Sexy Friday, Divisional Round edition

This is the weekend that Cinderella stories go to die. Traditionally. We’ll see if this weekend is any different. Here is the schedule (all times Eastern)

Congratulations to Doktor Zymm for guessing last week’s hidden theme of songs performed by Shawn and Gus on Psych!

For those of you prudes that don’t like cheesecake or beefcake, click HERE to skip to the music videos.

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Without further ado, here are the Top Twenty Five Pics of The Week:

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And now, a sneak preview of this year’s Valentine’s Day post!

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YOU’RE-A-PRUDE

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And now, for the music!

As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!

Today we are back to the puzzles! Enjoy these fine songs and figure out what the common theme is among them. I will give up to three hints in the comments.

Song Number One:

J Geils Band – Centerfold

Canción Número Dos:

Joan Jett and the Blackhearts – I Love Rock & Roll

Chanson Numéro Trois:

Human League – Don’t You Want Me

Canzone numero quattro:

Men At Work – Who Can It Be Now

Canção número cinco

Hall & Oates – I Can’t Go For That

Seigarren zenbakia:

Toni Basil – Hey Mickey

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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and try to stay the fuck away from stupid people. That’s not COVID-19 advice, that’s just general good sense. See you next week!

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yeah right

Hey Balls, When does the AFL get going again?

It’s gonna be Fremantle’s year!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coFYuHUGbbw

yeah right

Get it on!

TheRevanchist

Finished the Twisted Tea. Now debating to drink more or call it a night.

Don T

I’m gonna make enchiladas Sat. & got an air fryer today so Imma gonna try “fried” chicken on Sun.
Mission: Don’t leave the house during Divisional Weekend.
Vision: say no words all weekend, except to shout at the TV.

yeah right

Oh I gots to know!

Please tell me the results.

There’s a Sunday Gravy accreditation involved.

yeah right

I’m going on 2 weeks of “order groceries and pick that shit up.”

My local Vons has it down pat.

You pre-order, including beers and a few bottles of vino and your what-have-youse,

Pre-pay.

Pull into a numbered slot.

Tell the person who answered the phone said numbered slot.

They drop that in your trunk.

Get a signature (first known virus confluence)

Then drive home, unpack and get busy!

If I didn’t need to hand select my chicken I would never leave my bubble.

Brick Meathook

1956 Continental Mark II

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It’s not a Lincoln Continental (those came before and after) but these cars were produced only in 1956 and ’57 by the short-lived Continental Division of the Ford Motor Company. They were almost entirely hand-built and used the finest materials everywhere. They used a Lincoln powertrain; they would pick out Lincoln engines and take them back to their facility and completely disassemble them. They would rebuild them to perfect balances and tolerances and put on some of their own components too.

The Continental Division was run by William Clay Ford Sr., the youngest brother of Henry Ford II who was the head of the company. He was 26 years old. After two years the Continental Division was folded back into Lincoln and production of the car ceased.

William Clay Ford was so heartbroken that he bought the Detroit Lions and they’ve only won a single playoff game since.

Brick Meathook
yeah right

That’s a bad ass piece of Detroit rolling steel.

Brick Meathook

1941 Lincoln Continental

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yeah right

I guess it’s been about 15 years ago that my favorite kitty died.

Work with me here. It’s background.

My cat, Maggie NEVER left my apartment. Never. One night we’ve got a party going, minor craziness and I go to bed.

Wake up to take a piss and my brain screams to a halt.

Where’s Maggie?!

Nowhere in the house.

I love Maggie and I start to panic.

“Maggie? Where are you Maggie?”

I walk outside of the apartment and we have a second staircase landing, right next door.

I take a few steps.

There she is!

She’s got this look like “I’ll never walk out the front door again. I swear to GOD!”

I bring her back inside and everything is fine.

She lived another 5 years after that.

I came home tonight and TAJ was in the driveway.

That’s different.

“Taking in the weather?” (it was 75 and sunny today)

/he had the exact same look on his face as Maggie did.

Don T

“minor craziness and I go to bed”
/nods knowingly
-Jerry Lee Lewis

yeah right

He locked himself outside for 7 hours.

No Phone.
No keys.
No motorcar.

Not a single luxury.

Gumbygirl

Like Robinson Caarusoe, it’s primitive as can be! Did I tell you my dad worked with the Professor’s brother, who looked exactly like him even though they weren’t twins, when the show was on tv? It amazed the fuck out of me when I was in kindergarten!

Viva La Tabula Raza

Slow sprots night tonight, so I revisited some old Top Gear travel specials, Botswana and Source of the NIle. Love those specials.

TheRevanchist

They really run those cars into the ground. I wonder if they have to rent a helicopter to take those things to the dump afterwards.

Brocky

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Viva La Tabula Raza

I know which one I would eat.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

The back breast?

TheRevanchist

I honor of the dude who smacked that racist guy at the convenience store upside the forehead with a Twisted Tea, I picked up a Twisted Tea at the convenience store.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Dude should franchise his own brand of iced tea. “Intolerance Tea.”

TheRevanchist

I would buy it, even if it tasted like Zima.

Gumbygirl

Not taking any shit from racist crackers

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I went surfing today! The ocean stank like [something crass].

It was ninety degrees here in LA. In the middle of January, that’s totally normal, right?

TheRevanchist

I remember a winter day when we were at LA zoo. In the damn 80’s. It was the first day it was that warm and everyone was at the zoo that day. It was either January or February.

yeah right

Fucking 84 in El Segundo today.

Well it is January 15th.

Mr. Ayo

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Brocky

you know, i should have starting watching Lucifer earlier

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TheRevanchist

It’s a show with charisma, maybe a little weak on plot, but so satisfying to watch because of the heart it shows.

scotchnaut

One of my fingers blew up 2 1/2 times its size (over the course of 72 hours) so I went to the hospital this morning. The doc told me to lie down before he squeezed all the junk out my finger because ‘a lot of people pass out’.

Me: [ten minutes later] “YA THINK???”

/holy fuckballs, that was intense

Brocky

damn. how was the smell?

scotchnaut

It may have stunk like 10 skunks but I was in too much pain to notice. For the record, I didn’t pass out but wow, I was still shaking and sweating when I got home.

TheRevanchist

Too much viagra?

Game Time Decision

Dr PimplePopper?

Viva La Tabula Raza

My octogenarian parents love that show. Just the ads make me gag.

Senor Weaselo

What caused it? Hobo tetanus?

Viva La Tabula Raza

At least it wasn’t your penis.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

This week was a bear. And not any of the good kinds of bear. It was like chris conte level.

Brocky

still not as bad as cade mcnown

Viva La Tabula Raza

Next week doesn’t hold much promise either. Interested to see how the racists deal with MLK day this year.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

With violence?

Viva La Tabula Raza

That would be the number one answer on Family Feud.comment image

Senor Weaselo

MLK and the inauguration? The racists are going to be whining non-stop.

Viva La Tabula Raza

And trying to co-opt him as a conservative.

Brocky

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Brocky

tina louise, if you want names.

seriously, she doesn’t look like a tina

Viva La Tabula Raza

over 50 years after Gilligan’s Island, Tina Louise is still alive and well at age 84 (my dad turned 84 on 13 Jan).comment image

Brocky

watching wandavision, episode 2, lets just it has an attractive female in gloves….

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Redshirt

No word on the NRA filing for bankruptcy? I expected a parade.

ArmedandHammered

The Kapital Koup Krew are holding a wake in their holding cells.

Dunstan

Well, they entered moral bankruptcy a long time ago

litre_cola
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

[rocks out] – Derek Carr

scotchnaut

Well duh, they couldn’t afford it.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Thoughts and prayers

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Now THIS is how you do product placement.

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SonOfSpam

(Andy Reid nods sympathetically)

Viva La Tabula Raza

Maybe he can get a spot on a Doritos Super Bowl commercial.

Dunstan

Well, they’re all songs from 1982, I believe.

SonOfSpam

More specifically, all #1 songs from 1982.

(We can split the prize, which I believe is a gently-used Fleshlight)

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Doesn’t that prize split you?

SonOfSpam

If I play my cards right

Game Time Decision

Thats what she said

Mr. Ayo
Viva La Tabula Raza

This is a fun site, if you are of a certain age.
https://www.stereogum.com/category/franchises/columns/the-number-ones/