NFL News:
- Given their history as a dumpster fire, it’s perhaps not surprising that the Browns’ stadium is clapped with the same material as the Grenfell Tower fire.
- not from the initial construction, but from the refit in 2014.
- FOX has a sense of irony, as they have assigned Jay Cutler to cover the Bears’ Week-1 game versus the Falcons.
- Former Bills WR James Hardy has had his death ruled a suicide.
- Different day – different Cowboys domestic violence charge: Jourdan Lewis had a pre-trial hearing for a case involving him holding an ex-girlfriend to the floor by her throat.
- His lawyer is pushing for a one-day jury trial next week, so Lewis won’t miss any camp.
- As for the team: “Cowboys owner Jerry Jones told reporters that the organization investigated Lewis’ situation thoroughly and were satisfied with his track record of character off the field.”
- Wes Welker says he’s unconcerned about the long-term impact of all his concussions, and just wants people to remember him as the best point guard the Celtics ever had.
Finally, OJ’s parole hearing was today. It lasted 75 minutes (based on TSN’s coverage) before they broke for deliberations.
- I enjoyed how the guy who was robbed said “Yes, OJ was there, but he didn’t hit me, and he didn’t pull the gun on me. He was, like, just there.”
I went to lunch before the verdict was announced, and was planning on seeing a movie afterwards. Don’t sue me if I haven’t updated the post; this falls under “I’ve got better shit to do”. And they let him go, effective October. I say we all chip in & get him a new car, so he can drive out of prison. I took the liberty of finding him something he’s used to:
I figured we should spring for the rollover protection, since he’ll have to avoid the Goldman’s & TMZ every time he gets on the highway. Plus, it’s got the fat tires for driving through the Florida swamps in escape search of the real killers.
Tonight’s sports:
- CFL:
- Thursday Night Football Presented by The Brick
- Edmonton Eskimos vs. Hamilton Tiger-Cats – 7:30PM
- Thursday Night Football Presented by The Brick
- MLB:
- Rangers at Orioles – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
- Yankees at Mariners – 10:00PM | Sportsnet360
- Futbol:
- CONCACAF Copa Oro 2017:
- Jamaica vs. Canadá – 7:00PM | UNI / FS1 / TSN
- México vs. Honduras – 10:00PM | UNI / FS1
- International Champions Cup Soccer:
- Manchester United vs. Manchester City – 10:00PM | ESPN
- CONCACAF Copa Oro 2017:
- World Series of Poker:
- 2017 Final Table Part 1 – 9:00PM | ESPN2 / TSN2
If you have to find OJ analysis, TripAdvisor has you covered with Nordberg’s “best of”, and YouTube is always at the ready with the best clips.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gob9NlqF7A
…and that Kasowitz taking a back seat now too.
http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/20/politics/trump-corallo-resigns/index.html
FAEK NEWS LIBBTARDS #MAGA #TRUMPSMYPERSIDENT
Those people should have to all be relocated to Texas and have them finally leave the fucking union.
We all know it ends with Ty Cobb spiking Mueller during the first sidebar.
okay, i’m too lazy to look for the link, what’s the site where you can put any url into it, and it converts it so it’d be viewable on wordpress.
I ask because uploading to postimage and gfycat is way too tedious.
https everywhere.
But it’s less than reliable.
I hear ya. Those five seconds take forever.
“Oh! I think I found my keys!”
if only there were a sub-genre devoted to this fetish…
Finding keys?
Come to find out that meme/ photoshop was born in the early 1960s with polka music.
Oh god why did I look at pftcommenter’s twitter feed? It makes me feel so damned inadequate.
GOD DAMN IT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBkNZwm4Bb8
Such a shame he’s wasting his talent at Barstool dot com.
At least they have decent money to pay him with.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaGH6HC-1K4&ab_channel=basketcase0191
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/bodycam-video-allegedly-shows-baltimore-pd-plant-drugs/ar-AAosZaF?OCID=ansmsnnews11
This is my favorite moment from The Office, by far.
I’ll take a stab at what Ojs new reality show will be like.
Ep 1 breaks into E!’s lineup and has OJ Hanging with his daughter doing dad stuff until the door bell rings and it’s mom Kardashian. Tensions are felt between daughter and manma K.
Ep 2 is a real killer because OJ tries to contact the his other kids who want nothing to do with him…until they paid in an emotional scene to end the show.
Ep3 Trumps it all when Donald goes golfing with juice in a peculiar crossover event. Special moment happens when Donald’s glove doesn’t fit. Must be gaining weight. OJ chuckles in a cut away scene. Show ends when Donald offers OJ a job as host of the Apprentice. While a funny episode, it’ll only be 10 minutes of content as Donald will keep letting classified info slip.
EP 4 shows OJ taking a real stab at contacting the Goldman family to apologize. Kris sets OJ up with a 35 year old blonde vixen who is gping to roxk OJs world and she doesn’t care what you think because she is not here to make any friends.
Then the show gets cancelled
I’d poke holes in this, but it fits like a glove.
“I’ll take a stab at”
http://i.usatoday.net/sports/gallery/2012/NFL/Ray%20Lewis/17-raypg-vertical.jpg
Literally the only moment I liked John Mccain during his political career:
So Cindy will be available soon, I hear….
OOOF, nice!
She’s a flapper, but not in the 1920s fashion sense.
I do what I can for those in need.
He learned not to be a damn libtard after his 2000 campaign.
CUTLER COUNTDOWN: 38 DAYS!
We’re totally liveblogging this one: http://bearswire.usatoday.com/2017/05/05/jay-cutlers-first-game-in-broadcast-booth-will-be-bears-titans-preseason-game/
Is the boarding ramp for a flight out of LaGuardia the wrong place to start a “Jeter swallows” chant?
It’s not timely. Now if it involved Aaron Judge…
/Couldn’t help you, I picked up a friend at JFK
http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/202553/85026273.jpg
I’ve actually seen one of these signs in person.
Both are hinting at anal sex…..
Extreme downhill wheelchairing? Sign me the fuck up! Wait…
/breaks legs
Now sign me the fuck up!
This place is hoppin’ tonight. I like it.
How’d you know I feel like vomiting?
Will Trump troll everyone and golf with OJ?
Honestly, I would respect that troll move. Then Sarin the whole course. But still.
So excited to get on another plane shortly. Anyone want to pick me up at the Denver Airport around 1:30am? I’ll buy donuts.
Maple Frosted?
Injected with whiskey?
http://www.habitdoughnuts.com/habit-doughnuts—whiskey.html
Just expense a limo to DFO. I mean, why else would we even have expense accounts???
https://postimg.org/image/l7fekzlnz/
“Too old.”
–Jerry Sandusky, Denny Hastert, et al
HERE WE GO!
Dude, did you seen Denny Hastert’s after prison photo? That place was NOT kind to him.
“WOULD BANG AGAIN!”
-Entirety of Cell Block 7.
DID BANG!
Cell Block 6
OK, fixed it. Thank you.
et al….
Donald Trump?
Et all? Not yet.
-A. Reid
Canada actually looks like it has a promising future for the first time in a decade or so. I can’t wait for the CSA to find out and do their bullshit politics to torpedo this as they are ones to do
Which one is Tracy?
/asking foar a friend
Bowtie
If only Yeah Right was around in the 50s.
All i have to say is…. I don’t remember changing my profile pic
“Me either.”
-Trent Green
Trent Green’s Daughter Mom…. he’s staring at the toaster again
Trent Green ….. how do I share this handsome devil on Instagram?
Blame Dreamhost.
FUCK DITKA
Jeff Sessions buys his first tree.
“Nah, fuck this.”
– Trump’s legal team spokesman
They had to find a Huckabee to get someone morally bankrupt enough to speak for him.
I mean, those people are televangelists and dog killers, the two worst things you can be.
But their Christian companies make a shitload of money!
https://www.washingtonpost.com/investigations/trump-attorney-jay-sekulows-family-has-been-paid-millions-from-charities-they-control/2017/06/27/6428d988-5852-11e7-ba90-f5875b7d1876_story.html?utm_term=.bf94fabfebcd
“Well we didn’t think that applied to US!”
– the Huckabee family, arriving at the pearly gates and being presented with full size camel and a sewing needle
“Thank God we don’t have to fit OURSELVES through it.”
– Huckabee’s oldest son.
NICE!
Look, I can’t hate on him for being fat, because I am fat. But I can hate on him for being a dog killer. And for being a fat piece of shit.
You don’t have to HATE him for being fat. You just have to make jokes about him being fat.
I mean, I have a lisp, you don’t see me pulling my punches on Mike Mayock, do you?
no THIR!!
Look, I absent minded, but you don’t see me pu
“I get ”
– Trent Green
Oh THAT’S what that was. I just thought it was always humid around you.
HEE HAW, them awful selective “Biblical Literalists” and they’s “Prosperity Gospel”
I had a reply fail there, but your joke STILL STANDS.
The Sekulow family bring cynical corruption and theft to a whole new level.
YOU GUYS ARE ALL BUSY POSING WHILE THE KRAUTS ARE BUSY WORKING. UNCLE BORIS IS COMING ACROSS THE HORIZON WHILE YOU ARE GETTING READY FOR YOUR DAMN PHOTO SHOOT!
Trump: “That’s why the Romanians lost World War Four.”
“Agreed.”
-Trent Green
*With her pussy.”
/dies
???
OMG! Battle of the Network Stars is on ABC! They have a dunk tank, and Mischa Barton is in it.
Oh, cool, who gets to hold her down?
Hey now; she did anal pretty well, very flexible.
*Could be thinking of someone different.
**Maybe not.
There’s only one way to BE SURE
Take off and nuke teh site from orbit…right?
We were thinking more lube up and she if she can ankle ears.
I don’t know her, but I like her choice in shirts.
http://celebnipslip.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/72900_MischaBartonCThru201pm1aXRAY_122_338lo2.jpg
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ttps://7fotos.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/mischa-barton-nipple-slip-09.jpg
With Donna Mills & Anson Williams as guest captains!
Does she even make a splash?
Schrödinger high as fuck.
Canada isn’t good at The Soccer.
/There! I said it
So reportedly the Japanese prime minister’s wife pretended she didn’t speak English so she wouldn’t have to talk to Trump. It’s not quite the funniest thing ever, but it’d easily make the top 100 countdown.
Ohhhhhh, Trump-san,
The funniest thing ever, of course, being this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLhj3A1BwuM
That was worth a rewatch; one of his funniest times.
So many questions. What are they microwaving in the background? Is it at a daycare? When were snl reruns on VH1?
In all honesty, it’s one of the highest quality rips I’ve seen make it through youtube’s filters.
Lorne has to protect the shield; if you want snl you need to subscribe to yahoo! screen
That was pretty funny; but I think Trump pretended she didn’t so he could do some more man love with Putin and have an excuse.
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/trump-says-he-sat-with-putin-at-dinner-because-the-wife-of-japans-leader-doesnt-speak-english-but-she-does/ar-AAovMec?OCID=ansmsnnews11
Said it elsewhere but Stone Temple Pilots are the worst, slowest serial killers ever.
/too soon?
Don’t know; I can’t get on the LinkedIn Park website as of today.
No one remembers the movie “Jagged Edge” but I do because a girlfriend with a lot of musical talent and enormous breasts sang the Phil Collins tune associated with the movie to me… and then we had a tumble.
/thank you for your mild interest
I remember it.
But I like your associations better.
Jeff Bridges was better as The Dude, IMHO.
“Alright, ladies. I want a good clean fight. No rabbit punches. No hair pulling. No nipple twisting.”
So I guess all we have to do to get rid of Nick Saban is call him from an alleged prostitute’s phone?
What does it take to get rid of the Hooded Prick?
Circumcision usually.
TSG with the set…and JWASNM spikes it home.
a moyle??
/damn Shogun beat me to it
Great minds.
And for the record below, last night wasn’t Moonstruck night.
It was Steel Magnolias.
DRINK YOUR JUICE!
I re-jiggered my gravatar. That was annoying but I like this hippo picture better anyway.
You’ve never been sexier… believe me, I’ve looked at a great number of hippo-centric pics.
Does that mean you will get one scotchy?
Potamus is sexy.
Makes me wanna send you a thing.
Stupid sexy potamus.
“Everyones avatars cucumber lollypop” – Trent Green
They could at least have Kaylyn Kyle sunning herself on the sideline. In support of Canadia and my everlasting love.
that’s better!
I wonder if the El tri game will be better attended in Phoenix than the Canada Jamaica game.
Think of all the spittle on FORMER Sheriff Arapaio’s computer monitor over that one…
He is just an embarassment. What a supreme asshole.
Hey my avatar that I changed three months ago finally appeared!
In honor of this I’m going to “take a trip” on some “far-out” and “groovy” drugs!
something something white bronco something something
/also would have accepted “sexy redhead”
Looks like I will watch one Bears game this year after all.
Looks to be at least 3 or 4 dozen people in attendance for this Canadia/Jamaican Bobsled Team quarterfinal. Oh yeah, this is a totes legitimate competitive tournament FOAR the fucknut Murrikans to win…
/turns on game 18 minutes in
/exclaims mother fucker
/gramma cola not impressed with language
not looking good for an all-NAFTA semi
Oh, that Welker line. Choked on my damned beer.
I can’t have beer at work, but my coworkers do think I’m slipping into madness a little earlier than usual today thanks to it.
“Yeah, yeah, that’s the same thing that happened to my girlfriend! And then she, uh, fell on the floor.”
– Jourdan Lewis, to responding officers
ah shit, OJ didn’t get out right away? This is the biggest travesty of justice since, like, forevs. The Bills will already be out of playoff contention, FFS!!
Holy shit Cutler calling the bears is going to be soooooo good
you’ll hear lots of scratching in the background, because he’s gonna use the litterbox, like, a LOT…
Uhh…dude where’s my avatar?
Prolly left it in your DVD player. Unless last night was Moonstruck night.
seriously though…everythings gone to shit and i can’t upload a new one.
I reset my Gravatar, then logged out of word press, deleted my history then re-logged back into word press.
I think.
Test.
Yes! Success!
Lol, I’m having the same thing lol