Hey 2017,
So, let’s see how 2018 is unfold–
Dammit! It hasn’t even been a whole day yet!
NFL Notes:
- Friday announcements:
- Seahawks CB Justin Coleman wasn’t fined for his leap into the Sally Ann kettle during the Hawks-Cowboys game last week.
- Davante Adams signed a 4-year, $58 million extension with the Packers.
- Andrew Luck says he’ll be ready to go in 2018.
- This is delightful.
- It’s “Black Monday” and we discovered which teams value employees over expediency in who and how they got fired after the season ended.
- GONE!: (as of when I left Seattle Monday afternoon)
- Chuck Pagano
- Jack Del Rio
- John Fox
- Jim Caldwell
- ”RETIRED!”:
- Bruce Arians
- Dom Capers
- Dean Pees
- GONE!: (as of when I left Seattle Monday afternoon)
I spent New Year’s in Seattle, visiting my brother & his wife after going to the Seahawks home finale. It sure was nice of the team to suck just enough that I didn’t have to worry about buying playoff tickets this year.
I will note the guy one section over from me who had a sweet hand-carved Seahawks helmet.
It should be fun watching the Seahawks try to rebuild without imploding. I look forward to writing more scouting adventures with Pete Carroll & John Schneider.
Until then, I will entertain Twitter’s possible fates for Blair Walsh, who – if he was smart – just left the stadium in his uniform & never turned back.
Tonight’s sports:
- NBA:
- Raptors at Bucks – 7:30PM | Sportsnet
- NCAA:
- Football:
- Rose Bowl: Georgia vs. Oklahoma – 5:10PM | ESPN / TSN
MeteorSugar Bowl: Alabama vs. Clemson – 8:50PM | ESPN / TSN
- Men’s basketball:
- West Virginia at Kansas State – 5:00PM | ESPNU
- Texas at Iowa State – 7:00PM | ESPNU
- Southern at Texas Southern – 9:00PM | ESPNU
- Football:
- WWE:
- Monday Night Raw – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
- the “Road to the Rumble” begins in earnest.
- Monday Night Raw – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
It’s nice that the Sugar Bowl and the “Anyone but ‘Bama!” mantra comes today, so I can get ready for the NFL playoffs & my prayers for “ANYONE BUT THE PATRIOTS!”
It’s not the wrong angle, asshole, it’s the wrong hole!
– my ex
OU really taking advantage of that field position their punter gave them.
yeah, who would have expected UGA to RUN there ,, amirite??
i’m too used to seeing a pac 12 team playing in the Rose Bowl. whatever, ill get over it!!
Disappoint, Okies.
Just as a beautiful woman leans in to kiss me at midnight on NYE i disappear out of thin air. camera cuts to me meditating luke skywalker style, floating an inch above my computer chair, where i’ve actually been gaming all night.
My son just informed me he beat a game we were both playing through (Mario Odyssey) before I did. This is the first time that has ever happened and I’m tempted to make him go to bed without dinner lest he get the impression that it’s okay to outgame his father.
My kid has been whipping my ass at gaming for so long I don’t even bother trying anymore.
I just wait until he’s gone and then I fucking wreck his K/D.
It’ll all be worth it in a few years when he convinces a girl he’s been stalking in his World of Warcraft guild to come over and I’ll get to embarrass him with stories of how he never learned to properly 360 no scope.
31-14 at the half works
You load up on this one?
Got like $720 at +1, then 500 MOAR on moneyline at +120….so net around $2,500 in a few hours if this holds. I really believed in this one.
I still can’t believe you laid that much out on one game tho.
Even my $500 moneylined was painful to click enter.
It was two passes, and I was on tilt each time. But the gut feel was strong.
I would concur.
But I still say you’re a bad influence on my otherwise pristine morality.
Ahahahahahaha… oh man, that’s a good one.
Shush you.
So Boomers special teams are not very special.
So…we can buy weed here now.
Truly a fantastic day for you.
It’s… interesting…
Boots on the Ground post re: weed-buying?
Seamus didn’t like my last Boots on the Ground suggestion, so maybe this is better.
Yes, I think that would be good. I honestly have no idea where to go though. I’m thinking this assignment has Yeah Right written all over it.
I kinda did one already in the Vegas post.
But not in detail.
Just in dispensaries?
Dispensaries, local middle schools, my mom, whatever.
dropped balls making Hippo psychotic
psyched is an understatement when I learned 2018 is the year of the dog.
The year of doggie style. Oh, it’s gonna be a GOOD year!
25 Questions?
That’s an EXCELLENT idea!
FYI, one of my New Year resolutions is to look like this by the end of the year:
Deadpool underwear again?
Wearing them now!
Underwhatnow?
Balls, every day in 2018:
Canadian? Welcome aboard!
Holy crap, Balls is
Gonna have to get
Huge
A good Baker knows you can’t overcook Lamb.
so why did this baker guy win the hiesman?
Why do I want to keep calling him Curtis?
Shit.
/mutes tv
//starts music
I just ate like 5 pounds of chorizo and eggs to start the year off healthy. I see this game has changed significantly in the last 15 minutes.
Make that first shit of 2018 COUNT
We almost had Baker on Baker crime.
Just another day at the dispensary.
Oklahoma: The giblets of America’s turkey.
Ribs ded
Not a lot of parking around the Rose Bowl that’s why the Rams don’t draw well.
Hee hee hee. Exactly.
you gonna RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!!! live Saturday nite??
I’ll find out from my buddies that have season tickets if they’re going and how much they had to pay for them.
You know you wanna! YEAH!!!
/invite some starlets, too
I’ll do it if you leave the house and go to a strip club with tWBS with your Rose Bowl winnings.
Sooners averaging like 25 yards a play. I hope UGA has some REALLY good onside kicks in their arsenal.
Yay foar new desk calendar, which is clean and currently unwritten on.
I should really shake the old one out over a pan or something tho. Probably perfectly good weed in there.
No, not joking.
.
Not watching this game, but I assume that SEC speeeed is dominating?
The Oklahoma meth seems to have the early advantage.
I have a hard time believing that you’re gonna find better speed in the SEC than you will find in any parking lot behind any fast food restaurant in Oklahoma.
/blinks nervously
Just now it did.
That’s a genuine Sorny for ya
OU defense alternates taking off series.
We’ve secretly replaced the Georgia defense with the Browns…let’s see if anyone notices.
They haven’t faced a plus QB all season. Their “test” games were TN, FL, ND, GT, Auburn x2. This was an ideal setup for Okies.
Both defenses apparently
make room on the Schooner FOAR a Hippo!!!!
The Bills and Bengals becoming friends is basically watching a Bart and Millhouse origins, right?
I was thinking more of a Pi and Richard Parker thing.
Personally I’m hoping for a ‘Bridges of Madison County’/’Brokeback Mountain’ kind of mashup.
They should DEFINITELY fuck. Just drawing it out for the buildup now.
Trump just started rooting for Georgia after deciding that the Oklahoma student in that ad just now looked sorta “Messican”.
From Bills reddit v jags
Bills fans are confident but realistic, but they do believe that Bortles is really shitty.
“they do believe that Bortles is really shitty.”
I’ll bet they also believe that the Sun is going to rise in the East tomorrow.
We are dealing with Bills fans here.
/crawled out of bed 20 minutes ago.
Hey guys, do you mind dimming the light?
Can you type a little softer?
I don’t drink on NYE as a matter of principle.
/also I have three asshole teenagers, always worried I will have to drive to the po-po station
WHAT?
on drive #3, that was Okie’s FIRST THIRD DOWN of the game
/yes Hippo expects $2,500 MOAR in his Sportsbook balance in about 3 hours. Even if the under fails spectacularly.
BOOMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
/really fucking dumb, only 4th and 2 and you try a 49-yarder FROM THE HASH??
A Baker that starts ahead of schedule….
Take it RTD!!!!!!
If you know you’re going to have to perform with a large audience watching, it’s a good idea to Chubb it up first.
At this rate they’ll hit the over by halftime.
I’m happy for Bills fans that they’ve made the playoffs, so I hope they don’t have delusions about getting past the Patriots.
They do. Head on over to Bills reddit.
Well… at least the tailgate will be fun to watch.
Did both defenses get ejected for targeting already?
Everyone knows offenses win championships PAWWWWLLL
wut say yeeeeewwwwwww???
Soooo, that under bet is looking safe early.
Yeeesh.
all bets looking….oopsie doodle
That is why I now only bet on Professional basketball in the Philippines and luge.
Come on man, skeleton or nothing!
The over is going to hit before halftime.
What was the magic number?
61.5
I tossed another bill down when it went up to 62.5. SMRT!!
BRETT VEACH: Lot of misspellings on your offseason wish list, Andy, but anyway…Matt McgLoin, Jay Cutlet, Jacoby Briskett, Baker Mayfield…how many quarterbacks are you looking to have on the roster?
ANDY REID: Those guys play quarterback too?
I bet Tracy Sprinkles is pretty high on his draft board. His torus-shaped, deep fried draft board.
Commercial Break!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1GisYGeShs
ESPNU also has K-State v. Cousinfuckers in “first one to 40 wins” hoopsball
GAMBLOR BE PRAISED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OOOOOOHHHHHHH YEAH!
Hello all, I do enjoy this Baker Mayfields fuck you attitude. Could you imagine if he played for Alabama? He would be Grayson Allen level asshole.
complete with douchebro headband! How he got away from the SEC I will never understand…
I hate Georgia but I hate Oklahoma much, much more.
“Wait. You’re telling me he’s a baker *and* he won the Heisman? I MUST HAVE HIM!”
– Andy Reid
ah repeat, BOOMER SOONER!!
So, when does the B-2 make a second pass and actually drop some ordnance on the field?
Or does it have to hit the tanker over Kansas in order to stay on time to drop a B83 on Clemson/Alabama?
the easy answer is YES but GAMBLOR requires me to choose Door #2
There’s something very wrong with gravity in Seattle apparently.
“Probably the Jews again” – Pete C.
Hey ohhhh!!!
Gary Sinise has been 50 for 30 years
Those Seattle Photoshops are awesome. I can’t wait for this year’s posts.
Holy shit so many angry reviews…
“Please stop talking!!!! Can’t hear any of the bands. You say listen in and keep talking. Perhaps your nice are still on and don’t know it? We want to hear the bands not you two. I really don’t care that you are afraid of horses.”
I saw the ads and I thought it was a mockumentary a la Best in Show. It wasn’t?