OK, I have to be careful here. Because I respect women a great deal. And I sincerely mean that.
In fact ironically, trying very hard (phrasing) to be respectful has seriously gotten me in trouble in some relationships lately. Although I still am not sure why. I’ve been told I’m trying too hard.
I thought women wanted a guy who was present and willing to communicate openly. Apparently I was wrong.
Ouch….see what I mean?
But I mean it when I say that the main thing I respect about a woman is her mind, her intellect, and her sense of humour.
STOP LAUGHING I’M SERIOUS!!!!!!! THANKS OBAMA!!!!!!
Anywhooooo…. Getting back to the subject at hand….
Of course that doesn’t mean I don’t also appreciate the outward beauty of a woman who is physically attractive.
Sorry, not sorry. I have testosterone. Just the way it is.
And when I cross paths with an attractive girl, what I look at first is her legs.
Now don’t get me wrong, if she has great legs but a face like a train wreck? Or she’s missing a few toes? Or is brandishing a weapon?
Shit….I said I have be careful. Dammit. I wasn’t, was I?
Anywhooooo…..
Physically speaking, a woman’s legs is what I first notice usually if they are at a distance from me. Sure, face, eyes, etc. if up close. But from a distance, it’s always the legs. And now that warmer weather is here? Yeah, you see where I’m headed.
So in honour of my leg fetish, this week it’s Mini-Skirt Week!!!!!
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Sportsballing Which Will Make You Feel Shorted 2Nite
NHL
Nada. Game three of the Stanley Cup Finals tomorrow. STL and BOS tied 1-1.
NBA
Nuthin’. Game two of the NBA Finals on Sunday. TOR up 1-0 on GS.
MLB
Full schedule, but no national broadcasts. As usual on a Friday.
Fun fact: I had tickets tonight to Giants at Orioles but gave them away because I didn’t want to make the drive.
NCAA Baseball Tournament
- Ohio State @ Vanderbilt – 7:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN2
- Mercer @ UGa – 7:oopmEDT – TV: SECN
- Stony Brook @ LSU – 7:00pmEDT – TV: ESPNU
- Cincy @ Oregon State – 10:00pmEDT – TV: ESPNU
All other evening games streaming on ESPN3
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If You’ve Got ‘Em, Show ‘Em
Enjoy….
Dear Lord….
I have no further comment.
Enjoy your weekend everyone.
Love ya’s.
(Now I have to love myself for a few minutes)
(next week I’ll be in California again so it’ll probably be Beaches and Bikinis again)
((sorry, not sorry))
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You’re not wrong just an asshole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-2A20W5X3Y
Tough but fair.
Oooooof
Taste the rainbow!
Oooh, grape!
No judgement, but I get motion sickness fairly easily.
To go box.
Unleashing some demons up in this place.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysGjmm648ds
Instagram says this is okay!?!?!!?>! SMGDH WHARBLE GARBLE HARUMPH HARUMPH HARUMPH
I’m totally willing to press that.
Fake news.
That’s actually a really cool floor:
Only in the Department of the Navy. (The pilot could be a Marine.)
Slow
I WANT SOME BUTTS!
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Nobody noticed; but she has somewhat large breastestes.
Whoops.
hnnngh!
The top of that dress must be harder than me.
I binged the last season of Veep today.
Dirt Argos trailing by 11 to the Dirt Broncos. Right where they want them
Touchdown, two-pointer, and a field goal. I’ve seen weirder things.
Those buttcheeks are magical.
Mother in law guilted me into doing my weeds today. I got so into it I even raked the windblown tree shit off the putting green. Got out the putter and a few balls…
…And then the mosquitos descended. Fuckin’ May.
“Fuckin May.”
– Torries (?)
I wish I had some weed to do.
Oh wait, you meant….never mind.
Also, I plan to get out my putter and couple of balls here in just a few minutes.
Is that what you call it?
Dbacks already ten games back. Why bother?
Amateurs!!!!
– Baltimore
Hey, don’t forget the Royals!
Season 1 of Titans was excellent. I even didn’t mind the unfinished ending. With that said, season 2 can’t come soon enough
They make me want to commit a crime and then get violent with me.
Where’s the Jacker?
Me gusta
She stuck the landing.
Oh shit. This is the real porn.
https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js
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I think I like watching the Red Sox lose more than the Yankees win, but when they lose to the Yankees, well, let’s just say Peter North is more restrained.
Also I only caught the beginning and very end because the ‘Deadwood’ movie was on HBO and I was not gonna miss that.
And the Rays lost!
“I made an error in stating that Sri Lanka recent terrorist attacks were by Shias. Not true. It was by wasabi Sunnis. ”
Looks like that journalists just made another spicy mistake
Damn Republ— Oh, wait. But I was told to vote Blue no matter who.
The good: Shipped Mrs. Wakezilla and Toddlerzilla to Vancouver for the week
The Bad: It’s so I can actually do work in my distance ed courses. Also, the air is unbreatheable. But at least I can post on here.. How we doing tonight?
Have time for the final at the bar tomorrow?
It’s on at 1, Calgary time, right? I should be able to make that! I got some on-line videos I have to make in the morning at BVC. If things go smoothly, I should be able to make it
Very well now!
I’d clean that mirror for her.
That is how they get you.
Mazel tov!
Newfies all tied up with the… Toledoies after 2. Some midwest biologist must’ve had an eyeball fetish back in the day: walleye, buckeye, hawkeye.
I haven’t posted this in a while. My mind’s eye of what a real DFO Clubhouse would turn into.
But also a nice short skirt kinda thing towards the end. So….bonus?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K38xNqZvBJI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfNluQ888g4
I’d love to sit one barstool over from Jim Kaat tonight after this game and get him to vent. Bob Costas is fucking insufferable.
Those are some seriously stressed buttons.
Good old-fashion French porn.
Hey look, the Orioles aren’t playing like mental degenerates tonight.
Well, not yet.
Maybe I should have gone.
They are playing a more dysfunctional team. Even with the 3 championships this decade the Giants are below .500. Rebuild? Fuck no, let’s bring in Longoria and bury our *prospects in Sacramento.
Not much in the cupboard.
That was a heckuva play to get that force at 2nd.
By the Giants I mean. That ball gets thru, its a five run game.
When they dealt Panik it was the beginning of the downfall. The infield has always been great defensively, Fat Panda included. Panik goes, it makes Crawford worse and Longo has been mediocre at 3rd when healthy.
I want to join the Air Force.
She seems nice.
I’m thirsty.
I miss bowling.
I miss Mexico
OVER THE LINE!!!
Those don’t look like league approved footwear.
Just got to know Louis C.K.’s “Horace and Pete’s” a bit today. Holy shit. We’re re-subscribing to Hulu tonight to watch it, as all available YouTube vids are of shit quality.
Wot’s the live money line on Red Sox right now? Worth a look, right?
Sweet mother of God that ass.
Vica Kereces
If you disrespect her, CH might have to cut a bitch.
Personally, I don’t give a shit.
My thought process tonight: We eat too much meat. I’ve really gotta figure out something without meat for one night. But what? Potatoes? Yeah. Potatoes aren’t meat. I could make frites. I COULD MAKE STEAK FRITES. Yeah. That sounds good. Wait, I sense I’m drifting off course. What was I talking about? Ah yes, wine. Steak frites and wine. You’ve done it again, Hambone.
Can’t believe you forgot to put the ECHL Kelly Cup Finals, game 4, in the schedule. It’s the Growlers vs. The Walleye in some hot, mostly-better-than-beer-league-hockey action
My bad.
But so what you’re saying is…..
(wait for it)
…I “shorted” you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YMPAH67f4o
Oh come on, that was clever of me.