Your AM Gold Saturday Evening Open Thread

Good evening Commentists & Commentettes,

It’s your old pal Beerguy

with another easy listening Saturday night for your enjoyment. Tonight, in honour of Peter Cetera turning 75,

     

we’re going to be working our way through the early Chicago catalogue.

Formed in 1967 as “The Chicago Transit Authority”, the original lineup was made up of guitarist and vocalist Terry Kath, keyboardist and vocalist Robert Lamm, drummer Danny Seraphine, saxophonist Walter Parazaider, trumpeter Lee Loughnane and trombonist James Pankow. Prior to releasing their self-titled first album, bassist Peter Cetera was added to the band, and this central lineup was what most people knew to be Chicago until Cetera left in 1985. From that first album, they scored a minor hit with “Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?”

They shortened their name by the time of their second album to avoid lawsuits. This second album, titled “Chicago” but known in the canon as Chicago II, had their first Top-10 hit, “25 or 6 to 4”.

Releasing an album a year during the 1970s, their next big hit would come with Chicago V and the single “Saturday In The Park”.

They finally hit #1 in 1976 with Chicago X and the Cetera-written number, “If You Leave Me Now”.

This song won them their only Grammy, and the success of a ballad led the group to adopt a less horn-reliant sound during the late-70s and early-80s. This pattern culminated with Chicago 17 in 1984, which went six-times platinum and contained the Top-five hits “You’re the Inspiration” and “Hard Habit to Break”.

I’m not sure why there’s Portuguese subtitles.

An unwillingness to let Cetera have a “Phil Collins / Genesis” type arrangement led him to leave the band for his solo career, which peaked in 1986 with a duet with Amy Grant called “Next Time I Fall”, and of course “Glory of Love”, his contribution to the Karate Kid II soundtrack.

Chicago were inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame in 2016. Cetera was inducted as a member of the band, but he declined to attend the ceremony. In any event, there’s your walk down memory lane for the evening. Keep on keepin’ on, you crazy cats.


Tomorrow’s games: with one-line previews (Maps courtesy 506sports.com)

CBS SINGLE

 Anchorage
 Fairbanks
 Honolulu

█ New England @ Miami – Ian Eagle, Dan Fouts – dogshit

█ Buffalo @ NY Giants – Greg Gumbel, Trent Green – doggier shit

█ LA Chargers @ Detroit – Kevin Harlan, Rich Gannon – BOLTMAN SAYS ROBOCOP CAN HAVE DETROIT!

█ Indianapolis @ Tennessee – Spero Dedes, Adam Archuleta – southern shit

█ Jacksonville @ Houston – Andrew Catalon, James Lofton – “Oh, isn’t JJ Watt the greatest?” shit

█ Kansas City @ Oakland (LATE) – Jim Nantz, Tony Romo – Jon Gruden’s bullshit

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FOX EARLY

 Anchorage
 Fairbanks
 Honolulu

█ Dallas @ Washington – Kevin Burkhardt, Charles Davis – horseshit

█ Seattle @ Pittsburgh – Kenny Albert, Ronde Barber – the good shit

█ San Francisco @ Cincinnati – Thom Brennaman, Chris Spielman – drizzling chili shits

█ Minnesota @ Green Bay – Chris Myers, Daryl Johnston – cheese curd shits

█ Arizona @ Baltimore – Brandon Gaudin, Cris Carter – crab shits

█ NO GAME due to blackout enforced by home team on CBS – FUCKING BULLSHIT!!11!11

———————————————

FOX LATE

 Anchorage
 Fairbanks
 Honolulu

█ New Orleans @ LA Rams – Joe Buck, Troy Aikman – the only shit is the announce team

█ Chicago @ Denver – Dick Stockton, Mark Schlereth – KHALIL MACK MUST FEED!


Tonight’s sports:

  • College Football: non-creampuff games. (Auburn vs. Kent State is a joke.)
    • Florida at Kentucky – 7:00PM | ESPN
    • Clemson at Syracuse – 7:30PM | ABC
    • Oklahoma at UCLA – 8:00PM | FOX
    • Portland State at Boise State – 10:15PM | ESPN2
    • Texas Tech at Arizona – 10:30PM | ESPN
  • CFL:
    • Alouettes vs. Roughriders – 7:00PM | TSN / ESPN+
  • Left turns:
    • NASCAR XFINITY Series:
      • Rhino Pro Truck Outfitters 300 – 7:30PM | NBCSN / TSN5
  • Fútbol:
    • Liga MX: Club América vs. UNAM – 7:55PM | UNI
    • MLS: Whitecaps FC vs. Houston – 10:00PM | TSN
  • Baseball:
    • Red Sox at Phillies – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
  •  Fisticuffs:
    • UFC Fight Night: Cerrone vs. Gaethje – from Vancouver
      • Prelims – 6:00PM | TSN2 / ESPN+
      • Main card: 8:00PM | TSN2 / ESPN+
    • Top Rank Boxing:
      • Fury vs. Wallin – 11:00PM | TSN2 / ESPN+
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Spur

Gator QB hurt real bad.

Horatio Cornblower

But according to ESPN he’s popular, so it should all work out.

King Hippo

on second look-see, might be a knee/leg instead of arm, but pretty sure they are taken him out back to be shot

King Hippo

Speaking of kill, Florida Men QB just broke his arm trying to run for a 1st down (methinks).

/hey fuck you, I is so a JURIS DOCTOR

Mr. Ayo

Arm, ankle. Basically the same thing.

Horatio Cornblower

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King Hippo

I would kill each and every one of y’all, if Molly McGrath asked me to

Horatio Cornblower

Jesus, Kent State put up a better defensive effort against the National Guard.

Col. Duke LaCross

Crazy-ass weekend getaway to meet a chick for the first time part II: some bad decisions are about to get made.

ballsofsteelandfury

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Mr. Ayo

Wear that condom and make sure those decisions aren’t life long.

ballsofsteelandfury

I hate to repeat myself, but you can’t get pregnant from anal sex…

Mr. Ayo

Nor can guys.

litre_cola
King Hippo

when in doubt, whip it out??

Horatio Cornblower

Remember, it’s better to regret something you have done than something you haven’t done.

Not, like, murder, you know, but you get the idea.

Dunstan

I apologize to tWBS for assuming this post was by him.

Brick Meathook

Here’s your daily Department of Agriculture picture:

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This is the C St. SW side that few tourists ever see. Back in the 70’s this is where you went to get arrested for soliciting a transvestite prostitute.

WCS

The Marion Berry Special.

Brick Meathook

“Got-Damn! The bitch done set me up . . . Got-DAMN!

-Greatest American Political Quote Ever

Brick Meathook

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Mr. Ayo

I don’t think that entrance is ADA compliant.

King Hippo

u let me noe next time you meet a cripple farmer ,, smh

Mr. Ayo

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Unsurprised

I need to go out and have an adventure.

ballsofsteelandfury

Or, you could have one on the toilet, like I did!

herodotus450

LSU strug-a-ling with Northwestern St.

WCS

Coach O will make the entire team chew and swallow an entire pouch of Redman at halftime.

WCS

IT WON’T BE A SHUTOUT

King Hippo

Now Steer Fuckers North need to try for 100

King Hippo
King Hippo

Don’t you LOVE how Papa John’s is using (the now 500-lb) Shaq-Fu to rastafarize their ads another 10%?

Unsurprised

Present company excluded, so many lawyers are criminally ignorant about politics that it makes me see red.

Spur

Beastly stiff arm

Spur

Tucky doing good?

King Hippo

they always hang in with Florida Men, until they shit their dicks in the last 2-3 minutes

Spur

So chip Kelly should’ve probably never left Oregon

King Hippo

he had an ideal compound up there and everything

Mr. Ayo

Have you ever been to Eugene?

Hard pass.

King Hippo

No blacks (off-campus), at least – Chip K., Westwood, CA

Unsurprised

Same as Westwood

King Hippo

there was a McDonald’s cashier last week, and Chip really didn’t care for his attitude

Brick Meathook

No white people in Westwood either. It’s all Asians. However, it’s easy to keep them down by pitting the Chinese and the Koreans and the Japanese against each other. Them folks is boo koo raycess.

Senor Weaselo

Hilariously enough, Senorita Weaselo (first-gen Chinese-American)’s two best friends from college are Japanese and Korean.

King Hippo

what a mark of shame it must be for all three families! 😀

Unsurprised

And behind all the fighting are the Iranian expats.

ballsofsteelandfury

If you enjoy watching trainwrecks, you need to tune into this OK-UCLA game.

This is already ugly.

Spur

Snuff film level

King Hippo

would be funny if the OU band started playing “Fight On” the rest of the game

King Hippo

Westwood Klavern and Troi Boiz could have 4-5 wins combined when they play their “big” rivalry game.

ballsofsteelandfury

Guys, I just had an incredible experience!

I’m taking a dump and I get up to wipe and I see a Daddy Long Legs spider crawling from the bowl up to the rim. I blew into the water and flushed. Crisis averted.

I was THIS CLOSE to getting a spider bite ON MY ASSHOLE!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

This is the kind of stuff that is going to put us in the top 100 of non-porn sites

WCS

Artemis is intrigued.

Redshirt

I’d be more concerned about a spider crawling into you ass.

ballsofsteelandfury

AND LAYING EGGS! OH SHIT!

King Hippo

who’s to say said spider ain’t have a partner who is already up thar??

ballsofsteelandfury

Aaaaaaaaaghhh!!!!

Spur

that good ole sting

Mr. Ayo

Well your day could be worse.

You could have gotten literally shit on and then forcibly drowned afterwards.

Horatio Cornblower

Why are you so confident you didn’t shit it out yourself?

Brick Meathook

How do you know the spider didn’t come out of your ass?

litre_cola

Saw the trailer for Last Blood, really was wondering who else is in to menopausal erotica?

Spur

add in a tentacle and you got half the Japanese market

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I now realize I read that one wrong but I stand by my linkage

Senor Weaselo

Are you telling me Rambo: Taken or Commando won’t be good?
/Still probably gonna see it with Padre Weaselo

litre_cola

I would see a Commando remake, fuck yeah, some cougar Alyssa Milano would be great.

Senor Weaselo

Even more cheesy one-liners!

Spur

I dont think the Sooners should attempt a pass or punt all game. Just run it all downs.

WCS

/a absolutely wasted Barry Switzer stumbles while ordering and triple scotch on the rocks without the rocks

Spur

Surprised Sooners didn’t bring their cannon with them.

Spur

Off to a great start. Hurts jogs for 50 yard gain.

Redshirt

The last NFL season, I call it the song “Hard to Say I’m Sorry” by Chicago, because it was great but the ending was so bad we all agreed never to speak of it again.

Spur

Rose Bowl is empty.

ballsofsteelandfury

This surprises you?

Spur

I thought they would tarp over some of the sections.

WCS

So’s Ucla’s chances of playing in it on New Year’s Day.

Brick Meathook

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King Hippo

2-nil #BFIB, with the NL’s best pitcher on the bump. WOO!!!

Senor Weaselo

Ryu and deGrom were scoreless in Willets Point, last I checked.
/It’s certainly not Flushing

Spur

Who’s here to watch the public execution of Chip Kelley? Land Thieves are going to murder Brentwood.

It;s really win/win. Chip Kelley is killed or the Land Thieves choke against a shitty team.

WCS

Shaping up to be a good day for the Big XII – II.

ballsofsteelandfury

I say Oklahoma wins by 30.

ballsofsteelandfury

Guys, Herm Edwards is 3-0. Let that one sink in…

King Hippo

You PLAY to WIN teh GAME!!!

Spur

3 inputs is not unusually for Arizona State.

Unsurprised

Airtight

Senor Weaselo

I expected you to say 3-in O’s aren’t unusual.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Does he know that?

Spur

Evening Folks.

Had a blast hiking with some coworkers at Valley of Fire this morning. The weather was just right.

herodotus450

MSU loses in hilarious fashion. Isn’t their coach tied for most wins in school history with Nick Saban? Not suspicious at all.

litre_cola

Fucking love it. Sorry Blax!

Mr. Ayo

Glorious fashion!

litre_cola

Bahahahahaha Sparty. 12 men on the field. You would expect forks up not to be able to count !!! Bahahahahahahaha

BrettFavresColonoscopy

We went and saw Chicago earlier this summer with the larger BFC and lady BFC familias. Not gonna lie, they still rocked.

yeah right

Off to Red Car Brewing in Torrance for dinner with Eldest right, son in law and the 2 oldest granddaughters. In an Uber because drinks.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Monkish had a release yesterday otherwise today would have been a Torrance day for me as well.

Horatio Cornblower

Do tell.

yeah right

Solid B+ food, A+ service. They do English pub style ales so you’re gettin’ your red, IPA, Porter and hoppy bits.

It was excellent. Eldest granddaughter is in all of the arts. Goddamn, she’s a people.

She was born about a month ago or so it seems.

She’s US!

Yes, i’ll take that as a compliment.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Just finished watching the GWS-Brisbane match

Spoiler

WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

ballsofsteelandfury

Right? What a game.

Mr. Ayo

RIP Sparty

herodotus450

Soemone should tell BYU that this isn’t 2006, and this win over USC isn’t that impressive

yeah right

Game 2 of the season saw the Reedley Tigers make a long road trip to face Yuba in Yuba City.

Worth the drive. Reedley curb stomped Yuba 38-8.

And the season is rolling.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Just as long as he didn’t fall face first into it.
(the curb, that is)

yeah right

It’s amazing how fast the face healed though. The lip is going to take some time however

Brick Meathook

Souvenir truck along The Mall, Washington DC

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BTW: This is what you’ll see at every souvenir stand in the tourist areas. From 2008-2016 it was all Obama stuff; 2000-2008 all Bush; 1996-2000 it was all that shirtless Clinton/Gore photoshop picture and Monica Lewinsky T-shirts.

theeWeeBabySeamus

da Fuq you doing in DC? And why didn’t you tell me? I could have driven up and shown you East Baltimore.

No on second thought, that would turn out badly.

Brick Meathook

I was appointed to Trump’s cabinet and fired later that day. Funny story.

Gratliff

Anybody grabbed Borderlands 3 yet? I’m not a hardcore Borderlands player, but they tend to dazzle here and there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqmNKQqAW_g

Senor Weaselo

Fun fact: The robot from the commercial was made by the Vasquez family (the ones who built Whiplash).

theeWeeBabySeamus

Please don’t boo me too harshly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyIZ3pYKOQM

Horatio Cornblower

Yankees put a pitcher named Dull in for the 9th, with a 13-1 lead. He has an ERA over 13, has given up three hits, a walk, two runs, and has gotten 1 out.

I’d say this guy is…
/whips off sunglasses
anything but dull.
YEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Sooooo…apparently UCF is for realsies.

Horatio Cornblower

I read that as relapses and was like, well, yeah, Central Florida.

theeWeeBabySeamus

LOL

theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus

Crap, Balls beat me to it.

ballsofsteelandfury

Best musical acts with a U.S. city in their name:

1- Boston
2- John Denver
3- Phoenix
4- Dirty Vegas
5- Chicago

Porky Prime

New York Dolls?

Horatio Cornblower

Now we’re talking

yeah right

L.A Guns.

ArmedandHammered

Miami Sound Machine

Senor Weaselo

AC/DC. I mean that’s two cities right there!

Brick Meathook

GREAT MOMENTS IN 1970s BRUTALIST ARCHITECTURE

L’Enfant Plaza, Washington DC

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Brick Meathook

In this complex is the NTSB press conference auditorium, which used to be a commercial movie theater that just showed kung-fu movies.

Dunstan

Chicago enjoys the distinction of being the second-best band named after a U.S. city.

Horatio Cornblower

There’s a city named Kiss!?

Brick Meathook

Alabama and Kansas are tied for first.

Horatio Cornblower

Who wants to tell him?

ballsofsteelandfury

Mr. GEOGRAPHY says those are states.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hehehehe

Brick Meathook

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ballsofsteelandfury

Phoenix being the first?

Porky Prime

Boston created the greatest song of all time. Named after worst city. CONUNDRUM!

ballsofsteelandfury

That makes Chicago the THIRD!

Horatio Cornblower

My wife has a Puerto Rican friend, (only one; we hew to a strict quota system here in CT), and she introduced us to a Puerto Rican “restaurant” that is basically a storefront with a grill. $12 for dinner for two of rice, pork, and chicken, all of which are spiced, goddamn delicious, and more than enough for 2 people.

Love stuff like that.

Horatio Cornblower

I’m not sure there’s a band I dislike more than Chicago.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Also…haha UMd.
Temple? Really?

Horatio Cornblower

Yes

ballsofsteelandfury

I’m surprised you didn’t post the song that Green Day ripped off…

theeWeeBabySeamus

You’re going to have to be more specific.
LOL