Your “Halloween Shows Up Early” Friday Evening Open Thread

Sorry not sorry.  That’s just the way it goes sometimes.

Normally, I do this theme for Halloween.  But looking at the calendar I’m going to miss it by a day this year.  It’s on a Thursday and doing it six days early seems stupid.

Though I still have to think of something for 1 November I guess.

/sighs heavily

//cries a little

But fortunately, today is a Friday the 13th.

And a lot of folks like to watch horror films on Friday the 13th.  Plus I can re-use a banner image from last year.  Thank you Photoshop!!!!!

So we’re doing Scary Sexy Cosplay  tonight.

 

My Julius Isn’t Ded!!!!!

OK, first let me point out that is not a euphemism.  But I probably need to explain.

A few years ago I got into the habit of feeding my ducks in the backyard twice a day.  Then the squirrels got wise to it and started coming to get theirs.

The ducks, unfortunately, have since died (male) or disappeared (female).

And I do not feed the geese.  Fuck those assholes.

(Senor Weaselo knows what I’m talkin’ ’bout)

Anywhooooooo….

The squirrels had continued to come and get their fill.  For a long time it was as many as 7 or 8 at a time.  Then a couple of months ago the numbers started to dwindle.  And then I noticed that the hawks were hanging around.  Then the last squirrel standing was my Julius.  He’s a newbie.  And he’s (almost) tame.  When I’m out in the garage doing stuff he’ll come in and hide under Dave and peek out at me from behind the front tire.  Then I giggle a little.  Then I feed him.

We’ve gotten to be friends.  I would feed him, then he’d leave and go back up his tree.

Well, Julius had not shown up for the past week.  Maybe a little more.  I kinda figured he had gotten eaten.  It happens.

This morning I was in the garage doing some stuff.  I turned around and there he is.  My Julius.  After being MIA for at least a week.  He was peeking up from under Dave.  Staring me down for food.  I won’t lie, that was the happiest moment of my week this week.

Then he went back up his tree.

But cover your ass Julius.  The hawks are still out there.

Sports Which Will Scare You And Make You Squirrelly 2Nite

NCAA Football

  • U*NC @ Wake Forest – 6:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN
  • Wazzou @ Houston – 9:15pmEDT – TV: ESPN

MLB

  • Minnesota @ Cleveland – 7:00pmEDT – TV: MLBN (regional split)
  • Milwaukee @ #BFIB – 8:00pmEDT – TV: MLBN (regional split)

Full Schedule

Also, I’d like to point out that the Baltimore Orioles and the Detroit Tigers begin a series tonight.  Wanna talk about scared and feeling squirrelly?  That’s gonna suck.

(As an aside I do not recommend searching youtube for songs about sucking)

((Be more specific, trust me))

Halloween Comes Early

I’m glad I never did that.

(get it?)

When I was a kid, clowns used to scare the crap outta me.  But she doesn’t seem so bad.

/is immediately killed and stuffed into a clown car

Have a great weekend everyone.

Love ya’s

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An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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Spur
Spur

Spur lives his live 1 month’s paycheck at a time.

Spur

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Spur

I can listen to the following on repeat until the weed and whisky wear off

Radiohead OK Computer
Wilco Whisky Hotel Foxtrot
Flaming Lips – Yoshimi Battles
Blood Orange – Cupid Deluxe
Arcade Fire – The Suburbs
Haim – Days Are Gone
Chance the Rapper – Coloring Book
The Fountain OST

WCS

I hadn’t eaten all day, so a friend of our’s joined the family for dinner at our favorite Mexican restaurant. I proceeded to house a bowl of bean dip, three enchilladas, and cornbread ice cream sundae.

Me at this moment:comment image
(Artist’s rendering)

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I had leftovers, and there weren’t too many and it had lots of veggies, so I felt good about what I ate. And then I went and got two donuts.

Unsurprised

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Spur

Vince knew Walker was a pig and was right.

Horatio Cornblower

The fuck are you on about?

Spur

Fast and Furious the 1st one about DVD players

litre_cola
litre_cola

Spur, I ate an edible an hour and a half ago, listening to tunes, family in bed and poured myself a Macallan. You are correct weed, whisky, tunes.

Spur
Spur

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Horatio Cornblower

Just drunk enough to go on Fortnite and tell all the 10-year olds who kill me that I’m their real father, even though their Mom prefers it in the ass.

My screen name? Sill.

Spur

look me up when the new Modern Warfare drops.

Horatio Cornblower

The last CoD did nothing for me. Even the zombies sucked.

Spur
litre_cola

Wife just went to bed. Whisky time? Whisky time.

Spur

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Spur
BrettFavresColonoscopy

Fuck it, I’m going to watch the replay of the Geelong West Coast game and then go to sleep.

Spur

Johnny Trans is in a gay relationship with his 2nd in command, Lance. He acts out in anger to other car gangs from suppressed closeted rage.

Spur

Whisky, weed and music name a better threesome

Mr. Ayo

Me, Beckinsale, and Hurley.

litre_cola

I cannot.

WCS

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Plus whiskey.

Horatio Cornblower

Hang on while I kick this shit into overdrive…
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Spur

Jordana Brewster is maybe 19 in the Fast & Furious ( too old for Paul Walker) comment image

Mr. Ayo

Is she into future dead guys?

Because I’m definitely one of those.

Horatio Cornblower

Pretty sure she’s got a good chance to catch up with him.

Brocky

I enjoy mocking a creep in death as much as the next guy, but there’s no way that’s not embellishment..

I doubt she wasn’t 21 when she made the faculty, the same time walker made varsity blues. Guy was weird but it didn’t expand that far

Horatio Cornblower

Was Walker a creep? I heard he was a good guy, but that was after he died.

Brocky

Supposedly he was dating a teenager when he died, but i never saw anything confirming it.

One unfortunate thing i did find out was that he was a mormon, a sect with the unfortunate reputation of taking younger brides

Brocky

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Spur
King Hippo

#BFIB lead 10-nil 😀

Brocky

Shamelessly reposting from last night, but fukkit, whatcha gonna do? Kiss on the lifeguards while I drown in a lake?
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Spur

The Fast and Furious does not hold up. The major heist is for DVD players. How did anyone take Ja Rule seriously?

Sharkbait

Shouldve gone with the Blood and Ice Cream trilogy

Spur
Spur

Vin Diesel is claimed by Hispanics . He ranges from 5’6 to 6’4. WE DONT KNOW OR CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Unsurprised

Do we have to take him?

Spur

YES . michael peña is a scientologist

King Hippo
Mr. Ayo

The song or the girl?

Spur

AM HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NV LEGAL WEED

Spur
Spur
Mr. Ayo
Unsurprised

I need booze.

herodotus450

Sort’ve fitting that this vaunted “air raid” matchup comes so close to 9/11.
/Because it unexpectedly sucks

Spur

Hot Fuzz or the 1st Fast and the Furious ? Cant decide

Unsurprised

Hot Fuzz

King Hippo

paint drying?

Sharkbait

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Horatio Cornblower

Just jerk off and go to bed.

Spur

Natalia 42 vs Lytle 10 in the Medina County War
GO WAR HORSES

ballsofsteelandfury

Do you want me to make Natalia 42 your Pormhub search term of the week?

Spur

830!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

King Hippo

Natalia and horses

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Evening. I’m going to be useless tonight. Don’t let me stay up past 11 Pacific

ballsofsteelandfury

You need to go to sleep now so you can wake up at 3 AM for the GWS game!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

That was my original plan but then I decided I wanted to sleep through the night

Spur

Folks

Horatio Cornblower

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Who else is fucking hammered on this glorious Friday the 13th?

Sharkbait

/Raises whiskey

Horatio Cornblower

Oh, there’s a bad idea!

WCS

/continues drinking margarita

King Hippo

HOLY SHIT I HAVE BEEN HAILING GAMBLOR ALL DAY

/seriously hadn’t noticed

//am having a completely average day with it

King Hippo

Kansas scored 12 points in a home loss to Coastal Carolina last week.

At Boston College, they lead 38-24 in Q4

King Hippo

WCS here? 3rd and 32…

Wakezilla

I went for a run in the gym the other day and was introduced to Halsey. The song is OK, but after watching the video, I can happily conclude that she seems really nice.

“I’m one hell of a night”

Oh honey, with those wonderful costumes, you’d be a hell of a long weekend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_dqfcvTZik

Gratliff

Getting caught up on the news today, and I just can’t wrap my head around the fact that people are surprised that Tim Tebow is a walking problematic idea.

Wakezilla

Anyone surprised by Tebow’s response needs to send me their bank information because I’m a Nigerian Prince who has just won the lottery and I need their help.

Horatio Cornblower

An obvious closet case from an evangelical background is problematic?

Guess I’d better look to the west for my next sunrise.

King Hippo

whose life mission is apparently foreskin

Unsurprised

Yeah, but this time he’s being problematic over how it’s awesome that colleges can completely exploit and fuck over college athletes for shitloads of money.

herodotus450

Replay refs frantically trying to find a rule that lets them not have to review that play.

Sharkbait

Are they replaying last night’s game?

Mr. Ayo

U*NC is as dumb on the field as they are in a fake class.

herodotus450

Newman!

herodotus450

The dookies back to within 3 of Woke Forest

Brick Meathook

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Unsurprised

Now I want pizza.

SonOfSpam

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!

don’t care BUT STILL

Dunstan

RIP Eddie Money.

SonOfSpam

Dead people look different.

Sharkbait

He DID have two tickets to paradise after all

Viva La Tabula Raza

The Julius story gladdens my heart. I will refrain from visiting any news sites tonight and maybe for the entire weekend to preserve this feeling and not fall in to a spiral of despair over the continued willful destruction of our country.

WCS

How badly are the Wolven Sort doing to cornhole the Mountaineers tomorrow?

SonOfSpam

See now I disagree. I believe it’s gonna be a mudhole-stompin. The non-Nevada Wolfpack is good or whatever, but this is more about how much the Fightin Inbreds blow ass.

King Hippo

#BetTehUnder