No doubt, you are all in the middle of watching the pre-Grand Final festivities on the Watch AFL app. Remember that First Bounce is at 9:30 PM Pacific time!
However, I’d like to point your attention at an exchange that happened during last night’s Thursday Night Football Open Thread:
Let this post be the witness that this friendly wager took place.
For those of you that don’t remember, please read this to freshen your memory of what happened the last time Hippo and I made a wager:
I still laugh thinking of how pissed off TWBS was that he had to leave his house in the middle of a cold night to meet King Hippo at a strip club.
Pardon me, not just ANY strip club!
This is Raleigh, North Carolina’s finest gentleman’s club establishment!
Allegedly.
Anyhoo, Hippo keeps hyping the Rams and it annoys me every time, so I proposed making the bet above.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQoK3Tw9zvc
Was there anyone in that band that didn’t turn out to be a major creep?
On to the topic at hand: Strippers!
I Googled “stripper” on Incognito Mode and the results were… well, I’ll just let you judge for yourselves:
And now, for the gifs…
Ok, that’s enough of me. You only have one job tonight: Find a stream or a bar showing the Grand Final and pick a team.
To remind you, your choices are the Collingwood Magpies
Or the West Coast Eagles
Choose wisely.
I expect the game to be close and exciting for about three quarters and then the Eagles will most likely pull away in the fourth to take the Premiership Cup. The Norm Smith medal (for the Grand Final MVP) may go to either Elliot Yeo or Jack Darling.
Thoughts? Dissenting opinions? Crazy strip club stories? See you in the comments!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8QYxmpuyxg
Is this the replacement or OG Avril?
I’ve got to admit: I’m an Avril Lavigne fan. Fight me bro.
I’m in the same line, pal.
Peace offering for Brick.
Peace offering for Brick? Just come around and say “hello” and withstand a history of Washington, D.C.
You ever venture out to DTLA? There’s a thing at a bar next Saturday. We could meet up and I’ll buy you a beer.
Remind me again. It’s a date.
Cool. I’ll remind you Friday and Saturday.
Hey Balls remind me what we’re doing.
Thanks Moose!
Hey Moose,
You used to be my hero. Now it’s just image dumps.
You used to be one of the best posters here, now it seems like you don’t even care.
Give me a big tit shot to let me know you heard me.
Those ARE big tits.
Brick got what he asked for.
Doesn’t seem very funny, however.
Not a Mickey Mouse fan, I see.
It’s like he’s presenting them!
Honestly didn’t even see him on the shirt.
Those are big tits. I asked, and he delivered.
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fuck you balls you didn’t OFFER to come to the Rams game with me. Eat shit.
I couldn’t make it. Figured there was no point saying, “Sorry, can’t make it!”
That’s OK nobody wanted to go with me.
I did. But I’m 3k miles away, and my family is a bunch of fuck ups I seem to have to deal with.
We’ll plan something tho if you want. You know my email.
Wow , I just re-read this post two hours later. I was trying to write comedy.
I guess in context these tits are not that big, but taken by themselves are quite massive.
Just for Ayo. Suck it, you asshole (and I really do mean that lovingly).
Also, this might be funny foar Brick too!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfWlot6h_JM
I like her music.
And her too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWNaR-rxAic
Between you and me, I like her music too.
Bullshit, you just wanna bang her. Which I totally get.
FAKE NEWS!
/not fake news
Have you ever stood watch in Engine Room lower Level?
No?
Well FUCK YOU
http://navylive.dodlive.mil/files/2013/05/130320-N-FG395-031-slider.jpg
My fucking hero.
Hey Moose,
You used to be my hero. Now it’s just image dumps.
You used to be one of the best posters here, now it seems like you don’t even care.
Give me a big tit shot to let me know you heard me.
I turned down an officer position on a nuclear sub to go straight to college actually.
Still not sure if I made the right decision there.
I was going to go into the Navy as a Lt. Top Gun type o’ thing.
I got talked out of it by family.
Then was going to go in after Vet School as a commissioned Major.
Got talked out of it again.
I do wonder what would have happened if I’d made the decision either time.
I just heard a story today about a Navy recruit fresh out of training camp. They needed to assign him a call name. He asked about a used drink and said he wanted to make sure it was his because of the backwash. So they assigned him the call name backwash. Seaman Backwash.
That’s a damn good joke.
I’ve been trying to passively get you jerkweeds to like Billy Talent (band name, not individual) for a while now.
You’re really starting to piss me off that you have not jumped on board.
They’re from Ontario FFS!!!! I THOUGHT WE LOVED CANADIA….ALLEGEDLY.
Don’t make me come find you for further persuasion….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEi84ULGlR0
First I’ve heard of them.
Dude.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAOnUF8t20w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPabKxzcy6o
I was expecting you to share their good songs here.
LMFAO. It’s a good thing I like you.
(tell me again why I like you?)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvK-3Ms3m34
Dispossessed! Great sporting word.
Hey Seamus:
I ain’t even smoked that dope yet.
-Brick
I don’t think that fits quite correctly.
Definitely too big.
Is it the team or…….
You say that like it’s a good thing.
Either smoke it up or send to me.
Geez, what an asshole.
Do it Ayo….
-Blair Walsh
“…..”
-Sasha Grey
There it is.
MAKE IT FUNNY.
-God, dictating the construction of the human elbow.
That mirror is criminally misplaced.
“katee owen nude gif” search solved that problem.
I remember the Old Washington.
State, District, or George?
– Martha
I had to google that. #metoo
Old Arlington. tWBS, I not only could tell you some good stories, I ‘d like to tell you some good stories.
You know where I live. I’ve got a guest room.
And it totally doesn’t have a peephole or a nanny cam.
As far as you know.
Has butter.
Folks, tune in.
https://www.twitch.tv/footy4ulive
For Brick:
That might be, literally, the nicest ass I’ve ever seen.
Yoga pants are like the best invention ever. Fuck the wheel, Fuck fire.
VOTE YOGA PANTS!!!!!!!!!!
The most honest pants.
Oy vey.
FINALLY, the match has started.
If you think that’s bad, you’ve never seen a “Diamond Dig”, a minor league promotion where a local jeweler buries a diamond in the infield somewhere, and then after the game ladies are invited to hunt for it. I’ve seen ball fields rendered unplayable after such events.
I’m not sure what either is…. but I know I like it.
These cocks are going to do it!
All right, we got a two-parter, music-based, expectation vs. reality:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzrjP6uq1oM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12c9ZVK-u6s
Dudes better
Being a male dancer is hard, especially when you gotta shave your huevos!
http://www.cc.com/video-clips/cdiam2/comedy-central-presents-shaving-your-huevos
Brick wants funny eh?
Remember when “Jake Locker” was a thing?
I would like to subscribe to her newsletter.
And then masturbate.
Not everybody’s thing, but six tits is six tits.
Brick has requested funny.
Merry Christmas, muddafukka….
What is Santa dropping into Buffalo? I’ll take “U” Da Man! for $800.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VQ_3sBZEm0
Duct tape really is very effective for keeping your captive from escaping while you….
Shit, I’ve said too much.
That guy is from my home town. What an asshole.
Which guy?
Did you know that Taylor Hawkins was the session drummer on Alanis Morrisette’s Jagged Little Pill recordings 22+ years ago?
I’m not saying that is a great thing, but it’s true. He definitely traded up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPcyTyilmYY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dD1cdRFQy2o
Don’t leave Mr. Balls out….. so to speak.
Great, we’re never gonna get Rex Ryan out of here now.
Now we’re talkin’!
They look just drunk enough to not realize what an asshole I am, while old enough to not get me brought up on statutory charges.
12/10….would take a shot.
That is about the only SFDFO of them that came up……. so……
These guys suck:
So do these guys. (This is an excellent photo, I used to be on one of these. You don’t deserve to hear the story)
These guys definitely suck. That’s the ugliest submarine I’ve ever seen.
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Somebody post something funny. I don’t wanna see any more tits because the internet and this site is choked with tits and non-sensical stuff. Including airplane engines. Post funny or go home.
(I’m willing to make exceptions for good T&A pictures)
This picture got me through my time in ‘Nam.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hf5uaRmYivY&ab_channel=GreenManFan888
What is the appeal of this show? People here like it so there is validity to that. I’ve never seen it. Should I watch it?
I am home.
me two.
Well, she’s just dandy.
I mean, yeah, it ended badly for everyone in the bar, but if you timed your exit right, I’d say worth it.
Psst, her name’s not really ‘Cherry’!
The hotel she works at was out of my price range and wasn’t available on Priceline.
Stripping in movies with the most clothes.
or Jessica Biel in the Oscar-Avoiding ‘Powder Blue’?
/this is about the only safe clip I could find from that movie, which I’ve never actually seen but now might have to
//also I now have a huge number of clips that claim to be ‘Jessica Biel nude!’ which are a) very much nude but b) very much not Ms. Biel
///I am not clicking on any of them
Here’s Ms. Biel is “Rules of Attraction’ a movie that asked the question, “What if the kid from ‘Dawson’s Creek’ was an asshole?”, and then never answered it.
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An uncredited Brett Kavanaugh can be seen wearing #75, or maybe that’s just his fondest wish.
Ellen has a lady boner and a clean-up later.
She does not skip leg day.
Damn you, BBC America. You cut off my favorite joke of “Twice Upon a Time”. Though by cutting off the joke, you make it more funny in a meta way. Nevermind, they included it in the commercial break. Which is one hell of a weird cut due to it being the end of a scene. That’s like inserting a commercial break in Die Hard in between “Do you think you have a chance against us, Cowboy?” and “Yippee Ki Yay, motherfucker!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlPReLn7Z5A&t=1m26s
Runner Ups:
First Doctor (from 1966) : “I hope it doesn’t offend you that I have some experience with the fairer sex.”
Female Companion (from 2018): “Me too.”
WWI Officer (from 1914): “…Good God.”
(Twelfth Doctor puts Sonic Sunglasses on First Doctor)
First Doctor: “Uh, why am I wearing these?”
Twelfth Doctor (smugly): “Because I love it. Never take those off.”
First Doctor: “What’s ‘Browser History’?”
(Twelfth Doctor panics and take them off)
In fairness… he didn’t want to go.
We’re gonna do stripper movie pictures and not talk about ‘Closer’? Clive Owen has never looked better!
You……beat me to it.
I have crazy strip club stories but all of them involve my wife so I can’t tell them.
What was her stage name?
Aunt Jemima.
Let’s just say mistakes were made.
I don’t know. Curvy. Sticky. I can dig it.
Something for everyone.
Nothing for the elite Germans….. YET.
Damn page flip.
*Page flip was my fault.
Oooof.
Dis is why we have workers’ comp. insurance, pplz.