Sexy Friday – 20230324

TGIF! After today, only 7 of the 67 tournament games remain to be played. Where does the time go? Also, it’s spring time! Time to get out there because love is in the air.

Survival – Personal Edition

Speaking of which, let’s talk about dating someone new. Those wonderful days and weeks where a budding romance leads to the two of you feeling extra frisky, even in public spaces. Let’s go over some best practices for indulging in that friskiness in a small public space. That’s right, the mile high club in an airplane loo.

• Make a plan on the time to convene when you’ll be less likely to be interrupted. On shorter flights, this will be right before beverage service. The timing here is to get in the loo right before the carts clog up the aisle. On longer flights, aim for the beginning of the in flight movie when everyone is focused on the entertainment. Stagger your arrivals to the loo by at least a minute.
• The first partner in needs to do some prep work. Close the toilet lid and get to cleaning and sanitizing. Wet wipes are ideal if available, otherwise use a wet paper towel to clean the surface. After drying, place one of those paper toilet seat covers down for added protection.
• No pressure, but this needs to be quick and quiet. No need to draw attention to yourselves by creating a line.
• Be ready for turbulence. The safest positioning will require one of the you to be seated on that cleaned up toilet lid with the other on top. The person on top should brace themselves on the sides of the loo. If there is turbulence, remain in position and ride it out. Trying to move will only cause both of you to bang your heads off of something.
• For the dismount, well first disengage and get your clothes in order. Then exit at the same time. If anyone is around or asks, claim illness and that you were just helping out your ailing partner. Do not tell anyone, as sexy time in an airplane loo is quite illegal.

Congrats on joining the club and not going to jail! Now you have a tale to explain over several weeks in the comments section of future Balls Magazine posts!

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Survival – Species Edition

Time to put the sexy in Friday!

Enjoy the weekend, folks! Alright, now let’s get to what’s most important: Commenting and drinking!