LAST CALL! Pats – Iggles #SB52 Open Thread

Well well… WELL. This being a Sunday afternoon, Hate Week is no more.

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And yet, the Patriots are in the Super Bowl, again. No. 1 seed in the AFC against the Iggles, No. 1 seed in the NFC. Philadelphia is riding a weekend high, after the Hall of Fame selection of Brian Dawkins. And Terrell Owens; say what you will about T.O. (there’s plenty). The guy balled.

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That was back in Super Bowl XXwhatever. This time around, Philadelphia has a damn fine roster, notably better than New England’s—in most positions. The one really at stake, well…

Tron Brady: what has NOT being said about him? I heard talk about his career thoroughly eclipsing those of all-time NFL greats, to the point that Brady’s true peers are in other sports—like Gordie Howe, Michael Jordan, or Barry Bonds.

The coaching: what has not being said about Bill Belichick. His assistants have been living the life, getting the Pats to the Super Bowl while being the presumptive new head coaches of the Clots (Josh McDaniels) and Loins (Matt Patricia). Losing to this Eagles team will not hurt their bona fides.

On the Philly sideline, QB coach John DeFilippo has gotten interest from several teams. Super Bowl host Minnesota needs a new offensive coordinator, so DeFlip can’t ask for a better Pro Day. The way Foles stepped aside around the pocket against the Vikings D in the last game bodes well for the coach and QB.

The focus on the Eagles has been on making a game plan that Nick Foles would execute without difficulty, putting success in the hands of Agholor, Ajayi, Blount, Ertz, and Jeffrey. They good. Shit, even Torrey Smith can still force a defense to account for him. So Foles has options, but the question remains: what will he do when confronted with the chance to audible?

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Eagles defensive coordinator Jim Schwartz, this guy,

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has also been updating his résumé. He’s got a dynamite roster too, including Chris Long—who won the Super Bowl last year with New England. With LeGarrette Blount providing the debriefing for the Pats offense, I’d say the Iggles got prettay, prettay good mojo going into the game. A shame it’s played in the Birdmurderdome.

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So the NFC aviary has been owned in Super Bowls of late, with the Pats doing most of the damage. Big deal. I think the Eagles break the hex, 27-24, and the promise of a New Era will carry us through the goddamn offseason.

Then again, this is New England. Any HATAHs might wanna try something stronger than alcohol.

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Last day of the season! Let it out.

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Doktor Zymm

Behind schedule, but about to switch to gin. Seems like a good time, I won’t remember the bits where the Pats take the lead and win

Mr. Ayo

SMRT

theeWeeBabySeamus

You could have made that a poem if you’d tried harder.

Doktor Zymm

Damn! You’re right!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

THIS PATS DEFENSE I CALL THEM THE BRITISH LABOUR PARTY BECAUSE THEY CAN’T STOP TORY/TORREY

Gratliff

Can feel that blood pressure rising the longer this goes

So by 2020 effective pass defense will be illegal right?

Horatio Cornblower

Yeah. “by” 2020.

Mr. Ayo

So, team with the ball last wins?

Brocky

Well, assuming one team will be throwing a hail mary or the other one will be taking a knee, yes the last team to hold the ball may in fact win

scotchnaut

I’m willing to say that the Pats secondary is also ass.

Horatio Cornblower

It’s almost like Butler might make a difference.

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Score Update:
PHI 29 – 26 NE
03:23 3Q

This game has a 32.99% chance of ending in Scorigami.
Most likely Scorigami: 36-29 (5.17%)

WhyEaglesWhy

36-29 seems more normal than that.

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You’d think!

Mr. Ayo

The only acceptable Scorigami requires PHI winning

clint greasewood

Brady is juicing.

Horatio Cornblower

Water wet, Sun bright.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

No fruit juice

Senor Weaselo

That’s Eli.

Brocky

God how hilarious would it be if brady caught popped for ped use

WhyEaglesWhy

Oh good, Wiz is back in

Dick E. Phuck
ThePirateSloth

This game is certainly causing me to drink

herodotus450

By my count this is the FOURTH time there has been a commercial-1 play-commercial sequence. 3 for kickoffs, once for an extra point after a reviewde touch down.

herodotus450

And still a full quarter and more to go!

Redshirt

NFLN is airing the Radio Broadcast? So long! Enjoy Al and Cris!

Petronel

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King Hippo

seeing that flag, u noe, they’s P*ts fans

herodotus450

[joke about getting shipped to the Eastern Front and almost certainly dying of frostbite or starvation]
[canned laughter]
But nooooo, our current culture is amoral.

Brick Meathook

Ahh, the harsh winter sunlight of Northern Silesia/Culver City

litre_cola

It is 2018. Trump will win. P*ts win.Darkest timeline.

WhyEaglesWhy

HOLD STRONG

Brocky

Are football games decided by the electoral college?

Dick E. Phuck

“Floyd Mayweather? I wonder who he’s rooting for?”
-No one

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This all ends with Donovan McNabb puking on the field.

King Hippo

22 April for Westworld. One might call this a reason to live? The Americans is back late March, too.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Better Call Saul should be back soon, too.

yeah right

So is John Legend Judas? Now I would watch that.

Brick Meathook

HARVEY KEITEL = BEST JUDAS EVER

LemonJello

Alice Cooper in the title role?

Redshirt

Hey! The celebs are at the Super Bowl! Where are the fans?

Oh, right.

scotchnaut

I’m going to be fat tomorrow.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Way ahead of you.

clint greasewood

Is this the Sixers vs the Celtics?

herodotus450

Who could POSSIBLY be watching the super bowl but not understand what’s going on until they are told “it’s like fast break basketball”?

Brocky

Had a roommate from china in college. Adapted to American culture real well, but could not undersrand a lick of American football.

That guy knew more about the nba than any american i evee met though

herodotus450

Hmmm, checks out, nfl is interested in whoring itself out to overseas.

Brick Meathook

I guess Tawmy is sleeping with Hogan tonight. Sorry Gronk.

yeah right

Oh look, Avengers part 43.

Horatio Cornblower

Now with 30% more Groot!

Spur

The Refs will not go silently into the night RAGE! RAGE! Rage against Philly having anything nice.

Mr. Ayo

No more babies missing limbs please!

Dick E. Phuck

The Eagles secondary are the best in the league at letting mid-level white wide receivers run down the field unopposed.

WhyEaglesWhy

I’m not a slim man. My heart can’t take this.

herodotus450

HoooGAAAAAANNNNN!!

yeah right

Giselle is tanked.

Pass defense is such a blase concept isn’t.

LemonJello

Collinsworth in full-on “Fellate the P*triots” mode.

Senor Weaselo

Basketball reference, another drink!

ThePirateSloth

No no no no. No Attack of the Grits. No no FUCK YOU

Horatio Cornblower

Once again, Eagles secondary is ass.

litre_cola

I believe that imaginary Jerome Brown said that in the DFO season preview.

WhyEaglesWhy

And it came true on his birthday.

scotchnaut

And not in a Beyonce way.

Gratliff

jeeeesus

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Aren’t the Eagles supposed to have a good defense?

King Hippo

Used it all up v. Minny, I guess

scotchnaut

I heard someone say that the Pats have an above-average offense.

Gratliff

Whenever a team has the Patriots down by double-digits in the Super Bowl the broadcast should repeatedly cut in to Matt Ryan like he's Mike Pereira explaining a call.

— Down Goes Brown (@DownGoesBrown) February 5, 2018

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Gratliff

Whatever else is happening, Eagles are throwing some hits

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yep. If the Pats come back, they’ll have to earn it the hard way fo’ sho’.

litre_cola

Atlanta Falcons comparison. Fuck you Cris!

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Rare score chances… rising…

Score Update:
PHI 29 – 19 NE
06:37 3Q

This game has a 34.67% chance of ending in Scorigami.
Most likely Scorigami: 32-19 (2.81%)

theeWeeBabySeamus
Claymaker

In totally unrelated news, I just got the Steam achievement ‘Basileus’ in Europa Universalis IV for totally controlling Greece and Anatolia as Byzantium.

Also Bell’s Two-Hearted is FINALLY in my local supermarket in Houston so life is good.

LemonJello

Gronk doing his best EPL flop imitation.

Brocky

Its appropriate that gronk is such a wrestling fan, because he sells like scott hall taking a stunner

Brocky

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ThePirateSloth

FUCK YOU

Gratliff

FACK YOU

Mr. Ayo

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scotchnaut

Chris would have called that incomplete. No one gives a diddly-fuck about your opinion, Chris.

Mr. Ayo

Why is he personally offended about that call?

WhyEaglesWhy

If I’m being honest, i would have called that incomplete. But I am not ashamed.

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