Tis a very weighty day tomorrow and I’m sure all of you have some thoughts so feel free to share below. Or you could lose yourself in this middling game. It’s up to you.
Minutiae:
-Luke Getsy is out of a job yet again. He was practically thrown out of Chicago and didn’t last 3/4’s of a season with his new team, the Raiders. What’s left for him? I think he’s done as an OC in the league so it’s position coach time in the pros or coordinator down with the college teams.
-Speaking of, Dennis Allen got the same treatment but as far as his prospects, I think he can grab another DC job. I think back to his last year in that spot and his first year as head coach, his units were of the shutdown variety. You’ll see him again.
-Olave seemed to have been thrown a hospital ball and now has another concussion. That makes four head injuries in the pros and another while at Ohio State. Not good.
-DAK! is gone for a while and it’s Rush Week(s) for them Cowboys. He did somewhat ok last time around but the anti-Cowboy ghouls (raises hand) are convinced their season is cooked.
To The Game!
Bucs/Chiefs:
-I alluded to it earlier but Cade Otton needs to repeat last week’s magic so that Don T. doesn’t get into the win column. Damn it.
-Without Godwin and Evans a wr has to step up but they seem to have a bunch of warmed-over talent there. I thought Jalen McMillan, a third-rounder might add up to something but he disappeared after scoring a TD in the first week.
-I’m guessing that Mahomes does just enough yet again to get K.C. over the finish line and the Bucs get the back door cover.
A bit brief tonight but I’m worried for all those that are vulnerable down in Canada’s nutsack should a certain result manifest itself. Unfortunately I see violence no matter the outcome, no way around it.
you know how dumb nfl coaches are nowadays?
the best, smartest coach right now is andy reid and will be for quite some time
I mean, he hired Spags as DC. That is brilliant
Looks like this Hopkins guy might work out for them.
AFC WestWorld
Overtime win? Overtime win!
Andy Reid and good clock discipline?
apparently nobody on the bucs saw that bills/chiefs playoff game and what the chiefs are capable of doing in about 10-ish seconds
Three straight running plays up the gut, then go for 2. That’s the only chance they had to win.
Maria Taylor endorsing stories by Tony Dungy and Jason Garrett as great entertainment. How much has joe buck paid her to taint our refuge
That’s a catch
let’s see ol chiefs wiggle their way out of yet another very close game that they are nowhere near playing up to potential
…
…oh well, nonetheless
THIS TAMPA DEFENSE I CALL IT THE MONS VENUS, BECAUSE KHUNT IS RUNNING ALL OVER IT!!!
RIP Dikembe
https://youtu.be/YKkx4xjkAjU?si=qSMoW6I74YoFpVtN&t=240
one of the very few sports shows, or sports ANYTHING, my wife actually liked and watched with me
Ugh, stop it with the Christmas themed commercials
Uncanny
Cuter though
More charismatic too
I don’t think I’ve ever heard Mahomes sing, but I would bet Kermit has the better voice as well
Weird step, knee-ded or no?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhUgEXODpm4
High-knees?
Heinies. He was butthurt about something
NFL Offices: Can we flag The turf for hurting Mahomes?
Et Tu Surf and Turf , Et Tu?
–A Reid
RIP Mahomie
So, did Xavier worthy bang someone’s sister or something?
Did he share a meme of mahomes as Kermit?
It’s possible he’s a virgin and/or never had sex with a someone with a sibling.
I hate the Devils but credit where credit is due.
Peyton Manning asking about a “sack specialist” has buried the needle on the irony-meter.
Join us next week for their interview with the Master Teabagger from Lipton.
Thought the Geneva Convention banned unleashing Giants/Panthers on foreign soil.
The what now?
That Saquon hurdle is seriously some Icecapades ahit
when you are free of Los Gigantes any other obstacle is rather small
Eww. Comet game.
The only voice that makes me change the channel faster than Trump’s voice is Chris Berman’s voice.
Time to revisit the classics
Fuck, premature post! Give me a second…
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Joe Rogan has endorsed Trump, which I’m sure will move those well-known undecided voters who listen to Joe Rogan.
What a shocking development.
BAILOUT CHEFS BLEERGH is worst BLEERGH
So, D-Hop still has skills.
Titshank Redemption and he’s free
the bullshit plays will continue until morale improves
Hmmm, zebras missed that hit on an out of bounds player. Wait, it’s KC.
That’s perfect!
No, if it said “Shut up, Bird!” then it would be perfect.
I keep forgetting she’s from Oregon. I wonder if that helped inspire the joke.
Even though I am a marketing weasel by trade, fucking Xmas commercials already on the air is pure shit.
Does Joe Buck drink the Chiefs’ jizz straight from the source or does he mix it up to make milkshakes?
Even Chloe is concerned
Far too much trickery, K.C.
– a member of the Sunshine Band, opening the closet door in his own bedroom against the protests of his wife that he’s “being crazy, there’s nobody in there.”
(nods approvingly)
-The Sunshine Band after seeing their cut of the merch sales
that’s why you should pronounce Missouri as Misery
Final tally on the PA “firewall” is 412,143. That’s good!
I’m not sure how much our canvassing (and my phonebanking accomplished), but the Dr. Mrs. and I can take complete credit for at least one PA vote for Harris – her 79 year-old naturalized citizen mother, who voted in an American election for the very first time in her life last week.
(oh, and the Mother-in-Law Mrs. Kim was registered as an independent, so her vote isn’t part of the above tally)
That’s good hustle now get some snacks
that’s good SON-IN-LAW HUSTLE!
So you’re saying I shouldn’t bother calling in for my PA phone bank shift tomorrow?
Thanks, Rikki!
Honestly I’ve never seen the phonebanking Slack channel as crazy as it has been today – there are SO many people working right now. I was planning on getting to work if we started making calls to Iowa but it’s exclusively swing state stuff now (mostly leaving messages on answering machines).
I’m eating dried apricots, luckily for my coworkers I’m working from home tomorrow because my office is going to smell like a slaughterhouse in July.
oh yeah, I remember after I ate an entire bag of those once. The after-effects were a war crime.
July, not too rough, but late September after the old blood has had time to rot? Beyond words.
My wife was saying tonight that she not only does she want Trump to lose by a huge margin, but she wants him to be dragged to hell on screen, I also want that while a deep voice says, “You have failed me again.”
at the very least, his tiny dick should fall off
Could anyone really tell?
We all better prepare ourselves for Trump nonstop bitching for the next two months about how this election was stolen. I mean even more bitching then usual.
Full Don Giovanni finale.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ioc9shJa_lI
https://x.com/MildNYak/status/1853166216736850146
Alright, tech support question, it seems no matter where I ask this, I cannot get a straight answer:
Can I watch The Monday night game on my phone without the NFL app?
I have the espn app, I have an espn+ subscription. I have a Hulu subscription. I do not have cable. What do I need to do here
I think you need a cable subscription, regardless of the app.
Why?
Because people in charge are dicks.
You should be able to watch on ESPN, or at least listen to on NFL radio.
My antenna sucks. I’m like halfway between Chicago and South bend. Sign is unreliable, plus I still hate joe buck
Gary?
Valpo
No, he said Joe.
ESPN+ doesn’t include ESPN. And Hulu doesn’t include Hulu Live. Our current lineup at my house looks just like that. You could maybe hunt up something on nflbite.com.
Evening Folks
Oooh out of the relegation zone for me!
It’s Vacuum-Seal Day! Today it’s petite sirloin steaks.
https://ibb.co/k0ZRM9K
https://ibb.co/3MDf2P4
https://ibb.co/rpsSVnX
https://ibb.co/1JVZnG0
https://ibb.co/gW89YHg
I know this looks like some survivalist shit but no it isn’t I just like sales and gizmos and I have a great freezer and vacuum-sealing is fun. These will keep at least 3 years in a deep freeze and when I put them in the refrigerator to thaw (still sealed) I’ve got at least a month to make up my mind to use them. I’ve actually cooked New York Strips 4 years later and they were just fine, so there. Once opened, use within 3 days.
Here’s the Panavision version. I used to operate reactor plants on atomic submarines, and I think it shows:
https://vimeo.com/1026334378
Like turning your kitchen into a mini kill room
Let’s ask an expert. Hey, scotchy…
Jeffrey Dahmer would have loved this. Nothing like a penis that’s four years old, but still tastes like it’s fresh out of the box!
Box? I would have thought sack, as he never seemed to be interested in anything from a box,
Well, Dick in a Box would have piqued his interest
Vacuum sealer has saved us so much money buying meat in “Family size” portions.
How does the savings pencil out here?
Before, obviously, inflation.
I can’t murder the entire Chiefs team, but maybe I’ll inflict pain on KC fans by cutting off the supply of barbecue to the city.
Andy Reid would leave, so definitely significant
There’s TayTay.
Taylor Swift! Drink!
Tonight, we are all Buccaneers fans. If you’re not, and actively rooting for the Chiefs, I can do nothing for you, as your soul has been damned to hell for all eternity.
But I want Florida people to feel bad
If they were EVAR capable of feeling bad about they circumstances, they wouldn’t be in Florida.
So a friend’s mother passed away and I went to the wake. And guess what? His mother was laid out in the same funeral home, and in the same room that my father was.
What a joyful day! Holy shit.
Are any of you on this politics site? It used to be branded “Swing State Project” and then DKE for awhile.
https://www.the-downballot.com/
Great place for the number crunching nerd. I already ran across two Wolven Sort who read my old NC State blog!
vibes: polar opposite of the final days of 2016, but with the potential closeness of 2020
no matter what, this WILL be the stupidest week of an already stupid year (already off to a fine start with that squirrel and porn guy thing)
Cade Otton catch: the Drinking Game. It’s on! Predicción: I’ll be asleep by halftime 🤪
You make sure to give us PR election updates tomorrow, being our non-Union Steve Kornacki replacement!
Are you my opponent this week?
I apologize for running around the clubhouse with a bandana around my wang when Mighty Whitey scored two in injury time to beat the Bees. My bad. Will hopefully happen again.
Good day for Full-Ham, bad day for DAK.
Ham is a land of contrasts.
(Fully dressed, sans pants off course, stares wistfully at three tiger striped, red and scarlet bandanas still in mint condition collecting dust on my Hope Chest)
No apologies needed, Litre. You do you.
Mrs. Cola is a Bengals fan. Our friend group demanded that she pick a team when we started dating 10 years ago. She feels your pain.
So we now know that Mrs Cola has voluntarily selected:
1) Litre
2) The Bengals
She is just like Jeff Fisher. .500 baby.
Yeah, I guess the Bengals are ok…
We also know 3) Akavit
Oh God, that vile concoction.
Litre should ask her if she considers him the Cincinnati Bengals of HUSBANDS and then run from the pub crying.
(inhales sharply)
“Green, Jones, Sanu? Dalton in his slightly above average prime? Yeah, she should’ve done her research instead of buying high.”
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I THINK the threat of violence will fizzle out. Talk is cheap, but they see people getting real jail time from the last putsch attempt.
Yep, especially because there won’t be anyone to (pretend to) pardon them.
A few isolated nutjobs at most.
I was thinking more of violence at voting lines.
hasn’t happened at early voting, so I think mostly clear (just a few random nutjobs being jerks).
If they try to do Jan. 6 again they will get machine-gunned on the Capitol steps and ohmygod would that be awesome!
Oh really? You think the people who do nothing but cry and scream and threaten but are too fucking s-l-o-w to do anything but watch TV and make the aforementioned threats aren’t gonna do anything? How did you come to that conclusion, Poindexter? Didn’t their improved fitness regime of sitting on their fat asses ever since Trump ran THE FIRST TIME and inhaling boob tube nonstop give you pause that they might just want to settle this whole governance thing with a good old fashioned fist fight in the street? You’re such a wise old oracle to tell us that people without backbones are lacking in backbone strength.
What helped Trump in 2020 was he had the power of the Presidency behind him.
Dream case, Trump loses by 100+ electoral votes, the Republican Party splinters between MAGA Republicans loyal to Trump and Republicans who secretly hate him. The GOP or its successor party takes at least 5-10 to establish itself. Also, in this scenario, I get to have mad, passionate sex with a buxom supermodel for longer than 5 minutes because everything I’ve written so far is just a carelessly written fantasy.
Best case, he loses by 60 electoral votes and goes off and buys Newsmax, which was his original plan of starting a News Channel had he lost in 2016 as planned.
Worst case, we get a 2000 or 2004 where one state decides the thing by a small margin and he has an argument to make.
Most likely, like in 2020, he’ll lose several state by small margins. He’ll whine and complain like the bitch he is, but without evidence to back it up and with the amount of persons needed to pull this off starts to reach triple digits, it will fizzle out and go away.
If Trump loses he’s moving to somewhere like Dubai to avoid all his felony trials/sentencing, and I for one am willing to make that trade.
Ed Snowden probably has a spare room.
“Vlad? That offer for a spare room still open”
“ Новый телефон. Кто это?”
We found Bin Ladin. We can find him.
Else, Kamala needs to be impeached along with Hunter Biden.