Sexy Friday – 20240628

TGIF! Since nothing of import happened this week, let’s focus on the bounty of sports tonight. Copa America! NHL Draft! Local Baseball! That may not seem like enough to warrant a “bounty” label, but inflation has been a bit crazy lately.

Survival – Personal Edition

We’ve all been there. You find yourself having to attend an event that requires pants or formal clothing. Problem is, you haven’t worn that stuff for a while. So you pull it out, dust it off, get it dry cleaned, they try it on. Uh oh! That’s a bit snug! Stupid dry cleaner must have shrunk it. And not you have a ripped seam. Disaster! But, I’m here to show you how to fix that in a jiffy!

  • Remove the piece of clothing that ripped. We’ll need full access to the piece of clothing.
  • Turn that piece of clothing inside out. We’re going to be working on the seam from the inside.
  • There will be a section of fabric behind the seam. Now carefully pull the split seam back together and line them up correctly.
  • Now connect the two sides with a safety pin. You’ll want to pin the sides as close to the seam as possible, but not too close to be visible from the outside.
  • Once secured, check the repair from the outside. If the safety pin is not visible, you were successful. If it is visible, start over and be better.
  • Not all of us have safety pins available. You can also use staples, electrical tape, or even duct tape. If you’re really desperate and don’t care about the piece of clothing, quick glue can also be used. Again, these are applied on the inside of the seam so no one sees them.

Disaster averted and money saved! Congrats! But you will want to avoid stressing that seam again. The repair might not hold or worse you’ll rip a different seam.

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Survival – Species Edition

Time to put the sexy in Friday!

Enjoy the weekend, folks! Alright, now let’s get to the comments!

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Brick Meathook

A short scene from the motion picture Slap Shot, dubbed in Quebecois, which many people consider the funniest version of the film:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryerw1Nof_0

BrettFavresColonoscopy

In honor of Martin Mull (Psych spoiler alert)

https://youtu.be/HVFnG3fphVQ?si=hX6t3jlhgBlAFeRH

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Eff it, I’m watching that whole episode on this flight in his honor

WCS

How high and where?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Back to America and not high, just drunk

WCS

How high is the aircraft?

*any height over 20 feet is too damn much

BrettFavresColonoscopy

We haven’t taken off yet.

Or are you asking about the literal height of the aircraft? Because how the fuck am I supposed to know?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Looks like 18.6 meters. 777-200 ER

https://www.boeing.com/content/dam/boeing/boeingdotcom/company/about_bca/startup/pdf/historical/777_passenger.pdf

I’ll let you and Brick take it from here.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Gotta remember to check in the morning for Essendon highlights. Go Bombers!

WCS

We’ve got two dozens TVs in this place. I’ve got to convince the shift commander to find AFL.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Back a team and become the guy who hooks everyone up with your watch AFL account.

rockingdog
Senor Weaselo

Fuck it, Weird Al 2024.

yeah right

I’ve got to start planning for Portugal man. Happy Friday motherfuckers!

Woof.

WCS

Princess’ mom, the actual Duchess, says we’re going to visit their ancestral family lands in Verona someday. I told her I’ve already been to Verona, and it’s nothing special. They weren’t amused.

yeah right

Tell you what, a piece of land apart from insane people sounds pretty good right now.

Gumbygirl

My dad worked close to there when I was a kid. Giant Eagle’s headquarters were in O’Hara Towmship- don’t know if they still are.

WCS

They are!

Senor Weaselo

One gentleman of Verona.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Portugal the Man? They’re ok, I guess.

Senor Weaselo

Apparently today was John Anderson’s last SportsCenter? I wish him all the best, a good night, and big balls.
https://youtu.be/SAr31FjMTtM?si=KRaKCtMNBPCzqYW3

yeah right

A legitimate original and a very cool dude.

Respect.

Brick Meathook
rockingdog

Found a funny:

at this point if i’m a law professor i’m just handing out weed gummies and putting on my cousin vinny for the entire semester

Dunstan

I basically had a professor who did that, except he kept the gummies for himself.

2Pack

I’d have to advise lady number 2, to do as I do and carry a sewing kit as part of an emergency survival kit, in her trunk. Seriously I have that, Wifey thinks I’m nuts but I like to think I’m simply up for whatever. And lady number 2 certainly looks like she could bust some seams.

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yeah right

Nice job staying in theme.

Ciao!

scotchnaut

“Martin Mull has left us, left us.”

-Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman

Sharkbait

Rangers just took a kid whose dad was a linebacker in the CFL

rockingdog

Just got back from a nice run &
Padres scored 9 runs in the 5th inning
vs Da Red Sawxxxxx ⚾️
What?!?!

That’s Rockingggggg!

yeah right

I have the MLB app and no reason to keep watching the Cubs so..

Let’s get Rockinghgghhh! PADRES!

Dunstan

NHL draft night, where fans get VERY VERY angry about things that nobody really knows much about.

SonOfSpam

Kings are up next, and I hope they get that guy who can skate good and shoot and/or pass and all that.

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SonOfSpam

They got a guy named Liam. THIS IS HOCKEY, NOT TEA-DRINKING.

Sharkbait

Except the constant booing of Bettman.

WCS

AKA: a Trump rally

litre_cola

What a rocket for Rand McNally!

Senor Weaselo

Up the Náhlehomens!

litre_cola

Hello from Moose Jaw,Saskatchewan! 7 hours of the 15 hour drive complete.
Found a surprisingly good pizza place here. I am all about sesame seeds on crusts now.

King Hippo

Wha’ happen in Moose Jaw STAY in Moose Jaw, dawg

WCS

Medicine Hat and Flin-Flon best be on the itinerary.

blaxabbath

Enjoy! It will be worth the trip!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I had a corn pizza out in…Arcadia, I think? and it was really delicious.

ballsofsteelandfury
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Yeah.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I mean that’s just embarrassing.

King Hippo

Paraguay just wanted to make sure we get plenty of sleep tonight. #ThoughtfulGuay

Redshirt

In the first draft of the script “Teenagers with Attitude” was slightly different than the finished product.

Actually this is closer to her current age, so Amy Jo Johnson is yet another person who wasn’t explained the concept of aging.

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Dunstan

I loved her on Felicity.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

She used to play guitar shows around here at small venues, I should have gone to see her play.

Gumbygirl

Wasn’t she the pink Power Ranger?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That’s correct. But she’s a Canadian citizen now so it’s “Pouweur” Ranger I think.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

RIP Martin Mull.

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Sharkbait

Not Gene Parmesan!

King Hippo

and it seems like we JUST LOST Carl Weathers!

WCS

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Sharkbait
SonOfSpam

Awww, that sucks.

Redshirt

They were in the same location, Death! What the heck are you doing?!

King Hippo

Please tell me Colombia y Uruguay can face off in el gran final de los Euros Sudamericano. Becuase man, both them squadrons are cooking with gas.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Indeed, they have both looked terrific.

King Hippo

South American footy is very, VERY variable in quality. But at its apex, there’s nothing better. It’s like a form of poetry, how those two are playing.

Don T

No. Brazil and URU’s group cross for the knockouts. So in the 1st knockout game, BRA, COL or URU will be out. And the survivor plays ARG in thr final.

Brocky

Also balls, again, I saw a meme and thought of you:

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King Hippo

Though 2 b FARE, Riverdale HS was always a boiling cauldron of sexual tension.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Don’t even try to tell me you wouldn’t feel sexually tense around this vixen:

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

That gif makes me feel safe in the event of a water landing.

ballsofsteelandfury

I’m so proud!

Brocky

Evening, trying something a little different

Spoiler

Different, as in, “sexy memes”!

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King Hippo

That Hank Hill face/caption is PERFECT

Brocky

“You see Peggy, that’s what you call a loaded question, no matter how I answer there’s a bullet in every chamber designed to blow my brains out.”

ballsofsteelandfury

You know which one is my favourite!

2Pack

Well done Sir

King Hippo

MAGNIFICO, good sir/Bastard Man!

scotchnaut

Oh Look, Things Are Getting Weird-

My youngest nephew just graduated from some grade and my SIL makes a big fucking deal about every event in her kid’s lives so that she can post everything to Facebook so he had certain expectations that this was his special day. Well, SIL was ‘tired’ today and doesn’t give a fuck. So he’s crying(?) because it’s supposed to be his special day and he wanted Indian food and his mother couldn’t be bothered and he keeps on crying so wifey jumped in her car and picked him up and now they’re at the Indian restaurant and now the SIL is bitchy because she’s not involved and at the center of everything and now I just want to put a fucking gun in my mouth in anticipation of wifey coming home and regurgitating this whole fucking shit show to me all over again. FUCK SAKES!

King Hippo

Social media is an absolute bubonic plague upon society’s prolapsed rectum.

WCS

Bad weekend to be a drifter in Ontario…

ballsofsteelandfury

#1 and #2 this week plus a special Rex Ryan shoutout on #10.

Great job!

ArmedandHammered

Great Minds, Sir, Great Minds.