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Yay, We’re All Happy About Brady’s Seventh Ring – The 2021 DFO Tampa Bay Buccaneers Preview
600,000 Americans died last year from a disease that kept them from getting enough air in their lungs, so it was only appropriate that…
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The DFO Euro 2020 (In 2021!) Preview: Hungary
We’re on the verge of the greatest international sports summer ever! We have: Copa América Euro 2020 CONCACAF Gold Cup Tokyo Olympic Games And…
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Brady Bunch in the Bay – The Buccaneers 2020 DFO Preview
Our 2019 Tampa Bay preview focused on the team’s nickname and the crab-filching faltching felching stealing quarterback. Well, seasons change, people change, but Tampa…
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Cleveland’s Not Yet N Sync: Ain’t No Lie, Browns At Bye
Remember when everyone thought the Browns would be good this year? That was adorable. They are 2-4 at their bye, and Baker Mayfield kinda…
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Jameis and the Giant Zilch: The 2019 Buccaneers at the Buccabye
So every team gets a bi bye, and the players rejoice (like they didn’t joice enough the first time). This week, the Tampa Bay…
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Screw It, I’m Quittin – The 2019 Indianapolis Colts On Bye
In retrospect, it may not have been wise to make the 2019 Indianapolis Colts Preview post all about Andrew Luck. Just before the season…
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All Apologies to Lewis Carroll: The DFO Indianapolis Colts 2019 Preview
THE ANDREWLUCKY ’Twas brillig, and the boring Colts Did gyre and gimble in the ‘Nap: All drunkish were the cheering dolts, …
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Jameis Rides Again – The Tampa Bay Buccaneers DFO Preview
No one really cares about this team. The last time they were interesting, Mike Alstott was winning fans’ hearts two yards at a time,…
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Boots On The Ground – The Jeopardy! Edition
There’s this guy named James Holzhauer who has recently dominated one of the most beloved shows ever to appear on America’s airwaves. (To clarify,…
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Celebrity Super Bowl Picks: Tomi Lahren
Many news organizations and pop culture websites report Super Bowl picks from today’s hottest celebrities. Here at DoorFliesOpen, we decided to request picks from…