TGISF… Slip It In The Five Hole

Yeah sure, it’s Friday the 13th.  But we’re ignoring that.  Mostly because I just did that six months ago.

But, did I ever tell you guys I got married on a Friday the 13th?  True story, Bro.

My marriage sucked all teh ass.  It almost killed me (literally), truth be told.  Not because it started on a Friday the 13th.  But rather because I was an idiot.  I can own that.

I’m not bitter….YOU’RE BITTER!!!!!!

(ahem)

We live and we learn.  Hopefully.

Sadly, sometimes we don’t learn as quickly as we should.  Sometimes, we even repeat past mistakes (and by “we”, of course I mean “me” because I’m stupid).  But, as long as we’re still above ground and trying, that’s what counts.  And hopefully, eventually, we recognize our shitty patterns of mistakes moar quickly the next time around.

Fortunately, I did.  Doesn’t make it feel better, but I am kinda proud I didn’t let it almost kill me this time.

Hockey Girls

Last year, I almost blew it.  I waited and waited and waited.  And I almost waited too long.

This year, we’re doing it early.  The opening round of the Stanley Cup Playoffs has just begun.  No procrastinating this year.

I love hockey.  I didn’t watch as much of it this season as I would have liked.  But the playoffs are here and it’s time to overdose on it…. now that it’s 80° outside.  SMGDH.  But still…

Sexy Hockey Girls!!!!!!!!

Woooooo!!!!!!!

I’m going to try my best not to repeat any from last year.  But no promises because some of them were pretty damned hot.  Let’s see what happens.

Enjoy….

 

My thoughts exactly, Noob Noob.

I think my ice is melting.

Yeah I Know

A lot of you are gonna hate me for this one.  But I’m doing it anyway.

Yes I feel kinda dirty now.  But I’m also giggling my ass off.

Which is better than last night when I wanted to drive to our nation’s capital and murderize Evgeny Kuznetsov.  Fucking idiot.  I hope you silly DC Russians still like spring golf.  You’ll get to the course earlier this year apparently.

Have a great weekend everyone.

Love ya’s!!!

(except for you stinking Yinzers)

Grumble, Grumble.

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An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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Senor Weaselo

Good for the Wild to get that crucial away goal.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Today:

“Great story; glad you made it so detailed.”

Spur

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Horatio Cornblower

Yankees up 8-3 in the 8th on the Tigers. Betances comes in.

Yankees up 8-4 on the Tigers.

Senor Weaselo

Good guess, but the other one.

Horatio Cornblower

Nope. Fastball right down the middle. Landed 444′ away.

I like Betances but I don’t think he’s suited to New York. He’d probably thrive in an environment where they don’t draw crowds and don’t really expect to win.

The Orioles come to mind.

(It is now 8-4, one out and men on 2nd and 3rd)

Horatio Cornblower

I seriously doubt Betances was trying to his that guy in the head.

Mostly because he hit the guy in the head.

(It is now 8-5, 1st and 3rd)
(it’s like watching a slow-motion train wreck)

Wakezilla

Ice Bombers giving Ice Vikings a good pegging.

Fronkenshteen

Here comes the damage report. Remember when congress had to get involved before you could just fire rockets and bombs? Good times.
Today was wall-to-wall devastation for Trump on cable news. A half dozen MAJOR STORES all jammed in the hopper at once. And now? POOF!
Like a goddamn magic trick, it’s all gone. Did Nixon ever politicize military strikes? This is horrendous.

Wakezilla

When was the last time Congress signed off on war? Nam?

Unsurprised

Actually declared war? World War 2.

herodotus450

Nixon only had one ongoing military conflict miasma in the name of “freedom” to distract with

ballsofsteelandfury

Clinton did the same thing.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Wakezilla

Got damn!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Spur

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

RUH ROH.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

SHHHH!

Spur

– Trump’s bodyguard

Spur

Fixed???

Wakezilla

Yeah, the kids in the background kinda ruin stuff

Mr. Ayo

Glitch in the Matrix! Free the boobies!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Sgt. Slaughter

Spur

WTF Hippo? This is the only Hot Chip song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRWMmU89FrU

King Hippo

see, I just don’t dig that one

Senor Weaselo

How are the SOG 41-15 Ice Bombers? Damn Ice Vikes.

King Hippo
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

side boob is bestest boob ,, ppl forget/underappreciate that

SonOfSpam

Hey, once you guys get sick of hoc-key, the Coachella livestream is available on YouTube. War on Drugs is playing at 8:30 Pacific (followed by St Vincent).

For you can’t sleep guys, Jamiroquai is playing at 11:45 Pacific. About a 50% chance I’ll check that out.

Mr. Ayo

Did you enjoy the Walmart yodeling kid?

SonOfSpam

DAMMIT. Missed that.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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herodotus450

If I’m up that late it’s probably cause I’m walking on the ceiling…

SonOfSpam

Perfect. Just like Jamiroquai’s “Virtual Insanity” video.

herodotus450

And then I’d [Error, could not find second popular Jamiroquai song for joke]!

Horatio Cornblower

Drinking one of these: comment image

Not going to say I’d stand in line for one, (like I just did for a case of Treehouse), (BFC turns green with envy)(I drink Treehouse Green), but it’s better than I expected for a blonde ale fermented with raspberries.

Spur
rockingdog

gonna listen to music, do some drawing and go to bed.
last funny:

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Horatio Cornblower

Seeing the references below to Warren Harding and is almost-as-corrupt-as-the-current-administration-but-not-quite-administration. There’s a good biography of him called ‘The Shadow of Blooming Grove’ by Francis Russell. Well worth a read if we’re not all incinerated next week. Good quote attributed to Harding when asked about his enemies, “I can handle my enemies. It’s my friends; my goddamn friends!” that were causing all his problems.

Gratliff

He would have been big on the twitter-dot-com

herodotus450

“We’ll have the best teapots, the best domes, the best kitchen cabinets.”

King Hippo

WHEW, the #BFIB hold on, I noe you were all worried sick.

Horatio Cornblower

“Oh thank God”, said no one.

King Hippo

ah’m tellin’ Internet Dad.

Horatio Cornblower

Oh yeah, like he’s ever coming back from his “cigarettes and milk” errand.

herodotus450

What a surprise, the shot by Copp doesn’t get reviewed.

Gratliff

FLYERA, but alas time to rejoin the reality of my country being fucking terrible whenever there’s brown people we think we can get away with bombing

Senor Weaselo

/Googles Selective Service age
Just need to make it to November before a draft!

Spur

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Horatio Cornblower

I think I may have gotten this from one of you assholes, but fuck it, I’m going with it anyway.

What’s the difference between the Montreal Canadiens and The Titanic?

One’s old, rusty, and on the bottom of the Atlantic, and the other’s a fucking boat.

herodotus450

Laine-Stastny-Scheifele are all on the same line? Pray for Wild.

Spur
Spur

folks

Horatio Cornblower

Flocks.

King Hippo

I hate to break this to our buddy-guy Litre, but Minny-SEW-ta gon’ win 2-1. Not sure if regulation or OT yet.

Gratliff

Jesus fuck what are you doing

SonOfSpam

“Just hangin”

King Hippo

workin them delts, bruh

herodotus450

Screwing around again?
/close enough, who am I, McMaster Carr?

Senor Weaselo

-Aaron Hernandez

Spanky Datass

/Quickly pulls up boxers
“NUTHIN’!”

Redshirt

HEY! YOUR MOM CAME ON TO ME!

I’m mean, “Nothing much. What’s up?”

Mr. Ayo

Fart in their lobby and report a chemical weapon attack.

King Hippo

better add that you saw a surly brown person

SonOfSpam

Yeah, Assad should die a violent horrible death, but this feels a little more “distraction-y” than “for the right reasons-y”

Maybe because Trump’s an asshole? Yeah, that’s probably it.

SonOfSpam

Yes, like that.

Or even, exactly that.

Redshirt

This is your Standard Distraction Play from Bill Clinton’s playbook. He did the same thing when the Lewinsky thing was heating up in the late 90s.

But the one difference is at least I can defend what Clinton did. Clinton just landed “Air Force One” in unfamiliar territory and lied about it when caught.

Trump is making James Buchanan no longer the worst President and the Grant and Harding Administrations no longer in a race for Most Corrupt Administration.

Gratliff

Harding was always the trajectory, I think. This was inevitable.

King Hippo

endless round of “hold mah beer?”

King Hippo

Trump has certainly done a great job making BillyBob look decent/respectable and Dubya competent by comparison. And fuck me, that’s sayin’ sommet.

The jokes they will tell next time they have a funeral to go to. Obama: “And folks thought they had it bad having to answer to a n…”

Redshirt

Dubya was too simple to be President. He wasn’t a idiot; he was just too average.

The worst thing to happen to him is 9/11. Without him trying to be a War President, he would’ve been an above average President and the Republican Party wouldn’t be in the Shit Storm it is now. It’ll still be a Shit Storm, just a lower intensity.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Nah, George’s hands-off approach would have still gotten us Katrina and the subprime crisis. And even without 9/11 the neocons would still have found a way to pitch a Mideast war to him that he’d have been on board with. He’d have been a lousy president, but certainly nowhere near as bad as he ended up being.

Redshirt

You’re assuming he would’ve been reelected in ’04. Without the terrorists to scare votes, he wouldn’t have gotten the undecideds, and the Dems, still Blood Vengeancing from the ’00 thing, would’ve been out in force. So a Democrat would’ve won.

Which means Katrina would’ve happened on a Dems watch, and if the ’08 crisis happened again, a Republican might’ve won in ’08.

King Hippo

then maybe Obama wins in 2016 instead, and we are spared this existential white trash reality freak show we gots going on right now?

FAIR ENOUGH.

Redshirt

Yeah. Obama would’ve won on ’12 or ’16…if he was still Obama.

The kicker would be if he made his speech in ’04 where he got noticed. At that moment, the nation was divided with the war. Without the war, how would the nation be and would that affect his speech.

SonOfSpam

I argue he was less-bad than Reagan. That makes for fun conversations.

(And of course, that’s not a compliment toward Dubya)

Redshirt

I have a feeling he’d be the Republican version of Bill Clinton: Liberal/Conservative, but not Too Liberal/Conservative that it scares people away.

Senor Weaselo

As far as worst presidents go, people tend to underestimate Buchanan, and I don’t know why.

Redshirt

People forget about him because he’s in the 19th Century. But yeah, if on your watch a handful of states go “Screw you, we’re out!” that’s at least pencils you into the Worst 3.

Unsurprised

Let’s not forget that Andrew Johnson fucked up Reconstruction so badly that the CSA won the peace and took over this stupid fucking country.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The upside is that Britain and France are on board. That reassures me, a little.

SonOfSpam

Sure, this is kinda legit. Except Trump makes everything horrible.

But you’re right, with UK/France with us, the action itself is ok (shudders)

King Hippo

especially France. You can bully the Brits into going along, often times. The French think shit through.

Gratliff

Hockey is good again

Mr. Ayo

Do the Flyers think this series will be decided on aggregate?

King Hippo

Important to get some crucial away goals tonite, true!

Fronkenshteen

Welp, we’re bombing again.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

*bombed

King Hippo

don’t be hasty, he may have re-joined ISIS!

rockingdog

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Gratliff

Not like we weren’t doing it already. Now we’re just announcing it

SonOfSpam

– Nickelback

Redshirt

The Cincinnati Reds are on their way to a 2-11 start (0.153).
The Live Ball Record is the 1916 Philadelphia Athletics (36-117 0.235).
The Dead Ball Record is the 1890 Pittsburg Alleganys (23-113 0.169).

Come on, Redlegs! You can do it!

Senor Weaselo

No love for the 1899 Cleveland Spiders? (20-134, .130 percentage)

Redshirt

Apparently they were so bad, that they have been stricken from the virtual history books!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_worst_Major_League_Baseball_season_records

King Hippo

making me a little twitchy tonight. Too close FOAR comfort now.

WCS

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Gratliff

Criminy

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Well, my parents and I split two bottles of wine at dinner. They left half a bottle before they had to go to a play, so I’m sitting here drinking that by myself until I meet up with a friend from high school. This night is going to be a disaster.

King Hippo

hey, just be happy you have parents who support your alcoholism ,, smh

BrettFavresColonoscopy

They would have preferred I joined them at the theater, but as Cuntler always says, Fuck Ibsen

SonOfSpam

On the plus side, if you get some sex, it’ll be cuz your mom got you drunk.

Redshirt

So I have a slight problem. Recently due to channel surfing and nothing else being on TV, I’ve gotten into the Disney cartoon “Star vs. the Forces of Evil”. Its silly and goofy, but the story is pretty good for the channel its on. It actually deals with racism and learning about unpleasant parts of history in a way that that’s not bashing you over the head with it.

So I went searching for the voice actors, because the voice acting is great and I wanted to know who performed them. The problem is the voice of the character that is introduced in Season 3 as the season’s villain Eclipsa (a fallen Queen who betrayed her kingdom to monsters and dark magic) is voiced by Esme Bianco.

A quick search reveals that Bianco was in “Game of Thrones” as Ros (in several sex scenes), who is also in Neo-Burlesque, and is proud of her body.

Its quite hard it is to focus on the story when I hear Eclipsa’s voice and my imagination goes its NSFW mental folder. Maybe I should rephrase that third word.

WCS

She’s 35. You’re fine. Roy Moore, on the other hand, would be greatly disappointed.

Redshirt

No, he’d be disappointed that the 13-year old “Magical Princess from Another Dimension” is played by a 26-year old.

herodotus450

Don’t google the actress who playes Shae

Horatio Cornblower

I watch that show when my daughter has it on. No Spongebob when it comes to sly adult references, (“top that, Pinky”, being a personaly favorite), but surprisingly watchable.

WCS

We’ve replaced Brian Elliott with circa-2000 Martin Brodeur. Let’s see if anyone notices.

Gratliff

Flyers goaltending had never been bad per se. it just redefines inconsistent so you can’t ever count on it OR count it out

rockingdog

found a funny:
One of the worst personality types is “competitive at karaoke.”

Spur

counterpoint
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BrettFavresColonoscopy

No one needs internet, right?

Redshirt

Back in my day, we had to get our porn from a magazine at a Gas Station in a neighborhood we don’t live in. That’s right. Awkward Human Contact!

Redshirt

Better than Spectrum. It took them two times to fix the problem.

1st guy was in his 20s, personable, polite who had nothing but good things to say about Spectrum.
2nd guy was in his 40s, realized the 1st guy didn’t do shit, found the problem, and stayed 2 hours to upgrade all my plugs, all the while bitching about Spectrum.

Moral of the story. Always go for the older guy with the short attitude. He knows what he’s doing.

Redshirt

I just give my address and ask him to stop by:

3800 Struble Road
Cincinnati, OH 45251

Gratliff

Geno 1000% doesn’t want piece of Wayne

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I love that a deputy finance chairman of the RNC was discovered to have spent $1.6 million to keep a Playmate quiet about their affair and her abortion LESS THAN TWELVE HOURS AGO and nobody’s even talking about it anymore because of all the other crazy shit that happened.

Senor Weaselo

So… Friday?

rockingdog

Bahahahaha….
Think his wife knows about this?

ballsofsteelandfury

We should have a recurring series of TWBS’ Customer Service Experiences.

Senor Weaselo

Seconded!

herodotus450

This just in: HughesNet acquired by CenturyLink; tWBS makes large fertilizer purchase.

Gratliff

Every goddamn shot the pens take looks like it’s going in. I hate this

Senor Weaselo
King Hippo

Oilers gal was the bestest. Go Canadia and #BFIB!

Gratliff

Looking forward to the 43 consecutive makeup calls the pens get after that bad call let to a goal

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