Well well… WELL. This being a Sunday afternoon, Hate Week is no more.
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And yet, the Patriots are in the Super Bowl, again. No. 1 seed in the AFC against the Iggles, No. 1 seed in the NFC. Philadelphia is riding a weekend high, after the Hall of Fame selection of Brian Dawkins. And Terrell Owens; say what you will about T.O. (there’s plenty). The guy balled.
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That was back in Super Bowl XXwhatever. This time around, Philadelphia has a damn fine roster, notably better than New England’s—in most positions. The one really at stake, well…
Tron Brady: what has NOT being said about him? I heard talk about his career thoroughly eclipsing those of all-time NFL greats, to the point that Brady’s true peers are in other sports—like Gordie Howe, Michael Jordan, or Barry Bonds.
The coaching: what has not being said about Bill Belichick. His assistants have been living the life, getting the Pats to the Super Bowl while being the presumptive new head coaches of the Clots (Josh McDaniels) and Loins (Matt Patricia). Losing to this Eagles team will not hurt their bona fides.
On the Philly sideline, QB coach John DeFilippo has gotten interest from several teams. Super Bowl host Minnesota needs a new offensive coordinator, so DeFlip can’t ask for a better Pro Day. The way Foles stepped aside around the pocket against the Vikings D in the last game bodes well for the coach and QB.
The focus on the Eagles has been on making a game plan that Nick Foles would execute without difficulty, putting success in the hands of Agholor, Ajayi, Blount, Ertz, and Jeffrey. They good. Shit, even Torrey Smith can still force a defense to account for him. So Foles has options, but the question remains: what will he do when confronted with the chance to audible?
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Eagles defensive coordinator Jim Schwartz, this guy,
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has also been updating his résumé. He’s got a dynamite roster too, including Chris Long—who won the Super Bowl last year with New England. With LeGarrette Blount providing the debriefing for the Pats offense, I’d say the Iggles got prettay, prettay good mojo going into the game. A shame it’s played in the Birdmurderdome.
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So the NFC aviary has been owned in Super Bowls of late, with the Pats doing most of the damage. Big deal. I think the Eagles break the hex, 27-24, and the promise of a New Era will carry us through the goddamn offseason.
Then again, this is New England. Any HATAHs might wanna try something stronger than alcohol.
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Last day of the season! Let it out.
“Rise” looks like Lin-Manuel Miranda’s answer to High School Musical.
I can’t wait for American Graffiti 2020
Ron Howard swigging Metamucil while toiling away at his shit insurance job he can’t afford to quit, while Richard Dreyfus loses his Hollywood house to a #Metoo sexual assault scandal.
Hey look, it’s NBC’s knock-off of Glee!
Which one hangs themselves first?
Solo: The Star Crap Continues
They already have the red plastic cup endorsement.
Commercial-Touchback-Commercial in the Super Bolw? It’s like they want people to hate football.
They already know we hate it and they don’t care. Cause we watch anyway. Just tap my vein!
All the people who are watching the Super Bowl for the ads just LOVE that shit
i bent my wookie
Worst handjob ever.
I should change my name on here to “Brian Urlacher’s Fake Hair.”
He looks super weird with hair
he’s fucking that robot
I have Sprint and that fucking robot is stupid as fuck. Sprint’s network sucks and that’s why they’re cheaper.
Oh god, the robots are mocking us in phone ads. We’re all going to die.
How many inches of dick will the sportscasters suck for the Pats keeping it to a FG?
It would be more appropriate to measure it in yards.
Fuck, they signed Santonio Holmes?
DICKABOD CRANE REPORTING IN
I s someone going to convert that to metric for us up here?
Toyota: Go ahead and try to make fun of the crippled kids you assholes!
First TD bet…ALIVE!
I have Ertz. Fuck.
Well, he did make a key play in the red zone.
Not helping snowman, not helping.
I have Gronk and Agholor.
I have White and Amendola
Lil’ Bits!
Hah, they have heads that look like butts!
Harrison is going to crush Foles in the 3rd quarter.
First 3 achieved.
Guess the Eagles came too early, folks.
Roe with the preventative play? Republicans are furious.
This will be forgotten by the end of the game, but it should not be.
Well done, you.
Is it me, or is Foles getting a little bit o’ happy feet.
He had moar time on both those plays.
Definitely nervous. Good throws thus far though.
Well shit.
False Start? Is that a penalty or a prediction?
That penalty will ert the Eagles.
I’m rooting for 3-3 So field goal is solid.
“It’s the Superb Owl, so there can be ties now.” – Donovan M.
Even if the Feagles win, there will still be more cock-sucking of the pats and how tough it was for them to get here and injuries and murderers and blah blah blah
“Bend don’t break,” DRINK!
Do you guys ever notice how on some plays it looks like they are blocking for a run, but then they pass?
I wish someone could explain that to me.
Hey, Darrel Bevell.
I think they call it a “throw-rush option”, or TRO for short.
“He’s a violent runner.” Isn’t Violent Runner one of those iPhone runner games?
No; it is the effect of a burrito from “Jose’s.”
You’re not wrong.
I like how the Pats play a total team effort. Every passing play, the Pats defense flops around demanding that it wasn’t a catch. Every running play, they are bitching they got held.
On offense, their players are constantly bitching about no-calls. Its the fundamentals of constantly working the refs so that they eventually just break down and hand the Pats the win.
Also known as the “Seahawks Protocol”
HE VIOLENTLY FELL DOWN
If Al Michaels call every play action pass an RPO, I will beat him to death.
You’d think his liver would’ve done that by now, but no.
You and his bookie.
Eagles vs. Patriots announced by Cris Collinsworth.
If an extinction level event doesn’t occur in the next 45-60 minutes it never will
Almost 4 minutes in and STILL no safety?
As a Broncos fan I have hated Torrey Smith for a long time and God bless that motherfucker.
This looks like a good start for the Eagles. That means they’re doomed, right?
You know who else got off to a good start?
A fellow named Hitler
We’re all doomed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A5XOIMs6D0
Blatant hold by the eagles center.
That’ll get called in the 4th
Torrey Smith with a catch?
I don’t know…this doesn’t really feel like the Super Bowl this year. But this whole season has been kind of weird for me, so eh. Go Iggles I guess!
it’s not Vikes/Jaguras, therefore. NAWT Superb
That would have been much enjoyable
Kickoff beer is EPIC Triple Barrel Big Bad Baptist.
Mikkeller Flat White
I had a Mikkeller/Three Floyds collab recently and it was damned good.
Oh, that looks good. I had their Vanilla Maple Shake earlier today.
If you get a chance to try the regular Vanilla Shake it’s one of the best beers I’ve ever had.
Aaaand it’s fucking spectacular.
Same
As the Donks profane YouTube humourist always says, “Fuck You Tom Brady!”
FACK YU TAWM BRAIDY!
FTFY
Wait a second, if they’re in Minnesota, why are the P*ts the home team?
I think that it is in metric.
Satan, silly. The answer is always Satan.
I believe they won a coin toss.
OK I’m out because the livebrog always spoils my TV delay. Cool to see you guys!
See you at halftime?
Hopefully you’ll check back in in 7 hours.
But did you just see that!!!!
Nah, it’s all good, mine is on a delay too, have a good morning!
l8tr dude!
I love how the online NFL app claims you do not need to have a cable subscription to view the Super Bowl…but you do…or maybe you don’t. You can’t tell because its fucking broken.
The NBC App looks like shit.
Mike Singletary: No one can ever take away my Super Bowl ring.
Cameraman: Mr. Singletary, where are your pants?
Dexter Manley would like to know how that happened.
There was a newspaper article, but sadly he couldn’t read it.
Alrighty, time to poop myself a little.
Oh fuck.
Just got stoned, poured myself a beer. Can’t yell, baby sleeping. Face buried in couch like it was black and leather and there was no job at the end of it.