Thanks heartily to Wakey for his bad-ass Lesser Footy preview!
Texas A&M (+5.5) at Auburn (Noon, ESPN)
For some dumb fucking reason (likely waiting for Wolven Sort hoops), I had the tv muted on some kind of preview show. Apparently, there is some sort of boomlet for Team Bonfire Cult to back into the playoffs. I don’t get it whatsoever, and suspect they shit the pitch on The Plains (even though War Damn Eagle ain’t much account).
Oklahoma State (+5.5) at TCU (Noon, ESPN2)
Maybe not much meaning attached, but I bet this is fun. A true contrast of styles, and nobody likes playing away to Bloodeyes. At least Okie State gets off from the pain.
West Virginia (+6.5) at Iowa State (3:30, ESPN)
Does Hippo smell upset? Or is it just the sweet musk of cousins giving into passion? Or is it just gas from my bison chili? Sorry, y’all.
Indiana (+13.5) at Wisconsin (3:30, ABC)
Unless all of the Hoosier State has #NuAIDS, this line should be 5-6. At the MOST. Hopefully, it will be good teevee watching, at least. I must be missing something about Wisconsin.
BYU (-11) at Coastal Carolina (5:30, ESPNU)
Easily the Match of the Day. I am soooooo looking forward to this clash, between two “who the fuck really knows how good they really are, but they sure have passed the eye test to Hippo” squadrons. Original Recipe Team Big Love, away to the best nickname in all of sport. Who else is named after a Canterbury Tales character? The Chanticleer is also my favoUrite local coffee/pastry shop. So yeah, I’mma bet the Chants.
Alabama (-29.5) at LSU (8:00, CBS)
I read somewhere that this is the biggest underdog defending national champion has been, in at least 40 years. How things change, in one simple Plague Year. But not for Roll Damn Tide. I mean, even 2020 has its limits.
Oregon State (+11.5) at Utah (10:30, ESPN)
Unlike Johnny Reb, Niiiiiiiicccccce Beaver quit talking, and actually went and done WON that-thar Civil War last week. And now comes the inevitable letdown game. I think their QB is ded for this week, which explains the size of the line. But Team Secular Big Love has had quite the rampant case of NuAIDS. All in all, pretty intriguing for a tweaker fixture. Do watch!
Buk is buried here.
Don’t forget that.
https://medium.com/poem-of-the-day/charles-bukowski-bluebird-f4e80e5000ef
My new place in Pedro is cool.
We’re the front facing unit in a 4 unit place.
They gave me a breezeway and a garden that needs major attendance. Major attendance.
Like palm trees and shit and.. they let this place go to shit.
No gardener.
I’ve got this.
Are your new neighbors cool? That can really make or break a place.
The neighbor across the street has a Trump2020 flag but apart from that.
Pedro is actually a really amazing town.
Old school as LA gets.
Its very…I can’t even express this properly as a white gut but it’s very Latino in all the best ways.
I love this town.
Time for that shit to go
Wait, Pornhub is Canadian? I figured they were all out of Latvia or Honduras.
https://www.huffingtonpost.ca/entry/pornhub-child-abuse_ca_5fcb8c2fc5b63a153452325e?ncid=tweetlnkcahpmg00000002
Well they’re clearly hiding their identity by not spelling in Pournhub
Evening
G’day
‘Sup
Howdy
Post sunset greetings.
So this is the part when you buy drinks.
I’ll leave some outside my door for ya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PMjsY1MACU
I bet Trump shows up at the Army-Navy game and gives a speech at halftime telling the cadets and the middies the election was stolen, and he’s really the biggest, bestest prezinent this country has ever had. Then I hope they boo him.
A girl can dream….
I’m hoping they invite Biden instead.
A boy can dream…
I hope you both get your wish. Trump starts speaking, there’s a sound of shattering glass, and then someone yells “By God, that’s Joe Biden’s music” as Biden struts down the stairs before hitting Trump with a ladder that someone has left under the stage for reasons that are never made clear.
I feel like Joe Biden’s music is very close to Boss Todd’s mix tape in the Camaro.
At best it’s a mix-tape of the kind of music that the local oldies station just can’t stop playing.
With an odd Hendrix or Joplin tune in there.
I’m thinking Big Band for some reason
R.I.P. David Lander (in the van) and this is one of the greatest comedy sequences in movie history:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqHZWdFVyyQ
SexiMexi lookin good. Did not but on WAC football this evening, last week the fighting Rainbows fucked me while I slept, didn’t even wet dream during the fucking.
LSU certainly put all their eggs on last year’s title, didn’t they?
How many guys from last year went to the NFL? I assume about the same as Bama.
Apparently all of them
None in the NFC East.
it hurts because it’s true.
“Well, this is a bit awkward. COVID-19 may cause long-term erectile dysfunction in men. Yet another reason to heed public health advice as the coronavirus continues to spread.”
https://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/lx/another-reason-to-wear-a-mask-covid-19-may-cause-erectile-dysfunction/2621114/?_osource=SocialFlowTwt_PHBrand
Look, I was barely using me genitals as is…
Owning the libs!
I mean, I suppose it is difficult to get an erection when you’re dead.
This really should have been the message from the get go.
Hippo, SexiMExi is coming up. Kings of Leon v Chivas Regal. Hopefully the curvy lineswoman is on this match.
#SexiMexiOnFiiiiire
One last bet – do I go with LDU de Quito coming back to win, or a late winner for Botafogo (since today has mostly butt-a-fuck-a’d Hippo)?
better yet, SPLIT THE BET wut cud goe rong???
Your post this morning was a masterpiece. I hardly understood a word!
That was Wakezilla.
that imaginary man can RANT!
We live in the same city, have never seen him. Imaginary indeed!
I meant this one. I had it in my head that this was the third post today, quel dumbass! Wakezilla’s was good too!
It usually is, but since Wakey handled Lesser Footy, I just stand-alone’d the JV slate. Then, it became de facto night thread! Nice when non-planning works out like that.
Accidental excellence is still excellence!
I’d bet the farm on Botafogo
Botofogo has sweet jerseys.
they conceded like within 90 seconds of my bet
NAWT MY FAULT!
Or my farm apparently.
I mean, be nice to stick someone with all that #TractorDebt amirite??
The Mormons lose to Coastal Carolina in a game where both teams were ranked, if you were wondering just how fucked up everything is due to #NuAIDs
HA. Just a very clear “fuck you asshole!” from the crowd in the Clamzon-VaTech game
I do very much enjoy the newfound clarity in crowd noises these days. Baker Mayfield yelling “That’s really fucking cute” at a Jacksonville defensive front shift on Sunday was particularly enjoyable.
https://i.imgur.com/9adDYSp.mp4
WOW, by ONE FOOKIN YARD
I’m sure they’ll enjoy soaking in that loss.
I am very confused by this practice. Is there penetration?
Yes, just no movement.
and remember kids – in the ear doesn’t count!
Fun fact: This comment could be referring to either BYU or VaTech.
may we watch sportsball in interesting times
Shite, they have plenty of time for a Hail Joseph Smith
Chants can almost run this here clock out.
thusly ended teh Mormon stormin
They can go have some milk and vanilla wafers to drown their sorrows.
anything goes on Sabado noche!
uh, was that Forcibly Non-Gendered Turkeys OL…in blackface???
I do not want to alarm anybody, but Vontaze Burfict has been arrested.
Shocking. Next you’ll try to tell me OJ Simpson is a murderer.
So my plan to indoctrinate the kids with BattleBots not only worked, but Lady Commander is now fully invested. Starting them over on last season after watching the premiere, and this is fantastic.
I enjoy watching RoatoR lose most of all.
You do realize this will require recaps?
I think I’ll have another one of these stouts.
Good evenin. 3rd glass of wine poured, just got stoned, bets on New Zealand regional futbol, 3rd division in Japan, and some Paraguayan stuff. (No,You have a problem!) SexiMexi football later. All is ok-ish.
I’m heading for the vino right now. Saturday night pinot noir action.
From where and by who?
It’s called Line 39 and it’s from Northern California. They don’t get specific but it’s on the 39th parallel.
Fair enough, if its good, its good! Except for Barefoot, that is the worst wine ever.
why are none of my insane live bets working???
You need to get on the Regional New Zealand shit, or some 3rd Div Japan futbol!
I got fucked by a Paraguayan game. DAMMIT!
Oh kids. I’m still doing the cook on Saturday instead of Sunday during football season and today I made a pork tenderloin that would bring you to tears.
I was reflecting while having dinner and that might be one of the most difficult cuts of meat to do exactly right. It can go from trichinosis to shoe leather just like that.
I fucking nailed it.
Standard sear, mustard rub and coat with fresh garlic and fresh rosemary. Wrapped in foil and 40 minutes at 350.
Goddamn.
That sounds sooo good! I’m thinking shrimp scampi tonight. But I may have to kill Gumby first, he’s telling jokes again.
” The wife just asked why there is loud music coming from a canopy in our back yard. I said now is the winter of our disco tent.”
That’s a good one. Keep passing those along.
Then feel free to murder to your heart’s content.
I sear the loin in canola oil about 5 minutes per side and sprinkle on salt, pepper and Hungarian paprika. The mustard is a mix of dijon and spicy brown. It was perfect.
Gumbygirl, here ya go.
I am ALL IN! I bet these would be good with chocolate chips too. Thanks!
¡Jesús!
Nice. It’s ironic that so many people who don’t have confidence in their cooking skills unknowingly gravitate towards the hardest things to cook right (pork tenderloin, chicken breasts) instead of relatively foolproof cuts. Of course, they do this because the just don’t know that things they find unfamiliar and intimidating (pork shoulder, chicken thighs) are much harder to screw up.
The striped bass looked good today, so I grabbed one and am probably going to do a salt-crust, and try out my new Instant Pot pressure cooker on some white beans. The rest of the weekend is Christmas baking.
It’s all about that bass.
No treble.
found a funny:
The Mandalorian is really just the story of a man who absolutely cannot stop making best friends
I haven’t seen a limp-dick Tennessee performance like this since Andrew Jackson lost to John Quincy Adams in the 18-(mumble mumble) presidential election!
I don’t see them challenging anyone to a game of horseshoes.
Galdurnit, Original Recipe Big Love, let the Chants have their day!
Bad news: the grocery store is already playing Christmas carols
Good news: they have the good eggnog in stock
Jenny Dell, TURNCOAT Jenny Dell, apparently working for the SEC Network now.
How does one say “Forget Hayyyyyellll” in Masshole?
This focaccia I’m making I call it a superfund site because there is oil in places where there usually isn’t oil.
So, like the side of Rudy Guiliani’s face?
This bread product tried to bargain for a pardon, but thankfully I took away its phone privelages so trump couldn’t get the message.
Uh oh, someone just gave up the Leed.
Parents: how’s this technique?
https://imgur.com/gallery/cqtpaGv
Did he give that cat all of Hippo’s pills?
Not bad. I used to use the kitchen sink. Less water required and lets you keep a hand on the kid while bathing.
Fortunately I haven’t had to do that in over 30 years.
Hey! I also bathed my cat in the kitchen sink!
THIS MICHIGAN STATE TEAM, I CALL THEM THE 300, BECAUSE THEY’RE GOING TO GET WIPED OUT
And like the real Spartans, it’s more than deserved
Hey, Lagunitas. What do you have in store today?
It was really good. And sweet.
It got turned into Irvine Meadows which was a solid outdoor amphitheater. Saw a few shows there. Last was Rush back in like 2013-2014. Also went to a couple of Irish festivals there.
They sold the land for fucking condos. Just what Irvine needs more of.
Best ever – all other band members openly hating Dennis DeYoung for turning Styx into a high school drama club skit.
I attended a few Jimmy Buffett concerts there. Good times!
I attended the first ever Weenie Roast there and one of the early Lollapaloozas. Awesome venue.
That was the same way I felt when I knew there was no Santa.
I liked Auburn too, which is always bad, and they’re about to go down 8. I may have to start writing “teams I like this Saturday” columns so the rest of DFO can make $$$ going the other way.
My brother just sent me some old pictures we took at good old Lion Country. Hard to believe that place existed here.
ESPN apparently recycling headlines, reporting that Vontaze Burfict arrested for battery
Arent there only 80-something players on college teams? Why the fuck do they have duplicate numbers?
Only 80-whatever are allowed to travel. For home games you can have like a million.