Yes, the only good thing about the late match is the thought of Jim Assdick Nantz being forced to hype that 60 Minutes interview. Hee hee.
#3(E) Texas Tech (+6.5, +250) v. #1(E) Villanova (2:20, CBS)
Woo-hoo, I got my $40 in on Guns Up!! at +260, don’t be too jelly. Our last non-Loyola non-asshole participant has won over DFO hearts with their free wheeling style of play, and by beating Purdue. That is no small beer, mind. Villanova will become the 2nd non-asshole by default after they win by 20. SIGH.
#2(MW) Duke v. #1(MW) Kansas (+3, +135) (5:05, CBS)
Ah, the Jim Nantz wet dream bracket, where the ruffians know their place. Fuck him, fuck these teams, fuck their fanbases. I have a book to read.
I don’t want to humour CBS by watching this 60 Minutes. It’s gonna be disappoint, because everything is.
Glad I didn’t bet on Lichtenstein like I wanted to today, Faroe Islands beat the piss out of ’em.
“Sure I’ll take overtime.”
– Todd Marinovich, needing a few extra bucks to cover rent this month.
So… buttchugging?
Summer breeze anal fresh.
makes me feel fiiiiiiinnnne
“These teenagers think their shit doesn’t stink!”
I *almost* posted that video, but didn’t want that fucking song in me brainpan.
Sunday night is getting worse. Duke-Kansas is going to OT.
It’s DJ Meow Mix!
And now I’ve turned on ESPN and they’re showing something about a former college basketball player dead at 25 from cancer.
The only way this Sunday night is going to get any worse is if Stormy Daniels goes on 60 Minutes to say that not only does Trump have a 10″ dick, he can use it like no man she’s ever been with and she’s never gotten over him.
I think the odds that Trump has a huge cock are roughly the same as whether he’s a genius.
So basically he’s personally convinced that he does.
If she said that we’d know she likes to do LSD while on TV.
Just got home from the gym. My daughter’s “not boyfriend” is over and the car he parked in my driveway has a ‘Trump/Pence’ bumper sticker on it.
I’m gonna need some you to come over with some lime and shovels. Leave your curiosity at home.
It’s his parents’ car though, right? Right?
If not, go ahead and give him shit for being a young white male conservative. He’s gonna feel persecuted either way, might as well ground it in reality.
I believe it is the parents’ car.
The good news is that my daughter, having been raised correctly, loathes Trump and hates Pence more, so this could get interesting.
Will there be rivebrogging this interaction?
I haven’t been part of an angry mob in a while. It’ll be nice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7MDXFiMMGQ
/also you were here with us THE WHOLE TIME
Kill me.
See the cheerleader on the left in the banner pic?
Pharmacy school.
Bet on it (and some of you will)
Hippo wants to know if he can ML her…
Cheerleader? Don’t bet against the spread.
inorite??
“Bet on it (and some of you will)”
And just like that, DFO had its mission statement.
Holy Photoshopping in that photo. I get that almost everything we see is now touched but is this one seems really bad to me
Except for the one on the left; she slept in a Best Western.
I can’t say that new Hader show looks particularly compelling (that role was already played to perfection by Jason Priestley in “Cold Blooded”) but if there’s one thing HBO has, it’s credibility.
The reason I won’t see the Survivor twist coming is because I won’t be watching that tired-ass show.
“Do freshmen score more if Mother is at the game?”
Mike Pence does.
I have to drive up to Modesto tomorrow, then Clovis the next day. This is not an appealing trip.
Can you think of a better name for a town where cows probably outnumber people than “Clovis”? I can’t.
Indianapolis.
But there aren’t that many…oh! Well played.
What, no Hayward?
Yep. No Stockton, either.
Ew. Which god did you anger?
Hello commentists. 50 bucks in Rock chalk, lesser of 2 evils.
It sure would be nice for Duke to get hit with an academic scandal.
Is everyone napping? I should.
Oh, Jesus Christ. It’s past 2pm already. Well, I wasted my life.
Sister Jean does have a lot of Ryan Shazier in her though…
NO BUT SHE’D LIKE TO
The official pizza of March Madness is Pizza Hut-brought to you by the good folks at No Thank You.
AT&T At The Half, brought to you by (checks ad copy) … Verizon?
Eh, it is better than Papa John’s.
So is diarrhea.
Is the diarrhea you get from eating Papa John’s better than Papa John’s? Discuss!
Oh shit. Just remembered tonight is the NJPW USA special on Axs. Golden Lovers vs. Young Bucks is going to be amazing.
I need to go out for a walk. View the scenery. I don’t think it’s quite as shitty outside as it has been.
60 Minutes-
“Stormy Daniels ends her silence-if you conveniently forget about all the things she’s said recently. No, we’re not Fox News. Not yet.
“Stormy Daniels ends her silence. Oh wait, that was just me unmuting the volume.”
I’m prepared for this to be nothing more than another string along.
The last time they had a scoop on a President it was so fake it got Dan Rather fired.
It’s like, “Here’s a CD! It’s proof!”
LITERALLY ANYTHING could be on that CD.
Definitely not a Stormy Daniels film!
Does anyone have food? I hungry.
Just oatmeal.
I do but I can’t tell you what it is until next week.
Who the hell is Jason Cipolla?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxYKgEzxgOY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7TZRGXuLHw
Holy shit….it turned nice outside finally.
I’m going to the driving range.
Later taters.
Dude got greedy.
Say hi to Paige if you see her.
All of a sudden he’s at 2-over.
So here’s my explanation of cricket in the context of baseball. Thoughts? Questions?
—
As a batter, you can only get out once. You can get out if the pitcher (bowler) successfully throws a strike past you (hit the wickets), you get hit by a pitch that *would* have been a strike (leg before wicket), you fly out, or someone tags the base (wicket) before you get to safety (i.e. change places with the other runner).
In a one-day test there are a total of 300 pitches (50 “overs” of six pitches each) for each team to potentially swing at. If all but one of your batters get out before that, you’re done.
You can score runs by running the bases (switching places with your fellow batsman), hitting a ground rule double (rolls/bounces over the boundary for 4 runs), or hitting a home run (flies over the boundary for 6 runs). You can also score or get extra pitches if the pitcher (bowler) throws WAY out of the strike zone or commits another violation (i.e. balk type things).
Fuck Cricket.
Sorry, that might not have been the thought you were looking for.
Nobody who had ever gotten fall-down drunk at a cricket match and then made out with a French girl would ever say that.
But where does [insert British stereotype here] come in to play?
I’d say that’s pretty spot on.
Goddamn, it took less than 24 hours for the goodwill I developed for Jim Parsons (for doing voice work on Marlon Bundo) to evaporate.
You’ll always have that wasted time.
Whew….I was very afraid Jay Wright might bite Allie and turn her into one of the undead like himself.
Dirty bastard.
*Ahem*
I endorse this message. Maybe time FOAR a nap.
/pictured
Very disappointed vagina. Hence the hands on the hips.
His aim was off by about two inches.
You’d be disappoint too.
Does this qualify as a “reverse shocker”?
sommet to listen to other than the CBS crew excusing the ref fuckery giving the game to Nova
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcxWyfGR-2A
You’ve GOT to go see them live. His guitar work is mind-boggling but what he asks of his drummer is equally demanding.
Thinking about cutting out even the cinnamon powder (and occasionally, honey) and starting drinking my coffee purely black. Like a man, ya know? Weaning myself onto it, taking 2 or 3 of my daily cups that way.
Why?
so I don’t have to carry cinnamon around with me like a weirdo, and to be minimalist. Working on that in general.
Hehehehehe. Fair enough I guess.
But I kinda think it makes one interesting if they carry cinnamon around. For whatever reason.
Guess it would make my zombie apocalypse character quirky
You mean you don’t just chug cinnamon? Pfft, amateur.
rant cont’d – In the 1983 national title game, Guy Lewis left Clyde Drexler on the court with three first half fouls. He picked up his 4th charging into Terry Gannon, on a terrible call.
Played the entire 2nd half with 4, and never fouled out.
Boeheim did almost the very same thing with John Wallace in a game vs. Georgia that went into overtime in the ’96 tourney. I thought he was insane.
tomorrow never comes. TT losing this game in the 1st half.
Yup.
Now we all gotta go team ‘Nova.
As with all things, depends on the individual.
Drexler was a badass mofo.
FLYERA TIE WITH AN EXTRA MAN AND 50 s TO GO
old man rant time: TWO fouls is NEVAR foul trouble. CHRIST ON A BIKE, grow a pair!!
BJ Anya would like a word with you.
Avie Lester is holding on line 2 also.
King Hippo say “You only get 5 fouls a game, so you might as well make ’em count.” Also, “where we eatin’ after the game?”
Say what you want about Boeheim-he believes the very same thing.
now I kinda want to pick my nose…
The spirit of Bobby Knight has apparently returned to Lubbock.
What????? Really??????
OH COME ON HE’S GOTTA BE DEAD!!!!!!!
His MAGA hat is keeping him alive.
got +700 on TT to win the half. 10 big ones!!
I was watching the Women’s Tourney earlier.
I must say, Rebecca Lobo is a very handsome man.
why, State still in it? Figured they would lose once facing a higher seed like always
They lost in sweet 16 to 1 seed Miss State on Friday night.
Nothing to be ashamed of.
they beat the lower seeds, lost to the higher. No over or under-performance. Like always.
Tough, but fair.
But I think Wes did more this year with what he had to work with than Keatts actually.
yes, he is a fine non-rev coach
Ouch.
not backhanded, just is what it is. He ain’t gonna be getting a 7-figure deal for doing what he’s doing, but it’s what we need to have a respectable athletic department. About damned time.
That Maria girl next to her is quite fetching…
You ain’t wrong.
part of Ms. Lobo’s compensation package?
😛
slender black and Latin American ladies have been my jam lately.
/triggered (80’s style)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJVsUMKftMo
ref fuckery? CHECK
I feel fresher out there thanks to Summer’s Eve
Did you know The War on Drugs is from Philly? NEVAR woulda guessed that in a billion years.
Never woulda guessed that.
Figured them foar California boyz.
me think TX because of guitar stylings, that’s why I looked up
Nice defensiving ‘Nova. Continue that plz, k thx.
OK TT don’t go all stupid now.
WHAT DID I JUST SAY??????
Fuckin’ Crosby man
Loyola opens at +5, +210
I’m guessing you’ve got no choice but to indulge?
/$50 into the Sister Jean collection plate chuh chuh
here’s a guy from TX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3yqgRyHkSU
We will soon noe – Is Guns Up!! a Elite hoopsball squadron?
@Hippo….Currently +270…I was holding out for +275, but screw it.
I got another $35 in at +275 on mines. KU went to +155 so $55 on that, too. Still ain’t gonna watch.
So if you’re Philly, Columbus, and Pittsburgh, do you vie for the 1st wildcard for that sweet, sweet playoff bye?
First game: Texas Tech
Second game: Meteor
/still watching Dirty Dozen
The first women showed up only 1 hour and 11 minutes into the film. They be prostitutes.
Telly Savalas ain’t gonna like that.
What book?
Tana French, Broken Harbo(u)r. #4 in the Dublin Murder Squad series. The ones you recommended Thursday are on the way via Amazon.
Brunner is odd. He knocked 2 books out of the park and wrote a whole bunch of mediocre shit as well.DO NOT read The Stardroppers.
which do I read first?
I guess Zanzibar. The remarkable thing about him is he was a bit of a hack until he came across an experimental writer (can’t remember) and Marshall McLuhan. His progression as a author…I really can’t think of anyone else to compare him to in any genre that I’ve read.
#spiritanimal