell of an actor..
/when he yells, “EVERYONE!!!” at the end of “Leon: The Professor”… it reminds me so much of some other actor saying that thing that I can’t recall right now.
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Is that the sequel where Mathilda graduates from NYU?
There’s no denying she’s the queen of the sequels. Her work after 10,000 Maniacs? There’s nothing the matter here!
Yeah, but I wanna like it again! It’s that good!
HE SHOULDA FUCKING KILLED TOM CRUISE IN THAT ONE MOVIE!!
I would forgive Jed York for his 49er transgressions for a fancy dinner provided he was not there.
*Does not care about the 49ers.
Evening, dicknuggets.
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That Glennon….such a prankster.
“THIS RESTAURANT DOESN’T HAVE ANY ANIMALS THAT I CAN STRANGLE THE LIFE OUT OF WITH MY BARE HANDS?! THIS IS WHAT I THINK OF THE MENU!”
“Stupid ‘Tombstone’ is on again. Can’t believe it’s being shown for the 546th time…
/watches Tombstone yet again…
//”I’m your dingleberry” is my fave part
HOW THE FUCK IS IT ONLY WEDNESDAY?!
DFO births aside, this week has sucked donkey balls.
chuh chuh
Its wednesday? Where am I? What the fuck happened to Sunday?
who do you think you are, SIdney Crosby?
Trent green shakes his head
Diagonally.
This is also good, and I usually don’t like Mac DeMarco. I’ve been dreaming of hanging out with mah old man a lot lately, and seeing how he’s been dead 10 years, pretty sure this means my time is almost up (which would be quite the relief):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utdidBGSw5s
You should try what I do and assign one of the voices in your head to be your dad. Coincidentally the voice that I have in that role tells the same jokes as my old man did.
I LIKE THIS IDEA!!
ppl aren’t making a big enough deal about how fucking kickass the new Portugal. The Man single is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBkHHoOIIn8
Very nice.