This week, I have no Balls’ Thoughts O’ Da Week as my brain is completely fried. I just want to chill and relax with a certain someone and block out the rest of the world. The song selections this week will help greatly with that. Enjoy!
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Here are your Top 11 pictures of the week.
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YOU’RE-A-PRUDE
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And now, for the music!
As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!
This week, I’m playing six songs that I believe are best heard in the dark in the arms of a loved one. Preferably naked. Enjoy!
Song Number One:
Canción Número Dos:
Chanson Numéro Trois:
Canzone numero quattro:
Canção número cinco
Seigarren zenbakia:
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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and fly low and avoid the radar.
Last funny;
here’s the trick to shower oatmeal, and it’s not complex. U get out the oats and throw some in your hand like ur a fuckin horse. Now enter the shower. steam and waters will do the rest
I bet more angels can dance on the head of a pin nowadays than back in olden times because we can bop in place and it’s considered a dance, while they had to skip around a maypole or do a waltz or some other spatially inefficient shit
True, but then God probably laid off a bunch of angels and told the rest to “work smarter, not harder”, so it’s the same number of dancing angels, they’re just doing more “efficient” dancing.
Also they’re illegal immigrants from Purgatory, but that’s a whole different story.
I kinda dig the idea of old-school Catholics selling indulgences as sketchy coyotes that might well abandon you half-way along Dante’s journey
https://www.breathlesswines.com/product/Breathless-Sparkling-Rose-750-ML
It is fucking delicious.
Good to know, will try that. I think I’ve had maybe the Chardonnay from them?
No idea if you had their Chardonnay, but if you did, hooray!
They have a sweet garden in an industrial park just outside downtown Healdsburg, and apparently the grandmother of one of the owners is pictured in the logo, and that’s how they came to have it as the logo, which is pretty awesome
They all “jump around” like the Badger fans. Man I cant wait for that stupid thing to get old and die. Might be cute if you are 6-0… but 3-3… not so much.
Sillycuse coach Dino Babers is a nutless coward-dog.
Plus he always sticks his head through Fred’s roof.
.
Oh, shit. Dabo is secretly a SHANK’LOR worshipper.
This flu shot is kicking my ass, wow.
This is why I don’t get vaccine for any reason whatever.
Now, if someone could turn my iron lung so’s I can see the TV, that’d be great.
Mine had no effect whatsoever.
Probably got the placebo.
A friend of mine’s sister actually did get a saline shot instead of a covid vax. She didn’t have any side effects and joked that it must not have been the vaccine, but then it turned out she got vaxxed by this horrible person and she got a phone call that she needed to do a redo: https://www.cnn.com/2021/08/11/europe/german-nurse-saline-solution-vaccine-scli-intl-grm/index.html
Holy Schiesse!
That’s really fucked up, glad it was caught.
Agreed, too bad it wasn’t earlier though, 8600 people is quite a few
My coworker got it Wednesday and had to take Thursday off.
Well, technically he came in to work and was sweaty and seemed like he was in a fog. We sent him home. He’s fine today, but he was in rough shape yesterday.
I don’t trust Sillycuse qb at all.
Found a funny;
*Liam Neeson in Taken voice* Just circling back about my daughter
We’re all rooting for not-Clemson right?
I’ll root for a Syracuse team not coached by Jim Boeheim, sure.
Fair.
Boeheim’s boogers have a better understanding of clock management than this Babers cat.
Wtf Clemson is unranked.
I did not know.
Somehow this is notre dame’s fault
“Probably”
-ghost of the guy who fell off the scissor-lift
So you’re telling me UConn has a chance?
How the casual mlb fan feels about the playoffs
SillyCuse to get the ball back, down 3…
Update;
LoL
There’s some mid-40s year old lady
Here at the bar ripped off her face
Cheering for the pitcher cause she recognizes him.
It’s Rocking!
#lifegoals
Get in there, buddy. She knows stuff that’ll blow your mind.
Update;
JPN guys are gone.
They were cool 😎
Bar is still ROCKIN!
Goooo Sox!
Also, evening
Howdy!
Wait, Bruce Allen is the brother of former Senator George Allen? The “macaca” guy? Holy shit that explains so very much.
Oh yes indeed. George Allen did a great jerb raising some fuckhead sons.
I mean, he let Nixon design a play for him.
“here’s the ‘A’ gap, here’s the ‘B’ gap, here’s the 18 1/2 minute gap…”
“If the President does it, it’s a first down!”
That’s enough basedball for me until the Cubs are relevant again.
Update;
No sign of OCG
Sitting next to two Japanese dudes
Both rooting for the Sox
What drink do I get em?
Sake bombs?
Fernet. Fernet is always an introductory libation.
Only if they’re bartenders
oh. waves!
What are the odds that place has Kirin beer?
Whisky shots. 100%
/Clemson only up 7 on Sillycuse
Dabo: [yells at his players in Christian]
Enrique Hernandez is really making it easy for Houstonian neo-Nazis to spout out their beliefs.
Holy fuck, Portishead, I’d forgotten about them. Great song
Is it weird i kinda dont give a shit that the Astros being cheaters? Like the other teams are that annoying?
right there with ya, I am having MOAR issues with the Dusty Baker aspect
No more weird than believing that the NFL didn’t find anything else worth sharing with the public during their investigation of Dan Snyder’s human trafficking organization I mean football team.
At least they were kinda good at being cheaters, that must be worth something. I mean, look at Trump, he tried all sorts of cheating and still didn’t win, at least they aren’t that sad and pathetic!
Here’s the casual Astros fan take:
Yes, they cheated. That was shitty and awful and they shouldn’t have done it.
They 1,000,000% were not the only ones who cheated, they just got ratted out first. There’s a non-zero chance that they weren’t even the worst perpetrators.
BUT.
They still had to hit the ball–well. They still had to pitch. They still had to play defense. Cheating really only helps one aspect of that.
My mild conspiracy theory was MLB told the Astros they’d be able to keep their title if they’d allow themselves to be sacrificed at the altar of PR in an effort to keep other teams’ cheating under wraps.
I understand why people hate them and don’t begrudge anyone their hate. I just find it *really* hard to believe that out of 30 (?) baseball teams, it was only the Astros and a little bit the Red Sox who cheated? Come on.
They’re still my hometown team and I’ll root for them, even if I’m just a casual baseball fan.
I just find it extremely weird that they’re in the American League. I always think of them as a National League team and then I realize why I don’t watch baseball anymore.
Wait until I tell you about the Brewers!
They cheated at pitching, too. The Astros were the ones who came up with the Spider tack stuff on the hands first. It’s why Verlander’s career took off when he came over from Detroit, and Cole’s when he came from Pittsburgh.
All teams steal signals, and I have no problem if the players are doing it themselves on the field or even from the dugout if they can pick something up. The Astros were using video from non-players and relaying it, through players in the dugout, to the hitters. Cora, currently managing the Red Sox, was apparently the brains of the operation.
What’s more, the Astros, (primarily Correa), have gone full heel, claiming that no one knows the full story, while at the same time refusing to disclose what they knew, or what they did. So when everyone, (correctly), shits on them as the devious, beady-eyed cheaters that they are, they cry and whine “unfair” and point to other teams while never providing any actual proof.
And no, I don’t find it hard to believe that Cora’s teams were the only ones doing it. The Red Sox are a legacy team with a huge, if ill-bred, uneducated, and poorly washed following, and the Astros were an exciting team filled with young, (and largely Latin/Hispanic) players in, and I can’t emphasize this enough, the 4th-largest metropolitan area in the US. MLB gains nothing, nothing, by punishing those teams and letting others go free. If Manfred came down hard on, like, Pittsburgh or Kansas City, while ignoring the Yankees and Dodgers, then I’d concede the point. But it doesn’t work in this scenario, and it’s a tired point that Astros fans cling to with their fat, sweaty, thieving little fingers as though it were some morsel of fat-laden brisket that they couldn’t wait to get back to their oil-stinking hovel and shove down their remorseless gullets.
What I’m saying is that the Astros can fuck all the way off.
Hippo, in the SecsiMexi nightcap Teddy Atlas will kill beach town. It’s 2 to 1 in my book.
Puebla coming through!
Another one that fits tonight’s theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFuu5wPFv1M
That’s two commercials in a row (Patton Oswalt/Caesar’s Lily/OANNT&T) where the character appears on a screen in the commercial.
Annnnd Cora has pulled Chris Sale.
Only made it thru 3. Oh well. 🤷♂️
Now we see what this Sox bullpen has…
Gonna do a shot in honor of OCG
Goooo Sox!
Not even 3. Ottavino had to finish the 3rd.
Not a great sign.
Time to put Billy Bargain out there, I reckon.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nodbRB8c0qA
WHY ARE MY TUDN ANNOUNCERS SPEAKING INGLES???
Ooh, those must be bueno pills.
Maybe I am ded? FUCK, first I was only imaginary, now this.
GHOST IN THE MACHINE
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Update;
Astros have pulled their starter
Hell YES!!!!
(bangs on trash can)
(oh…to clarify, nothing to do with the Astros, just my Oscar The Grouch cosplay night)
“Speaking of pulling the starter, when are you going to mow that lawn, Eli?” – Olivia Manning
LoL
Lil Wayne says….
That’s Rockinggggg!
Goooo Sox!
Update;
Sox hitting some good stuff 💪
Now up 3-1
Bar is officially ROCKING!!!
I wasn’t sure who I would root for, but watching that cheating fuck Altuve make an error and then giggling almost, (but not quite), as much as I did at RTD’s version of an avenging Richie Incognito, I am going with the Sox.
Fuck all the Astros, past* and present.
*does not apply to JR Richard. That man was terrifying.
So Civ 6 isn’t particularly stable on newer machines with newer graphics cards, especially if you made the mistake of updating the drivers. It just crashed and I thought the crash report was being kinda facetious by saying “Your program is crashing. Exciting”
But no, it said “Exiting”
“Praise You” used for a Guinness ad. It was always going to come to this but I’m not happy it’s here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruAi4VBoBSM&ab_channel=FatboySlim
It’s hard to believe that some of the people in this video are twenty years older than they were when this was initially taped.
For the love of all that is holy, please tell me this is an elaborate skit.
Look at Horatio, too busy climbing the corporate step-ladder back in ’99. That was a Fatboy Slim/Spike Jonz joint for jeebuz sakes!
I was dealing with a 1-year-old then; I promise you I had no fucking idea what was going on in pop culture.
“Dealing with a 1-year-old, huh? I get it-grooming takes time.”
-Kenneth Pinyan
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CjMN5-0LMRw
Yes!!!
Hernandez with the HR!!!
1-1 tie game!!
That’s Rocking! 💯
Man, these dickwad announcers are pulling for Clemson SO HARD
As opposed to Marc Trestman, who is pulling SO HARD for Clem’s son.
/sorry, it’s Friday and I’m thinking I’ll work a little blue tonight
Like I always say, follow your balls
Agreed
he even shelled out for a new X-box!!
Please don’t apologize, you fucking cockbite.
Ugh, it’s “family weekend” for CU. I hope JonBenet Ramsay’s parents are out of town
Her pageant record wasn’t even all that great.
Duh. That’s why she’s dead.
Yooo
Heck of catch to get that 3rd out. 💪
Headed to Chicago again tomorrow, returning on Monday night. Maybe THIS time I will figure out how to paint, watch football, and day drink all at the same time!
For tonight, enjoying a bottle of Breathless Brut Rose. I got a ticket to their anniversary 1920’s style bash in November, will make a weekend out of it up in Healdsburg. Did you realize that it is also the 20’s right now, and it is necessary to specify the 1920’s? I’ve never been to a 1820’s or 1720’s or any other 20’s themed party though. And a 2020s themed party would just be a normal party. So maybe not necessary for the next 8ish years or so.
Litre – I am on a heater (Defensa y Justicia HT WOO!!!), convince me to wager on Puebla.
DO IT!
Dude, play the rush
The Sweet Potato Eaters are all over the Mexican Quinientoses.
Hey, I likes sweet potaters. $40 at +350 WOO!!!
I think puebla means female house, which is good luck.
International House of Female Pancakes?
Jump in assholes; we’re going to breakfast.
“Jump in assholes”
=Senator Graham, giving life advice
Koach Kliff KOVID!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4acayiZAHaM
If you like Orange on Orange violence, ask your doctor about watching Clemson vs Sillycuse right now.
Will it last for more than 4 hours?
I ‘m here for the SecsiMexi futbol live blog?
Damn straight!
I don’t think Necaxa is a real team as we have discussed.
Puebla is playing the Mexican Texans aka the Texans from 1825.
Don’t forget to climb your mountains, boys and girls.
Pro Tip: Don’t use the “embed picture” button. Instead just paste the URL as a comment.
The picture will come out much bigger.
Normally I would, but these are pics I’m screenshotting from Instagram and saving locally, so it’s easier to just embed them.
That’s interesting. I’m gonna check something in the back. BRB…
Well, all right then.
Like I like to preach, lots of good things can happen in the back…
judges Balls in WASP (yet again)
“I’m gonna check something in the back.”
If Balls doesn’t work this into his wedding vows I will eat my own foot.
You have my word that if I ever do get married, that’s going in.
Phrasing.
The reception will be held at the local diner:
“Not necessarily.”
— Deanna Favre
This is Rockingdog reporting live
From a bar here in New England.
Took a nap earlier.
Now I’m sippin a beer, feeling rockin
Yay baseball! ⚾️
Please report on the fall coloUrs tomorrow.
Uhh is the old Canadian there?
Update;
Not yet.
But the bar is Rocking!
I’d like to thank Umami Cart for showing up about a minute before I paid for ground pork at Stop &/Or Shop. These dumplings aren’t gonna make themselves! It’ll be Senorita Weaselo. With me failing at it and her laughing.
I’d hate to be the butt of one of your jokes.
Why I Am Not Watching Baseball – am now reduced to hoping the cheating, Dusty Baker-led Astros and the racist-chanting Braves win.
Go Stros, but only because I’m a Houstonian
As opposed to your usual racist-chanting hashtag BFIB.
we support ppl of ALL RACES standing theyre ground against THUGS smgdh
I will not be watching the American League Cheaters Series because fuck then both with an eternally rusty rake.
The cheating Astros have forced me to root for the shitty Red Sox.
Am now wanting the Doyers to repeat, which ain’t like me at all.
Found a funny;
If I had a time machine I’d bring all the Home Depot skeletons I could find to the Victorian age and surround a village with them while they all slept
OMg bases a loaded and it’s only the first inning!!!
Gooo Sox!
Damn. Pop fly into an out. 😕
“I just want to chill and relax with a certain someone and block out the rest of the world. “
Aw, that’s sweet, but I already made plans for tonight.
I really like the trip-hop/electronica (?) theme for this week’s music choices.
In other news, I just learned about Madison Iseman.
Oh my!
She’s Rocking!
Oh, indeed.