Hey 2017,
So, let’s see how 2018 is unfold–
Dammit! It hasn’t even been a whole day yet!
NFL Notes:
- Friday announcements:
- Seahawks CB Justin Coleman wasn’t fined for his leap into the Sally Ann kettle during the Hawks-Cowboys game last week.
- Davante Adams signed a 4-year, $58 million extension with the Packers.
- Andrew Luck says he’ll be ready to go in 2018.
- This is delightful.
- It’s “Black Monday” and we discovered which teams value employees over expediency in who and how they got fired after the season ended.
- GONE!: (as of when I left Seattle Monday afternoon)
- Chuck Pagano
- Jack Del Rio
- John Fox
- Jim Caldwell
- ”RETIRED!”:
- Bruce Arians
- Dom Capers
- Dean Pees
- GONE!: (as of when I left Seattle Monday afternoon)
I spent New Year’s in Seattle, visiting my brother & his wife after going to the Seahawks home finale. It sure was nice of the team to suck just enough that I didn’t have to worry about buying playoff tickets this year.
I will note the guy one section over from me who had a sweet hand-carved Seahawks helmet.
It should be fun watching the Seahawks try to rebuild without imploding. I look forward to writing more scouting adventures with Pete Carroll & John Schneider.
Until then, I will entertain Twitter’s possible fates for Blair Walsh, who – if he was smart – just left the stadium in his uniform & never turned back.
Tonight’s sports:
- NBA:
- Raptors at Bucks – 7:30PM | Sportsnet
- NCAA:
- Football:
- Rose Bowl: Georgia vs. Oklahoma – 5:10PM | ESPN / TSN
MeteorSugar Bowl: Alabama vs. Clemson – 8:50PM | ESPN / TSN
- Men’s basketball:
- West Virginia at Kansas State – 5:00PM | ESPNU
- Texas at Iowa State – 7:00PM | ESPNU
- Southern at Texas Southern – 9:00PM | ESPNU
- Football:
- WWE:
- Monday Night Raw – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
- the “Road to the Rumble” begins in earnest.
- Monday Night Raw – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
It’s nice that the Sugar Bowl and the “Anyone but ‘Bama!” mantra comes today, so I can get ready for the NFL playoffs & my prayers for “ANYONE BUT THE PATRIOTS!”
Folks
Som’ you boys took the under on this game? What was the thinking there, rust?
the under? OU scores and gives up alot of points
Just like the Washington Generals, they were due!
UGa is more ground oriented, didn’t think they’d score this much this quickly.
Also figured their D would keep OU more in check. Which they have now that the under is ded, LOL.
That being said, I didn’t bet the o/u, but thought it was logical.
Maybe the Baker is concussed?
“Hey, if you don’t want to make a cake for a same-sex ceremony, just say so.”
Georgia’s pushback has got to be winding up, so OU should be able to seize some momentum here
Artist’s re-creation of OU up to this point:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi_IlII1DeE
WELL LOOGIT THIS HERE GAME IT’S A DAWG FIGHT NOW
Sony Michel says to CeeDee Lamb, “I created you! And I can destroy you!”
Ghost of Wade Phillips, “Not if I have anything to say about it!”
-excerpt from my upcoming origins-of-physical-media-college-football-crossover-themed manga
Guess OU just got to the stadium sooner than the bulldogs.
They sure as shit left sooner.
Hehehehe….Sooner.
I knew you’d get it.
woof woof
Womp womp.
But they should be getting tired soon from all that running into the endzone with the ball, right?
RIGHT??????????
Never bet on a pretender
SEC Speeeeed, back? I only read the box score, I see lots of long runs.
Sometimes the wheels don’t just fall off, they fly off.
That’s not ideal.
Time to go hit the border. Enjoy your evening, fellow Commentists.
woof woof!
hippo what say you?
UGa, if you cost me $1.1k (technically only cost $400, but still) and Hippos $2.5K….you better sure as shit bring the trophy home to Athens next week.
Uh oh. Hippo ded
What was the line?
UGa -2.5 but I think Hippo got in at +3 foar OU.
Moneyline was +120 OU, which is what I bet.
Hippo diversified ATS and ML and o/u. Which is ded the next time someone scores. So it’s ded.
This type of thing never happens in European Luge.
Depends. -2.5 UGa is what I’m seeing.
Also, the over already hit.
Yup
It’s a fallen cake. Get it? Because the Baker ain’t doing so good suddenly?
Oh fuck you guys, that’s funny.
Disapproving head shake.
Oh relax. It’s got weed in it.
Approving body shakes.
got some snacks. now i’m gonna skate to a TD and make this a game!
Go Dogs!
I hope UGa’s defense gets tired again soon.
4th and 26?
JV NFL BLITZ!
Beat ya.
I took my time on that one because I didn’t realize you were around.
3rd and 27? JV NFL BLITZ!
WVU is 12-1 (2-0), and on their longest winning streak in 29 years.
Track Suits host the Sooners, and the best player in the country, Drew Young, in Morganhole Saturday night.
O AN U NOE WCS GON DRAAAANNNKKKKKK
Boomer Sooner shot their wad too soon?
Why didn’t they go for it?
Black Monday update: Ted Thompson FIREDas Green Bay GM.
Will Captain Blue Bunny be far behind?
Not sure. In the spirit of don_t, I’m typing this from a Jack In The Box in Bellingham, WA.
you try that new 420 meal?
Go on sir, I would like to hear about such delights.
Sadly no. It wasn’t listed as an option. Went with the tried & true Ultimate Cheeseburger meal, and a Dr. Pepper.
Mike McCarthy to replace him?
Hangover was waning… just in time for stop and go traffic to make me carsick!
Gonna have to prove he can throw downfield
He’s looking very Gennon-esque suddenly.
Dammit Hippo!!!!!!
😛
That stupid goddamned kickoff
Just keep ramming that Chubb into the hole as hard and fast as you can.
Mom?
fucking fuck, you fuckstains
SIGH
this needs to be a TD drive
Full Disclosure: I’m a UGa fan…only slightly lesser than my Wolven allegiance. But if they’re gonna lose anyway, I might as well get some damned money out of it.
Yay foar smart Hippo.
horse ain’t in the barn yet (stupid kickoff muthafucka)
Georgia’s halftime plans to level the playing field?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Qq7754ZZlE
sad dog is sad. gonna get some snacks now.
hopefully 2nd half is better!
Best thing about Georgia or only good thing about Georgia?
Sad doggies aren’t a good thing. 🙁
Inorite?
– M. Vick with fingers crossed
cheerleaders are consistently to Hippo’s taste
/also Other Hippo’s!!
Georgia’s kicker wears big black glasses? What a nerd!
Rumour from PK is that the Browns GM will definitely draft the Wyoming QB. Probably because he’s already wearing a brown uniform in college.
I guess this means Rosen goes to the Giants, which is fine since they have places to get a schmear.
So that just leaves the question of Sam Darnold…which team will the latest USC qb disappoint?
I didn’t know the Wyoming qb was a senior, he won Hippo and I some good money this year.
I don’t see a great NFL QB in him, surely not right away. Super raw.
Dunno if he’s a senior, but unlike some other NFL QBs he’s coming out.
If I were them, I’d trade down for a king’s ransom and draft defense and sign a free agent QB. Might as well build a young, killer defense
He sold the SHIT out of that (Lamb)
“He sold the SHIT out of that (Lamb)”
– envious Greek butchery competitor
“Know where I can get some more of that SHIT?”
-scheisse porn production assistant
That was fucking awesome
Like pulling out a still-beating heart. Chew on that at halftime.
that was dope! reverse then throw back to the QB whos in the endzone!
dude!
NICE DAGGER
QB draw
Jump pass.
I’d be a terrible OC. Too predictable.
I would always call play action slant to TE on 3rd and goal.
I’d suck.
You’d beat the Eagles 10 out of 10 times.
You’ve got 12-13 days to work on your end-days fatalism. I appreciate the solid hustle.
Try not to fuck this up, Oklahoma.
Heh, like that’s never been said before….AMIRITE???????????
Blair Walsh doesn’t even deserve the sad Hulk walking away music
Does he deserve a project?
Sooners need to burn some clock here
Nice missed TD, dickass
Baker MAyfield looks a bit like Li’l Sweet, don’t he?
So OU is just a marketing stunt for BIG SODA?
they play the long game out there
balls, get on slack
I don’t want to see your balls on SLack.
So anyone think Gruden is just an expensive stunt to put asses in the seats like BEEF MOE was?