As you are reading this, it is 6:00 AM on a Sunday morning on the West Coast.

No one should be up this early to do anything unless they are completely naked and they have someone else of like mind lying next to them.

I hope you are one of those lucky few.

For the rest of us, this is the mandatory sex-ed class that you had to attend in middle school:  You pretty much already know how it’s going to go, you really don’t want to pay attention, but you have to be here because it’s required.

Also, someone is going to turn what is realistically one of the best things about life and turn it into a boring shitshow that will make you never want to partake of it.

We have the (/checks listings) Baltimore Ravens taking on the Jacksonville Jaguars in lovely London.  Fun fact:  I was watching a porn clip yesterday featuring a “British” actress and I have to say the accent threw me off.  I also did not realize the British were so much into anal, but there you go.

Ok, so who’s excited for this game?!?!

That’s tough, but fair.

Remember kids, unless you live in northern Florida or the Washington/Baltimore corridor, this game is only streaming on Yahoo.  Now, drink like you know you want to.  Oh, and here is the link to the 506 Sports broadcast maps. Those guys are truly doing the Lord’s work.

Which reminds me, you might want to go to church today and atone for your sins.  Yom Kippur is coming too, so that’s even more atonement.

You dirty dirty Commentists!

Ok, begin!