It just dawned on me that I was supposed to be writing tonight’s Open Thread.
WOOPS!
I will do a real good Karen Carpenter job. Several things to discuss:
I played in DAY ONE of my golf club championship today. I broke 100 and scored a 98. Day 2 is tomorrow. I’m in the running for the championship in my flight.
That’s the good news.
The bad news is that it is expected to rain tomorrow. I’m not sure quite how hard (phrasing) , but it’s expected to last long (PHRASING!).
That reminds me of this week and the interesting sexual escapades I shared with my lady friend. Let’s just say that we felt like teenagers trying desperately not to get caught. We both said, “Aren’t we too old for this?” and then laughed and kept going.
Good times!
The Women’s World Cup is in Australia this year and will begin on about a month from now. Any team previews you would like to submit will be welcome!
I want to report that I FINALLY saw a cart girl in the wild last week. However, it was cold and there was a lot left to the imagination. Which I suppose it’s a good thing. No, I didn’t get anything and liked it.
Enjoy the Stanley Cup Final. Go Golden Knights!
Is it too late to claim this as an UDFA in the Explosions draft?
Wait for it…
https://twitter.com/Tendar/status/1667627243630211076
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cooking_off
It’s really a shame that the CIA wasted all that time trying to assassinate Castro in novel ways when they could have been kidnapping Putin as a child and brainwashing him into not being a dribbly shit
Quite enjoy that music starts as this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgc_LRjlbTU
Then goes to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBu-ewMRhkA
Not sure what is says about Bangkok that they filmed this in the burned out ruins of a building.
And then goes to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRImMw_feOo
THE WORLD IS YOUR MOLLUSC
Didn’t JV dirt ball have a mercy rule? GUMBO U is up 12-0 on Kenfucky in the sixth.
Game blouses a long time ago.
Welp, last day of vaca, back to work tomorrow.
Hope the beach was lovely.
It was. We lucked out on the weather.
It’s getting late
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IDJpB9de3E
Almost dream time!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzHmXaUSL6o
Squatting pissed in a tube- hole at Tottenham Court Road I just come out of the ship Talking to the most Blonde I ever met
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTFrCbQGyvM
I should just post the whole playlist but that seems too easy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqvncGxX6AA
Just a little strip tease
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqvncGxX6AA
Oh isn’t it wild?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F718vM1hHE
Mahler 5 is hard. It’s even harder when you’re playing the first movement after only coming to the second half of rehearsals and thinking “Shit, did I ever play this part?”
Oh, I got more goodies from the past week.
Mahler is wonderful.
Firebirds!
ANNOUNCER: Fans throwing water bottles on the ice, players assaulting each other, this is embarrassing.
RTD: No it’s not, this is why people watch hockey.
The end of this game is the most hockey ending I’ve ever seen.
The Platform, Netflix, is a solid film.
Cool concept and very obvious social message. Good stuff.
Obviously.
That’s been on my list for a while.
It’s worth the view.
Just got tool tix.
Day drunkin for the Champs lge.
Lc: lets listen to 10 000 days. (Most underrated Tool albim)
Spotify: Fuck Yeah! Drinkin?
LC: How did you know that?
Spotify:Don’t worry. The Cure! You luke Just like Heaven?
LC: I do! How did you know? I Could do with a J.
Spotify : how about JAH Roots?
LC: Yeah, sweet, wait, how do you?
Spotify: Radiohead
Lc: I will be replaced?
Spotify: Shhhhhhhhh. Have more wine….The Cranberries…
Dude, enjoy.
The bass and drum at a Tool concert is like a fucking defibrillator.
Heavy fucking punch to the chest.
Danny Carey isn’t human. He’s some kind of interdimensional being that came to Earth to blow mankind’s nips off via drum set.
Spotify: ok, I get Scot music u are on the whisky. U good? Gwery Cinnamon
LC: More angry!!!!
Spotify: You uh, ok? The Smiths.
Lc: Im fine, nice track.
Spotify: thanks Litrebrain. QOTSA
Lc: I have yet to change a song. Fuck.
Spotify: All good man, here is some Sober…
Lc: Fuck, arguing with you does nae help.
Spotify: oh morose litre here is some Interpol.
Lc: More wine and we will beat spotify.
Lc2: uhh that makes no sense
Spotify: FORTY SIX AND TWO!!!!
LC: huh? Sweet track, lets run though some walls and discuss later. Nice work Swedish music overlords
THESE LAS VEGAS GOLDEN KNIGHTS I CALL THEM A PACHINKO PARLOR BECAUSE THINGS BOUNCE AROUND IN EXTREMELY UNLUCKY WAYS.
Rut roh, Ice Fins.
Florida might be in trouble.
Florida commences reading the Bible and shaking its fist at rising sea levels.
When do we see Ayo and Brick drift race each other?
As soon as Brick gets a car with enough power to drift?
Don’t forget, guys. The switches get the bitches!
DEJA VU, I’VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE
So much Free Bird in my tweet feed today.
https://twitter.com/BunkiePerkins/status/1667679975657406464
https://twitter.com/Balance_Issues/status/1667584684472037376
But how is it in the chicanes?
Better than the other GT cars
No more details on the public coitus? Tease.
Would it help if I mentioned that I videoed our encounters?
Onlyfans or grindr?
OnlyBalls
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
You know I love links to stuff…
A link to the video would help.
Warning: it’s got more tossing and turning than your racing videos
Damn, another salad video
Hippo’s WASP judgment has overridden all brain wiring circuitry
He said it was public, you could have watched if you’d wanted.