Football Talking People: “Oh god, you must get home field. It’s of the greatest importance, it’s all that matters!”
The Rest of Us: “Right. Shut up.”
Home field meant all of diddly yesterday and we’re grateful for that. Long ago, and in certain situations now, it might have its value but these days the overall effect in a standalone game seems to have diminished greatly. The betting sharps out there have now abandoned the three points and replaced it with one or one and a half, depending on the circumstances. Can the Rams keep the weekend’s trend going? Here’s hoping.
To The Game!
Rams/Bucs:
-Brady gets rid of the ball pretty much faster than anyone in the league and that’ll come in mighty handy today.
-For this reason I wonder if Gronk should be faded a bit, given the Rams pass rush and ankle injuries to Wirfs and Jensen. The last time they played Gronk had the most number of blocking assignments he’d have all year.
-It’s a wee sample but Akers has flashed in all three of the playoff games he’s played in, averaging 122 yards from scrimmage. It’ll certainly help that he has enough speed to get to the corner and can catch the ball in space.
-Tampa doesn’t really have much of a shutdown fella at the corner position so look for Kupp to bounce back from his 61 yard outing last week.
-As for the Rams, they’re fine at cb because Jalen but safety is an issue. How effectively will Brady exploit this remains to be seen.
-One is always wary of Stafford and there was a bit of snarky talk (guilty!) about “The Detroit” shining through here and there down the stretch but he did his part. He’s tossed 2 or more TD’s in 7 of his last 8 and had a 11.9 YPA last week. But…but…do you really trust him?
Make a comment or twelve.
Oh fuck…never mind. Can’t seem to figure out how to imbed tweets. Apparently escaped medical monkeys in PA.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xpc0s9FsA1Q
FFS!!!
Well, fuck.
That’s NOT the plan, RAMMIT!
Derp…
That has to be the first time, outside of a college game, I have seen that penalty twice in a single game.
Trading FG for TD. Not sure this is a winning strategy
“Question Everything”…”Tucson”…is this a car commercial, or a Q drop?
Let’s not get too far ahead of ourselves-Arians still has that contraption strapped to his chest. It can do anything-make you get back together with your worst ex, score 5 touchdowns, force you to make out with your MIL, minus 10 years from Brady’s career, become a Republican, re-live your worst date. There’s no end to the diabolical shit he can do!
Come on, RAMMIT, you need to keep scoring and end this!!
A-a-ron Donald >>>>>>>>>>> A-a-ron Rodgers
Getting the field goal…bold strategy.
Good afternoon.
I think we all saw this game aired live already a while back, for some reason?
Continue. The. Pressure. You. Fuckheads.
I find it interesting that those Allstate “I am mayhem personified” commercials have gone from “other people are idiots who will cause you to get into accidents” to “you’re an idiot who will get into accidents.” Clearly some market research was done.
I find it depressing that the guy who plays mayhem doesn’t get work besides commercials. He was amazing in Oz.
He was great in one of the John Wick movies too.
The first one.
Not even as rape-specific as Shillinger.
Who is also doing insurance ads.
Also great as Dennis Duffy in 30 Rock. He was enrolled in a program that paired adults with child mentors.
“So cool! What was the rape percentage for that program? Over 40? If not, were they really even trying to make it work?”
-Catholic Priests of America
Two years of staying home but with the same amount of insurance payouts mean we are all clumsy as fuck
Seriously, Cris? You’ve got over a decade on me and you haven’t heard of Rube Goldberg?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rube_Goldberg
In his defence, he’s a moron.
Higbee:
Rammitt
Who doesn’t know about Rube Goldberg!?
Seriously, that was embarrassing.
I know all about them
-Madison Cawthorn
Cris is more familiar with Fister Roboto.
It is Cris…so…
27-3, the second most dangerous lead in football.
Like the great Dandy Don Meredith said, “turn off the lights, the party’s over.
Weve gone plaid
Making good use of the extra fat layer to push into the end zone. Nicely done Fatty.
Two thrusts to get it in? Al…you might be doing it wrong.
“needed two thrusts to get it in”
Come on, Al, we’re not doing PHRASING any more?
ah mean, does he REALLY not think we are hard enough to cut glass right now? A gentle nudge would do.
Some of us have finished multiple times already.
“Sometimes you need a couple of thrusts, what will all the fighting back she’s doing.” — Ben R., Pittsburgh
way to use your fat as a weapon Fatty!!
GO FOR TWO! TEMPT THE GODS!!!!
DO IT FOR US SO WE NEVER HAVE TO HEAR 28-3 FROM MASSHOLES AGAIN
SO NICE to have a running QB!
Let’s just say for the sake of argument, Fatthew feedbags ’em into the end zone. How much balls would it take to go for two and the 28-3?
Have we heard from Antonio Brown yet?
LOL
Wonder if he’s watching this…
Remember when he was one of their WR’s then just dipped out, vs the JETS….hahaha that was Rocking
He’s in the alley behind the Circle K talkin to the wizard.
I will go to my grave believing that everything that has happened to Antonio Brown is the fault of Vontaze Burfict.
The illegal hit he delivered basically destroyed that man’s brain.
“Brady don’t surf”
Hahaha
That’s Rocking!
Tom Brady’s perfect ending.
Kupp now becomes a chain mover.
JPP not stumped by the snap count
Let’s see what the probability on ESPN is showing…
Was never a fan of his but this seems apropos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlL0Dd4NHoQ&ab_channel=Badinson
In college, I remember once trying to explain a kid, 10 years younger than me, what a massive deal it was when Jackson would release a new music video.
“You ever see ‘Goodfellas’?”
“Yeah that is an amazing move”
“Martin Scorsese used to direct Jackson’s music videos”
Who asked for a gritty bel-air reboot‽‽
“WHO USES MY NAME WITHOUT FEAR IN THEIR VOICE?”
Gritty when he sees the Flyers have lost 11 in a row
Go west, young Gritty. The Pens are waaaaaaaaaaay better than the Philth.
Probably the same person who asked for a King of the Hill reboot?
Greg Daniels and Mike Judge Officially Announce ‘King of the Hill’ Reboot (yahoo.com)
Reboot? I thought it was still on?
Aunt Viv’s estate
Which aunt Viv?
Salty Aunt Viv.
Rams gotta come out in the second half with the
pedal to the metal,balls to the wall, horns to the thorns!Flab to the slab?
4-chins FTW!!!
Is that Brees? What happened to his face spot
It’s in the Hall of Fame.
Never thought I’d say it, but Stafford could be…good‽ this can’t be right. Wonder if Megatron has a sad.
NBC-
Hey remember the Winter Olympics? Yeah those still exist. Oh dear god please watch. We idiotically spent an obscene amount of money securing the rights. Please watch!
I do enjoy watching the Olympics. However I will feel bad doing so because obvious reasons
I still do not understand how MSU is allowed to exist with a sports program after the gymnastics fiasco.
Any other fucking country would be blacklisted from the Olympics for that. Imagine if China or Russia was allowing their minor athletes to be regularly raped.
PASSING
CP/ATT YDS TD INT FPTS
M. Stafford
18/24 229 2 0 21
T. Brady
10/22 112 0 1 2
PERSONAL FOULS
M. Stafford: 0
T. Brady: 1
Yes, Stafford deserves all the F PTS.
BRADY RIGHT NOW:
Dammit, just looked at the Twitter and fucking Barstool posted this.
DON’T RUIN THIS FOR ME ASSHOLES.
WOOOOOOO
Game’s over, right?
Shut your hole!
WOOOOOO
Now we got a game!
LA better rest up. Tampa Bay is going to be on fire to start the 2nd half. Brady may kill someone in front of his team just to prove a point.
He’s gonna punch Suh in the face to get him fired up.
Did you know there is an anti-vaccine rally going on in DC today? I just saw this in my news feed.
Why on earth would you have any political rally during NFL post season?
So when the turnout is shitty, they have an excuse?
Guessing the rioters on this one already quit the NFL over Kaepernick.
I’m pretty sure there isn’t enough people there to qualify as a riot.
Its like 38F and everything is closed on Sunday.
Here’s your answer: Carolina, Jacksonville, Miami, Atlanta, New Orleans, Dallas, Houston, and Tennessee are not in the playoffs. All of their fans now have lots of time on Sundays (outside of the church service, of course).
Obligatory 28-3 comeback reference. Guess that means I have to open the VSOP that was collecting dust in the back of my liquor cabinet.
Alcohol? Collecting dust? What’s it like being an outlier?
I’m guessing your butler wouldn’t properly decant it for you? So hard to find good help nowadays
Halftime
Qaron and Brady one and done and the Bengals have won two playoff games and only one away from the Super Bowl.
Jimmy Neutron – Everything I Know Is A Lie! – YouTube