No doubt, you are all in the middle of watching the pre-Grand Final festivities on the Watch AFL app. Remember that First Bounce is at 9:30 PM Pacific time!
However, I’d like to point your attention at an exchange that happened during last night’s Thursday Night Football Open Thread:
Let this post be the witness that this friendly wager took place.
For those of you that don’t remember, please read this to freshen your memory of what happened the last time Hippo and I made a wager:
I still laugh thinking of how pissed off TWBS was that he had to leave his house in the middle of a cold night to meet King Hippo at a strip club.
Pardon me, not just ANY strip club!
This is Raleigh, North Carolina’s finest gentleman’s club establishment!
Allegedly.
Anyhoo, Hippo keeps hyping the Rams and it annoys me every time, so I proposed making the bet above.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQoK3Tw9zvc
Was there anyone in that band that didn’t turn out to be a major creep?
On to the topic at hand: Strippers!
I Googled “stripper” on Incognito Mode and the results were… well, I’ll just let you judge for yourselves:
And now, for the gifs…
Ok, that’s enough of me. You only have one job tonight: Find a stream or a bar showing the Grand Final and pick a team.
To remind you, your choices are the Collingwood Magpies
Or the West Coast Eagles
Choose wisely.
I expect the game to be close and exciting for about three quarters and then the Eagles will most likely pull away in the fourth to take the Premiership Cup. The Norm Smith medal (for the Grand Final MVP) may go to either Elliot Yeo or Jack Darling.
Thoughts? Dissenting opinions? Crazy strip club stories? See you in the comments!
I realized too late on instagram that the tag #noyoureanalcoholic could be Celebrity Jeopardized into “No you’re anal holic “.
PS – I have a nice buzz going on.
Hell, I coulda done THAT. And would.
Unintentional penetration?
Oops, wrong response…..MAYBE.
Support the troops with supporters.
Yep, not disrespectful.
THE DIRT STILLERS WILL BE NO WORSE THAN .500
Roberto Clemente shall remain unspun in his grave.
I could have been stuck in a giant traffic jam. Or, I could pull over and wait it out in a craft brewery.
https://goo.gl/images/Z3t9Fy
I have made the right decision.
yea!!
Isn’t it against the rules for them to all be the same number?
It’s not 69, so it appears normal to the wandering eye.
There’s numbers? Sorry, I was distracted.
For those who have been following this saga of mentally challenged DFO’ers and their shame bet, which somehow I’ve gotten pulled into AGAIN!!!!
I’ve made it clear that this is their bet. I will “participate” as an “observer”, but I will not be a subject of it,
This is dedicated to Balls if he’s still monitoring. He knows why….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOKV9Stri_M
I think it should be a rule that whoever posts an open thread should have to read all of it. Hell I’d do it.
You’re the witness, the most important person!
I went down to my local pot store this evening. This is the original Fibre-Weed van from “Up In Smoke.” I drive past it all the time but I’ve never seen this side of it before. It has the pot store’s name on it.
Here’s what I bought. It cost $65. I gave the guy behind the counter a $50 and a $20, he gives me $35 in change. I corrected it and gave back the $30, and told him he was now a witness to my honesty and character. Too bad he’s already forgotten all about it.
*sigh*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUvBqQl93Ms
I just put a 10 dollar bet down on an Argentinian basketball game because bet365 was streaming it on the site.
HAIL GAMBLOR!
A welcome sight…
https://twitter.com/zodiac_mf/status/1045795507346591745?s=21
In all seriousness….
The Salma Hayek in glasses and ponytails is still to this day…well…very arousing.
Has anyone posted the beginning of Cabaret yet? No? I can’t always do it, guys!
Oops; that’s not the beginning.
Dexter McCluster sighting in teh CFL game. He is playing for Trestman.
Feeding time.
Tonight’s edition of “Funny Shit My Mom Says”….
My beard/mustache trimmer, which I’d owned (and loved) for over a decade, died recently. It had been trying to die for several years, couldn’t hold a charge, but would still work with the cord plugged up so was still on life support. Sadly, the on again/off again power surges during the recent hurricane finally killed it apparently. God rest its soul.
I tried to find an identical replacement online, but couldn’t. So I ordered the closest proximity off of Amazon a coupla days ago.
When I returned home today after taking care of some unexpected… “business” … overnight, it was waiting for me in the mailbox upon my return today.
Sooooo… I’m annoyed (for other reasons) and sleep deprived, and trying to open the box and slide the trimmer and its accessories out of said box. But the damned thing wouldn’t slide out. Which is when my mother made the very astute observation that the box was bigger on the bottom than on the top.
However….
Mom: You’ve got to pull out from the big bottom.
tWBS: [now laughing uncontrollably, unable to speak]
Mom: What?
tWBS: [still laughing uncontrollably, unable to speak]
Mom: What the hell is so funny?
tWBS (now fighting back tears but determined to try to speak): Whenever I get in big bottoms, my plan is usually to never to pull out.
Mom (blankly at first, then she get’s it): You really are an asshole.
tWBS: [laughing uncontrollably again]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFB2vI5lnR4&ab_channel=mitchcitizen
Well doesn’t she have some big ol’ titties.
Welp, this is what I get for asking Balls to fill in for me on short notice, I suppose.
That would explain why she didn’t want to build a snowman. Unless Anna’s doing the… wait a second, PASS.
He he he he
Woo preseason hockey comin up
If you’ve got a favourite team, email me a preview before Tuesday. beerguyrob at gmail dot com
Nice follow through.
Hers is pretty good too.
Am I doing this right?
https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-4b9f2b8f7cb9fcabc44d9e4dcb4ec288-c
Attempt 2:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zpwnKygSJM
There are probably ten thousand people in this photo:
Love your photos!
So both Republicans and Democrats got together and came up with a solution that wasn’t exactly what everyone wanted, but it was something everyone can live with.
I don’t get it. I’m obviously dreaming, but where the Beer Tree? The bull that serves freshly cooked steak fresh from the flank? The naked girls?! What is with this dream?!?!
Set everything on fire. Compromise is also what led to the Civil War and World Wars 1 and 2.
CW and WW2 yes. WW1 was caused by dozens of mutual aggression treaties. It was like a bar fight with friends going “If I get into a fight, you got my back, right?”
Rocket… how big were they?
o7
Also, here’s a stripper everyone can enjoy:
I presume we’re mainly rooting against west coast, correct?
Or is it just me?
Fuck Collingwood and eddie MacGuire hard.
/20 years ago
Me: [liberally sprinkles hot chili flakes over stepmother’s incredibly bland spaghetti sauce]
Dad: “Enjoy spicy food for the time being-it won’t last.”
/recently
Me: [orders medium bbq wings from a local spot, leaves work early the next day because his delicate belly is afire]
The Bodega Boys is also one of my favorite podcasts now, thanks to Ape. Episode 124 was pulled from iTunes because Eminem is a little bitch, but it’s probably the funniest recent episode. I just thought to mention it now because I’m listening to it and Desus calls Jason Whitlock Baloo from Talespin and I started cracking up.
Also, listen for “the Chris Benoit Collection.”
Whitlock clowning starts around 37:24, but you should jusy begin at the beginning.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/jwrn2cjmtn3x18m/01%20Ep%20124_%20AlmondFest.mp3?dl=0
Also, who has the tie breaker between cubs and brewers
I am not smart. i forgot playoff tie breaker games were a thing
I’m tempted to say it’s the Small Bears which means divisional tiebreaker is at Wrigley.
Personally I’m on Team NL Chaos. So ALL the tiebreak games!
Now I’m curious as to why the bet is structurally as so twbs has so much to gain but nothing to lose. I understand he suffered last year, but that was part of the bet.
I don’t get ASMR
….
I was looking up the greatest movies never made to use for flavor or inspiration for something I’m writing, and it is such a shame that David Lynch and David Cronenberg both turned down directing Return of the Jedi because that would’ve been cool.
Also, Sergio Leone was going to make a movie about the siege of Leningrad before he died. What a shame.
West Coast = Best Coast.
(Applies on all continents.)
Is it legal in NC for Hippo and tWBS to pose as a couple and get in for free?
They can split a couple’s dance!
Go back and look a tWBS’s last condition; basically giving himself an out against the crotch rubbing part.