I think maybe…maybe….just maybe I drank too much yesterday during the baxetballing.
Yesterday, I had bought a 1.75 litre bottle of vodka. And then this morning I noticed half of it was gone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97ECZMvbLxg
Now….(ahem)…. In my defense, I did have family and friends over yesterday. So it is very possible some of them got into it. And in all honesty, I didn’t think I drank that much. But if I did and didn’t feel drunk at any point….? Well that’s not good, right?
So, perhaps the “tWBS needs an intervention” tag which I put on all of my posts might have just taken on a new and bigger meaning than comedy…..?
Meh, screw it.
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As My Good Friend, Scotchnaut Would Say…
Scotchnaut: Let’s get drunk on Scotch!!!!!
tWBS: No no, not that one.
Scotchnaut: Bourbon!!!!!!
tWBS: Nooooooo!!!!!
Scotchnaut: Oh right, sorry….TO THE GAMES!!!!!
tWBS: THERE IT IS!!!!!
Already in progress….
- (9)Central Florida v (1)Duke
Upcoming momentarily…
(6)Buffalo (+3.5, +115) v (3)Texas Tech – 6:10pmEDT – TV: TNT
- Mark my words….the winner of this one will make the Final Four
(12)Liberty(+6.5, +115) v (4)Virginia Tech – 7:10pmEDT – TV: TBS
- Who gives a fuck who wins this one? But this is your value pick ATS methinks. Take the castrated Turkeys and go.
(9)Oklahoma(+11.5, +120) v (1)Virginia – 7:45pmEDT – TV: TRUTV
- Virginia will wear down the Sooners and win this one, no doubt. But probably by 8pts or less. Bet accordingly.
(11)thee Ohio State(+5.5, +110) v (3)Houston – 8:40pmEDT – TV: TNT
- Cougars gon’ feast on some weird nuts. Buckeyes I think they’re called.
(13)UC Irvine(+5, +105) v (12)Oregon – 9:40pmEDT – TV: TBS
- The game no one cares about (sorry SoS), in a town no one gives a shit about, and a tip time (It’s Sunday night FFS) no one gives a shit about. Frankly, I don’t even care who wins this one. An Anteater fighting a Duck is frankly horrifying to me. And I’d stay the hell away from it from a betting standpoint. But I’m still willing to look at their cheerleaders and decide. Shall we?
M’kay. That didn’t help. At least not in the way I had intended. Now I kinda care about this game.
But either way, wow, I should have gone to Irvine. Or Eugene. West coast is the best coast.
Meh…..We’ll call it a draw.
Like I said before, don’t bet this game. You will lose. Because you suck just as much as I do.
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Not In Tournament
- (6)Harvard @ (2)NC State – 7:30pmEDT – ESPNU
- (4)Nebraska @ (1)TCU – 9:30pmEDT – ESPNU
Hey I don’t have a problem…YOU have a problem!!!!!
NHL
- ColorAdo @ Chi**** – 8:00pmEDT – TV: NBCSN
NBA
- San Antonio @ Boston – 7:30pmEDT – TV: NBATV
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In All Seriousness, Everyone, Please Be Safe.
…And drive safely.
Love ya’s.
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The Swedish skip in this women’s curling match is kinda foxy.
Well I’ve been home now for a couple hours, capping off a week and change of opera playing, including spending two nights at Senorita Weaselo’s, fucking up a tire on the Van Wyck, and at some point I’ll have a meal at home again. So, how the fuck you doin, boys (and girls)?
/Also please vote, they are really really close today
I just retied both with my votes. You’re welcome.
You knew Oregon was gonna go on a deep tourney run because they have a small, “scrappy” point guard who pulls deep three’s out of his ass.
Hazzard is an awesome last name. I’m guessing it’s of Ashkenazi Jewish origin.
The last Muslim I saw with more steals than Amin, was a Saudi with no hands.
Why do these announcers keep saying “dogfight” when “duckfight” is right there?
Damn Oregon sucks ass and Altman recruits known rapists who then go on to strike in Eugene — then they pull these BS draws for a Sweet sixteen run. Such bull — they are not a top 20 squad.
Hey! Put that water down! Water is for winners! And don’t bother going back to your dorms. We’ve give those to the Asian Students who are at the computer labs overnight as they will probably win in life. You’re sleeping in the Freshman Dorms with the elevators with cardboard on the floor covering at least six different types of bodily fluids.
I may be taking this OSU loss kind of hard.
Do the players need to start attending An Ohio State University?
Fuck Duke. Fuck Gronk, the Ted Cruz-looking tripping asshole from Duke of the NFL. Fuck the P*ts because, well …
Slave handjobs?
Slavejobs?
Houston is ending their night like most of us: busting a nut and calling it a win.
Ohio State looking like my mid-twenties with a massive scoring drought reinforcing minor depression
Not sure if shared yet on DFO, but we have a nominee for Best Loss of the Year:
https://www.cbssports.com/boxing/news/boxer-taunts-his-opponent-in-final-moments-of-title-bout-gets-knocked-out/
Have they learned nothing from Smash Bros?
last funny:
evolutionary psychology is astrology for incels
Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. And those hookers were dead when I got there. And I don’t know how the nun got involved, but the orangutan was there for an entirely unrelated reason.
Oh shit Gronk actually did retire, not just a rumor.
Can you develop CTE if you’re born with it?
Every actor in American Gods is a scene stealer, but Orlando Jones has stolen the whole fucking series
He has a tendency to do that. He not too funny or too hammy. Its just he shows up for a scene or two and that’s all you remember.
Sixth best actor in The Replacements
His first appearance in American Gods last season certainly nails that description.
I’m afraid to start season 2 after how good s1 was. Same as what happened with Better Call Saul (also it hit way too close to home). Same with The OA, too, now that s2 of that is available.
There’s one, maybe two, books about Mr. Nancy that Neil Gaiman wrote. They would be pretty good as standalone series.
OH. I should add Taboo to that above list. I don’t know if there even will be a season 2, but I think I’m good on that one, too.
Sorry, Spammy. I don’t like how this has started.
shit….Ducks hitting their shots….
SUCK IT HARVARD/AMAKER!!
/ONE OF TEH BEST 76 WOO!!!!!
Story of my life.
Wooten for the ducks is good. watch out….
Holy shit, I’m in first place in the DFO pool?
Well, that goes to show you, my fool proof system of picking teams with Canadians/teams that have been historically good to Canadians is can’t miss!
Check it out:
http://fantasy.espn.com/tournament-challenge-bracket/2019/en/group?groupID=2900413
Whereas I bragged aboot winning last year, and am now being punished into near-last place.
this warriors vs pistons game is good….
I’ve spent multiple days researching and testing and preparing for today’s meal – featured on Sunday Gravy in two weeks – and was almost ready to serve then I realized…
This shit was vegetarian!
So I cooked some bacon to use as a garnish.
I feel better about life now.
found a funny:
[trying to impress my stepson] hey bud, did you dab on that algebra test today
I CARE ABOOT THE ANTEATERS!
Sounds like someone who shall remain nameless maybe placed a bet?
ZOT ZOT!!!!!
hey now, we have tens of readers. TENS!!
In a just world this would have exactly ten likes