Sexy Friday – Pre- Valentine’s Day 2022

I’ve got nothing.

Literally.

Enjoy!

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For those of you prudes that don’t like cheesecake or beefcake, click HERE to skip to the music videos.

Here are your 11 pictures of the week.

(Balls’ Pic O’ Da week!)

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YOU’RE-A-PRUDE

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And now, for the music!

As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!

Song Number One:

Oingo Boingo – Nothing Bad Ever Happens To Me

Canción Número Dos:

Oingo Boingo – Nothing To Fear But Fear Itself

Chanson Numéro Trois:

Nada Surf – Always Love

Canzone numero quattro:

The Ocean Blue – Between Something and Nothing

Canção número cinco

Dire Straits – Money for Nothing

Seigarren zenbakia:

B.o.B. – Nothing On You

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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and fly low and avoid the radar.

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SonOfSpam

EagleDong is patriotic.

Mr. Ayo

Cecil Rhodes is no doubt displeased that these upstart rebellions are besting his loyal Queen’s subjects. Perhaps we should fortify the White House to avoid another unfortunate conflagration.

Horatio Cornblower

Starting to see what happens when a bigger, slower team beats on a smaller faster team for 30+ minutes

Horatio Cornblower

You could see that coming. US was not paying attention to the corners on the PP

Sharkbait

The men’s powerplay is just as bad as the women’s

Horatio Cornblower

Multiple instances of crashing in from the point without any coverage behind.

Are we not doing ‘phrasing’ anymore?

Horatio Cornblower

Grew up in Tampa and drafted by Winnipeg?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

That guy’s gonna die

Gumbygirl

It’s only 9!!! How can that be? I’m gonna go read, I have to take a bunch of stuff down to the new house and let the cleaners in tomorrow morning. Good night!

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

If you land more than an hour late, the airline should have to refund passengers and pay pilots and flight attendants more.

May fuck up safety but it will keep them motivated to get things happening on time.

Horatio Cornblower

What are they gonna do, floor the gas?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Figure out a more efficient queueing system for deicing?

Horatio Cornblower

I can’t tell if Claude Julien has notes in his hand or a menu with early bird specials, but I’d bet on the latter.

Sharkbait
Horatio Cornblower

That’s fantastic

Horatio Cornblower

THIS GAME I CALL IT YORK, BECAUSE CANADA IS GETTING SACKED!!!

/waits patiently for the Canadien comeback so he can call the game Washington DC

Sharkbait

Just tell them Mar a Lago is the white house and let them burn it

Senor Weaselo

This game will end 54-40, but no fights because that’s 5 and a match penalty.

Brocky

I’ve always had a thing for red tiger stripes. Guess I’m rooting for the bengals this weekend

Brocky

And I can’t post links?

SonOfSpam

You claimed you’re rooting for the Bengals. You’re lucky I didn’t deactivate your account.

(I have no power over anything at all anywhere)

Horatio Cornblower

You can do anything if you believe me n yourself.

Horatio Cornblower

I may have had too much to drink.

Horatio Cornblower

That ref, trying to control the last face-off

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MXplt6KzZlc

Horatio Cornblower

Wow. A hockey viewing party in Salt Lake City.

Everyone go home: we’ve found white.

Brick Meathook

Mr. Bendo says:

Heil Muffler Man!

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King Hippo

The Jews Will Not Replace Us!!

(meaning your brakes obvs)

2Pack

I know I ain’t doin much
But doin nuthin means a lot to me

scotchnaut

Ah, Got it!. They’re wearing black to celebrate the colour of the underwear of all the truckers in the Freedom Convoy!

scotchnaut

Don’t see how Canada can lose, wearing their traditional colours of red and, um, ah, er, black…

SonOfSpam

O CANADA
OUR COLORS INCLUDE BLACK
WE PROUDLY SING
OF BACON THAT IS BACK

Horatio Cornblower

Tell me more of this bacon…

SonOfSpam

WE HAVE LOTS OF TREES, AND SOME GEDDY LEES
SO OUR MUSIC IS OKAY
WITH OUR SYRUP THICK, LOOK! A HOCKET STICK
WE;RE PRETTY AWESOME, EH?

WE PROUDLY STAND
DENIM’D AND WHITE
O CANADA
LET’S DRINK SOME BEER, ALRIGHT?
O CANADA
LET’S DRINK SOME BEER, ALRIGHT?

Horatio Cornblower

Ottawa Redblacks taking over!

Horatio Cornblower

The decision by these teams to let a couple of Make-A-Wish kids play goalie, while
admirable, seems questionable at best.

Sharkbait

Kinda wish Commesso started. I started following him since I started working with his uncle

Sharkbait

Hope everyone took the over

Horatio Cornblower

No shit

Horatio Cornblower

Wow, Canada’s goal was as ass-ugly as their uniforms. How do you fuck that up,USA goalie whose name I don’t know and am not going to have to if you don’t start stopping beach balls like that?

Sharkbait

Wooooof that was bad

Mr. Ayo

That’s also what she said.

Col. Duke LaCross

That didn’t take long.

Mr. Ayo

That’s what she said.

Horatio Cornblower

Wow, Canada’s uniforms are ass-ugly.

Mr. Ayo

Just like that stupid goal.

Where’s VAR when you need it?

Sharkbait

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Horatio Cornblower

Canada is using amateurs too, right?

I know the Russkies are using KHL players, so that’s where the gold is going.

SonOfSpam

It’ll be ours in a month thanks to sanctions.

./has no idea how anything works

Horatio Cornblower

We’ll get it while Canada is distracted shooting all their truckers

Sharkbait

Sans Eric Staal

Horatio Cornblower

We all have out beverage of choice in hand for USA-Canada, right?

Sharkbait

Yup

Mr. Ayo

Yeah, for the game. Sure, that’s it.

SonOfSpam

When be it?

Horatio Cornblower

11:00 best coast time, on the USA Network.

Which seems like a conflict of interest, but isn’t.

SonOfSpam

Thank you!

Gumbygirl

I got to fire Geico today, yay! Fuckers had it coming. I’ve been a customer for over 30 years, and they kept on jacking up my rate. Today they’re all ” let’s see if we can do better.” Ummm, no.

scotchnaut

“Another Winter Olympics goes by without a road [car horn noise] hockey competition. Goddamn it, Mr. Fenstrom! I told you we were making an important announcement today!!!” [moves podium and microphones to the side of the street to let car go by]

-Rocky Moosehead, President of the International Road Hockey Alliance

Sharkbait

We got a BALLS DEEP on the sheet! Phew

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I used to think this band was called “Drowning, Not Waving” which I think would have been better.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AWu7d5YqV9k

Horatio Cornblower

The Irish guy took the lead at the finish and collapsed. Of course, all the really good skiers are still to come, (staggered start), so much like the Easter Rising it seems like a good idea, poorly executed.

Horatio Cornblower

Well, that didn’t last. Turns out the Finnish team showed up.

SonOfSpam

To be fair, he was pretty drunk.

Horatio Cornblower

Did the announcer make a reference to Guinness when the guy crossed the line?

Of course he did.

SonOfSpam

Hey, it’s progress if he didn’t mention “getting bombed”

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Or something about not having eaten enough potatoes in his pre-race meal.

Horatio Cornblower

I would love to see what happened if someone loaded up on potatoes and then tried to do a XC race.

Doktor Zymm

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SonOfSpam

That episode is SO GREAT.

scotchnaut

Pretty? nope.

Doktor Zymm

In Turkish it’s Tahran instead of Tehran

SonOfSpam

In Amurikkka it’s Tehrarist.

Horatio Cornblower

Ayatollah Assaholah.

SonOfSpam

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scotchnaut

Timbuk 3 being a great band is a hill I’m willing to die on. I’m dedicating “Facts About Cats” to Hippo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MABaMp8Xqb0&ab_channel=Timbuk3-Topic

Horatio Cornblower

Goddammit! Ireland has a cross-country skier! That was my only chance at making the Olympics.

Doktor Zymm

Biathalon? Luge?

Horatio Cornblower

After skiing a couple of clicks I wouldn’t be able to hit the broad side of a bull’s ass from 20’ away, let alone those targets.

Luge is a possibility, assuming they let me corpse take the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th runs.

Doktor Zymm

So I guess we shouldn’t bring you on our next skiing moose hunt

Game Time Decision

Curling

Horatio Cornblower

No chance. I’d get drunk and fling the rocks all over the place.

Dunstan

Eh, that’s pretty much how it works.

Horatio Cornblower

If this thread gets any more 80’s-early 90’s we’re going to find it jerking off in a closet with a belt around its neck.

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Horatio Cornblower

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=UbLQ_KTg2Zk&list=OLAK5uy_lbjqIEYCHKhhc3mCAO1C1MHInhofAQCZU

I remember these guys tearing up the old Student Union at UConn.

Horatio Cornblower

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ggov4JgRG34

These guys were fantastic, although Steve Albini was definitely a bit of a dick.

King Hippo

If we are all bringing back up (sorry, Ms. Carpenter) the “cool for music dweebs (like me)” one’s freshman year, I’mma go with Ned’s:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4a9E89Iq3o

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
King Hippo

We also played UConn in Reynolds Coliseum that year. Y’all pushed our shit in. It portended a theme…

Horatio Cornblower

I remember your Wolven Sort returning the favor at Gampel with a back court duo called ‘Fire & Ice’

King Hippo

Yes, those guys were from my high school years. Graduated the year before I got to Raleigh.

I did sit next to Rodney Monroe (Ice) on a plane. Super nice dude.

King Hippo

I legitimately think every white guy (and even a few black guys) on my floor bought a copy of that CD

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scotchnaut

Anyone remember Sonic Youth? Has the name of the band aged well?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvDuATZCY8I&ab_channel=SL

Dunstan

I mean, if they’re still touring I suspect it’s a little weird when they take the stage….

Horatio Cornblower

“And let’s have a big Hartford welcome
for Sonic AARP!!”

King Hippo

Sonic Git Off-a Mah Lawn!!!

Horatio Cornblower

Remember them well.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Is that a serious question? How could anyone not remember Sonic Youth?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fbBT0dftZKA

scotchnaut

I grew up in a community that had nothing but AM radio and was 8 hours away from Toronto. It was a minor miracle that I came across this band.

Dunstan

So what are everyone’s Super Bowl plans? I’m getting together with a couple of friends, either at my place or someone else’s, but either way I’m in charge of food.

Plan is a metric fuck-ton of wings with a variety of sauces*, chili, shrimp cocktail, and not sure what else yet. Probably nachos with the aforementioned chili and guacamole.

*- Bought a couple of ghost pepper wing sauces, but also making my own with some butter and reaper powder, another one with a gochujang thing going on, and maybe a lemon black pepper parmesan to take the heat off. Going to use the air fryer for the wings and finally get some use out of it.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’ll be at home with the Dr. Mrs. (who probably will not be watching) and expect to be doing a boatload of commentin’ here.

Dunstan

Always room for one (or two) more here

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Appreciate the offer but our plans aren’t solid – we’re spending Saturday night in Santa Barbara and I’m not sure what time we’ll be getting back. Hopefully by kickoff!

SonOfSpam

Staying home, Mrs says she wants to watch it too. Much food/beer will be consumed.

King Hippo

Making elk chili for the first time. Watch the game with my cats and imaginary friends.

Dunstan

Oh, I demand a post-game report on that. I’ve made moose chili before, but never elk.

Horatio Cornblower

I’ve had both meats, although not in a chili, and there’s simply no comparison: elk is much, much better.

Be curious to see what a good chili could
do for moose.

Dunstan

Yeah, I think it’s a good use for ground moose. It’s a pretty strong flavor that doesn’t necessarily work for burgers or other uses.

King Hippo

My regular “exotic” chili is bison. But I really liked the elk jerky my Colorado kid (and ex-wife) brought down for me this past December. So giving it a go.

Horatio Cornblower

Going to ski jumps early, might go to a viewing party after. My witty comments may be lacking.

Please, try to go on without me.

Gumbygirl

Didn’t I have to get up at 5:30 in the morning to watch a MANDATORY Jaguars game? This is an unauthorized absence, mister. You are on double secret probation.

Col. Duke LaCross

Holed up in my basement, isolating, waiting out the Nineteen, chatting with you fine bastards.

Gonna make some wings though. Trying a new Garlic-Parm recipe.

Mr. Ayo

I’ve a fresh bottle of Vodka and Oxy so I’m going to try the Other Hippo experience.

If you don’t hear from me after halftime, well there will be a good reason.

Doktor Zymm

Will probably miss kickoff while driving home from the barn, but will commence with the crab dip, guac, and fresh from the store bread as soon as I start watching. Will probably pop open one of my fancier bottles of bubbly, but haven’t decided which yet

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Been sitting on the tarmac for like 90 minutes. I’m so fucking tired.

SonOfSpam

“Me too”

-L. Graham, assuming “tarmac” means “studded dildo”

scotchnaut

“Sitting on a tarmac,
Getting tired, tired,
Sitting on a tarmac,
Oops! About to slip down.
Sitting on a tarmac,
Getting tired, tired,
Sitting on a tarmac,
Oops! About to slip downnnnn

Five o’clock in the evening,
I’m already done and gone.
Lord, I’m so tired.
How long can this go on?”

-BFC

scotchnaut
SonOfSpam

Troy McClure liked a good fishbone.

And no, you are not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJCaFe1yamg&ab_channel=MauricioJelsich

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litre_cola
scotchnaut

I discovered the band during Xmas break and couldn’t wait to share them with my floormates in Uni. It was playing in the background of our ‘Getting Back Together” party and one dude said, “can somebody turn off that shit and play something good?’. At least a dozen other people agreed. Well, that was that.

Horatio Cornblower

I assume those people are all hobo steaks by now.

King Hippo

Legendary in North Cakalaky too (see above, and their later shows always sold out)

litre_cola

Fishbone was awesome. In the late 90s I got loser drunk with them at their show in Banff, Alberta at a bar called Wild Bills. Suuuper nice dudes who appreciate good weed.

SonOfSpam

A group of musicians smoking the reefer??? SCANDLOUS!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I only liked their first album, but I liked it a lot.

King Hippo

Fishbone played the last on-campus “Wolfstock” in Fall of 1990. Campus police broke it up because people wouldn’t stop slam dancing.

My now-hairdresser was a bartender at a club called The Brewery that night, and the bands all moved there. She says it was packed like sardines, they had to pass money and beer hand to hand because nobody could get to the bar. Or the…terlet.

Horatio Cornblower

No, Fishbone was a lot of fun.

litre_cola

Just had a Bulgogi Beef Pizza (delish), glass of wine, watching trash tv with the Mrs. Wee man has head phones on and earlier he said that they we going to do crafts. I ask her what they were going to do? He didn’t hear me but she looked at me like she would cut me if I mentioned it again. I poured her more wine.

Doktor Zymm

I love it when they make pizzas out of totally unrelated delicious foods.

Dunstan
rockingdog

Found a funny;

Made a joke about Al Gore inventing the internet in class today and I thought the joke fell flat until a girl spoke up 5 minutes later and asked if that’s why they call it an algorithm

King Hippo

That’s really goddamned funny

King Hippo

My favoUrite aspect of VD is that, every year, the lesbian erotica stories get…a bit MOAR romantic, ya know?

Col. Duke LaCross

A long read taken from a link posted in the last thread. Scary shit is brewing in the north.

https://theline.substack.com/p/dispatch-from-the-ottawa-front-sloly

Sharkbait

The accounts spreading the prospect of convoys in the US are from troll farms in Vietnam, Romania, Bulgaria etc.

Social media was a mistake

SonOfSpam

So was evolution.

King Hippo

We should have stopped at cable TV.

Horatio Cornblower

Not so much evolution as penicillin

Col. Duke LaCross

And I’m sure it’s NO COINCIDENCE that these troll farms are targeting mostly NATO countries at the moment.

yeah right

Songs or band has a version of “Nothing” in it.

One of my favorite Boingo songs too.

scotchnaut

Underappreciated bands? (as Rikki mentioned below) I’ll go The Blue Aeroplanes-the writing on their ‘Beatsongs’ album was very obviously influenced by Beat poets and could have been a complete disaster but it wasn’t.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36S254FvANA&ab_channel=AnidelRio

Beerguyrob

Money for Nothing? The “hate” song that got taken off the radio for a couple of days until people both stopped & started losing their minds?!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Man, I haven’t thought about The Ocean Blue in a long time.

I think about Nada Surf all the time, though, cause they’re fucking awesome. One of the most underappreciated bands of all time.

litre_cola

100% agree over here.

King Hippo

I will hear random Nada Surf on one of the alternative SiriusXM channels now and again. It’s always great stuff.