Inject it straight into mah veins!
#10(MW) Oklahoma (+2, +110) v. #7(MW) Rhode Island (12:15, CBS)
One team doesn’t belong, one team was looking maybe at a 3 seed before they went all fucktarded down the stretch. The athleticism disparity on display will shock you, and it ain’t the major conference side who comes out on top…
#14(S) Wright State (+11, +550) v. #3(S) Tennessee (12:40, truTV)
Upset alert! This will hardly be a game of horseshoes for the Vols, as a mini-late regular season swoon (similar to URI) has the Raiders under-seeded. This is really like your typical 5/12 setup.
#13(W) UNC-Greensboro (+13, +650) v. #4(W) Gonzaga (1:30, TNT)
Spartan coach Wes Miller has no neck, and I will always remember him as the annoying push shot 3-point chucker from U*NC. So…fuck ’em, even at tasty ML odds against a choker like the Zags. Or maybe not, they DID whip NC State in December. The school is also known as “UNC-Gay” for being the most LGBT-friendly campus in the system. So, maybe I will plunk $25 on that ML after all.
#16(MW) Penn (+13.5, +750) v. #1(MW) Kansas (2:00, TBS)
Is that Bill Self’s tighty whities shrinking, or is he just happy to see us? Vegas must be getting some Team Oatmeal Farts love, as that ML is all the way down from +900. Too bad I don’t see it. Ah really want to believe…
#15(MW) Iona (+20.5, N/A) v. #2(MW) Duke (2:45, CBS)
Jim Valvano, “I own a college!” No, I will never get tired of that joke. Too bad I see no path to victory for the Gaels. Maybe they can at least break Ted Cruz, Jr.’s leg?
#11(S) Loyola (Chi****) (+2, +111) v. #6(S) Miami (3:10, truTV)
Hey look, it’s the upset that you will get no fookin’ credit for. Now I almost want to swim upstream and pick Da U. But the Ramblers deserve this line, they pretty good, and could easily make the Sweet Sixteen.
#12(W) South Dakota State (+8, +320) v. #5(W) Ohio State (4:00, TNT)
This line is bouncing around like…a jackrabbit? And yes, I will post the damned song again. FUCK YOU, it’s great. tOSU reverted to who we thought they were down the stretch. SDSU played good ball all year, and the few times I watched them, they looked legit.
#9(MW) NC State (+3, +137) v. #8(MW) Seton Hall (4:30, TBS)
Perhaps the most compelling of the opening fixtures, two fairly fun to watch (albeit flawed) squadrons, and each could at least pester Kansas in Round 2. Give ’em a look-see. ACC/Big East matchups should happen with more frequency.
Holy shit. No way that miss doesn’t come back to bite URI in the ass later.
their end of game is atrocious
the FUCK you miss that bunny!!
i do like the 1 and 1 Free Throw rule in CBB.
When my daughter started crawling around my wife and I used the tape Swiffers to her and let her get all the dust off the floor.
You earn your keep in my house.
Genius. Have hardwood floor and decilitre moves. could use as kneepads to not wear through pants as well!
DO IT!
You get clean floors and it’s hilarious.
Buffalo Wild Wings: serving the closeted NCAA fan since 19whatever.
Max Rothschild’s Daddy, was a scab during the 87 NFL strike. He is now the President of a Hedge Fund Consulting and Marketing Firm.
Penn center is causing Jayhawk issues. love it.
Can’t believe they didn’t call timeout and get Matthews back in.
There we go, #0!
Okies should put in their white fuckers and foul immediately.
CHRIST. Refusing to make a FT or block out.
To be fair, His FT shooting is directly affected by the holes in his palms.
I was going to go with the door to the cave was blocked, but your is way better.
Can’t spell “blasphemous” without “u” and “me”
Come on Sooners, I got in at a great price. Road Island was not impressive this past weekend IMO. BUT I KNOW NOTHING. Hail Gamblor!
-Ahem-
It’s Rhode Island. I know, because I live right next door and their “roads” are shit. Seriously, there’s literally a state line in the form of a crater on Rt. 6.
I was just confused because there was no U’s in it.
Max Rothschild. How Ivy a name is that?
Needs a III or a IV after it.
“Too Jewish.”
That’s Hedley!
Wha happen to the defensing, JV RRRRRRAM IT?
Dan Bonner makes good point. URI has a tendency to get lazy with late leads. Happened 2x with Davidson, costing me much moneys.
Hey…hey guys!!!!
‘Member when Trae Young used to be good?
UNC-G seemed to lose their legs at the 10 minute mark. That’s…not great.
Too much dancing at The Anvil last night.
Trae Young is balding
This year of ESPN fellatio is as good as it will get for him. He is not going to enjoy physical defending at the next level. Where EVERYONE is tall.
The most NC State Merde outcome would be for Team Oatmeal Farts to spring the 1/16 upset, then lose to Seton Hall.
LOL. Very true.
Speaking of Team Oatmeal Farts….their cheer squad appears to eat well.
Ivy schools traditionally do provide quality eatings.
And yes, that could mean two things.
“At least until we let the women leave the kitchen of the eating clubs.”
Penn, please win this.
I would laugh until I probably died. What a way to go!
I wanna hate McConaughey for doing those Carl’s Jr commercials, but knowing he spends all his money on weed makes it a little bit better.
They probably just cut out the middle-man and pay him in Carl’s, which he can eat when the munchies kick in.
Great point.
“What’re you offering?”
“How bout…anything you want at the drive-thru between the hours of midnight and two AM?”
“Alright alright alright.”
Oh shit Hippo. Our ML is kinda tempting +135.
GODDAMN YOU GAMBLOR!!!!!!!
FWIW, I think we win by double digits.
/refinances house, bets everything on Seton Hall
You can’t see it, but I’m giving you the finger right now.
😛
Tough but fair.
this was briefly considered, but I chose small bets on Marshall (+600) and someone else instead. I want to enjoy our game for what it is.
It’s like I don’t even know you anymore.
RAMMIT
YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok, and “Fatts”
0 and 32 needs to take over.
“Gimme a year”
– Hue Jackson
Langevin is killing URI
Big worthless honky on Oklahoma keeping URI in the game.
And Langevulin is killing my liver! Hey-O!
UPDATE: Training conference call CANCELED, order restored to universe.
I’m guessing some higher-up suddenly noticed this on his scheduled while scrolling through his phone at the bar and immediately put the kibosh on it.
nice when #WhiteMalePrivilege actually does something on the good side of the ledger, eh?
For ONCE, something goes right for white guys.
I refuse to give up my #whiteprivilege; it’s gotten me out of so many traffic tickets.
I’d like to think so, but I think it was just God being loving. (Lady organizing it sent apology e-mail admitting she hadn’t prepared all training stuff yet.)
For some reason, Danny Hurley doesn’t bother me. He seems harmless.
That’s just what they want you to think.
Alicia Vikander in “That’s Not How Parachutes Work”, opening this Friday!
It appears to be how tight shirts work, though.
URI is getting buckets to drop.
Good luck, UNC-G!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqh49oVDXJU
That’s a terrific inclusive song.
They put on THE BEST live shows
Definitely on the list of bands I gotta get my ass out to see sometime.
they absolutely share our sense of humour, somebody needs to befriend them and get them Party memberships!
also, no need to smoke up beforehand. Trust me, the contact high will suffice.
URI’s rebounding is making my ass twitch.
Working at home is great, especially today and tomorrow. But someone (some WOMAN) scheduled a training conference call in a little while. I wish I had some solution for this…
/sees MUTE button on TV remote
That might just be crazy enough to work!
Just mute your phone. If you can’t get through a training seminar without uttering a sound you’re not trying.
Oh BELIEB me that will be attempted, but some idiot always wants feedback from everyone.
/unmutes phone
“Yeah, good point.”
/mutes phone, continues jackin to midget amputee porn
If you’re an Irish exchange student at Berkeley I bet St. Patrick’s Day is kind of frustrating because all you want to do is relax, hit the bars, and have a few beers but all anyone wants to do is talk about “busted brackets”.
Is…is that an Irish clock joke?
Aw man, I gotta explain it?
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/berkeley-balcony-collapse-that-killed-six-irish-students-was-caused-by-rotting-wood-beams-10341895.html
Aw crap, sorry. I am disappoint in myself.
I got the first half of OK and RI in and now it’s off to work.
No problem, I’ll be home in about 9 hours.
Fuck.
Work sucks. I have no time to watch bball this afternoon, but I presume my bracket will be busted forthwith.
“We can change the language around rape”
OR, and hear me out here, we could, you know, NOT rape people.
The Rhode Island players doing the Temptations travelling signal brings a smile to my day.
Not shooting well at all and only down four. Hopefully they pick it up.
yeah, or all but one of my brackets can go in the shredder
URI over Duke is a constant lynchpin of almost every staregery I used. I just think that matchup plays out that way.
You have RI winning multiple games? Bold statement Cotton.
In one, they go to the final, losing to Xavier.
I mean, there are two ways to win. Get like every game right (never), or get one really odd thing right.
Is that the “4 Opiates & A Beer” bracket?
In my office pool, I always turn in a “logic” bracket, an “insane” bracket, and a “NC State best case scenario” bracket (this year that is Elite Eight losing to Rhode Island)
Oh shit, I might have that match up too.
That’s not good for you, buddy.
hey I am a maths guy. I am aware of the odds. I just want ONE bracket with a path to victory after the opening weekend.
Hippo is going lose his thumbs to some bookie.
Good thing Hippo always keeps spare thumbs on him.
and I’ve always kinda fancied having black thumbs ,, no ofence
DIVE!
I never feel bad seeing a Hurley lose, even though Oklahoma should be defending home turf in the NIT this week.
“Defending turf” is the primary job responsibility for the public relations manager at FedEx Field.
Defenestrating the turf is what anyone who plays on FedEx field would like to to do with it.
WOO-HOO! Finally got my Telus Optik password to work. Games at school!
In case I can’t come in here, enjoy the games!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6eZYDUCQdg
“A line? But I want those drumsticks NOW!”
– Andy Reid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtZTyDRbE4Q
The trailer for a trailer movie marketing done for the big movies lost on me. Just release the trailer.
Has any movie that has ever done that actually been good?
That’s cool Loyola made it into the big dance. Them winning would mess up my bracket, but, their school was featured in a 30 for 30 documentary, so, win one for Hank!
wrong Loyola smh
Seriously? There’s more than one university with the same, terrible name? Loyola sounds like a 3 year old blended the words Toyota and Corolla together.
Do you not Catholic bro?
I did when I was younger.
Go Fighting Jesuits
Like a fucking MILLION. Marymount (CA) was Hank Gathers’ school. Today is Chi****, there is also the historically even shittier Loyola (MD), which I think NC State managed to lose to at least once. Probably more.
I’m actually headed over to Loyola later on today. Also one time I had sex with a graduate of their law school!
Based on my limited knowledge of Loyola Law alums, I can only assume you rawdogged Gloria Allred. Congrats?
Get fucked Sooners!
I’m sure them making it into the tournament had nothing to do with Tre Young being on the team. . .
“Upset alert! ”
You shut your whore mouth about the Vols! Kyle Alexander is going to put the apple in the basket, baby.
/hasn’t watched a second of any college basketball this year. Not even accidentally.
Just don’t Google much about Rick Barnes’ NCAAT history…
Rhode Island good, y’all. If they keep they brain stems in place, they are going places.
I’ve got an intense case of “happy feet” here at work. Just a matter of time before I make a break for it.
Folks. Watching Captain Ron before the 1st game is a great way to start a morning.