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Time For A Post Or Chili
Good Morning! It’s Thursday, which means that we should be preparing for a game on Bezos Prime, but instead we have to deal with…
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Thoughts on a Thursday
Good morning! In our haste to get to the weekend, we here at DFO forgot there was a “Thursday” and thus didn’t plan any…
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Let The Smadness Begin – The DFO 2025 NCAA Basketball Playoffs Preview
Well, the Ides of March have passed, and there were no emperor stabbings. I did not vote by double-secret absentee military fake ballot for…
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Slumbo Wednesday With Not Weaselo – Substitutes Are The Worst (Except For That Who Song)
Sadly, the usual Wednesday night auteur, Senor Weaselo The Stringplucker, had an emergecy pizzicato party to attend, so you’re stuck with the non-union equivalent.…
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Dealing With Tax Issues In A Mature, Adult Fashion
If I could impart just one piece of advice to today’s youth, it would be to make sure you’re born into a stupid amount…
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The DFO March College Basketball Tournament Preview
It’s that time of year again; the clocks have sprung forward, the potato-eating countries have been celebrated, and random baseball teams are heading to…
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Whatever Happens Now Is Just Gravy – The Indianapolis Colts At The Break
What can be said about the 2023 Indianapolis Colts that couldn’t also be said in the form of a gravy fart? I’m not sure,…
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Brackets and Madness and Watching TV While Working – The DFO NCAA Basketball Tourney Preview
We’ve reached The Ides of March, which can only mean one thing: Time to stab your local emperor! If you don’t have an emperor,…
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World Cup 2022: A Preview of the Saudi Arabia Team and Certainly Nothing Extraneous
Saudi Arabia is a land of contrasts. For example, if a person is convicted of apostasy, he or she may be beheaded with a…
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Madness, March Edition (or how I learned nothing about basketball from this drivel)
Before we start with the preview, fill out your brackets and join us in the DFO Bracket Insanity group on ESPN.com by clicking here…