Well well… WELL. This being a Sunday afternoon, Hate Week is no more.
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And yet, the Patriots are in the Super Bowl, again. No. 1 seed in the AFC against the Iggles, No. 1 seed in the NFC. Philadelphia is riding a weekend high, after the Hall of Fame selection of Brian Dawkins. And Terrell Owens; say what you will about T.O. (there’s plenty). The guy balled.
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That was back in Super Bowl XXwhatever. This time around, Philadelphia has a damn fine roster, notably better than New England’s—in most positions. The one really at stake, well…
Tron Brady: what has NOT being said about him? I heard talk about his career thoroughly eclipsing those of all-time NFL greats, to the point that Brady’s true peers are in other sports—like Gordie Howe, Michael Jordan, or Barry Bonds.
The coaching: what has not being said about Bill Belichick. His assistants have been living the life, getting the Pats to the Super Bowl while being the presumptive new head coaches of the Clots (Josh McDaniels) and Loins (Matt Patricia). Losing to this Eagles team will not hurt their bona fides.
On the Philly sideline, QB coach John DeFilippo has gotten interest from several teams. Super Bowl host Minnesota needs a new offensive coordinator, so DeFlip can’t ask for a better Pro Day. The way Foles stepped aside around the pocket against the Vikings D in the last game bodes well for the coach and QB.
The focus on the Eagles has been on making a game plan that Nick Foles would execute without difficulty, putting success in the hands of Agholor, Ajayi, Blount, Ertz, and Jeffrey. They good. Shit, even Torrey Smith can still force a defense to account for him. So Foles has options, but the question remains: what will he do when confronted with the chance to audible?
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Eagles defensive coordinator Jim Schwartz, this guy,
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has also been updating his résumé. He’s got a dynamite roster too, including Chris Long—who won the Super Bowl last year with New England. With LeGarrette Blount providing the debriefing for the Pats offense, I’d say the Iggles got prettay, prettay good mojo going into the game. A shame it’s played in the Birdmurderdome.
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So the NFC aviary has been owned in Super Bowls of late, with the Pats doing most of the damage. Big deal. I think the Eagles break the hex, 27-24, and the promise of a New Era will carry us through the goddamn offseason.
Then again, this is New England. Any HATAHs might wanna try something stronger than alcohol.
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Last day of the season! Let it out.
Behind schedule, but about to switch to gin. Seems like a good time, I won’t remember the bits where the Pats take the lead and win
SMRT
You could have made that a poem if you’d tried harder.
Damn! You’re right!
THIS PATS DEFENSE I CALL THEM THE BRITISH LABOUR PARTY BECAUSE THEY CAN’T STOP TORY/TORREY
Can feel that blood pressure rising the longer this goes
So by 2020 effective pass defense will be illegal right?
Yeah. “by” 2020.
So, team with the ball last wins?
Well, assuming one team will be throwing a hail mary or the other one will be taking a knee, yes the last team to hold the ball may in fact win
I’m willing to say that the Pats secondary is also ass.
It’s almost like Butler might make a difference.
Score Update:
PHI 29 – 26 NE
03:23 3Q
This game has a 32.99% chance of ending in Scorigami.
Most likely Scorigami: 36-29 (5.17%)
36-29 seems more normal than that.
You’d think!
The only acceptable Scorigami requires PHI winning
Brady is juicing.
Water wet, Sun bright.
No fruit juice
That’s Eli.
God how hilarious would it be if brady caught popped for ped use
Oh good, Wiz is back in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2nLiVo74IQ
This game is certainly causing me to drink
By my count this is the FOURTH time there has been a commercial-1 play-commercial sequence. 3 for kickoffs, once for an extra point after a reviewde touch down.
And still a full quarter and more to go!
NFLN is airing the Radio Broadcast? So long! Enjoy Al and Cris!
seeing that flag, u noe, they’s P*ts fans
[joke about getting shipped to the Eastern Front and almost certainly dying of frostbite or starvation]
[canned laughter]
But nooooo, our current culture is amoral.
Ahh, the harsh winter sunlight of Northern Silesia/Culver City
It is 2018. Trump will win. P*ts win.Darkest timeline.
HOLD STRONG
Are football games decided by the electoral college?
“Floyd Mayweather? I wonder who he’s rooting for?”
-No one
This all ends with Donovan McNabb puking on the field.
22 April for Westworld. One might call this a reason to live? The Americans is back late March, too.
Better Call Saul should be back soon, too.
So is John Legend Judas? Now I would watch that.
HARVEY KEITEL = BEST JUDAS EVER
Alice Cooper in the title role?
Hey! The celebs are at the Super Bowl! Where are the fans?
Oh, right.
I’m going to be fat tomorrow.
Way ahead of you.
Is this the Sixers vs the Celtics?
Who could POSSIBLY be watching the super bowl but not understand what’s going on until they are told “it’s like fast break basketball”?
Had a roommate from china in college. Adapted to American culture real well, but could not undersrand a lick of American football.
That guy knew more about the nba than any american i evee met though
Hmmm, checks out, nfl is interested in whoring itself out to overseas.
I guess Tawmy is sleeping with Hogan tonight. Sorry Gronk.
Oh look, Avengers part 43.
Now with 30% more Groot!
The Refs will not go silently into the night RAGE! RAGE! Rage against Philly having anything nice.
No more babies missing limbs please!
The Eagles secondary are the best in the league at letting mid-level white wide receivers run down the field unopposed.
https://youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=sz0VFa_4JwM
I’m not a slim man. My heart can’t take this.
HoooGAAAAAANNNNN!!
Giselle is tanked.
Pass defense is such a blase concept isn’t.
Collinsworth in full-on “Fellate the P*triots” mode.
Basketball reference, another drink!
No no no no. No Attack of the Grits. No no FUCK YOU
Once again, Eagles secondary is ass.
I believe that imaginary Jerome Brown said that in the DFO season preview.
And it came true on his birthday.
And not in a Beyonce way.
jeeeesus
Aren’t the Eagles supposed to have a good defense?
Used it all up v. Minny, I guess
I heard someone say that the Pats have an above-average offense.
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Whatever else is happening, Eagles are throwing some hits
Yep. If the Pats come back, they’ll have to earn it the hard way fo’ sho’.
Atlanta Falcons comparison. Fuck you Cris!
Rare score chances… rising…
Score Update:
PHI 29 – 19 NE
06:37 3Q
This game has a 34.67% chance of ending in Scorigami.
Most likely Scorigami: 32-19 (2.81%)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_asNhzXq72w
In totally unrelated news, I just got the Steam achievement ‘Basileus’ in Europa Universalis IV for totally controlling Greece and Anatolia as Byzantium.
Also Bell’s Two-Hearted is FINALLY in my local supermarket in Houston so life is good.
Gronk doing his best EPL flop imitation.
Its appropriate that gronk is such a wrestling fan, because he sells like scott hall taking a stunner
FUCK YOU
FACK YOU
Chris would have called that incomplete. No one gives a diddly-fuck about your opinion, Chris.
Why is he personally offended about that call?
If I’m being honest, i would have called that incomplete. But I am not ashamed.