We have DJ Taj and his New Orleans Saints going up against Yeah Right and his Minnesota Vikings for the right to go to the NFC Championship Game.
Let’s go to The Tale Of The Tape!
Cooking skills: Advantage Yeah Right
Writing while on unknown substances: Advantage DJ Taj
QB: Advantage DJ Taj
RB: Advantage DJ Taj
Defense: Advantage Yeah Right
Penis size: Draw (they are brothers, after all)
Special Teams: Who cares?
FINAL VERDICT: It’s a classic unstoppable force meets the immovable object. The Saints offense versus the Vikings defense.
The Big Unknown for me is how Case Keenum will play in a Big Game. If Case turns the ball over, that will enable the Saints to work a short field and score crucial points.
The Saints defense is not that far behind the Vikings’, so this could be the key to the game.
In any case, one thing I know is that Joe Buck will be announcing with Troy Aikman, which means it’s best to watch with the sound off. Or, better yet, picture Troy trying to get Joe to show his tits for beads.
I bet you Dan Fouts would do it no problem.
Ok, that’s enough of me. To the game!
Lookin’ good for almost 100, Millie!
just breathe slow
Eek – didn’t mean it that way 🙂
How come the only Hollywood titles that aren’t based on pre-existing Intellectual property are bottom-of-the-barrel January titles?
drew might as well kill himself and get it out of the way, because the comeback starts now
Okay, so the Final Four QBs are Case Keenum, Blake Bortles, Nick Foles and Tom Brady.
♫ One of these things is not like the other ♫
Maybe Zimmer should quit losing things (players, games, etc)
His eyesight…
If you’re a cornerback it must be hard to cover Diggs cause you’re always expecting him to run a dig route.
I dig that comment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cdWNzrwqT0
Hey, Steelers fans! How ya doin’….
Oh.
Never mind.
I feel sorry for the Steelers fans for losing to Jacksonville.
But I’m in the minority. I have a feeling there is going to be a mini-baby boom in Cincinnati, with the kids named Blake, Leonard, Myles and Jackson.
Case Keenum is earning his promotion to district game manager.
Baring an epic collapse or BLEERGH manifesting himself in corporeal form to feast upon the living, Mike Zimmer will get his first playoff victory. Good for him!
Steaks marinated in a vanilla/orange vinaigrette, and sautee’d veggies.
Yes, don’t mind if I do.
I’m imagining how a Patriots-Vikings Super Bowl would likely kill Magary.
Played in Birdmurderdome, no less.
Meanwhile, on Bourbon Street:
“Nailed her!”
– Blair Walsh
She spanks the way Tawmmy blocks.
“That’s the worst parenting I’ve ever seen. Never gonna learn nothin’ if you never make contact.”
– Adrian Peterson
– tWBS
(sorry, that’s probably not funny anymore)
Personal foul. Contact to the head.
-Jeff Triplette
…and Drew begins his latest panic attack
I think it began about Wednesday.
paging Mister Winkles
“Winkles Motivational Methods, Inc. How may I direct your call?”
?ssl=1
-Blair Walsh
You’ve got that permanently copied to clipboard by now I hope. LOL.
Back to back kicker derp!
LOL 3 out of the 4 QBs next weekend are gonna be Foles, Keenum, and Bortles.
one of these things is not like the other, one of these things doesn’t belong!
Forgot about the greatest work of art of the 21st century.
Did the saints bet the Vikings today?
Oh boy. This is the path to Ol’ Wall Eyes in the NFC Championship.
Meanwhile, on Bourbon Street:
oh God, the ded punter has to hold on place kicks, too
Sup with Zimmer’s Google glasses?
It scans the crowd, and let’s him know who to bludgeon with a crowbar next.
Coach doesn’t know what you’re talking about.
Nice timeout there by Zimmer. Give yourself a chance at the Hail Mary if he misses.
Either that or masterful troll job by Zimmer to mock Case Keenum’s arm strength.
I really want to see Sean Payton lose his shit and start punching people.
That would be entertaining
Fuck da Fuck Da Eagles girl. This is wonderful.
why is Troy encouraging the idea of 3? You get a touched down or you’re boned.
Gotta fill HOURS of broadcast.
“Here come the Saints, again”
Again?
I’ll take “Phrases banned by the Catholic Church” for $600, Alex.
Too drunk to GIS, so gonna recycle this one:
I was just looking online for the big rolling toolboxes. You can drop some serious change on those bastards.
No lie. I am looking to get one and it’s crazy how expensive they get,
Like, Stormy Daniels’ silence expensive?
I’m sorry but that is the exactly one thing that I am sure I know nothing about.
You can probably find one cheap on Craigslist from some tweaker mechanic that needs the money for an eightball.
I mean, I can get a decent two piece for $200 on craigslist. But, shit, people want a grand for some (with no tools!).
I don’t want to have to put it all back together.
What do people watch on Sunday night now?
Stormy Daniels films.
The neighbors. They leave their bedroom drapes open.
Are Bruce and Matt still in great shape?
My neighbors actually are a gay couple. Great neighbors.
So, answer the question.
Actually, the gay couple that was there (real names Brett and Matt, true story) before them was objectively sexier.
“Hey guys, I’m Rikki from next door…hate to bother you, but I don’t wanna run to the store, so could I borrow a cup of lube? Rhubarb-flavored if you have it.”
ahem….where’s the “u” buddy-guy?
Golf and hawkey. I’ll show myself out.
I agree on the hockey. Bet $100 on the Rangers at 18-1 to win the cup when I was in Vegas.
paint dry
Whatever the wife says as I have spent the day watching football.
If I were the Wizard I’d give him the Bubonic Plague.
Why doesn’t the wizard just take over? Lazy wizard.
“He doesn’t look lazy to us.”
– NFL scouts
“I bet his mom isn’t even a whore!”
He’s already drinking warm Bud Light.
The Throne Room was the Pit of Misery all along!
George RR Martin watched these commercials and thought, “a world where even kings are forced to drink Bud Light and think it’s good? That’s way too dark.”
I’d turn him into an otter.
Back from the West coast. Fuck the cold.
you bring back any goodies?
If by goodies you mean lemons and pork pate, then yes.
[stares longingly out window at icicle]
Yeah, fuck the cold…
THESE REFEREES I CALL THEM BARBARA BUSH IN THAT EPISODE OF THE SIMPSONS BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT GETTING INVOLVED, GEORGE.
It was nice when she toured the Superdome and empathized with the poor people*.
*Did not happen
I liked when she built all those houses for the homeless.
/not
I think it was the Astrodome…
“And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this, this is working very well for them.”
Shit, you’re right, my bad. What a cunty display of inhumanity.
Um, hitting the guy before the ball gets there is interference.
Oh man. Have I been missing Breesus picks while making cheesesteaks?
Are homemade cheesesteaks better than what I get at the cheesesteak store?
It is once you move to the midwest.
Yes, if they are made exactly the way you like them.
“No. Now get back to work.”
– Andy Reid
[Door Bursts Open]
Andy Reid: Did someone say Cheesesteaks?
Whatever happened to the Norm MacDonald Colonel Sanders? Too edgy?
They cloned him, deep fried the two of them, put a Rob Riggle Col. in between them and put it up for sale.
The Double Down was a good meat amalgum, no matter how many years it shaved off my life.
yea.
I think the plan from the beginning was to change them constantly
Afternoon, everybody.
Watching sports while sober is weird. Not sure I like it.
Yeah – I’m just too cold to do anything else (just had to turn up the heat to 73).
That’s fucked up. We got our fire-startin’ Santa Ana Winds and 80 degrees.
Simple formula for N’Awlins – you don’t punt the rest of the game. Period.
“Not punting in a playoff game does NOT guarantee a win.”
– Kansas City Chiefs
I thought it was…
1) Flood out all the, um, undesirables.
2) Get sympathy
3) Championship
PUNCH IT!
(or bomb to end zone)
put ’em to the sword
Have some balls, go!
Manti Teo continuing to honor Lennay Kekua with that play.
Glad they didn’t flag that.
Woah, I thought Bud Grant was dead?
So did he.
He got better
That reminds me, I need to buy a woodland camo team hat.
So I had a great time Jaggin’ off earlier; in unrelated news, who won the early game?
The inevitable Vikings meltdown at the end of this game is going to be devastating.
That only happens outdoors.
You’re a week early.
Drew’s already sharpening his knives.
flicked it
It’s pretty impressive to tip that ball while the NO OL is giving you the Heimlich.