Saturday Night Open Thread – The June Gloom Edition part deux

It just dawned on me that I was supposed to be writing tonight’s Open Thread.

WOOPS!

I will do a real good Karen Carpenter job. Several things to discuss:

I played in DAY ONE of my golf club championship today. I broke 100 and scored a 98. Day 2 is tomorrow. I’m in the running for the championship in my flight.

That’s the good news.

The bad news is that it is expected to rain tomorrow. I’m not sure quite how hard (phrasing) , but it’s expected to last long (PHRASING!).

That reminds me of this week and the interesting sexual escapades I shared with my lady friend. Let’s just say that we felt like teenagers trying desperately not to get caught. We both said, “Aren’t we too old for this?” and then laughed and kept going.

Good times!

The Women’s World Cup is in Australia this year and will begin on about a month from now. Any team previews you would like to submit will be welcome!

I want to report that I FINALLY saw a cart girl in the wild last week. However, it was cold and there was a lot left to the imagination. Which I suppose it’s a good thing. No, I didn’t get anything and liked it.

Enjoy the Stanley Cup Final. Go Golden Knights!

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Is it too late to claim this as an UDFA in the Explosions draft?

Wait for it…

https://twitter.com/Tendar/status/1667627243630211076

WCS
Doktor Zymm

It’s really a shame that the CIA wasted all that time trying to assassinate Castro in novel ways when they could have been kidnapping Putin as a child and brainwashing him into not being a dribbly shit

Mr. Ayo

Quite enjoy that music starts as this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgc_LRjlbTU

Mr. Ayo
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Not sure what is says about Bangkok that they filmed this in the burned out ruins of a building.

Mr. Ayo
Doktor Zymm

THE WORLD IS YOUR MOLLUSC

WCS

Didn’t JV dirt ball have a mercy rule? GUMBO U is up 12-0 on Kenfucky in the sixth.

Game blouses a long time ago.

2Pack

Welp, last day of vaca, back to work tomorrow.

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yeah right

Hope the beach was lovely.

2Pack

It was. We lucked out on the weather.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Squatting pissed in a tube- hole at Tottenham Court Road I just come out of the ship Talking to the most Blonde I ever met

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTFrCbQGyvM

Mr. Ayo

I should just post the whole playlist but that seems too easy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqvncGxX6AA

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo
Senor Weaselo

Mahler 5 is hard. It’s even harder when you’re playing the first movement after only coming to the second half of rehearsals and thinking “Shit, did I ever play this part?”

Oh, I got more goodies from the past week.

yeah right

Mahler is wonderful.

Mr. Ayo

Firebirds!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

ANNOUNCER: Fans throwing water bottles on the ice, players assaulting each other, this is embarrassing.

RTD: No it’s not, this is why people watch hockey.

TheRevanchist

The end of this game is the most hockey ending I’ve ever seen.

yeah right

The Platform, Netflix, is a solid film.

Cool concept and very obvious social message. Good stuff.

Obviously.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That’s been on my list for a while.

yeah right

It’s worth the view.

WCS

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litre_cola

Just got tool tix.
Day drunkin for the Champs lge.

Lc: lets listen to 10 000 days. (Most underrated Tool albim)
Spotify: Fuck Yeah! Drinkin?
LC: How did you know that?
Spotify:Don’t worry. The Cure! You luke Just like Heaven?
LC: I do! How did you know? I Could do with a J.
Spotify : how about JAH Roots?
LC: Yeah, sweet, wait, how do you?
Spotify: Radiohead
Lc: I will be replaced?
Spotify: Shhhhhhhhh. Have more wine….The Cranberries…

yeah right

Dude, enjoy.

The bass and drum at a Tool concert is like a fucking defibrillator.

Heavy fucking punch to the chest.

WCS

Danny Carey isn’t human. He’s some kind of interdimensional being that came to Earth to blow mankind’s nips off via drum set.

litre_cola

Spotify: ok, I get Scot music u are on the whisky. U good? Gwery Cinnamon
LC: More angry!!!!
Spotify: You uh, ok? The Smiths.
Lc: Im fine, nice track.
Spotify: thanks Litrebrain. QOTSA
Lc: I have yet to change a song. Fuck.
Spotify: All good man, here is some Sober…
Lc: Fuck, arguing with you does nae help.
Spotify: oh morose litre here is some Interpol.

litre_cola

Lc: More wine and we will beat spotify.

Lc2: uhh that makes no sense

Spotify: FORTY SIX AND TWO!!!!

LC: huh? Sweet track, lets run though some walls and discuss later. Nice work Swedish music overlords

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

THESE LAS VEGAS GOLDEN KNIGHTS I CALL THEM A PACHINKO PARLOR BECAUSE THINGS BOUNCE AROUND IN EXTREMELY UNLUCKY WAYS.

WCS

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WCS

Rut roh, Ice Fins.

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Mr. Ayo

Florida might be in trouble.

King Hippo

Florida commences reading the Bible and shaking its fist at rising sea levels.

WCS

When do we see Ayo and Brick drift race each other?

Mr. Ayo

As soon as Brick gets a car with enough power to drift?

King Hippo

Don’t forget, guys. The switches get the bitches!

Senor Weaselo

DEJA VU, I’VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE

Mr. Ayo

So much Free Bird in my tweet feed today.

https://twitter.com/BunkiePerkins/status/1667679975657406464

WCS

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Senor Weaselo

But how is it in the chicanes?

Mr. Ayo

Better than the other GT cars

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

No more details on the public coitus? Tease.

WCS

Onlyfans or grindr?

SonOfSpam

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

BrettFavresColonoscopy

You know I love links to stuff…

Mr. Ayo

A link to the video would help.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Damn, another salad video

King Hippo

Hippo’s WASP judgment has overridden all brain wiring circuitry

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

He said it was public, you could have watched if you’d wanted.

WCS

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