Your “Sometimes Less Is More” Friday Evening Open Thread

OK, I have to be careful here.  Because I respect women a great deal.  And I sincerely mean that.

In fact ironically, trying very hard (phrasing) to be respectful has seriously gotten me in trouble in some relationships lately.  Although I still am not sure why.  I’ve been told I’m trying too hard.

I thought women wanted a guy who was present and willing to communicate openly.  Apparently I was wrong.

Ouch….see what I mean?

But I mean it when I say that the main thing I respect about a woman is her mind, her intellect, and her sense of humour.

STOP LAUGHING I’M SERIOUS!!!!!!!  THANKS OBAMA!!!!!!

Anywhooooo….  Getting back to the subject at hand….

Of course that doesn’t mean I don’t also appreciate the outward beauty of a woman who is physically attractive.

Sorry, not sorry.  I have testosterone.  Just the way it is.

And when I cross paths with an attractive girl, what I look at first is her legs.

Now don’t get me wrong, if she has great legs but a face like a train wreck?  Or she’s missing a few toes?  Or is brandishing a weapon?

Shit….I said I have be careful.  Dammit.  I wasn’t, was I?

Anywhooooo…..

Physically speaking, a woman’s legs is what I first notice usually if they are at a distance from me.  Sure, face, eyes, etc. if up close.  But from a distance, it’s always the legs.  And now that warmer weather is here?  Yeah, you see where I’m headed.

OK, I guess that’s more ass than legs. Soooooo….sue me.

So in honour of my leg fetish, this week it’s Mini-Skirt Week!!!!!

Sportsballing Which Will Make You Feel Shorted 2Nite

NHL

Nada.  Game three of the Stanley Cup Finals tomorrow.  STL and BOS tied 1-1.

NBA

Nuthin’.  Game two of the NBA Finals on Sunday.  TOR up 1-0 on GS.

MLB

Full schedule, but no national broadcasts.  As usual on a Friday.

Fun fact:  I had tickets tonight to Giants at Orioles but gave them away because I didn’t want to make the drive.

Full Schedule

NCAA Baseball Tournament

  • Ohio State @ Vanderbilt – 7:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN2
  • Mercer @ UGa – 7:oopmEDT – TV: SECN
  • Stony Brook @ LSU – 7:00pmEDT – TV: ESPNU
  • Cincy @ Oregon State – 10:00pmEDT – TV: ESPNU

All other evening games streaming on ESPN3

Full Schedule

If You’ve Got ‘Em, Show ‘Em

Enjoy….

Dear Lord….

I have no further comment.

Enjoy your weekend everyone.

Love ya’s.

(Now I have to love myself for a few minutes)

(next week I’ll be in California again so it’ll probably be Beaches and Bikinis again)

((sorry, not sorry))

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theeWeeBabySeamus
An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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BrettFavresColonoscopy

You’re not wrong just an asshole

Brick Meathook

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Beerguyrob

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Brick Meathook

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Wakezilla

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Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Mr. Ayo

Taste the rainbow!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Mr. Ayo

Oooh, grape!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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No judgement, but I get motion sickness fairly easily.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

To go box.

yeah right

Unleashing some demons up in this place.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysGjmm648ds

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

Instagram says this is okay!?!?!!?>! SMGDH WHARBLE GARBLE HARUMPH HARUMPH HARUMPH

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Fake news.

Brick Meathook

That’s actually a really cool floor:
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Brick Meathook

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WCS

Only in the Department of the Navy. (The pilot could be a Marine.)

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Mr. Ayo

Slow

Unsurprised

I WANT SOME BUTTS!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Nobody noticed; but she has somewhat large breastestes.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Whoops.

Wakezilla

hnnngh!

Mr. Ayo

The top of that dress must be harder than me.

Unsurprised

I binged the last season of Veep today.

Wakezilla

Dirt Argos trailing by 11 to the Dirt Broncos. Right where they want them

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WCS

Touchdown, two-pointer, and a field goal. I’ve seen weirder things.

ballsofsteelandfury

Those buttcheeks are magical.

Porky Prime

Mother in law guilted me into doing my weeds today. I got so into it I even raked the windblown tree shit off the putting green. Got out the putter and a few balls…

…And then the mosquitos descended. Fuckin’ May.

blaxabbath

“Fuckin May.”

– Torries (?)

litre_cola

Is that what you call it?

blaxabbath

Dbacks already ten games back. Why bother?

Senor Weaselo

Hey, don’t forget the Royals!

Wakezilla

Season 1 of Titans was excellent. I even didn’t mind the unfinished ending. With that said, season 2 can’t come soon enough

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Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Where’s the Jacker?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

Me gusta

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Senor Weaselo

She stuck the landing.

Unsurprised

Oh shit. This is the real porn.

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Horatio Cornblower

I think I like watching the Red Sox lose more than the Yankees win, but when they lose to the Yankees, well, let’s just say Peter North is more restrained.

Also I only caught the beginning and very end because the ‘Deadwood’ movie was on HBO and I was not gonna miss that.

Senor Weaselo

And the Rays lost!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Wakezilla

“I made an error in stating that Sri Lanka recent terrorist attacks were by Shias. Not true. It was by wasabi Sunnis. ”

Looks like that journalists just made another spicy mistake

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Unsurprised

Damn Republ— Oh, wait. But I was told to vote Blue no matter who.

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Wakezilla

The good: Shipped Mrs. Wakezilla and Toddlerzilla to Vancouver for the week

The Bad: It’s so I can actually do work in my distance ed courses. Also, the air is unbreatheable. But at least I can post on here.. How we doing tonight?

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litre_cola

Have time for the final at the bar tomorrow?

Wakezilla

It’s on at 1, Calgary time, right? I should be able to make that! I got some on-line videos I have to make in the morning at BVC. If things go smoothly, I should be able to make it

ballsofsteelandfury

Very well now!

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Mr. Ayo

I’d clean that mirror for her.

litre_cola

That is how they get you.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Senor Weaselo

Mazel tov!

herodotus450

Newfies all tied up with the… Toledoies after 2. Some midwest biologist must’ve had an eyeball fetish back in the day: walleye, buckeye, hawkeye.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Fronkenshteen

I’d love to sit one barstool over from Jim Kaat tonight after this game and get him to vent. Bob Costas is fucking insufferable.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

Good old-fashion French porn.

litre_cola

They are playing a more dysfunctional team. Even with the 3 championships this decade the Giants are below .500. Rebuild? Fuck no, let’s bring in Longoria and bury our *prospects in Sacramento.

Not much in the cupboard.

litre_cola

When they dealt Panik it was the beginning of the downfall. The infield has always been great defensively, Fat Panda included. Panik goes, it makes Crawford worse and Longo has been mediocre at 3rd when healthy.

Mr. Ayo

She seems nice.

Unsurprised

I miss Mexico

Fronkenshteen

OVER THE LINE!!!

Senor Weaselo

Those don’t look like league approved footwear.

Fronkenshteen

Just got to know Louis C.K.’s “Horace and Pete’s” a bit today. Holy shit. We’re re-subscribing to Hulu tonight to watch it, as all available YouTube vids are of shit quality.

Brick Meathook

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Fronkenshteen

Wot’s the live money line on Red Sox right now? Worth a look, right?

Unsurprised

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litre_cola

Sweet mother of God that ass.

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Vica Kereces

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If you disrespect her, CH might have to cut a bitch.

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Unsurprised

Personally, I don’t give a shit.
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Ian Scott McCormick

My thought process tonight: We eat too much meat. I’ve really gotta figure out something without meat for one night. But what? Potatoes? Yeah. Potatoes aren’t meat. I could make frites. I COULD MAKE STEAK FRITES. Yeah. That sounds good. Wait, I sense I’m drifting off course. What was I talking about? Ah yes, wine. Steak frites and wine. You’ve done it again, Hambone.

herodotus450

Can’t believe you forgot to put the ECHL Kelly Cup Finals, game 4, in the schedule. It’s the Growlers vs. The Walleye in some hot, mostly-better-than-beer-league-hockey action