Your Spam/JerBear50 Kerfuffle and Open Thread

Football Talking People: “Oh god, you must get home field. It’s of the greatest importance, it’s all that matters!”

The Rest of Us: “Right. Shut up.”

Home field meant all of diddly yesterday and we’re grateful for that. Long ago, and in certain situations now, it might have its value but these days the overall effect in a standalone game seems to have diminished greatly. The betting sharps out there have now abandoned the three points and replaced it with one or one and a half, depending on the circumstances. Can the Rams keep the weekend’s trend going? Here’s hoping.

To The Game!

Rams/Bucs:

-Brady gets rid of the ball pretty much faster than anyone in the league and that’ll come in mighty handy today.

-For this reason I wonder if Gronk should be faded a bit, given the Rams pass rush and ankle injuries to Wirfs and Jensen. The last time they played Gronk had the most number of blocking assignments he’d have all year.

-It’s a wee sample but Akers has flashed in all three of the playoff games he’s played in, averaging 122 yards from scrimmage. It’ll certainly help that he has enough speed to get to the corner and can catch the ball in space.

-Tampa doesn’t really have much of a shutdown fella at the corner position so look for Kupp to bounce back from his 61 yard outing last week.

-As for the Rams, they’re fine at cb because Jalen but safety is an issue. How effectively will Brady exploit this remains to be seen.

-One is always wary of Stafford and there was a bit of snarky talk (guilty!) about “The Detroit” shining through here and there down the stretch but he did his part. He’s tossed 2 or more TD’s in 7 of his last 8 and had a 11.9 YPA last week. But…but…do you really trust him?

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JustStopDude

Oh fuck…never mind. Can’t seem to figure out how to imbed tweets. Apparently escaped medical monkeys in PA.



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SonOfSpam
Mr. Ayo

FFS!!!

Dunstan

Well, fuck.

ballsofsteelandfury

That’s NOT the plan, RAMMIT!

JustStopDude

Derp…

JustStopDude

That has to be the first time, outside of a college game, I have seen that penalty twice in a single game.

Game Time Decision

Trading FG for TD. Not sure this is a winning strategy

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Question Everything”…”Tucson”…is this a car commercial, or a Q drop?

ballsofsteelandfury

Come on, RAMMIT, you need to keep scoring and end this!!

SonOfSpam

A-a-ron Donald >>>>>>>>>>> A-a-ron Rodgers

JustStopDude

Getting the field goal…bold strategy.

Brick Meathook

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The Maestro

Good afternoon.

I think we all saw this game aired live already a while back, for some reason?

King Hippo

Continue. The. Pressure. You. Fuckheads.

Dunstan

I find it interesting that those Allstate “I am mayhem personified” commercials have gone from “other people are idiots who will cause you to get into accidents” to “you’re an idiot who will get into accidents.” Clearly some market research was done.

JustStopDude

I find it depressing that the guy who plays mayhem doesn’t get work besides commercials. He was amazing in Oz.

ballsofsteelandfury

He was great in one of the John Wick movies too.

BugEyedBoo

The first one.

King Hippo

Not even as rape-specific as Shillinger.

Who is also doing insurance ads.

Don T

Also great as Dennis Duffy in 30 Rock. He was enrolled in a program that paired adults with child mentors.

Game Time Decision

Two years of staying home but with the same amount of insurance payouts mean we are all clumsy as fuck

Petronel

Seriously, Cris? You’ve got over a decade on me and you haven’t heard of Rube Goldberg?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rube_Goldberg

Gumbygirl

In his defence, he’s a moron.

hippofant

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Gumbygirl

Higbee:

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Spur

Rammitt
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Doktor Zymm

Who doesn’t know about Rube Goldberg!?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Seriously, that was embarrassing.

Spur

I know all about them

-Madison Cawthorn

LemonJello

Cris is more familiar with Fister Roboto.

NotShogunButShogun

It is Cris…so…

Senor Weaselo

27-3, the second most dangerous lead in football.

JimU

Like the great Dandy Don Meredith said, “turn off the lights, the party’s over.

Gatoraids

Weve gone plaid

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LemonJello

Making good use of the extra fat layer to push into the end zone. Nicely done Fatty.

NotShogunButShogun

Two thrusts to get it in? Al…you might be doing it wrong.

Dunstan

“needed two thrusts to get it in”

Come on, Al, we’re not doing PHRASING any more?

King Hippo

ah mean, does he REALLY not think we are hard enough to cut glass right now? A gentle nudge would do.

SonOfSpam

Some of us have finished multiple times already.

Dunstan

“Sometimes you need a couple of thrusts, what will all the fighting back she’s doing.” — Ben R., Pittsburgh

King Hippo

way to use your fat as a weapon Fatty!!

Beerguyrob

GO FOR TWO! TEMPT THE GODS!!!!

hippofant

DO IT FOR US SO WE NEVER HAVE TO HEAR 28-3 FROM MASSHOLES AGAIN

SonOfSpam

SO NICE to have a running QB!

King Hippo

Let’s just say for the sake of argument, Fatthew feedbags ’em into the end zone. How much balls would it take to go for two and the 28-3?

Beerguyrob

Have we heard from Antonio Brown yet?

rockingdog

LOL

Wonder if he’s watching this…

Remember when he was one of their WR’s then just dipped out, vs the JETS….hahaha that was Rocking

SonOfSpam

He’s in the alley behind the Circle K talkin to the wizard.

JustStopDude

I will go to my grave believing that everything that has happened to Antonio Brown is the fault of Vontaze Burfict.

The illegal hit he delivered basically destroyed that man’s brain.

Doktor Zymm

“Brady don’t surf”
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rockingdog

Hahaha

That’s Rocking!

Cecil Rhodes

Tom Brady’s perfect ending.

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Don T

JPP not stumped by the snap count

rockingdog

Let’s see what the probability on ESPN is showing…

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JustStopDude

In college, I remember once trying to explain a kid, 10 years younger than me, what a massive deal it was when Jackson would release a new music video.

“You ever see ‘Goodfellas’?”

“Yeah that is an amazing move”

“Martin Scorsese used to direct Jackson’s music videos”

NotShogunButShogun

Who asked for a gritty bel-air reboot‽‽

LemonJello

“WHO USES MY NAME WITHOUT FEAR IN THEIR VOICE?”

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Sharkbait

Gritty when he sees the Flyers have lost 11 in a row

Gumbygirl

Go west, young Gritty. The Pens are waaaaaaaaaaay better than the Philth.

Redshirt

Probably the same person who asked for a King of the Hill reboot?

Greg Daniels and Mike Judge Officially Announce ‘King of the Hill’ Reboot (yahoo.com)

Gumbygirl

Reboot? I thought it was still on?

Don T

Aunt Viv’s estate

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Game Time Decision

Which aunt Viv?

Gumbygirl

Salty Aunt Viv.

Redshirt

Flab to the slab?

King Hippo

4-chins FTW!!!

Recovery Whiskey

Is that Brees? What happened to his face spot

LemonJello

It’s in the Hall of Fame.

NotShogunButShogun

Never thought I’d say it, but Stafford could be…good‽ this can’t be right. Wonder if Megatron has a sad.

JustStopDude

NBC-

Hey remember the Winter Olympics? Yeah those still exist. Oh dear god please watch. We idiotically spent an obscene amount of money securing the rights. Please watch!

Sharkbait

I do enjoy watching the Olympics. However I will feel bad doing so because obvious reasons

JustStopDude

I still do not understand how MSU is allowed to exist with a sports program after the gymnastics fiasco.

Any other fucking country would be blacklisted from the Olympics for that. Imagine if China or Russia was allowing their minor athletes to be regularly raped.

Redshirt

PASSING
CP/ATT YDS TD INT FPTS
M. Stafford
18/24 229 2 0 21

T. Brady
10/22 112 0 1 2

Cecil Rhodes

PERSONAL FOULS
M. Stafford: 0
T. Brady: 1

SonOfSpam

Yes, Stafford deserves all the F PTS.

SonOfSpam

BRADY RIGHT NOW:

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SonOfSpam

Dammit, just looked at the Twitter and fucking Barstool posted this.

DON’T RUIN THIS FOR ME ASSHOLES.

SonOfSpam

WOOOOOOO

Game’s over, right?

SonOfSpam

WOOOOOO

TheRevanchist

Now we got a game!

Redshirt

LA better rest up. Tampa Bay is going to be on fire to start the 2nd half. Brady may kill someone in front of his team just to prove a point.

hippofant

He’s gonna punch Suh in the face to get him fired up.

JustStopDude

Did you know there is an anti-vaccine rally going on in DC today? I just saw this in my news feed.

Why on earth would you have any political rally during NFL post season?

Gumbygirl

So when the turnout is shitty, they have an excuse?

Recovery Whiskey

Guessing the rioters on this one already quit the NFL over Kaepernick.

JustStopDude

I’m pretty sure there isn’t enough people there to qualify as a riot.

Its like 38F and everything is closed on Sunday.

Cecil Rhodes

Here’s your answer: Carolina, Jacksonville, Miami, Atlanta, New Orleans, Dallas, Houston, and Tennessee are not in the playoffs. All of their fans now have lots of time on Sundays (outside of the church service, of course).

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Cecil Rhodes

Obligatory 28-3 comeback reference. Guess that means I have to open the VSOP that was collecting dust in the back of my liquor cabinet.

Doktor Zymm

I’m guessing your butler wouldn’t properly decant it for you? So hard to find good help nowadays

Spur

Halftime
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Redshirt

Qaron and Brady one and done and the Bengals have won two playoff games and only one away from the Super Bowl.

Jimmy Neutron – Everything I Know Is A Lie! – YouTube