LAST CALL! Pats – Iggles #SB52 Open Thread

Well well… WELL. This being a Sunday afternoon, Hate Week is no more.

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And yet, the Patriots are in the Super Bowl, again. No. 1 seed in the AFC against the Iggles, No. 1 seed in the NFC. Philadelphia is riding a weekend high, after the Hall of Fame selection of Brian Dawkins. And Terrell Owens; say what you will about T.O. (there’s plenty). The guy balled.

John Clayton, 2/6/05 via espn.com

That was back in Super Bowl XXwhatever. This time around, Philadelphia has a damn fine roster, notably better than New England’s—in most positions. The one really at stake, well…

Tron Brady: what has NOT being said about him? I heard talk about his career thoroughly eclipsing those of all-time NFL greats, to the point that Brady’s true peers are in other sports—like Gordie Howe, Michael Jordan, or Barry Bonds.

The coaching: what has not being said about Bill Belichick. His assistants have been living the life, getting the Pats to the Super Bowl while being the presumptive new head coaches of the Clots (Josh McDaniels) and Loins (Matt Patricia). Losing to this Eagles team will not hurt their bona fides.

On the Philly sideline, QB coach John DeFilippo has gotten interest from several teams. Super Bowl host Minnesota needs a new offensive coordinator, so DeFlip can’t ask for a better Pro Day. The way Foles stepped aside around the pocket against the Vikings D in the last game bodes well for the coach and QB.

The focus on the Eagles has been on making a game plan that Nick Foles would execute without difficulty, putting success in the hands of Agholor, Ajayi, Blount, Ertz, and Jeffrey. They good. Shit, even Torrey Smith can still force a defense to account for him. So Foles has options, but the question remains: what will he do when confronted with the chance to audible?

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Eagles defensive coordinator Jim Schwartz, this guy,

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has also been updating his résumé. He’s got a dynamite roster too, including Chris Long—who won the Super Bowl last year with New England. With LeGarrette Blount providing the debriefing for the Pats offense, I’d say the Iggles got prettay, prettay good mojo going into the game. A shame it’s played in the Birdmurderdome.

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So the NFC aviary has been owned in Super Bowls of late, with the Pats doing most of the damage. Big deal. I think the Eagles break the hex, 27-24, and the promise of a New Era will carry us through the goddamn offseason.

Then again, this is New England. Any HATAHs might wanna try something stronger than alcohol.

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Last day of the season! Let it out.

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Gratliff

FOOTBALL IS GOOD FOR 2 MORE MINUTES

Spur

if you’re a Pats fan you want that a TD.

Romonobyl

Faith in the NFL restored.

Horatio Cornblower

Fuck you Cris. Eat shit and die.

Dick E. Phuck

Finally

Fronkenshteen

He caught it and he as running with it!

Claymaker

On the plus side, a catch/no-catch call requiring a 20 minute long explanation of the the Byzantine rule book that clinches a Pats win is probably as close to hell on Earth as Goodell could get.

makeitsnowondem

Play ends when he crosses the plane. The end.

Doktor Zymm

ALL THIS

litre_cola

I am losing it

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You guys, I hate the NFL.

Brocky

Better stay a fucking catch

Redshirt

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Doktor Zymm

a) had control when crossing the plane. b) who the fuck cares after that? c) if this is overturned, Imma gonna do so many shots bitching about this when I’m in Philly next couple weeks

ThePirateSloth

If this is not a catch, the entire city of philly is gonna burn down, isn’t it?

Romonobyl

Please Cris choke on your own tongue.

Mother Puncher

Football is stupid
We’re all stupid
I’m very drunk

WhyEaglesWhy

What was the call on the field?

Horatio Cornblower

For real though, that is clearly a catch and TD.

WhyEaglesWhy

I HATE THIS FUCKING RULE

Gratliff

1,2,3, jump. What the fuck do you guys want?

Dick E. Phuck

I’ve never wanted to punch a commentator before tonight. Good job, Cris.

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This will all end badly.
This will all end badly.
This will all end badly.
This will all end badly.
This will all end badly.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Should be TD?

Mr. Ayo

THAT’S A FUCKING TD!

Wakezilla

Let’s not have it count. Eat the clock!

Horatio Cornblower

There’s some logic to this.

LemonJello

Fuck Cris with Bea Arthur’s dick.

scotchnaut

This is not a catch thingy. He crossed the the line with possession.

Petronel

If this gets overturned, there aren’t enough cops in the world for Philly tonight.

Spur

after review…Touchdown Pats

Gratliff

Three steps and a lunge. Exactly what the fuck is a football move these days?

Horatio Cornblower

Well, he has control, he makes a football move, he breaks the plane and then the ball pops out.

So I’m gonna go ahead and call it an incomplete pass.

Trevor Semen

If that’s not a football move i don’t know what is

litre_cola

I am fucking murederous

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ahahahahaha we can’t enjoy anything can we?

Romonobyl

He recovered his own fumble…TD!!!

ThePirateSloth

OH FUCKING SHIT ASS FUCK THAT WAS AMAZING

Really

Dick E. Phuck

Cris you moron, he crossed the plane of the goal line.

scotchnaut

BLURFDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Claymaker

That’s way more definitive than the last one.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Oh, good, Cris thinks we can reevaluate what a catch is again.

WhyEaglesWhy

THAT COUNTS MOTHERFUCKERS

Senor Weaselo

And now, Is It a Catch Part 2?

Horatio Cornblower

Oh that has to Ertz New England amirite?

/giant hook hauls Horatio off to Hades

Senor Weaselo

It’s just a quiet night with him and Persephone watching Bleergh do his work.

Redshirt

♫ What is catch? / Baby don’t hurt me / Don’t hurt me / No more. ♫

Brocky

Catch

Gatoraids

Everybody does hate Chris life imitates art

litre_cola

Oh jesus here we fucking go

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OH GOD NO DON’T MAKE ME PONDER WHAT IS CATCH

Gratliff

ZACK MFFING ERTSZKJ: ALSKFJA:LSKJF:ALKJASF

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