This week’s theme is a suggestion by some person who may or may not be known by the moniker of Rikki-Tikki-Deadly.
You can’t prove anything!!!!!!!
Frankly, when the suggestion was made, I was ashamed of myself that I hadn’t already thought of it myself. Honestly.
IMHO there are very few things that are as attractive to me than a smrt woman wearing pajamas, and also maybe little white socks. Oh, those little white socks.
That always was one of my weaknesses. And maybe she is also all bundled up because it’s cold out. Or in. Or whatever.
If she brings me soup?
Or even a shot of freezer vodka. Well either way, that’s just a BONUS!!!!!
But in all seriousness…. Sometimes, less is more. If you get my drift. Leaving something to the imagination is not a bad thing.
But that’s our thing tonight.
PYJAMIES!!!!!!
We’ll get to it in just a bit.
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Sports Which Will Put You To Sleep 2Nite
NBA
- Houston @ Minnesota – 8:00pmEST – TV: ESPN*
- LAC @ Miami – 8:00pmEST – TV: ESPN*
- Indiana @ Golden State – 10:30pmEST – TV NBATV
*Seems to be a regional split. I’ve got the Clippers @ Heat here, your mileage may vary.
NHL
- It’s All Star weekend for the Icey Boyz. Skills competition is all you get tonight. 8:00pm – TV NBCSN
- All Star Game is tomorrow. I’m not even going to try to explain this year’s format. It would take too long.
- If you care you can go here and read about it.
NCAA BB
- Kent State @ Buffalo – 6:30pmEST – TV: CBSSN
- Wisconsin @ Purdue – 7:00pmEST – TV: FS1
- Yale @ Brown – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPNU
- Marquette @ (13)Butler – 9:00pmEST – TV: FS1
- N.Kentucky @ Wright State – 9:00pmEST – TV: ESPNU
NCAA Hockey
- North Dakota @ UMinn-Duluth – 8:30pmEST – TV: CBSSN
Australian Open Tennis
- No idea who is playing. Frankly don’t care. But it’s on ESPN2 at 9:00pmEST if you care. Right after College Gymnastics.
(ooooh, college gymnastics….hmmmmm)
((so close))
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Nap Time!!!!
And as sometimes happens ’round here, at least one of these images is of someone I know personally. And I shot the photo.
So be nice…Or I’ll kill ya.
Enjoy…
Get some rest ppl. You’re gonna need it next week.
Love ya’s.
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Was just at a Freemasons dinner.
1. The Haggis was fucking delicious
2. Anthony Mason wasnt there
3. Saw a bunch of secret handshakes
4. Scotch scotch scotch
I am Team Haggis!
Like any food there are shit versions. Hell, at a chippie in Glasgow you can get it at 2 am. Nawt the same as 1 pm!
Good old Scotch
This is the most 70’s thing I’ve seen since that time I crashed my Pinto into a Foghat concert ticket line.
I regret nothing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTzGMEfbnAw
Remember when all you had to worry about with a Pinto was not getting rear ended (phrasing) so it wouldn’t blow up? Ah, good times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVRS6SzOjf8
Our Ford Pinto ran into a yellow retaining pole as we were leaving 10 cent beer night at the Playmore in Milan Illinois.
Foghat played about 8 months later in Davenport.
This all checks out.
Maximum effort!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKc6PyU_O2s
The Forum Inglewood California 1977.
They opened with this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bD_fmaw1CNY
I saw Foghat live and probably rode there in my friend’s Pinto. Cheap Trick opened, just as Live at Buddokan came out.
On my way to see the Rev, show started at 8, 3 opening bands, likely ends around 1. So chilling with some wine and cheese (aka dinner) for a bit. If I roll in 10:30 should be golden
Rev. Horton Heat?
The one and only
So damn jealous.
Get ready for the boogie woogie.
My fondest memory of them is a show at the old El ‘N Gee in New London. A skinhead was acting up and my brother threw him over a couch and his friends ran over at the same time I cam running with three of our friends and they stopped on a fucking dime.
This was 20 years ago, when I was still capable of running.
A certain Buffalo Bills fan would beg to differ.
Had tickets to their show here next week, but this recovery is going so slow, I’m probably gonna have to bag it.
Got my fingers crossed for ya
As if you needed excuses to drink this weekend:
Saturday is Robert Burns Night, so pour a glass of scotch or ten.
On Sunday, nurse your hangover with some Cooper’s or a nice shiraz in honor of Australia Day.
BUT NO FUCKING HAGGIS!!!!
(sighs, turns around and heads back to the kitchen)
Fuck that. It is delicious
Drinking a Penfold’s 28 as we speak
Swedish Bands You Want To Take To Vienna On The Off Chance They’ll Agree To Have Teh Sex With You, And Who Aren’t ABBA’ GO!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uL-Kpj9kQf8
My god, the girl in this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYPoMjR6-Ao
I’ve been trying to see them live for years. They used to play the El Rey in LA regularly.
They don’t anymore apparently.
Song intro:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7FdWPeHFAMk
Nice pull.
Lisa Murkowski kinda looks like the “what will she look like” old GF of mine. Now I want to cut my dick off with a Poulan chainsaw.
Time never loses any battles, but it sounds like it won that one going away.
I think I need to walk into a spinning aviation motor propeller.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jW1CeAVPhVg
Who among us, amirite?
She’s a real gem in person.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUwEIt9ez7M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwBDnYj7plQ
Not gonna post this downthread where it belongs. Fuck you if you can’t figure out the reference.
you know why alcohol is good? because it makes you feel lik enot you for a littl while, and that’s a god thing. good thing.
Apparently it’s up to me to carry this night (as I assume Mrs. Fozz is about to murder JJ), so here’s legit Debbie Harry with a drummer who is just murdering his kit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TU3-lS_Gryk
Step your shit up fuckers, or I’ll post Muppet duets all goddamn night. Don’t think I don’t have Kermit and Steve Martin’s dueling banjos already cued up and ready to go.
no blade or bullet can hur met! i am lord houmoungous! lord of hte weastelands! if she kilsl me, then my bloodlien will live on!
Blades or bullets my ass, pal, she’s gonna bludgeon your ass with a frying pan.
Or, as you Baltimore Eyetalians call it, a “natural death”
Hi, yes, we’ve reached the ‘Horatio’s had enough beer to say regrettable things’ portion of the evening. Please follow your flight attendants instructions accordingly, and buckle the fuck up.
Just walk away.
Isn’t there a duet with ozzy somewhere
every yout bute personality should be roastedslowly over a volcano. i fuckng hate those tucnts cunts
If everyone could keep their posts to 50 words or less my
three sixeeight helpings of whiskey woudl appreciate itpreach on you greasy motehrcukach
Lots of brews and a few bourbles, feeling ood. good. fuck.
If a “Save the Date” card comes in the mail for one of your wife’s younger cousings and you sayd “Nice tits.” you may be in for a rough night.
In Moose’s mind Jim Henson has his hand up Kermit’s ass for this song, and Moose is similarly occupied with Ms. Harry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0Hd3uWKFKY
I just want to see that frog tongue tickling her labia, is all
Truest version of an Irish-American Xmas I’ve ever seen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTx-sdR6Yzk&list=PLlMwJ0HGPsL–7jtTMC8MSsjljY6OZbAB&index=3
Everyone’s drunk and the turkey looks like shit.
Surely, there’s a more offensive version starring the Dropkick Murphys available somewhere?
There is, and in fact I could have sworn that was the one I posted. Apparently the Sex Pistols have made me look foolish, which is sadly not the first time that an American’s fondness for guns and sex has gotten horribly mixed up and fucked everything up.
Outstanding Xmas Carols in the Horrifyingly Bad category, GO!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRiYKf19T-k
Longest intro award:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adMXjSithMs
He doesn’t need a lover, he needs a handjob.
Also this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxRxd8aNd6I
I lost all faith in Metallica after watching that movie about why it took them 4 years to make a shitty album. What a bunch of cunts.
“Bunch of assholes.”
— The Dude
*fucks Julianne Moore*
—The Dude
(reasonable tradeoff)
The Dude abides. As does JJ Fozz
Did you ever get to fuck Julianne Moore? Because if you did, I would give you more props than Giuliani is giving Trump.
Ahem…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mln0RciE2o0
Second album I ever bought was LZII. First album was From Elvis in Memphis, please forgive me, I was 9 years old and thought Rubberneckin’ was a cool tune.
I still have my Led Zep II album, it looks like someone cut pizza on it. But at the time I bought it, at age 10, (1969), it was awesome. Still is, to be honest.
Why the fuck you apologizing for Elvis?
My first purchase was Night at the Opera, and I’m still kinda proud of that.
I was into the 45 rpm records mostly in the late 60s, since I was not even in double digits, age-wise. As cool as Elvis had been, by the late 1960s he was kinda passe, and evolving into the later, Fat Elvis. There was an Elvis movie with Mary Tyler Moore playing a nun, and Rubberneckin was the tune, and I dug the film and bought the album. Also, “In the Ghetto” was a cool if very cheesy tune.
I bought every Queen album from Sheer Heart Attack through Jazz (the tri-fold poster of the nude bicycle race that came with Jazz
) is framed and hanging in my living room. It’s sad that the US abandoned Queen in the 80s when Freddy’s bisexuality became widely known of. Queen put out some awesome rock during that time that was totally ignored here due to homophobia.
What were we talking about?
Brexit.
Oh but your topic is cool too!
I try to be as hip as a sixty year old OK Boomer dude can be, and try to be at least self-aware of how fucked up things are and accept my part in the responsibility for said fucked-up shit. Ancestor worship is not going to be a thing, going forward.
I’m 50+ and my kids started in with the “OK Boomer” shit and my response was that a) I’m Gen X, and b) every OK Boomer is going to cost you $100 off your college tuition.
Stopped that shit cold.
OK, ‘Quirkiest Female Vocalist Voice, Not Including Bjork’, GO!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RsNTNw2BEU
Erika Wennerstrom, Heartless Bastards
BTW HC, referring to earlier convo downpost, I hope coronavirus at least kills everyone that has drunk a Corona after they reached the age of 25. They deserve it.
What if I was just rehydrating in between real beers?
That kinda sounds similar to
“President Trump was just concerned about fighting corruption in Ukraine”
Sorry, Adam Schiff is going to blow that one out of the water, amigo.
Well, bye.
Hi, I’m Kate Bush and what the fuck even am I ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk-4lXLM34g
Recently ended show ‘You’re The Worst’, which was fantastic, ended season 1 with this outstanding cover of Kate Bush’s ‘This Woman’s Work’
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=If-HfBw1Ft4
Huh, it’s kinda lovely.
Stunning, even.
So, as an “In Pursuit of Hirsute” kinda guy, I’m a little curious about Kate’s bush. But not curious enough to do the google or anything (I’m on my DoD computer here, don’t need to get quarantined).
I feel like she’d show you if you presented an original poem while dressed as an oryx.
Sounds like my ex.
This gal had a weird enough voice that Frank Zappa was able to have both her and her husband in his studio band.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IasCZL072fQ
Ooh, nice pull. Forgot all about Dale.
Saw her at a solo show at a cheesy nightclub here in SA about 20 years ago. She had got fat (so had I, so no casting aspersions on this end), but she was nice and signed an old pic I had of a buddy of mine tonguing a pic of her on the cover of Spin magazine back in 1983 or so in her goldfish bowl tiddy covers while were driving around in Yokosuka, Japan. I sent that signed pic to the same shipmate, fortunately he picked up the mail before his wife.
Oh dear God
https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/musician-dale-bozzio-of-the-group-missing-persons-performs-onstage-picture-id481632757
Exactly. I’m too drunk and lazy to go and actually find the pic to which I refer and scan and upload it. But we were hot for her back in those days, lemme tell ya.
Nobody walks in L.A,
Or Connecticut either, I imagine (based upon testimony of my Asperger’s cousin who is attending med research school in Hahtfahd),
-sigh-
Connecticut’s mass transit options are limited. The occasional bus and, if you’re willing to gamble on the chance of having to put up with Peter King, Amtrak.
But we do have the best pizza in the country, so there’s that.
/gleefully starts Holy War
Kid didn’t even get his drivers license until he was 28. He finally made the drive BY HIMSELF on US 44 from Hartford back to Mansfield MA a couple years ago. He’s definitely a social RETAHD but pegs all the IQ tests and his goal is to solve cancer. How can I do anything but say GO TOMMY. But even his mother, my hot cousin Karen, says she’s sad that her beloved firstborn, poor Tommy is never going to get laid because the idea of even swapping spit with another person just totally grosses him out. He’s a weird one, but if he solves something, I’ll cheer him on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fxdDJYvVyE
All this nostalgia reminds me that the new GF has never seen Almost Famous. Waiting for a proper movie night since she made me watch Rock of Ages.
I made Lady BFC watch Blazing Saddles after date 1
My Jewish girlfriend and I watched Life of Brian with her parents and her grandmother on Passover one year. Her grandmother thought it was hysterical, her parents not so much. It was my revenge for finding out the previous year at Seder that Jewish brisket was not the same as Texas brisket. It’s fucking pot roast. And I’m sorry, but gefilte fish is fucking cat food.
1) Great move even though Bill Simmons has tried to ruin it
2) For making you sit through that crap, she needs to sit through like twelve of your movies
Maybe it was the infatuation talking but Rock of Ages was one of the funniest goddamn things I’ve ever seen. I wish I had seen it at a Midnight Movie theater with hard liquor and audience participation. Tom Cruise singing “I Want to Know What Love Is” to Malin Ackerman’s ass with all of his acting power is why film exists.
You know…that’s true. Tom Cruise fucking GOES FOR IT (which he does in every film) and that would be ok with the right intoxicants.
Rock of Ages is harmless fun, and I’d watch Julianne Hough do anything short of getting an exorcism involving two fingers jammed up her ass in Davos and…
https://www.vulture.com/2020/01/julianne-hough-video-exorcist-davos-switzerland.html
…well shit.
Jesus.
Assorcism aside, i generally don’t prefer blondes, but Julianne Hough is like GAHHH DAMN.
Keep everyone who goes to Davos in Davos for eternity and take all their shit while they’re imprisoned in the Negative Zone
As intros go, this is pretty stellar:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-KE9lvU810
Someone posted a Heart tune and forgot about a fantastic Spanish guitar intro. I hope you’ll all forgive me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZuW6BH_Vak
Some dude usually played lead gitbox, but that’s Nancy on the intro. Kinda really sexy.
I’ll tell ya, I was really impressed when my teenage nephew played Mood for a Day note for note on his Gibson acoustic when he was 15 years old. This video/audio is not him, obviously, but you would not have been able to telll.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrJsgdjOqGY
In keeping with the theme, my favorite band that was unjustly a “one hit wonder” is Blind Melon. Their second album is still one of my absolute favorites and Shannon Hoon checked out way, way too soon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgGeS9HfucQ&list=RDlgGeS9HfucQ&start_radio=1
Soup is a great album.
Heroin’s a helluva drug.
Since you posted a Smashing Pumpkins song, and a great one, here’s the best thing they ever did:
“Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins”
“Homer Simpson, smiling politely”
LOVE this song.
I’m so mad I forgot about “Layla” for best opening that I’m gonna steal my friend’s baby and defenestrate his wife.
That vagina was apparently so magical that Harrison didn’t even get mad at Clapton. He understood, and continued the friendship.
Ah, the “Reverse Clapton”; well played indeed.
Bra
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Damn, I’ve been so engaged here tonight that I missed scotch-thirty.
*fixed*
Evening
OK now I’ve befuddled myself: there must be an untapped cottage industry of lesbian couples dressed as Heart for Halloween, and I don’t know how to find evidence thereof.
Always put a towel down before you befuddle yourself.
Just have Balls put it in a search term and you’ll have 6,069 matches by Tuesday.
Don’t believe the ‘ype
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pK7egZaT3hs
Brian…top marks for not tryin…
My last and final vote for best song opening gonna have to go to, also coincidentally my vote for best “time travel sister threesome prospect- -don’t judge me I’m just a product of the fetishes of my time,” Heart:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeMvMNpvB5M
Ann Wilson can fucking belt. And no one here is judging you. Or we’re both getting judged.
They’re the closest America got to producing a Led Zeppelin equivalent, no matter what anyone says.
WHAT ABOUT GRETA VAN FL-
/gets pummeled by everyone
If I ever invent a time machine, I’ll use it to go back and film the inevitable sex tape/party meeting between Heart and Zep.
If there’s any justice the Wilson sisters will hook up with a couple of black blues singers and Zep will have to sit there and watch.
Horatio’s porn searches always contain keyword “cuck”
My fave tune is Magic Man. The structure of the song is innovative and Roger Fisher is an incredible lead guitarist that no one knows about.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jg_dCX9wKZo
Yeah I’ve always been intrigued by the guitarist guy in their videos who always seems to be doing the best parts.
Kinda like the Mike Campbell of the Pacific Northwest.
Sarah Palin co-opting this song ruined it for me for-fucking-ever. I hate Republicunts.
Peter Green down below, so if we’re going to talk bands done in by drug-induced psychosis, (besides, you know, all of them), I’m going with the recently deceased Roky Erickson and The 13th Floor Elevators.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHK9vj0VE7w
Fuck yeah.
Another recently dead guy from the groovy 60s:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdPLlxoT_as
Dem candidates trying to get Biden to support them:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=An2a1_Do_fc
Pretty slow night. Whaddya say we take some drugs and drive around?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZrtaxMZDYw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgE3xiWgZnE
Dude, I’m not 18 anymore. I’ll just take some drugs, and booze, and hang here safely at the house. They don’t even do midnight movies anymore, since the advent of the VCR.
DFO Exclusive: President’s Lawyers’ Arguments Leaked.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDmGhethEoQ
OK, best opening to a song. For me it’s The Cult’s ‘Love Removal Machine’
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6PgftKbQnQ
or Humble Pie doing ’30 Days In The Hole’
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdXjm8pZMws
“Radar Love” over here in the corner plotting Horatio’s painful, bloody death.
Absolutely solid choice. Ever see the one they did with 1,000 drummers?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6UbfJYJW8c
Ah 1992, such a simpler time.
Was the Little Drummer Boy involved as well?
I wonder how many people knew/know who Brenda Lee, coming on strong, is/was.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDsKGyu0F98
THIS BELOW. I am always in tears before the first word:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opkzgLMH5MA
[Spirit Animal Raises it Head] Holy Shit! I fucking love this tune! I Ran and Space Age Love Song don’t even begin to compare with this tune as far as my faves are concerned.
“She got me a beer…yeah yeah”
They knew their audience.
“She got me a beer, and I gave her a black eye, ’cause that shit was warm, mate.”
Domestic version, for Australian release only.
Also, this song shreds, and RIP Peter Green:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8RhZDGLEXM
It’s like The Cult/Layer Cake/Daniel Craig night at DFO.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4thL6DPmA_g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4HQyqc-aVU
Is it, fook?
Ask me one about sport, mate.
(I love that it was early Tom Hardy spouting that line).
Apparently I can only post one youtube per post?
https://www.youtube.com/embed/X4HQyqc-aVU
Edit. Or I guess I just can’t post that Repo Man clip. Fuck it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4HQyqc-aVU
Thank you. I was sure someone here, you or Yeah Right, would have my back.
I hummed the opening of “Wild Flower” a few times in my head before I clicked on Love Removal…well, shit, it’s the Cult.
I find it odd that they play the Cult a lot on First Wave Ch 33 on Sirius. I always thought of them as a hard rock band, not New Wave. Either way, they were fookin’ great.
It’s Iain Astbury’s ruffly vampire shirts that enable the crossover audience.
Astbury, yes thank you.
Ian whatever-his-last-name dressed like a poor man’s Adam Ant, so they were New Wave.
I think I still have my cassette of Friend or Foe lying around in a shoebox somewhere.
No one:
Adam Ant: I’M A DANDY HIGHWAYMAN
Astbury fronted the goddamn Doors for a minute after Eddie Vedder turned down Ray Manzarek.
He did, but I never saw that…I got to see the Wild Child lead singer with Manzarek and Krieger, and that was cool.
Did any band ever have a worse follow-up to their one hit than The Romantics? ‘What I Like About You’ was a great tune, and ‘Talking In Your Sleep’ was bad enough to kill careers.
Like The Romantics career. Video was creepy as fuck too.
It was basically the last song of their career, yeah? Insofar as anyone noticed.
Even with all-time great bands, there’s always that one song that doesn’t come off right. I still change the channel when “Spoonman” is on. though I pretty much worship Chris Cornell as my non-FITBAW God.
The Spaghetti Incident is the worst thing GNR did.
The release of Use Your Illusions I and II was peak rock and roll. Hubris to try doing more after that.
I can’t argue with Blax about The Spaghetti Incident. That was pure shit. But they had 2 or 3 really great albums before that.
The Knack begs to differ. “My Sharona” is a great tune that has an incredible solo (starts at 2:40). Their followup was “Good Girls Don’t”.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BR2JtsVumFA
I’m not sure I’ve heard ‘Good Girls Don’t’ before. Not a bad tune, until you listen a little more closely and begin to suspect that Gary Glitter wrote the lyrics.
Cheech Marin did a nice, succinct cover of My Sharona in one of the Cheech & Chong movies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIw3lBLTZGs
Better than the original.
Did ? ever make a second song?
Yes, it was called !
Edit: no, it was not called that, I made that shit up like some kind of dad joke. Sorry.
You mean after 96 Tears?
“Michael Morales released a version of “What I Like About You” in 1989, as the follow-up to his hit “Who Do You Give Your Love To”. His version reached number 28 on the Billboard Hot 100, eclipsing the position of the original version.” (The Romantics version, that is). You can imagine which version gets the airplay on classic rock stations here in SA.
Since he’s a San Antonio boy, I favor his version. Totally subjective, yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEIMPfeXspo
Billy Squier’s The Stroke” was a big hit. “Rock Me Tonight” (in satin sheets) was not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZvl2aqIyNg
The song was fine, as far as cheesy crap that I will unapologetically crank up in the car, but the video was so laughably bad that it really is blamed for sinking his career.
I’m not exactly a Billy Squier truther but “Everybody Wants You” was a wicked criticism of the music industry (for its time, within his genre)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5efImBREpE
LOOK HOW BUTCH HE IS WHEN HE TEARS THE TANK TOP!
Agree with you, love the song, cringe at the video. Poor Billy Squier.
I don’t know what Mr. Big put out after “To Be With You” but it must have been a shit sandwich.
Weren’t they like a super group that did one album and then went their separate ways?
The Googles says…NINE FUCKING ALBUMS???
I didn’t realize they sold that many.
Good Vishnu, that song was dreck even by hair standards.
Challenge ACCEPTED! – S. Naut, wilds of Northern Ontario
Don’t Superman’s foes realize that they can be wounded when the bullet they shoot at him will ricochet and possibly hit them? Those criminals are almost as stupid as the ones that are currently in power in the USA.
That spoonful of hobo stew is really putting out a lot of steam for such a small spoon. Maybe it’s really dry ice?
Thoughts that make me feel GREAT about being divorced:
Nobody stomps around the house pissed off at me FOR SOMETHING I DID IN HER DREAM.
Say what you will about Adam Schiff, that untrustworthy evil shifty Jew bastard can give a speech.
I won’t suck his dick, but I might hold it in my mouth for a minute or two. Because, you know, Jewish, circumcised, no smegma.
“Cuz you’re Viva Tabula FAG!”
– Lindsay Graham, celebrated heterosexual
#TooButchFOARTehCloset
I prefer “Viva La Tabula FAGA”, if you don’t mind.
This whole kerfuffle led my brain to think “somewhere, there is a dude whose job it is to write click-bait for Q-anon/rightwing survivalist site.”
Top 5 Things The Jew Media Doesn’t Want You To Know About SpongeBob SquarePants
I really hope that headline is a product of your feverish mind and not a real thing, but I’m afraid it is probably a real thing.
It’s demented enough to be true. I refuse to go into that fever swamp and verify, though.
Current situation: four kids in house, wife is out, I’ve had two tall highballs of Maker’s Mark, at least 4 Miller Lites. Currently listening to Songs for Groovy Children: The Filmore East Concerts (Hendrix.)
What could possibly go wrong?
Mrs. Fozz can’t possibly hold you responsible for sommet that happens after ya pass out. Just common sense.
Next purchase: https://www.47brand.com/products/tri-city-dust-devils-copa-replica-47-clean-up?variant=29301607399496&utm_source=fb&utm_medium=Facebook_Desktop_Feed&utm_campaign=DPA+Remarketing+III&utm_content=AGW&utm_term=Viewed+%287+Day%29&fbclid=IwAR3gyaOJRAydL1qedzJK8Vpvp5WzHj5Yhb3CXFjTYlZIY2hcJPql3Ijz7BM
Ok, I’m back already.
“An erotic lesbian thriller…”
I’m listening…
“starring Rachel Weisz and Rachel McAdams…”
The Rachels!? Sorry boys, I’m gonna be busy tonight.
Use plenty of tissues
Naturally, I googled this immediately. “86% of people liked this movie.”
They didn’t mention the average viewing time of 7 minutes.
Why should I fuck around being James Bond, mate, when I can check out THAT action?
—Rachel W’s husband
There’s your barroom debate query – Most Attractive Coupling – Weisz/Craig or Keri Russell/Matthew Rhys
Well, I know I would fuck either Rachel or XXX (my favorite role of his—Layer Cake, pre-Bond). And I’m straight!
What about Keri Russell and Daniel Craig?
That’s right, thinking about box from outside the box!!!
/Oh god I’m so sorry
And then there is this. Fucking ay. Sienna Miller.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8F-gdBS73E&list=TLPQMjUwMTIwMjD8y6FVN_mzlA&index=1&has_verified=1
Shitty pic quality, but you get the idea. If you have not seen Layer Cake, log off right now and go do so. Report back when finished. Fucking awesome flick.
Forgot DRINK. Also, SMOKE.
And cocaine.
Or blow me and then leave
Perfect woman = turns into a six-pack and a sandwich when you are done. (Sorry, that’s a sexist thing that I think I read in Lampoon back in the 70s and has stayed with me all these years despite it’s current political incorrectness, although it may become ok again soon [see my post below]).
You can be as non-PC as you wanna be here. Fuck PC. It’s the most subtle form of censorship our society has ever embraced.
I find it funny that both Klobuchar and Collins were offended by Nadler’s remark about betraying the country if they acquitted the Prez. Goddam, them repubs are more easily offended than any (homosexual ni**er be*ner insert slur name here) at being called a name than I have ever known. Grow a pair, ladies!!! What a bunch of fucking babies.
(as you can probably deduce, being immobilized by foot surgery and confined to quarters has given me more time to follow this cluster fuck than I normally would expend).
I’ve probably already said this on a previous thread, but was too drunk to remember and am too lazy to go back and look (is there a function on this site where I can pull up all my old posts? Fuck if I know). Anyway, it bears repeating:
As an avid reader of history, I always wondered how fucked up it must have been to live day to day in an authoritarian dictatorship. Well, given that the Senate is going to acquit the anthropomorphic overflowing colostomy bag/Russian asset that currently inhabits the White House, and he will then be able to go full steam ahead with getting the election thrown to him by virtue of Russian interference, Republican state legislature gerrymandering, and voter disenfranchisement of everyone who isn’t of pure northern European heritage, I guess I’m going to find out. I’m glad I only have a couple of decades left, maximum, on the planet. COME ON ASTEROID!!!
Yay Republican Patriots, how proud you must be.
Reading those Alan Furst books is helpful in these times.
I’m glad to hear you are digging them. I bought the latest back in November but am torturing myself and not reading it until a shitty weather weekend. But you are right, we live in similar times.
I am trying to read something in between each volume, to stretch it out. Will be quite sad when I exhaust the full set. Damned good writer.
It’s weird, but even after thirty years and fourteen additional novels, Night Soldiers remains my favorite, and I re-read it at least once a year. I guess because it’s not a short snapshot in time like most of the books, but covers almost 15 years of the protagonist’s life. And seems to have a happy ending (although I’m sure the happy couple were divorced eventually; Bulgarian spy and Jewish princess/department-store heiress does not seem a relationship built for longevity).
I’m openly rooting for the coronavirus to wipe out 95% of the world population.
I read King’s ‘The Stand’ as a book about an ideal future, minus Randall Flagg.
I’d prefer the asteroid, if it hit in Arizona, so I’d have 24 hours or so to watch world die before the cloud of dust reached Texas.
But I would take tubeneck.
M-O-O-N. That spells Trump Monarchy.
Emily St. John Mandel’s “Station Eleven” took out like 99.98% of the global population.
HIGHEST HIPPO RECOMMENDATION
So, death count equivalent to Earth Abides, eh?
Sample downloaded to Kindle. will check out.