In spite of how it might sometimes appear around here, you know at around 7pm Eastern each Friday….. It’s actually a fact that I prefer the company of a woman who is intelligent.
OK Vlad, you can stop laughing any time now….I’ll wait….. jerk.
But I’m actually very serious, truth be told. I mean don’t get me wrong. A lass who possesses….let’s call it “outward physical attributes which most American males find attractive“…. is great and all. But if I can’t talk to her, if we can’t have a conversation….? Then what’s the point?
Yep, that never works. Always much better if she’s got a brain and actually has some interests, even if they are nerdy. Though the nerdy girls are not without their own quirks, of course.
But yes, in honor of my preference for a gal I can talk to, even one who can be a little nerdy at times….. we’re doing Sexy Nerdy Girls this week. What does that mean exactly? I’ll tell ya later.
(pssst….but it’s pretty much exactly what you think it is)
No, not this…..
More like this….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24muFMpkHa0
And a couple of the ladies from that compilation even made their way into our All-Star review below. What a coincidence….?
Nah….probably not coincidence exactly.
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How’s About Some Nerdy Musical Selections?
Obligatory…..
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For The Sports Nerd In You
NHL
Did you see what the Pens did last night? I mean holy hell, they barely broke a sweat. Truth is, I turned it off after the first period. I kept up with the score via notifications, but I had important TV to catch up on.
But yeah, home ice has been the tonic thus far. Sorry Preds, that ends on Sunday….Pens will take the repeat, in six, on the road.
Game Six – Yinz @ Nash – Sunday, June 11, 8pmEDT – NBC (PIT 3-2)
NBA
Hey….remember back when I predicted Cavs in seven? No? Well good, never mind then.
Golden State has dominated, and this shit is gonna be over tonight probably. Cleveland can talk all the rah rah they want at this point but….no. It would take a major effort for them not to go out at home tonight unless the Warriors mail it in. We’ll see.
Kevin Durant….great acquisition, or greatest acquisition? Discuss.
Game Four – GSW @ CLE – Friday, June 9, 9pmEDT – ABC (GSW 3-0)
MLB
If the playoffs started today….
….there would be a lot of undeserving teams in. Aside from Houston, Washington, and the whole flipping of the NL West (check you out, Colorado), 2017 has thus far been about the most boring and lackluster season I can remember. There has been some terrible baseball played. The rest of the summer is going to be torture if this keeps up.
Oh, and of course the All-Star game talk has begun to pick up. Here’s your ballot, if you’re interested.
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Sexy Nerdy Girls
For our purposes here this evening, what constitutes a Sexy Nerdy Girl? Who gets to decide if she is? Well as with most things, that’s in the eye of the beholder. Who gets to behold here?
Me, that’s who. If you want a voice, then add it in the comments.
But here’s the general guidelines….
- Nerdy gamer girl? Check.
- Nerdy comics/cosplay girl? Check.
- Dressed like a Catholic schoolgirl? LOL, wtf do you think???? Double Check.
- Scantily clad in glasses and looks like a librarian with….let’s say “fetishes”…? Mega Check.
Anywhoooooo….hopefully I’ve given you a nice variety.
Enjoy…….
Fun fact: I own this same Batman t-shirt and am wearing it right now as I type this. Yes, it looks much better on her than on me….
Hmmmmmm…..that seems like a weird one to end on. Random photo upload stuck that one in the end (giggity). Let’s find a different “less weird” one to close out on, shall we?
There we go. Well, it’s a little less weird at least. Plus she’s very kinda perrty (alert readers might remember her, btw). But yes, I think this is a good one to end on. I need to do laundry anyway. Thank you for the reminder, dear.
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A Nerdy tWBS Photo
I like bugs as much as I like flowers, btw. I am a nerd.
This shy li’l fella is an Assassin Bug (Reduviidae) from two summers ago who was trying to evade my camera by hiding behind a tiki torch. Seriously.
He might look nerdy, but in the bug world this guy is a major badass…
Predatory Reduviidae use the long rostrum to inject a lethal saliva that liquefies the insides of the prey, which are then sucked out. The saliva contains enzymes that digest the tissues they swallow. This process is generally referred to as extraoral digestion.[2] The saliva is commonly effective at killing prey substantially larger than the bug itself.
That’s right. So look out, bug jocks. This little nerd is gunning for ya.
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Alrighty then, that’s about it I guess. Go find a nerdy girl and show her some love.
Love ya’s.
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So… how about Bill and Hillary Clinton having house slaves in the 80s?
Nice. https://gfycat.com/UnconsciousVictoriousAdouri
I assume what Brocky was getting as is how there wasn’t even a single Gronk reference on the annual “Nice!” celebration of 6/9.
Then again, even Walgreens didn’t have a sale today.
http://www.raininghotcoupons.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/450.jpg
Brocky:
PM Theresa May called a snap election even though she promised last year she wouldn’t. In the UK, the election cycle only lasts for one month (The tragedy … ). The plan was to follow in Thatcher’s footsteps in calling for an election immediately after the Falklands War to capitalize on the victory to win more seats in Parliament. The consensus view was that the Tories would gain even more seats and an absolute majority going into the Brexit negotiations and plans to eliminate the NHS, privatize education, and basically do everything that the Republicans are also trying to do here.
On the other side, the Unite union was a group of leftists in the Labour Party that had managed to wrest control of the party from the centrist/moderate/”third way” Blairites. These are basically the Democrats of the UK, and like the Dems in 2015 they went into the election with a 10 point lead and blew it like a seal. So, Jeremy Corbyn and Unite take control of the party, but the Blair people still have plenty of control as they’re the technocrats and the St. James’s Street/City of London donor class. Corbyn is, for simplicity’s sake, Labour’s Bernie Sanders.
So Corbyn and Labour were expected to get destroyed by May. The entire British media was against Corbyn, even liberals like The Guardian. One of the nastiest attacks has been to call Corbyn a terrorist ally for appealing for peace with the IRA decades ago (Which is exactly what the UK government agreed to with the Good Friday Accords). Everyone counted out Labour, but they had a pretty effective message — they want to control the government to ensure Britons have security, dignity, healthcare, and basically to use government to ensure British society continues to exist and thrive for everyone. May’s pitch was called Miserablism because it was the British version of the Trump/Ryan budget to strip funding for everything and pull out of the EU thoroughly to basically isolate the UK from Europe not seen since September 1941.
In the end, the Tories lost seats and lost the majority. Labour and regional parties gained seats. The Lib Dems, who are the actual British equivalent to the fecklessly conservative neoliberals who run the Democratic Party, have also proved to be useless in actually doing anything to help Britons who aren’t wealthy (I’m seeing a pattern). So now the UK has a “hung parliament” because no party or existing coalition has a majority to control the House of Commons. Theresa May blew a sure thing in an election catastrophe that has people outright calling her an idiot and one of the dumbest PMs ever.
The Tories plan to form a coalition with the DUP to get a majority. The DUP is the Northern Ireland Unionist equivalent of Sinn Fein. They’re the political arm of a terrorist group that has transitioned from political violence to organized crime. It’s also hyper-conservative by British standards and hate all the usual suspect minority groups, especially Muslims and LGBT.
damn, you covered all the bases. good hustle
Thanks.
Oh, I also wanted to mention how Jim Messina, Obama’s 2012 campaign manager and an advisor on HRC’s campaign, has been on the Tories’ payroll (Which is just another damning indictment of the conservative and craven nature of the professional operatives who are paid handsomely to ostensibly help the Democrats win elections. See also: Dick Morris and “triangulation” in 1996). This has not gone unnoticed among left-wingers in the U.S.
After Corbyn’s victory – and, frankly, given the obstacles, opposition, and utter disdain and contempt by virtually every media and political person in the world that Labour surmounted, it was a victory – this has led to a pretty obvious response by different groups within the American left, which is pathetic because most of the people opining are still litigating the 2016 election and no one in the Democratic Party has a fucking clue for a strategy to actually win next year, and people who have washed their hands of the Dems are still a small minority within the actual left-wing electorate. So it’s ultimately a live-action cosplay of Macbeth: “a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury Signifying nothing.”
/steals the last line to blurb “Lost in Translation”
Like I just posted above you, the Dems are more about maintaining their shitty status quo than actually winning anything. If they happen to win an election, then great. If not, they don’t care. It’s the voters who are wrong!
Nice summary man. I bristled a little at the DUP/SF comparison until I finished reading the rest of it, so yeah, good stuff.
I can hedge like Edward Scissorhands.
I felt my green rage growing but then I realized where you were taking it and sadly can’t disagree. The end result has been horribly depressing no matter how noble the origin. Unlike cunts like Paisley that set out from a position of oppression.
I am firmly on the Irish Catholics’ side.
Not Catholic, and at this point not even positive that I’m Irish anymore, but I’ve got a shelf full of books on Irish history, mostly from 1916 up through the Troubles. I really hoped I would make it over there for Easter last year to see the centenary, but that kinda cash wasn’t in the cards.
Well done Unsurprised!
Extra thoughts about UK’s election:
1) 72% young people turn out shows that the youth aren’t politically apathetic. They just needed a candidate to believe in.
2) Instead of trying to analyze what they can learn from this, US Liberals have chosen to disregard youth voter turnout, condescend those who voted Labour and bash Corbyn. They care more about keeping their center right ideology to keep the elite donors happy than actually winning any election.
3) Corporate media is trash everywhere. The world is sick of austerity. Corbyn forcing a hung government isn’t surprising. People want health care and schools and don’t give a shit about war coffers and elites making more money.
4) Bernie wishes Corbyn is like him. Bernie is still very centrist. It’s just the Dems are center right now so Bernie seems extreme
alright, calling it a night,
NIGHT
Read my long post first.
Everything is better with SAX!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUHPFgwn9d0
Excellent hustle all around.
I love that I can recognize that ass.
miss ya sasha
We all know that ass.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkv-_LqTeQA
Home!
With shots and smokes and nicotine too!
That was really fun in a confused sort of unorganized kind of way.
The new House of Blues in Anaheim is a rather large edifice that houses both a “Crub!” and a small concert venue.
I go through security and the security chick say, “If you go to the right it’s a shorter line.”
Cool.
Shorter line.
I get scanned and slightly felt up and get my phone and my wallet back and head on up the ramp.
Nice fucking venue! Lots of bars and plentiful pissoirs and it’s all good.
As I mentioned previously I told a security guy about maybe getting a seat to rest my busted ass knees and he was really fucking cool!
“Hell yes! I’m an old guy too!”
Get the aforementioned waitress service, seat with an elevated view and shit.
Then I noticed that this was a really big crowd.
Big crowd.
And diverse as a motherfucker.
Fuck yeah! The Blasters reach is deep!
After three beers and a shot of Jameson, this really horrible but still kind of fun 80’s cover band came on and played covers of The Cure and 99 Luft Balloons and I was wondering, “The fuck?”
Get up to take a piss and it turns out that the Blasters are playing next door in a …
Standing room only venue, that’s like next door to the crub.
I have to get an escort because ticket tacking ball fondling people got the shit wrong and steered me to the side.
After closing out my tab, grabbing my glasses and waiting for a security escort I finally got to the proper venue.
45 feet away.
The band was already on but they were killing it.
It was a much smaller and older crowd but it was fun as fuck.
Wait till me and Low Commander tell you about the next concert!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIF0_EaXRJg
This sounds amazing. I need to do something super fun to compete.
So will Sunday Gravy be pea soup in the toilet?
Nah man!
I’ve got something that will warm your Teutonic heart.
Word!
Cool shit man, that’s right up my alley. Just checked, no goddamn FL shows.
Vica Kerekes > Christina Hendricks because the eurotrash redhead has actually showed the world her boobs.
Like here: https://gfycat.com/JadedFlusteredBighornedsheep
And in her own subreddit. https://www.reddit.com/r/VicaKerekes/
Yep, scroll back down for even more.
First RiffTrax joke of Ep. 3. “They misspelled ‘shit.'”
…
I’m in.
Okay, take out the name “lisa” and replace it with “brocky”
Happy Birthday!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLIOc4MIetk
thanks. i was trying to be subtle, you know…
http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/2d/2d4f644844e2c97477931ff9adf261eff3f234165981800e03d0fcbcaa709d93.jpg
http://www.daidegasforum.com/images/627/hot-redhead-boobs-sexy.gif
Multi-repeat, but this has to be the sexiest gif that ever giffed.
Hnnngh! I forgot about this gif. This woman should be in everything
i know i’ve said it before, but i just can’t ignore the potential affects of discharge on hair, just saying,
http://www.funnyjunk.com/Feminist+logic+empowering+women/funny-pictures/5484401/137#137
You know, there are gifs and videos of her naked. Also, this is a good shot from that same scene.
Here’s a NSFW shot from later in the movie:
h
ttp://hot24.hu/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Vica_Kerekes_-Muzi_v_nadeji-1-1024×576.jpg
And a video clip. Scroll down:
http://hot24.hu/a-dogos-bogyos-voros-kerekes-vica/
Also adults only.
I’d accept an American remake if it were Emma Stone and done shot for shot.
Okay, last clue:
http://sportschump.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/peterking.gif
Ook?
harambe’s revenge
Why?
Cleveland can’t even lose well.
Speaking of nerd week, E3 is rapidly approaching, which means we’ll get sexy cosplay!
That’s how the end is gonna start.
Similarly to Rikki’s plight, you know what grinds my gears? Single lady friends who piss and moan about ‘no good guys out there,’ but won’t hesitate to dump a guy over the most trivial shit. I have a couple of them doing that on my Facebook timeline right now and I had to resist every fibre within me to not type in ‘you’re 38, your looks are rapidly dwindling and you have an insane amount of baggage’ to one and ‘while I see you as a sister, you have literally nothing going for you. Who cares if he doesn’t look like Sam Levine and isn’t a firefighter. Your looks faded 5ish years ago and you have nothing going for you. He’s employed and seems nice’ to the other.
That’s why I don’t miss my dating days. A million years ago I dated a very nice (and hot as fuck) girl, but she had “intimacy” issues due to serious mistreatment from a previous boyfriend. I was always patient and understanding, but it didn’t go anywhere. Not long after we went our separate ways, I found out she got back together with the other guy.
yeah, my type right now is female, fish in the sea right?
I prefer a pulse, though not required.
I definitely do not envy the single. Especially those in their late 20s and beyond. Everyone has gone through the ringer that everyone gets easily triggered and acts batshit insane.
It sucks balls.
late 20’s…. birthday…. shit…
ABC is bringing back The Gong Show. Without Chuck Berris.
So…not The Gong Show.
http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/28/286b33023f6b4b811a07a7a1580f10cfe0b0285732d0f26a0b38aee3be671f95.jpg
Jortsday?
i guess if i want it to be…. think more,… thematic….
“Thematic”?
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-0UNNb1LcEkY/UzNcPPHUTBI/AAAAAAAAEfE/eVqoGflGRUM/s1600/That%27s+not+a+word.gif
http://www.dictionary.com/browse/thematic
So what would I call a machine that makes all the “thes” I want?
seriously though, guess what day it is. most of my images have sorta theme
I saw a guy just a couple days ago who had jorts AND a huge mullet. I was surprised and disappointed he was not sporting a Cardinals jersey.
Go ahead, call Nigella fat. Go ahead:
http://i.imgur.com/k07HGB1.jpg
Do it and I’ll drop you like a bad transmission.
She’s fat! Come at me.
/Doesn’t mention all the bigger beauties posted earlier.
//has thing for her,,,,, recipes.
/doesn’t see a picture
Wait… how does she qualify as “fat”?
Well, she can make great thick pasta.
comment image? Imagine my nuts!!!
imgur doesn’t show up on some browsers.
Thank you. That’s a very good older pic, she’s put on a few since she gave up the…candy.
Whomever thinks she fats needs to have their eyes ripped out.
That’s a spicy meatball
Hey Litre, how do you feel about Brian Burke after he said the owner would move the Ice Stamps if they don’t get a new stadium?
I dont think they will move. It is just posturing by a businessman. He has 0 pull, Murray edwards is the owner and it is his call. For tax purposes edwards lives in london. Our mayor said absolutely no money for them so that is fine by me too.
http://bornonthisday.info/images/256/0610at_256x192_californiarepublic.jpg
Mmm, hot girl nerd fetish.
Off topic, but rather amusing
Why did my boyfriend like Emily Ratajkowski’s butt on Instagram?
https://www.theverge.com/2017/6/4/15721836/emily-ratajkowski-emrata-instagram-like
Can’t imagine why, author
I hope that’s all a giant and, unsurprisingly, a really shitty joke article. Also, Michael meant to use “discreet,” not “discrete.” If it isn’t, then white people are all the fucking worst (Wait. White people are the worst.). “I don’t follow celebs or influencers – except Drake and Rihanna.” Kill yourself.
What I’m saying is that I’m going to kick you in the balls if we ever meet for you linking that article.
Hey, if I had to read some of that article, YOU ALL HAVE TO SUFFER!
And, now, you must die.
By the way, Litre, I’ll take a double Buffalo Trace or Knob Creek neat, and a Victory Hop Devil on draft.
/adjusts monocle
//accidentally stabs self in eye with monocle
Knob Creek is good affordable whiskey. Hoppy beer is not my thing, I am a stout drinker. If anyone is ever in Utah… seriously, Wasach Brewing has a Polygamy Porter. It is superb.
Can’t see myself ever being in Utah for any reason besides a plane crash, but I’m on board with the malt.
I am heading to Wyoming this summer and I pray it has made it across the border. I will buy crates of the stuff.
I think the only Utah beer I’ve seen down Florida way is Uinta. Black Sheep is decent but nothing worth seeking out.
Utah is a beautiful state.
*Except for a good percentage of the people who live there.
I live about 15 miles from the national Scientology Center. I’m not seeking out more cults for vacation time.
That cult has a whole state; scienstupidity better step up their game.
Double Tito’s, one rock, lime twist, Founders Porter to back it up.
happy birthday elizabeth hurley
If any of you are around anyone who goes to a bartender and asks for “uhhh i dunno, make me something good” please slap them. This scenario usually then involves them saying no to jamesons followed up by a Brown Cow or Vodka Slime or sweet jesus Long island Ice tea. If anyone orders that i serve em vodka and iced tea from the gun. Fuck right off with that shit.
I’m always amused to hear people, usually young’ns, order Goose and Redbull. Part of me wants to take them to the side man to man and explain the futility and unnecessary cost of such a drink. The other part of me that wants to snort and roll my eyes usually wins out though.
Tonight was one of those nights. Lunatics, 2nd time drinkers, drunk cougars, stagettes, bro it up bday who brought their own bottle of fireball.
“Brought their own Fireball” is possibly the most BRO statement ever assembled.
Fireball must have an unbelievable marketing team. I think they might have been brought over from the team at Axe body spray.
crimey, hopefully my friends don’t pull that shit again.
usually fuckers try to “sneak” me everclear.
I usually scan what they have and decide by process of eliminate. I met some that are particularly proud of a drink they have perfected and will sometimes try that; never or very seldom happens with a bartender that I don’t “know.”
Give me rocks on the rocks, in a dirty glass.
happy birthday mike mitchell:
As much as that pick was mocked at the time, the man is still in the league. One of the very few Al Davis picks that is left.
I just wish he’d stop saying stoopid shit, because I really do want to like the guy. About a month ago, he went on a Yinzburgh radio station, and guaranteed the Stillers would win the Super Bowl this year. Now, I get it, what is he supposed to say, “We’re happy to lose in the Divisional Round”? No, but, c’mon, EVERYONE knows that unless someone Nancy Kerrigan’s Dreamboat, Yinzburgh will continue to be the Patriots’ prison bitch.
And if that happens they will be given a parade and the keys to the city. Sorry, the keys to every city.
http://images.mocpages.com/user_images/96485/1425365426m_SPLASH.jpg
Is it bad that while my friend was talking about some sleazy guy she has to work with I was totally trying to look down her shirt?
Now she is texting me at 10:00 on a Friday nighf to complain about the same guy wanting her to text him at 9:30 on a Friday night.
She doesn’t work with me, does she?
i feel like there’s an inappropriate friend zone joke here
sorry i got nothing
Is it time for the …….you’re not my supervisor! gif?
I mean kind of. Now that I’m married looking down (well, trying to) girls’ shirts is as close as I’ll ever get to another woman.
Is it bad that while my friend was talking about some sleazy guy she has to work with I was totally trying to look down her shirt?
I mean kind of. Now that I’m married
yes. yes it is
I mean, it comes with the territory if you have to put up with this nonsensical shit
So i just noticed its after midnight in the central time zone:
Ah. Libertarianism for women.
That’s my favorite.
Season Three of Unbreakable Kimmy Schimdt is absolutely great.
http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/718392/85264761.jpg
something something give her a magic mushroom something