Well well… WELL. This being a Sunday afternoon, Hate Week is no more.
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And yet, the Patriots are in the Super Bowl, again. No. 1 seed in the AFC against the Iggles, No. 1 seed in the NFC. Philadelphia is riding a weekend high, after the Hall of Fame selection of Brian Dawkins. And Terrell Owens; say what you will about T.O. (there’s plenty). The guy balled.
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That was back in Super Bowl XXwhatever. This time around, Philadelphia has a damn fine roster, notably better than New England’s—in most positions. The one really at stake, well…
Tron Brady: what has NOT being said about him? I heard talk about his career thoroughly eclipsing those of all-time NFL greats, to the point that Brady’s true peers are in other sports—like Gordie Howe, Michael Jordan, or Barry Bonds.
The coaching: what has not being said about Bill Belichick. His assistants have been living the life, getting the Pats to the Super Bowl while being the presumptive new head coaches of the Clots (Josh McDaniels) and Loins (Matt Patricia). Losing to this Eagles team will not hurt their bona fides.
On the Philly sideline, QB coach John DeFilippo has gotten interest from several teams. Super Bowl host Minnesota needs a new offensive coordinator, so DeFlip can’t ask for a better Pro Day. The way Foles stepped aside around the pocket against the Vikings D in the last game bodes well for the coach and QB.
The focus on the Eagles has been on making a game plan that Nick Foles would execute without difficulty, putting success in the hands of Agholor, Ajayi, Blount, Ertz, and Jeffrey. They good. Shit, even Torrey Smith can still force a defense to account for him. So Foles has options, but the question remains: what will he do when confronted with the chance to audible?
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Eagles defensive coordinator Jim Schwartz, this guy,
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has also been updating his résumé. He’s got a dynamite roster too, including Chris Long—who won the Super Bowl last year with New England. With LeGarrette Blount providing the debriefing for the Pats offense, I’d say the Iggles got prettay, prettay good mojo going into the game. A shame it’s played in the Birdmurderdome.
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So the NFC aviary has been owned in Super Bowls of late, with the Pats doing most of the damage. Big deal. I think the Eagles break the hex, 27-24, and the promise of a New Era will carry us through the goddamn offseason.
Then again, this is New England. Any HATAHs might wanna try something stronger than alcohol.
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Last day of the season! Let it out.
FOOTBALL IS GOOD FOR 2 MORE MINUTES
if you’re a Pats fan you want that a TD.
Faith in the NFL restored.
Fuck you Cris. Eat shit and die.
Finally
He caught it and he as running with it!
On the plus side, a catch/no-catch call requiring a 20 minute long explanation of the the Byzantine rule book that clinches a Pats win is probably as close to hell on Earth as Goodell could get.
Play ends when he crosses the plane. The end.
ALL THIS
I am losing it
You guys, I hate the NFL.
Better stay a fucking catch
a) had control when crossing the plane. b) who the fuck cares after that? c) if this is overturned, Imma gonna do so many shots bitching about this when I’m in Philly next couple weeks
If this is not a catch, the entire city of philly is gonna burn down, isn’t it?
Please Cris choke on your own tongue.
Football is stupid
We’re all stupid
I’m very drunk
What was the call on the field?
For real though, that is clearly a catch and TD.
I HATE THIS FUCKING RULE
1,2,3, jump. What the fuck do you guys want?
I’ve never wanted to punch a commentator before tonight. Good job, Cris.
This will all end badly.
This will all end badly.
This will all end badly.
This will all end badly.
This will all end badly.
Should be TD?
THAT’S A FUCKING TD!
Let’s not have it count. Eat the clock!
There’s some logic to this.
Fuck Cris with Bea Arthur’s dick.
This is not a catch thingy. He crossed the the line with possession.
If this gets overturned, there aren’t enough cops in the world for Philly tonight.
after review…Touchdown Pats
Three steps and a lunge. Exactly what the fuck is a football move these days?
Well, he has control, he makes a football move, he breaks the plane and then the ball pops out.
So I’m gonna go ahead and call it an incomplete pass.
If that’s not a football move i don’t know what is
I am fucking murederous
ahahahahaha we can’t enjoy anything can we?
He recovered his own fumble…TD!!!
OH FUCKING SHIT ASS FUCK THAT WAS AMAZING
Really
Cris you moron, he crossed the plane of the goal line.
BLURFDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That’s way more definitive than the last one.
Oh, good, Cris thinks we can reevaluate what a catch is again.
THAT COUNTS MOTHERFUCKERS
And now, Is It a Catch Part 2?
Oh that has to Ertz New England amirite?
/giant hook hauls Horatio off to Hades
It’s just a quiet night with him and Persephone watching Bleergh do his work.
♫ What is catch? / Baby don’t hurt me / Don’t hurt me / No more. ♫
Catch
Everybody does hate Chris life imitates art
Oh jesus here we fucking go
OH GOD NO DON’T MAKE ME PONDER WHAT IS CATCH
ZACK MFFING ERTSZKJ: ALSKFJA:LSKJF:ALKJASF