Catholics v. Convicts – the Next Century! Lesser Footy Thread

Yes, my friends, it’s time to rekindle some hatred-based good times from our childhoods.  Ain’t that always a hoot?  No Euro-Lesser Footy, as they’s on international break, yet again.  SIGH.

Michigan State at Ohio State (Noon, Fox)

These teams are right next to one another in the rankings (12/13), but the spread is a mighty -17.5.  So Vegas thinks Sparty is gon’ reap some theeeeeee vengeance for being knocked out of the playoffs by the Iowans last week.  We shall see.

Oklahoma State at Iowa State (Noon, ABC/ESPN2)

Another tasty matchup, this time with the post-Bedlam mad team on the road.  But wait, can’t the Cyclones also be pissed off, having fallen just short in they valiant comeback bid at the Cousinfuckers last week?  Or are we just treating them like the roadkill we expect them to turn right back to?

Georgia at Auburn (3:30, CBS)

Finally, a CBS spotlight match that isn’t a turd.  Still not sure Aubie has enough offensive weaponry to truly challenge the ‘Dawgs, but this will be a massively holstile environment and a 4-quarter physical battle royale.  Good teevee.

Iowa at Wisconsin (3:30, ABC)

I hate recommending two goddamned B1G fixtures the same week, especially when one is this vanilla…but it has its intrigue.  Bucky Badger could still have a playoff argument (albeit weak) if it wins out, and Iowa has the last, best chance to stop same before the league championship.

West By God Virginia at Kansas State (3:30, ESPN2)

Wish to God and Sonny Jeebus I saw a gambling angle on this’un, so I’d watch MOAR of it.  Both sides are middle of the pack, but give me Wild Man Holgorsen against Undead Bill Snyder any day of the week.  This should have been a Friday night matchup or sommet.

Washington State at Utah (5:30, PAC12)

This is the kind of game that Wazzu needs to start winning in order to be taken seriously, on a national basis.  Yes, it’s a tough challenge for a team without overwhelming talent…but it needs to get done.  If so, would set up a high-stakes Apple Cup.

Alabama at Mississippi State (7:00, ESPN)

If anyone is gonna trip up Roll Damn Tide before the UGA meet and greet (they always take War Damn Eagle 100% serious), it would likely be the Cowbells in Starkville, under the lights.  But I wouldn’t bet on it.

Notre Dame at Miami (8:00, ABC)

Here’s your sterling main event.  Basically “win and you’re in” the playoffs for the Fucking Dickhole Irish (and I have money on them at -3, think they will win by double digits and hope to have jinxed them).  Miami still has to win out, ACC title game v. Clemson included.  They won’t.

TCU at Oklahoma (8:00, Fox)

What a fantastic undercard this makes!  Not enough is made of how good Bloodeyes are, and they absolutely can go to Norman and win.  Especially if Boomer Sooner still gots a sugar high from their 62-52 (not a misprint) Bedlam victory in Stillwater.  Okie wants a shootout, TCU wants to grind.  Whoever imposes their will will likely get the W, and hopefully (Hippo is shameless Big 12 promoter) a playoff berth.  Shit, didn’t mean that to come out so rapey-sounding.

Arizona State at UCLA (9:30, PAC12)

I realize this ain’t much of a tweaker option, but tis all I am left to offer.  Good thing the rest of the slate is so badass.  Get some sleep for NFL Week 10.

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Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

Well, that was fun. Apologies to anyone I yelled at on Slack.

laserguru

No worries, Dad. Thank you! You don’t get near the credit you deserve for doing what you do.
I appreciate the hell out of your effort.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Cheers to that, mates!!
Cheers twice.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I was slacking, but no one yelled, fell asleep.

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I blame this one the Latvians.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

So what are we gonna call the University of Alabama in the wake of the Roy Moore allegations?

herodotus450

I think calling them Alabama is denigrating enough.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Today’s breakfast: bacon, scrambled eggs with white cheddar, home fried potatoes. Man was that delicious.

Spanky Datass

I had leftover steak salad from Chipotle. It was pretty good but the vinagrette I whipped up was spectacular!

laserguru

Non fat strawberry yogurt and a banana.

Sexy!

theeWeeBabySeamus

When I said you should diversify your portfolio, this isn’t what I fucking meant!!!!!!!

Senor Weaselo

Wait, you don’t work for Wu Tang Financial?

Doktor Zymm

So, a thing I have determined in the past couple weeks. I can never leave Facebook, the quality of their croissants at breakfast is too good. I cannot do without. I’m kind of resenting the fact that it’s Saturday and I can’t get any.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’m kind of resenting the fact that it’s Saturday and I can’t get any.

– J. Sandusky noticing the crowd in the shower

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Oh dear God…

theeWeeBabySeamus

Don’t gimme that. You know you loved it!!!!!!

(also J. Sandusky….probably)

herodotus450

I can never leave Facebook

Also applies to everyone who uses facebook. I think that’s their whole business model.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I went to get a beer, didn’t see it. How bad?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Ick.

herodotus450

Mich St. currently closing in on “Done for” and it’s still the first quarter.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I guess we should have watched how BC defended that play earlier.
They defended it better than we did, btw.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Senor Weaselo

Currently at two sick cancellations for teaching. At least Senor still gets paid! (Maybe. Not sure.)
https://youtu.be/LIbkG_afKv0

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Spur

MSU is going to blow this and let the Ohio State asses make a stink about how they should be in the playoffs.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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WAAAAIT; that’s a wind instrument!

Senor Weaselo

He’s all about that bass.

Spur

Frontpage of Reddit…..I want a puppy now
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Spur

Guys, I think this Trump guy is not telling the truth about Russia. I think he’s hiding something.

Doktor Zymm

But he thinks China likes him!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Doktor Zymm

I keep putting myself in situations where I have to drive on Sunday night, thus negating football drinking potential. This should be the last weekend for that for a while

Spur

Morning Folks

Spur

Not on the best coast.

Doktor Zymm

Left coast time is weird. However it is also morning in the middlest of wests

Spur

It’s the best if you love watch sports and/or gambling on sports.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Oh NC State….never stop NC Stating.
Holy shit that was awesome.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Totally agreed. But at this point, Camping World vs Quick Lane?
Who the fuck cares? This shit is funny now.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Bee Beard, BITCH.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

No; Bee Beard fan.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Right?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Why we no can haz wheel route no mo’?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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nomonkeyfun

Darwin in action!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I saw something the other day; “Flat Earth Conference! Uniting from around the globe!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Doh!!!!!!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Winnings denied: NEXT WEEK!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You can go see a show.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Same reaction when you lose Monet?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Why u do this shit?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

OK, well, let’s watch the Donks v. P*ts; that will be self flagellation* in the grandest style.

*Not the fun kind.

Horatio Cornblower

Bet heavily on the Pats. One way or the other you’ll be happy.

Doktor Zymm

So, humorously enough, moving to the suburbs for an office job has actually resulted in me walking more than I did as a too impatient to wait for the bus city dweller.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Lemme guess. You’re….white?
(nawt raycess…I already know she’s white, lol)

Doktor Zymm

It’s odd adjusting to the fact that the biggest danger on my predawn walks is now getting hit by a car, rather than being mugged

theeWeeBabySeamus

If we win 1 out of the next 3, I’ll be pleasantly surprised.
It’s just what we do.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I actually had a hole fan talk shit to me yesterday because they beat Pitt and we’ve had some difficulties the past coupla weeks (I was wearing an NCSU shirt).

Yes, he was the guy running the register at Food Lion.

And yes, I am totally serious.

I was dumbstruck, all I could do is look at the guy and giggle.

theeWeeBabySeamus

When this season began NC State was thinking college football playoff?
Well congrats Mr color guy with your revisionist history. You da man.

Fronkenshteen

Just put a 17lb. turkey in the oven. OVEREATING IS NIGH!

theeWeeBabySeamus

It’s difficult to wake up less than 90 minutes before gametime and get both properly caffeinated AND alcoholated before kickoff. But I did it!!!!!!

/tries to pat self on back
//collapses with back spasms

Doktor Zymm

I short circuited the process by sleeping on a red eye, meeting my realtor in the morning, taking another quick nap, then going to a bar for brekkie. I JUST got used to left coast time and now i’m back in DFO time, lol

Senor Weaselo

Gone are the days of Four Loko having enough of both. Which begs the question, how did I️NEVER have a Four Loko in college? What was wrong with me?

/Don’t answer that. Especially you, tWBS.

Senor Weaselo

And yes, this is being posted from my iPhone that has yet to get that fixed.

Doktor Zymm

Iowa V Wis? Now I want cheesy corn bread

laserguru

Add about 1 tablespoon of minced pickled jalapenos and you’re in business.

Doktor Zymm

So it’s Roy Moore?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hehe, nice.

Spanky Datass

*INCOMING HAWT TAEK!!1!*
Lee Corso is a gross, humorless clown.
*This concludes the HAWT TEAK warning!!!!1!*

theeWeeBabySeamus

In my mind, every week when they shut off the cameras for College Gameday, Herbstreit reaches over and flips a switch turning him off. They then pack him in bubble wrap and load him on the truck for recharging and transport to next week’s gig.

Fronkenshteen

So! How about those Virginia elections?

Fronkenshteen

Would you call it a bellwether of things to come in 2018? VA did go for HRC.

Don T

Saturday project: this ⬇️ and avoiding last rites.
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theeWeeBabySeamus

You’ll be fine. They almost never catch fire or explode.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Holy shit, what year is it? I think I just woke up from a coma.
Wow.

theeWeeBabySeamus

It’s amazing how much different the house is on a saturday morning without the kid.

Who coincidentally happened to get her first period yesterday evening, so guess how much am I sighing with relief for having dodged that particular bullet???

herodotus450

Thinking about making a vaguely DFO-themed bitcoin clone, for fun or something. Any good name ideas? The front runner is Potassium Kolber Krugerands, but that’s an unfortunate acronym…

Fronkenshteen

Hippo! I’m a 20 point underdog this week. Pick 2 for FLEX spots: Ted Ginn, D. Booker, Rex Burkhead, Manny Sanders, TyMont, Tarik Cohen, Martavis B. Thank you.

Fronkenshteen

Non-PPR

Fronkenshteen

As Doris from Rego Park used to say (on WFAN), “Thank you for the time and the courtesy.”

Fronkenshteen

Going against McKinnon & Engram. Pretty sure they’re both gonna smash this week. Especially Engram.

Horatio Cornblower

Ginn is one. Boom or bust.

Fronkenshteen

I’m starting Brees, too. So hard to play in Buffalo, though. They’re like a different goddamn team there.

Fronkenshteen

Rotoworld weather report says 34 degrees at kickoff with some wind, but no precip.

DontHair

I’m really conflicted about this ND v Miami game. On one hand you’ve got sexy caltholic school girls and on the other you’ve got Miami which is just sexy when yo get past the murder and crime and Medicare fraud.

Horatio Cornblower

“Oh, you want murder? Hold my beer and get me a student assistant!”

-Brian Kelly

herodotus450

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scotchnaut

My sneaky bye-week qb pick? How about Ryan Fitzpatrick vs. a Jets D that has given up a league-high 19 TD’s through the air? Opposing qb’s have the 5th highest rating against that Jets D.

Yahoo has him projected for only 12 points but that’s whackadoodle. I’m putting him in.

herodotus450

But also I heard he’s not up to date on his Skull and Bones dues, so…

scotchnaut

“Vengeance is mine”, sayeth the Fitzpatricklord.

Fronkenshteen

McCown is playing well lately, too. I love the over in that game (43.5, up from 41).

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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SHOW ME THE MONET!!

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