I was originally planning to have this post run on July 4th weekend, but you all decided to post some tasty goodness and so I changed my plans before the links went dead.
I thank you for your contributions to Sexy Friday and making this site a place for learning and sexy. Sexy learning, if you will.
Without further ado, TO THE TITS AND ASSES!
For those of you prudes that don’t like cheesecake or beefcake, click HERE to skip to the music videos.
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Without further ado, here are the Top Twenty Five Pics of The Week:
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YOU’RE-A-PRUDE
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And now, for the music!
As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!
Today we are back to the puzzles! While no one solved last week’s puzzle, instead of re-running it, I will give you a new one. We’ll come back to the one from last week a different day. As always, I will give up to three hints in the comments at your request. You try to determine the hidden theme or link between all the songs. Good luck!
Song Number One:
Canción Número Dos:
Chanson Numéro Trois:
Canzone numero quattro:
Canção número cinco
Seigarren zenbakia:
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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and try to stay the fuck away from stupid people. That’s not COVID-19 advice, that’s just general good sense. See you next week!
In the Spirit of Sexy Friday I’m currently reading ‘Tales of Times Square’
An electronic mail haiku:
Top signs of lupus
Forty percent off Saints gear
When we win, you win
To re-ask, anyone have the Euroball link? I’m on my phone so I don’t have the link saved.
https://www.pooltracker.com/w/season/picks_matrix.asp?poolid=189961
FINAL HINT: 1990
They’re all off Violator aren’t they? But what does that have to do with Tyson, other than him being a loser that year?
Depeche mode got fucked by Don King.
Depeche Mode got whooped by Buster Douglas?
Too bad 1990 was before claymation Celebrity Death Match
People forget that Mike Tyson was convicted of rape, making him a Violator.
Yes, they are all off Violator. The other little bit I added was that I posted them in order of how they appeared in the album.
In short, DING DING DING DING!!!
Well hello SoCal DFO!
Damn glad to see you!
*Central Valley folk sheds tear
I’m okay, just feeling a little left out. Probably for good reason, though.
Fuck the Dodgers!
Padres, D-Backs, and Rockies can also swallow a pig’s pork sword.
It is okay. I still can’t figure out why I am considered to be in northern California when half the state is further north. I guess Eureka is beyond the wall or some shit
I got nothing balls. Your ways are mysterious
How many people who worked as a jizz scraper back in the 70s are still alive, and do you think they put that on their resume under some sort of job pseudonym like ‘erotic sanitation engineer’?
Are you saying that 70s jizz was toxic and there will be commercials on TV advertising lawyers filing a class action suit on behalf of said jizz moppers?
No, but that’s a much more interesting possibility than what I was thinking so I say we run with it
If you or a loved one was ever employed in
An adult theatre
A sex shop
A Jack Shack
The Playboy Mansion
AND you have experienced
Shakey hands
Wobbly knees
An allergic reaction to asparagus or pineapple
Death
then YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO COMPENSATION!
Call the 800 number NOW for a free consultation!
I will actually back this.
Two words: Ron Jeremy.
Now me?
I’ve had some hard ass jobs, drove a cab, worked as a bartender AND a bouncer.
But no jizz mopping.
It’s in my contract.
There are people who jerk off dogs for a living. And it doesn’t even pay well. I’d rather work at a fast food restaurant. Ideally those two jobs aren’t done by the same person.
I always thought jerking off racehorses paid pretty well, but now I am less certain. Maybe they just make the grooms do it? They probably have to clean sheaths anyway, might as well do it with a little extra vigor and make some extra change
That’s a good job title. Fluid removal analyst. Yours is better but I’m going to keep thinking on it.
Do Vegas sports books take bets on AFL?
I’m pretty sure Hippo’s bookie will.
Took a bit to teach her how to fish but YES
SECOND HINT: MIKE TYSON
All these songs were disqualified from winning Grammy’s because portions of Evander Holyfield’s ear were discovered in the background of the videos
good answer
Sent this to my dad
He didn’t find it funny
I was watching the hockey game earlier and just fell asleep out of nowhere. Slept for two hours for no reason whatsoever.
The theme is songs by Depeche Mode
One of these days I should do a Blair Witch Project theme…
Songs from 1999 with shitty camera work?
Earlier than that, if you can believe it…
I am 87% sure it came out in 99
But it was a true story! The footage must have been from at least 1998!
Evening.
Why hello!
Fremantle v Collingwood is on FS2!
Free wood?!? All over it!
Collingmantle? I…uh, oh, damnit, that doesn’t mean anything.
I got a shit load of fire wood on my property that never gets used because I’m too antisocial to host bonfires.
The old house was a hundred years old and had a fire place. Old habits die hard. I got the instincts of a beaver
You like things warm and wet?
And furry
No wait shaved
Shit can we edit comments?
Yes. Click the gear on the right side.
And then the word Edit shows up. Click on that and you’re good to go.
My free wood can be delivered shaved or furry.
Dealer’s Choice!
Please don’t tell me the final. I just hit record.
I take back every single bad thing I ever said about The Order. This show rules. It’s perfect for a Friday night.
Balls, I love you and I’ve met you and you are a great guy
but . . .
you have worse music taste than Seamus (if that’s even possible)
You don’t like Depeche Mode?
Only their version of “Route 66” when it’s played in a medley of all the other covers of “Route 66.”
I want to visit Mark’s grave one day and say hi to him. He was a good guy.
The Cramps:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-2ltL2KaI4
That’s a good idea!
About Mark’s grave. hell yeah. I grew up next to Arlington Cemetery. Cemeteries are beautiful not sad. There you precede me.
You mean this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z87s99NsJ_w
No they did a different cover (although this one is great)
What can I say? I’m a child of the 80s… Even though technically these songs aren’t from the 80s.
(FIRST HINT!)
So I think I can get some guilt free rest tomorrow due to getting my second shot, so do I get drunk and just deal with the double tomorrow?
Of course.
I took the middle path, just one bottle of nice fizz afterwards
You should answer your phone when your favourite brother in law calls you, drunk as hell at 8:30 pm is what you should do. You dirty, soggy, gummy-legged, worthless, fever-ridden, pigeon toed, backwards, with bad breath and knobby knees, and poor vision, bastard swine.
Ah, one of the dumber things in hockey: “will they touch the conference championship trophy?”
Killorn touched it right away though.
Yep. But no one ever said pro athletes were the brightest bulbs.
Eat shit Ice Jets!
I bought some Aioli chips at the store, they are fucking delicious.
Aw man, that makes me want frites with garlic rosemary aioli and mango chutney aioli from the place on 2nd ave that blew up but reopened over on Bleeker I think
oh, Bleeker.
I’m currently working on a shot with this character. That’s what pays the internet electric bills at the Brick Meathook Estate.
Pommes Frites? It’s now on MacDougal according to Google Maps.
And a fun story about Bleecker when my friends and I went to LPR. One of my friends said get off at Spring Street. Even though LPR’s on Bleecker. He said it was a shortcut. It obviously was not leading to the famous line, “I’m pretty sure Bleecker Street is ON BLEECKER STREET.”
But then I learned about Miracles of Modern Science, so I had a good time.
Yes! Pommes Frites is the best! I knew it was some miscellaneous NYU associated street, not far from Mamoun’s I think? Then the Georgian restaurant is on Bleecker.
Can I buy a consonant, Pat?
P.J. Tucker sounds like an alternative character that Olivia Manning came up with for Eli’s bedtime because The Sandman sounded “too ethnic”.
Can someone post the Euroball stuff? I have to do my knockout predictions. And/or am I in last?
I’m involved. You’re definitely not last.
You’re only 1 off the lead. SoS and RTD are ahead of you.
You are 1 point off the lead…..
Someone’s 4 year old and Balls are at the back end. No phrasing there cuz a 4 year old is involved. Heh.
They are Depeche Mode songs that summarize Monica Lewinsky’s White House internship experience?
That’s an intriguing guess.
This T-Mobile “costume party” commercial really irritates me (even thought I’m a pretty happy customer) because does the spotty network somehow also change spacetime so the five seconds of static where the woman says “it’s a business dinner, not a…” no longer happens in this continuum?
I think the upshot is, these people are not very bright. Why would you be learning that an event is a costume party only when you’re already getting dressed for it?
It only makes me want a turkey leg.
All these songs are by Depeche Mode, now gimme my fleshlight.
Ironically, “Gimme My Fleshlight” was one of their bigger hits.
Not feeling it from Atlanta tonight.
Have another peach.
Will do.
One of the earliest albums I bought, back in the day…
I think the Bucks were up by 16 when I made the above comment; now they are up by 31.
Somebody call PETA, I just killed all the birds with 1 stone.
Currently listening to my zune and coming to you from my Microsoft surface. I have wine, meat, and cheese too!
That’s good hustle!
You could have gotten a jaunty feather for your chapeaux at the fly fishing store!
Gentil plumerai!
Well I do speak the language, maybe I need more berets and plumes in my game.
So Funemployment lasted about 5 days. Had 2 offers on the table, chose one today after sitting on both for 48 hours. The company I turned down called me at 630 asking me to reconsider over the weekend. I’m starting on the 12th so I’ve still got two weeks off.
Feels good to be wanted. Foxtrot Oscar old company!
Nicely done. My funemployment is lasting three months (one month due to vaccine reasons) but it should be ending soon (knock on wood). Got a job offer; just waiting for drug and background checks.
Congrats! I still have to go through those as well, but those wont be an issue.
Is that where you do as many drugs as possible so they know you aren’t a cop?
The Snozzberries Taste Like Snozzberries!
No bidding war for your services?
I definitely leveraged the bidding war. Got one company to go up about 8k
Nooooiiiicccceee
That’s like 25 million to us.
Canucks or DFOers?
By the way, the peaches thing from Request Line is real. I’m up to 55 at this point.
Wow, that’s a lotta peaches
It hasn’t been as bad as I feared it would be. So far. The first fifty were white peaches, and now I’m on to yellow.
These songs are the second hit off the album
Nope