It’s about time we saw the greatness that is Cody Kessler! He actually didn’t play that badly, did he? I’m not gona actually check out what the Jags braintrust said after the game but I do hope we see a Kessler run next week. Overseas, no less. I’d go over some other high/lowlights but that would mean stepping on King Hippo’s junk and I’m not the type. Nope, not me. Definitely not a junk-stepper. One last tilt to go folks… TO THE GAME!
Bengals/Chiefs:
Kansas City is scoring at a rate of 35 per game. Cincy is scoring at a lower rate. The Chiefs have a colander-centric defensive scheme that is quite generous to their opponents. The Bengalis have a wee bit of talent on their team. Here is my prediction-
Joe Mixon? He scores.
Kareem Hunt? He scores.
Tyler Boyd? He scores.
A.J. Green? He scores.
Tyler Eifert? He scores.
Tyreek Hill? He scores.
Travis Kelce? He scores.
John Ross? He doesn’t score.
Sammy Watkins? He scores.
C.J. Uzomah? He scores.
And there you have it. The scorenami ends in the Chiefs winning because that Mahomes kid just can’t be rattled. But don’t you fret-I’ve got faith in Andy Reid and his Gawd-given ability to undermine the talent at his disposal, no matter what level. It won’t happen tonight but somewhere down the road there will be diagrams scribbled on sweaty, marinara-stained napkins. Those napkins will ensure that the Chiefs don’t even sniff the success due them. It’s The Andy Reid Way.
Smoke ’em if ya got ’em. Otherwise, treat yourself to an ice cream sandwich.
It would be rather sad for Mahomes to stay in this game and suffer a season ending injury and have to rely on Chad Henne to command the playoff run. Ought to sit him.
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
one more drink?
At least. The comeback is on!
I am debating
This daily fantasy stuff is hot shit.
At least this bullshit helps the Ravens.
Really gon’ go zombie now.
Enjoy your night, humans.
You too.
one month till Thanksgiving and “lazy” work days. Its the best time of the year.
The comeback is on!
The fuck are they kicking a field goal for?!
Oh yeah, Marvin Lewis
such a Marvin move, kick a FG down 38-7
$12.00??? This must be in my hotel’s lobby.
You know, Moose? I’m a tad afraid KC’s 30-point murdering is a tad more legit than ours, ahead of next week’s matchup.
Just a touch.
what should we encourage Romonobyl to piss on while he’s in Virginia Beach? Assuming it’s too late for him to urinate publicly tonite.
Fun fact: Jimi Hendrix opened for them in ’66.
We know which band…. member is the dick.
Too late for tonight, but I have two weeks to go,
I think I know what was going on in the Cincy locker room at halftime
heheh, right in the butt
I’m glad I tuned in just in time for the total Bungles meltdown.
I would like Andy Dalton a lot more if he acted as much like Fry as his hair horn looks like Fry
Well, at least the Bengals get the ball right back.
Hai, dozo. Wakarimasen.
The Marvin Lewis highlight reel continues to grow
I think KC just might have this one
breakout the victory ribs!
at least Dalton threw a TD?
This is what happens when you’re into anal…
yeah, that’s awful rapey
and WHAT DO IT HAVE TO DO WITH TEH OIL??
primetime red rocket has officially arrived
lol
why is “Ninja” a white guy?
Cause it’s a handle for streaming video games and white guys of that age dig ninjas?
Clearly you’ve never played Fortnite. I’m not surprised he’s white, I’m surprised he’s over 14.
that’s on PC. it has the same pull on mobile? I cant keep up with this crap.
Is the Kansas City Mascot a giant rat?
No, that’s just the coach.
Hehehehe
That Khunt is a slippery one.
The Deuce is very much and up and down show, (especially the porn segments! Hey-O!), but tonight’s episode was fantastic.
Anyway, enough of all that pussy, back to the Khunt.
I have a feeling I’m going to check out by the end of the 3rd quarter.
Unrealistic. No drink.
there is no way we’ll get a KC and RAMIT Superb Owl. We cant have nice things.
would be too nice a thing
If we do, they’ll both wear the unis they’re wearing today and we’ll have the KETCHUP AND MUSTARD BOWL
“Tonight’s first half highlights are brought to you by Chevrolet”.
Oh really? I kinda thought they were brought to me by fucking Andy Dalton being a goddamned idiot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0mxOXbWIU
Thought you were zombie-ing.
I’m trying, but the zombies who came from Cincy and who showed up in KC are screwing with me.
I need 26 points GAMBLOR. Thy will be done.
$5USD for a little box of Chips Ahoy?!?! I hate hotels.
Shit. You can Uber Eats a grocery store run for beer and a whole package of Chips Ahoy for only a $5 surcharge
that’s why you set the AC to sub arctic and leave the lights on.
Or leave an upped decker.
OK, that made me laugh.
Considered that, but I’ll prolly dry-dock one instead…in honor of the nearby shipyards.
Now, now, the housekeeping staff doesn’t set those prices, nor do they profit from them.
Gotta stop for snacks on the way home from the bar
Would have, but I’m on foot. Not risking anything on the company’s dime.
No 7-11 between bar and hotel? Lame.
This red-on-red uniform makes the Chiefs players look like they are covered in barbecue sauce. I don’t think that is a good idea.
So I guess the Cowboys lost on a garbage call? Well, I look forward to the NFL justifying it at great length by Wednesday and Tony Dungy never speaking of it again.
Putting his feelings about in the closet, so to speak.
Eh, the Cowboys lost because they’re the Cowboys and the entire NFC East is a shitshow
True dat.
I’d like to disagree, but I just can’t.
stop triggering me you two!!!
/non-gendered Cowpersons, PLEASE
Hubris meets reality.
Why is The Dunge yelling at Tirico? Has he displeased him in some way?
Probably found out that Tirico bought a house next door to a gay couple.
He isn’t publicly proselytizing for Our Lord And Savior Christ Eternal, so…. yes.
Alright. Going to turn off the lights and stare into the darkness whilst I slowly go insane(r).
Does Dwayne Johnson realize that there is an NFL team called the Titans?
The Rock presents: What if Sports . . . Were Metaphors?
I really am going to go watch zombies now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClyIvwVjPj0
But … Why?
Because I’m a good sport, and I always congratulate my opponents, even in defeat.
BUT I STILL FUCKING HATE LOSING AND I’VE LOST FIVE STRAIGHT FUCKING WEEKS.
more or less
I meant, why watch zombies?
What may or may not happen in a post-apocalyptic society, and how the societal “norms” would be altered, has always held interest for me. I’m a psychology nerd.
The zombies aren’t the attraction. Just the tool.
LOL, I just said “tool”.
Give it a year or two and you won’t have to watch TV to see this, you’ll just look out the front door and there it will be..
Isn’t this from the photo montage in Goodfellas?
I really wish every end zone was equipped with that dog from Duck Hunt who would point and laugh whenever a kicker misses. Like some sort of canine Priests of Shank’lor
Could you please throw it to Tyler Boyd at least once you soulless redheaded spawn of Satan?
Hello LAAAAADIES!
It’s Not Unusual …
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGRZBa4cKWA
So…if Andy Reid wins a super bowl, instead of Disneyland I bet he’s going to a Cracker Barrel
Golden Corral is hurt by your dismissal of them as the “Official Home of Andy Reid.”
As a fat fuck, yeah, he’s taking over an all-you-can-eat place.
Although to be frank, the ultimate would be the Bellagio buffet all to himself.
Exactly
Let’s be real: Andy Reid has an entire Cracker Barrel already built in his garage just for him.
a ranch in montana, were he just eats the herd
two timeouts used before one play is run, and it’s NOT andy reid doing it?
Maybe it’s some kind of Bene Gesserit mind control thing.
Andy Reid has a beautiful mind?
That is a plate of ribs, look up.
is it Friday yet?
Sorry, overreacted.
That woman deserves a second Mercedes
–The Legal firm of Bernard and Bernard
That right there is special.
There are two things in that pic that are out of my price range.
So you can afford the car then……
Three things…
Evening campers. Staggered back from some shithole but pretty cool dive bar here in what is apparently Redacted country after watching that abomination of a “football” game by Dallas. At least there was one other Cowboys fan in the place, but she’s married to an Eagles fan. I’m so confused…
Where you at? There are a weird number of Redacteds pockets across the lower half of the eastern part of the country, left over from before there were expansion teams
Virginia Beach. Two weeks to go, it’s a work thing.
Virginia Beach is fun, I almost got arrested there once for being on a roof I wasn’t supposed to be on
Car or building?
They have a train that goes to the downtown bars. I will be using that to my advantage.
Dalton: “Dammit, I can’t get it to Green. He’s double-covered.”
Green: “Why don’t you throw it to someone else occasionally? Keep the defense honest.”
Dalton: “I have other receivers?!”
Other WRs and TEs: “Yo!”
Dalton: “Why don’t I throw it to the other receivers? Keep the defense honest.”
So if KHunt goes down this whole facade collapses on itself correct?
Prego-puncher gets hurt? Yes, they are not as good, but Better Mahomes and Gardens is running the show.
All it took for them to fall to pieces in the playoffs last year was Kelce going down.
*Alex Smiff.
Just feeling homesick’s all
Nice.
Mom snapped back into shape right proper.
holy shit, Red Rocket
Beat …… me to it.
Oh for fuck’s sake, Sling TV, you have ONE JOB. Play the damn football already!
Lookit that SCRAPPY white kid, knowing teh rules!