We have DJ Taj and his New Orleans Saints going up against Yeah Right and his Minnesota Vikings for the right to go to the NFC Championship Game.
Let’s go to The Tale Of The Tape!
Cooking skills: Advantage Yeah Right
Writing while on unknown substances: Advantage DJ Taj
QB: Advantage DJ Taj
RB: Advantage DJ Taj
Defense: Advantage Yeah Right
Penis size: Draw (they are brothers, after all)
Special Teams: Who cares?
FINAL VERDICT: It’s a classic unstoppable force meets the immovable object. The Saints offense versus the Vikings defense.
The Big Unknown for me is how Case Keenum will play in a Big Game. If Case turns the ball over, that will enable the Saints to work a short field and score crucial points.
The Saints defense is not that far behind the Vikings’, so this could be the key to the game.
In any case, one thing I know is that Joe Buck will be announcing with Troy Aikman, which means it’s best to watch with the sound off. Or, better yet, picture Troy trying to get Joe to show his tits for beads.
I bet you Dan Fouts would do it no problem.
Ok, that’s enough of me. To the game!
Huh. The recap didn’t include the refs ignoring the obvious PI on the Saints right before that crucial blocked punt. It’s almost like the NFL would like you to ignore how dreadfully incompetent their officials are.
i bet sean peyton is like…. what would Bill Belicheck do right now?
Go for it, Payton!
They ruled that a catch? Nice to see you Travestius.
all things considered, they’d rather give up the 4 yards and get the timeout back
Then maybe we shall see Kai Pond from 67 or sommet
ok, Lionel Hutz, time to earn your contingency fee!
No, money down!
I want to root for the Saints here, but Sean Payton’s glasses make me think he killed my grandmother and stole her spectacles
Hahahahaha
Get out of my head
Loves Payton’s old lady glasses
Shan’klor gon’ fuck me.
Just you watch.
shhhhhhh
Take it like a man.
Just relax. It will be over quickly
NAWT A CATCH!!!! Or maybe it is. I fucking give up entirely on figuring out what the fuck a catch even is anymore.
Is there a medic at the right household? I don’t if yeah will need for aneurysm, or Taj for getting punched in face.
It was always curious why Snead got so marginalized this season.
Vikings times out?
sad case keenan is SAD!
Did that ball touch the ground there?
Shhhhhhhhh
bahahaha
Sneeeeeeeed!!!!!!
am ok with the Saints killing the Eagles.
However this playoff run ends, Keenum has earned himself a Massive Paycheck from some NFL team
The Jets will sign him for $400 million over ten years .
LOL!
I have no stake in the Jets future, so I sincerely hopes he finds that level of success.
Lessee, he’s 29 now, so… that sounds about right.
Lionel Lutz is kicking
Well. At least we’ll have one team that can beat the Patriots in the NFC game.
Love him or hate him, Brees is as good a clutch QB as they get.
Who hates Brees? After all he’s done for mankind?
These are CLEARLY the 2 best squadrons
RIP SKOL
This is why I didn’t want to see Breesus against the Eagles.
outdoors, he is neutralized.
I forgot snead still played there.
So did the Vikings secondary
Snead, redemption!
He better at teh catching than teh throwing.
Jeebus. I get playing the sidelines but they’re giving you the fucking middle and you still have a timeout FFS!!!!!
I would love an unsportsmanlike penalty to be called when any player asks for a flag. Call it the fuck Tom Brady rule.
let Snead throw it
I know it’s in fashion to bash Keenum, but considering the pressure that’s been put on him, he has stepped up at an incredible level. And that’s coming from a Packers fan.
Credit where credit is due. No more, no less.
they need to bring Kamara back in and run a draw
How to cover 101.
Wow, who’da thunk I’d be cheering for Ginn. Like, EVAR???
Gin maybe.
Hehehehe…that was good.
brees is going to be in the hall of fame right?
this drive should help make that happen….
He’s a QB and popular with the media, so yes.
Man, GINN. FUCKING GINN has been money today.
Remember when he was a top ten draft pick and people were all screaming “Nooooo!!” as he was picked?
dont spoil it!
Dear Troy and Joe,
If both coaches are happy in this scenario, THEN ONE OF THEM IS WRONG
Hopefully Brees didn’t drink any Nyquil thinking the game was over before.
“What a job by Case Keenum!”
Troy, I love you, (no homo), but shut the fuck up. He got unbelievably lucky on the Thelen throw and he tossed at least two passes that could easily have been picked off. If the Vikings win this it is not going to be because of Keenum.
I love Troy no hetero!
-Skip Bayless
Onside kick here?
Surprise onside! Come on! DO IT
Dammit
That would have been awesome.
So… we meet again.
Plenty of time for Kamara to save my scrilla.
Kai Forbath for Payton Award: he saved so many Vikes fans’ lives tonight.
Drew Brees still has a lot of time. This ain’t over.
Too bad for the Saints that they pissed away two timeouts on those stupid challenges.
THE NARRATIVE… wait, flipped?
Now, if Lionel Hutz matches, I win all my bets as even the over hits!
Brees is going to win this. too much time left.
SKOL!!!!!
a minute and a half is time enough for Brees to throw for 300 yards.
He only would have missed that if it were with no time on the clock.