Sexy Friday – Mid- December 2021 edition

Today, we have a special Mr. Ayo showcase! Mr. Ayo very kindly and graciously bestowed upon us a bevy of pictures last Friday and they truly are spectacular. Thank you and please thank your penis for us!

As far as the music, I am rerunning last week’s puzzle. I didn’t make it clear in the bottom section that it was a puzzle. Let’s see if you can figure it out.

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For those of you prudes that don’t like cheesecake or beefcake, click HERE to skip to the music videos.

Here are your pictures of the week.

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YOU’RE-A-PRUDE

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And now, for the music!

As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!

This week, it’s a puzzle. Let’s see if you can figure out the link between all the songs. Up to three hints in the comments, as usual. Enjoy!

Song Number One:

The Cure – Boys Don’t Cry

Canción Número Dos:

Boys Don’t Cry – Cowboy

Chanson Numéro Trois:

Cowboy Junkies – Sweet Jane

Canzone numero quattro:

Jane’s Addiction – Ain’t No Right

Canção número cinco

Right Said Fred – I’m Too Sexy

Seigarren zenbakia:

Metallica – Cure

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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and fly low and avoid the radar.

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Brick Meathook

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yeah right

Next a quick game of can you guess my work schedule strictly off of the times of my comments?

2Pack

on nights… or in Europe.

yeah right

Hi guys and gals!

2Pack

Hell… oh

yeah right

I have to give a quick review of the movie All That Jazz.

It could never be made today.

It is creepy a bit in the Epstein kind of way.

The final big scene could have been better if Roy Scheider could actually sing.

Apart from that it’s fucking incredible.

Fantastic.

2Pack

The heart surgury scene was something no other films of the time were touching.High school biology class, yeah sure… but the theaters?

Gumbygirl

I am so tired. I had to go to Corona today, it feels like I drove to the moon and back. Bedtime for the old bag!

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TheRevanchist

“It’s the middle of winter. What do you expect?” – What I have told the wife every day since we met.

Doktor Zymm

The kids are alright. Lil Nas X is the best thing to happen to Twitter this year.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6swmTBVI83k

Don T

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Doktor Zymm

What a bunch of wingdings!

Doktor Zymm

There’s a dead spider in my sink and I’m just gonna leave it there. It’ll probably go down the drain eventually, and is too dead to pull and eensy weensy spider move

Gumbygirl

They are tricksy little bastards. Better make sure he’s really most sincerely dead.

Doktor Zymm

It has been several hours and he’s just been getting flatter and more blob-like. I am perfectly happy to have spiders running around because they eat mosquitoes, or their relatives eat mosquitoes. I am willing to do almost anything if it results in the death of even a single mosquito.

rockingdog

Found a funny;

guy who has only been to ikea, walking into his second furniture store: can’t wait to eat the meatballs here

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SonOfSpam

This is good (cover from The Knife)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOsRkcV8pCk

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litre_cola

I got your sexy right here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RR6lbcn_Zc

rockingdog

LOL

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Our dog peed on a very expensive rug (that does not belong to us) this week. That was not rocking.

SonOfSpam

Did you steal a rug from a middle-aged slacker who drinks White Russians?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

More like the house where he gets the replacement rug.

Sharkbait

Did it tie the room together?

Doktor Zymm

The rug belongs to your dog now, he claimed it fair and square by the dog code

litre_cola

Buster Puggsy is up at 4 every day. I thought Deci was bad at 5.

litre_cola

Doesn’t help my futbol gamblor addiction.

Doktor Zymm

I am having a bottle of Blanc de Noir for dinner while reading and trying out zero-G mode in my fancy new bed. Not a bad evening!

I’ve been reading through all of John LeCarre’s George Smiley books in order. Just about 83% through Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy. Enjoyed all of them so far, way better than the Bond books and I would much rather hang out with Smiley than with Bond.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

For some reason Blanc de Noir stands out to me as something I’ve had and really enjoyed, but I couldn’t even tell you what color liquid it is.

Doktor Zymm

It’s white sparkling wine made exclusively with grape varieties that are traditionally used to make red wine. Tends to be quite dry and delicious.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Probably blanc

Sharkbait

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Hi, Dr. Sharkbait!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Song name leads to band name leads to song name and so on.

Doktor Zymm

It’s music in the round!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Any (nonporn) movie recommendations from this august group? Or should we just binge the current season of Succession?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

And i know what i said
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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Watched Christmas Vacation last weekend

Sharkbait

Die Hard. It is time for Christmas movies after all

Doktor Zymm

Careful, they might be tricking you into hearing LDB!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Seriously, flying is the biggest risk with those terrible airport playlists

Doktor Zymm

Not an issue in Europe unless we change the game to “Last Christmas”
They seriously love that song, and now, after attending a Christmas in July tent party in Berlin about a decade ago, where they played it every hour (or possibly half hour) with fake snow and the entire party tent singing along, I have some sort of brain disorder where the song gets stuck in my head at the merest mention. In fact, it is stuck in my head now and I am going to go listen to “the girl from Ipanema” on repeat until I drive it out.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

That’s a big WHAM!

2Pack

Every time I am up there doesn’t matter which radio station I listen to, The Final Countdown by Europe gets played, several times. I think many Germans are stuck in the 80s.

Doktor Zymm

I don’t think generations work the same way, anywhere that isn’t derived from Britain is just way more okay with sharing a cultural identity across the years

2Pack

Now that you mention it, that is something I’ve noticed across the time and places I’ve been to. Great point.

Gumbygirl

I got a little nervous in Target today, but they didn’t play it. But, I got to sing along with Jose Feliciano, who is fucking awesome by the way!

Doktor Zymm

Sounds fun! My favorite has always been the carol of the bells, with semi-improvised lyrics about bells!

Gumbygirl

Nobody knows all ofthe words to that one. It is Unknowable.

Doktor Zymm

lucky for us you can just sub in the word ‘bells’ whenever you aren’t sure!

Redshirt

A Christmas Carol movie or Scrooged.

SonOfSpam

These songs seem familiar, and that’s fine. Happy Sexy Friday.

SonOfSpam

Right there in the comments. Even made a Human Centipede joke.

SonOfSpam

Quite alright. The boobs/butts more than make up for music funny business.

Gumbygirl

It seems to be designed specifically for you. Merry Christmas from Mr. Ayo!

2Pack

He is entering Moose territory.

Gumbygirl

I thought someone got it!

Redshirt

Tornado Watch in mid-December. “Climate Change is a hoax” my Merry Old Land of Oz bound ass!

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ArmedandHammered

Evening everyone, places looks as desolate as the Jaguars bandwagon.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I just rewatched Good Place, all the Jags jokes were jagtastic