TGIF! Since nothing of import happened this week, let’s focus on the bounty of sports tonight. Copa America! NHL Draft! Local Baseball! That may not seem like enough to warrant a “bounty” label, but inflation has been a bit crazy lately.
Survival – Personal Edition
We’ve all been there. You find yourself having to attend an event that requires pants or formal clothing. Problem is, you haven’t worn that stuff for a while. So you pull it out, dust it off, get it dry cleaned, they try it on. Uh oh! That’s a bit snug! Stupid dry cleaner must have shrunk it. And not you have a ripped seam. Disaster! But, I’m here to show you how to fix that in a jiffy!
- Remove the piece of clothing that ripped. We’ll need full access to the piece of clothing.
- Turn that piece of clothing inside out. We’re going to be working on the seam from the inside.
- There will be a section of fabric behind the seam. Now carefully pull the split seam back together and line them up correctly.
- Now connect the two sides with a safety pin. You’ll want to pin the sides as close to the seam as possible, but not too close to be visible from the outside.
- Once secured, check the repair from the outside. If the safety pin is not visible, you were successful. If it is visible, start over and be better.
- Not all of us have safety pins available. You can also use staples, electrical tape, or even duct tape. If you’re really desperate and don’t care about the piece of clothing, quick glue can also be used. Again, these are applied on the inside of the seam so no one sees them.
Disaster averted and money saved! Congrats! But you will want to avoid stressing that seam again. The repair might not hold or worse you’ll rip a different seam.
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Survival – Species Edition
Time to put the sexy in Friday!
Enjoy the weekend, folks! Alright, now let’s get to the comments!
A short scene from the motion picture Slap Shot, dubbed in Quebecois, which many people consider the funniest version of the film:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryerw1Nof_0
In honor of Martin Mull (Psych spoiler alert)
https://youtu.be/HVFnG3fphVQ?si=hX6t3jlhgBlAFeRH
Eff it, I’m watching that whole episode on this flight in his honor
How high and where?
Back to America and not high, just drunk
How high is the aircraft?
*any height over 20 feet is too damn much
We haven’t taken off yet.
Or are you asking about the literal height of the aircraft? Because how the fuck am I supposed to know?
Looks like 18.6 meters. 777-200 ER
https://www.boeing.com/content/dam/boeing/boeingdotcom/company/about_bca/startup/pdf/historical/777_passenger.pdf
I’ll let you and Brick take it from here.
Gotta remember to check in the morning for Essendon highlights. Go Bombers!
We’ve got two dozens TVs in this place. I’ve got to convince the shift commander to find AFL.
Back a team and become the guy who hooks everyone up with your watch AFL account.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6fNWHbnIn0g&pp=ygUHZGVqYSB2dQ%3D%3D
Weird Al is ROCKINGGGG!
Fuck it, Weird Al 2024.
I’ve got to start planning for Portugal man. Happy Friday motherfuckers!
Woof.
Princess’ mom, the actual Duchess, says we’re going to visit their ancestral family lands in Verona someday. I told her I’ve already been to Verona, and it’s nothing special. They weren’t amused.
Tell you what, a piece of land apart from insane people sounds pretty good right now.
My dad worked close to there when I was a kid. Giant Eagle’s headquarters were in O’Hara Towmship- don’t know if they still are.
They are!
One gentleman of Verona.
Portugal the Man? They’re ok, I guess.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yURzFxWt6BY
Apparently today was John Anderson’s last SportsCenter? I wish him all the best, a good night, and big balls.
https://youtu.be/SAr31FjMTtM?si=KRaKCtMNBPCzqYW3
A legitimate original and a very cool dude.
Respect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siCc3rRiR6U
Found a funny:
at this point if i’m a law professor i’m just handing out weed gummies and putting on my cousin vinny for the entire semester
I basically had a professor who did that, except he kept the gummies for himself.
I’d have to advise lady number 2, to do as I do and carry a sewing kit as part of an emergency survival kit, in her trunk. Seriously I have that, Wifey thinks I’m nuts but I like to think I’m simply up for whatever. And lady number 2 certainly looks like she could bust some seams.
Nice job staying in theme.
Ciao!
“Martin Mull has left us, left us.”
-Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman
Rangers just took a kid whose dad was a linebacker in the CFL
Just got back from a nice run &
Padres scored 9 runs in the 5th inning
vs Da Red Sawxxxxx ⚾️
What?!?!
That’s Rockingggggg!
I have the MLB app and no reason to keep watching the Cubs so..
Let’s get Rockinghgghhh! PADRES!
NHL draft night, where fans get VERY VERY angry about things that nobody really knows much about.
Kings are up next, and I hope they get that guy who can skate good and shoot and/or pass and all that.
They got a guy named Liam. THIS IS HOCKEY, NOT TEA-DRINKING.
Except the constant booing of Bettman.
AKA: a Trump rally
What a rocket for Rand McNally!
Up the Náhlehomens!
Hello from Moose Jaw,Saskatchewan! 7 hours of the 15 hour drive complete.
Found a surprisingly good pizza place here. I am all about sesame seeds on crusts now.
Wha’ happen in Moose Jaw STAY in Moose Jaw, dawg
Medicine Hat and Flin-Flon best be on the itinerary.
Enjoy! It will be worth the trip!
I had a corn pizza out in…Arcadia, I think? and it was really delicious.
Zelo?
https://myzelopizza.info/
Yeah.
I mean that’s just embarrassing.
Paraguay just wanted to make sure we get plenty of sleep tonight. #ThoughtfulGuay
In the first draft of the script “Teenagers with Attitude” was slightly different than the finished product.
Actually this is closer to her current age, so Amy Jo Johnson is yet another person who wasn’t explained the concept of aging.
I loved her on Felicity.
She used to play guitar shows around here at small venues, I should have gone to see her play.
Wasn’t she the pink Power Ranger?
That’s correct. But she’s a Canadian citizen now so it’s “Pouweur” Ranger I think.
¡aullador de penalti!
RIP Martin Mull.
Not Gene Parmesan!
and it seems like we JUST LOST Carl Weathers!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sx6qfur2Cuc
Awww, that sucks.
They were in the same location, Death! What the heck are you doing?!
Please tell me Colombia y Uruguay can face off in el gran final de los Euros Sudamericano. Becuase man, both them squadrons are cooking with gas.
Indeed, they have both looked terrific.
South American footy is very, VERY variable in quality. But at its apex, there’s nothing better. It’s like a form of poetry, how those two are playing.
No. Brazil and URU’s group cross for the knockouts. So in the 1st knockout game, BRA, COL or URU will be out. And the survivor plays ARG in thr final.
Also balls, again, I saw a meme and thought of you:
Though 2 b FARE, Riverdale HS was always a boiling cauldron of sexual tension.
Don’t even try to tell me you wouldn’t feel sexually tense around this vixen:
That gif makes me feel safe in the event of a water landing.
I’m so proud!
https://boards.cgccomics.com/topic/327837-funniest-comic-strip-from-golden-age-jokers-boner/
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Evening, trying something a little different
Different, as in, “sexy memes”!
That Hank Hill face/caption is PERFECT
“You see Peggy, that’s what you call a loaded question, no matter how I answer there’s a bullet in every chamber designed to blow my brains out.”
You know which one is my favourite!
Well done Sir
MAGNIFICO, good sir/Bastard Man!
Oh Look, Things Are Getting Weird-
My youngest nephew just graduated from some grade and my SIL makes a big fucking deal about every event in her kid’s lives so that she can post everything to Facebook so he had certain expectations that this was his special day. Well, SIL was ‘tired’ today and doesn’t give a fuck. So he’s crying(?) because it’s supposed to be his special day and he wanted Indian food and his mother couldn’t be bothered and he keeps on crying so wifey jumped in her car and picked him up and now they’re at the Indian restaurant and now the SIL is bitchy because she’s not involved and at the center of everything and now I just want to put a fucking gun in my mouth in anticipation of wifey coming home and regurgitating this whole fucking shit show to me all over again. FUCK SAKES!
Social media is an absolute bubonic plague upon society’s prolapsed rectum.
Bad weekend to be a drifter in Ontario…
#1 and #2 this week plus a special Rex Ryan shoutout on #10.
Great job!
Great Minds, Sir, Great Minds.