Sorry not sorry. That’s just the way it goes sometimes.
Normally, I do this theme for Halloween. But looking at the calendar I’m going to miss it by a day this year. It’s on a Thursday and doing it six days early seems stupid.
Though I still have to think of something for 1 November I guess.
/sighs heavily
//cries a little
But fortunately, today is a Friday the 13th.
And a lot of folks like to watch horror films on Friday the 13th. Plus I can re-use a banner image from last year. Thank you Photoshop!!!!!
So we’re doing Scary Sexy Cosplay tonight.
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My Julius Isn’t Ded!!!!!
OK, first let me point out that is not a euphemism. But I probably need to explain.
A few years ago I got into the habit of feeding my ducks in the backyard twice a day. Then the squirrels got wise to it and started coming to get theirs.
The ducks, unfortunately, have since died (male) or disappeared (female).
And I do not feed the geese. Fuck those assholes.
(Senor Weaselo knows what I’m talkin’ ’bout)
Anywhooooooo….
The squirrels had continued to come and get their fill. For a long time it was as many as 7 or 8 at a time. Then a couple of months ago the numbers started to dwindle. And then I noticed that the hawks were hanging around. Then the last squirrel standing was my Julius. He’s a newbie. And he’s (almost) tame. When I’m out in the garage doing stuff he’ll come in and hide under Dave and peek out at me from behind the front tire. Then I giggle a little. Then I feed him.
We’ve gotten to be friends. I would feed him, then he’d leave and go back up his tree.
Well, Julius had not shown up for the past week. Maybe a little more. I kinda figured he had gotten eaten. It happens.
This morning I was in the garage doing some stuff. I turned around and there he is. My Julius. After being MIA for at least a week. He was peeking up from under Dave. Staring me down for food. I won’t lie, that was the happiest moment of my week this week.
Then he went back up his tree.
But cover your ass Julius. The hawks are still out there.
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Sports Which Will Scare You And Make You Squirrelly 2Nite
NCAA Football
- U*NC @ Wake Forest – 6:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN
- Wazzou @ Houston – 9:15pmEDT – TV: ESPN
MLB
- Minnesota @ Cleveland – 7:00pmEDT – TV: MLBN (regional split)
- Milwaukee @ #BFIB – 8:00pmEDT – TV: MLBN (regional split)
Also, I’d like to point out that the Baltimore Orioles and the Detroit Tigers begin a series tonight. Wanna talk about scared and feeling squirrelly? That’s gonna suck.
(As an aside I do not recommend searching youtube for songs about sucking)
((Be more specific, trust me))
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Halloween Comes Early
I’m glad I never did that.
(get it?)
When I was a kid, clowns used to scare the crap outta me. But she doesn’t seem so bad.
/is immediately killed and stuffed into a clown car
Have a great weekend everyone.
Love ya’s
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBCrkFB8nvc
Spur lives his live 1 month’s paycheck at a time.
I can listen to the following on repeat until the weed and whisky wear off
Radiohead OK Computer
Wilco Whisky Hotel Foxtrot
Flaming Lips – Yoshimi Battles
Blood Orange – Cupid Deluxe
Arcade Fire – The Suburbs
Haim – Days Are Gone
Chance the Rapper – Coloring Book
The Fountain OST
I hadn’t eaten all day, so a friend of our’s joined the family for dinner at our favorite Mexican restaurant. I proceeded to house a bowl of bean dip, three enchilladas, and cornbread ice cream sundae.
Me at this moment:
(Artist’s rendering)
I had leftovers, and there weren’t too many and it had lots of veggies, so I felt good about what I ate. And then I went and got two donuts.
Vince knew Walker was a pig and was right.
The fuck are you on about?
Fast and Furious the 1st one about DVD players
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-mxBDuRaZ8
Spur, I ate an edible an hour and a half ago, listening to tunes, family in bed and poured myself a Macallan. You are correct weed, whisky, tunes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOllF3TgAsM
Just drunk enough to go on Fortnite and tell all the 10-year olds who kill me that I’m their real father, even though their Mom prefers it in the ass.
My screen name? Sill.
look me up when the new Modern Warfare drops.
The last CoD did nothing for me. Even the zombies sucked.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFObU6-qN_k
Wife just went to bed. Whisky time? Whisky time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YGd3UFSfKo
Fuck it, I’m going to watch the replay of the Geelong West Coast game and then go to sleep.
Johnny Trans is in a gay relationship with his 2nd in command, Lance. He acts out in anger to other car gangs from suppressed closeted rage.
Whisky, weed and music name a better threesome
Me, Beckinsale, and Hurley.
I cannot.
Plus whiskey.
Hang on while I kick this shit into overdrive…
Jordana Brewster is maybe 19 in the Fast & Furious ( too old for Paul Walker)
Is she into future dead guys?
Because I’m definitely one of those.
Pretty sure she’s got a good chance to catch up with him.
I enjoy mocking a creep in death as much as the next guy, but there’s no way that’s not embellishment..
I doubt she wasn’t 21 when she made the faculty, the same time walker made varsity blues. Guy was weird but it didn’t expand that far
Was Walker a creep? I heard he was a good guy, but that was after he died.
Supposedly he was dating a teenager when he died, but i never saw anything confirming it.
One unfortunate thing i did find out was that he was a mormon, a sect with the unfortunate reputation of taking younger brides
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLm3Khusq_8
#BFIB lead 10-nil 😀
Shamelessly reposting from last night, but fukkit, whatcha gonna do? Kiss on the lifeguards while I drown in a lake?
The Fast and Furious does not hold up. The major heist is for DVD players. How did anyone take Ja Rule seriously?
Shouldve gone with the Blood and Ice Cream trilogy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBRCvVpknvg
Vin Diesel is claimed by Hispanics . He ranges from 5’6 to 6’4. WE DONT KNOW OR CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do we have to take him?
YES . michael peña is a scientologist
Current favourite:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgdxKYw-WG4
The song or the girl?
AM HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NV LEGAL WEED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gsg2-Qbjdc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSfqwsIPcoM
Obvious rip off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdAj-dBNCi4
I need booze.
Sort’ve fitting that this vaunted “air raid” matchup comes so close to 9/11.
/Because it unexpectedly sucks
Hot Fuzz or the 1st Fast and the Furious ? Cant decide
Hot Fuzz
paint drying?
Just jerk off and go to bed.
Natalia 42 vs Lytle 10 in the Medina County War
GO WAR HORSES
Do you want me to make Natalia 42 your Pormhub search term of the week?
830!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Natalia and horses
Evening. I’m going to be useless tonight. Don’t let me stay up past 11 Pacific
You need to go to sleep now so you can wake up at 3 AM for the GWS game!
That was my original plan but then I decided I wanted to sleep through the night
Folks
Who else is fucking hammered on this glorious Friday the 13th?
/Raises whiskey
Oh, there’s a bad idea!
/continues drinking margarita
HOLY SHIT I HAVE BEEN HAILING GAMBLOR ALL DAY
/seriously hadn’t noticed
//am having a completely average day with it
Kansas scored 12 points in a home loss to Coastal Carolina last week.
At Boston College, they lead 38-24 in Q4
WCS here? 3rd and 32…
I went for a run in the gym the other day and was introduced to Halsey. The song is OK, but after watching the video, I can happily conclude that she seems really nice.
“I’m one hell of a night”
Oh honey, with those wonderful costumes, you’d be a hell of a long weekend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_dqfcvTZik
Getting caught up on the news today, and I just can’t wrap my head around the fact that people are surprised that Tim Tebow is a walking problematic idea.
Anyone surprised by Tebow’s response needs to send me their bank information because I’m a Nigerian Prince who has just won the lottery and I need their help.
An obvious closet case from an evangelical background is problematic?
Guess I’d better look to the west for my next sunrise.
whose life mission is apparently foreskin
Yeah, but this time he’s being problematic over how it’s awesome that colleges can completely exploit and fuck over college athletes for shitloads of money.
Replay refs frantically trying to find a rule that lets them not have to review that play.
Are they replaying last night’s game?
U*NC is as dumb on the field as they are in a fake class.
Newman!
The dookies back to within 3 of Woke Forest
Now I want pizza.
Haha, suck it U*NC.
Shit, I might have just jinxed Wake.
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!
don’t care BUT STILL
RIP Eddie Money.
I just saw that.
I didn’t even recognize him at first.
Dead people look different.
He DID have two tickets to paradise after all
The Julius story gladdens my heart. I will refrain from visiting any news sites tonight and maybe for the entire weekend to preserve this feeling and not fall in to a spiral of despair over the continued willful destruction of our country.
Thank you for saying so.
Also yes, avoid news.
How badly are the Wolven Sort doing to cornhole the Mountaineers tomorrow?
You’ll be alright. That iine is way off.
Still considering dropping some dough on the ‘Eers.
See now I disagree. I believe it’s gonna be a mudhole-stompin. The non-Nevada Wolfpack is good or whatever, but this is more about how much the Fightin Inbreds blow ass.
#BetTehUnder