Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-24

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I’m going continue the bit with the lists. Tonight, I present to you a list of things I like that start with the letter T:

  • Titties (obvio)
  • Toreos (specifically, the structures)
  • Touchdowns (which I’ll miss this year…)
  • Trains
  • Tushies
  • Tacos
  • Television (even if it’s now over Internet)
  • Tantalizing (the adjective)
  • Tee times
  • Trips
  • Themes
  • The The

I could go on. However, I need to move on.

So, aside from THAT, what is there to talk about?

Golf Update

I played another tournament today. This one had a July 4th theme and we were forced to use only 4 clubs. In addition, the tees were spread out so we used 6 blue, 6 white, and 6 red. There was quite a bit strategy involved in figuring out what clubs would give me the best chance at scoring well. I decided to use a 3 wood, an 8 iron, a 48 degree wedge, and the putter. I’ll let you know how it goes…

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Club World Cup Update

I was SHOCKED when I got home midweek and found out PSG beat Real Madrid by 4 to 0. My poor dad woke up early to watch that mess. I felt bad for him.

Your Final is tomorrow with PSG taking on Chelsea. I’m thinking Chelsea is getting Inter’ed.

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Other Updates

I started my workout program and so far so good. I have been taking cold showers and, to my surprise, discovered that I actually like them! After a workout, it feels really good on the muscles.

Fantasy football magazines are starting to pop up at my local CVS. Does anyone use magazines or do you strictly use Internet sources when prepping for your drafts?

I am happy to report that I finished in the money at two of my recent tournaments! My handicap has taken a hit as my scores have been high, but at least I did better than the others!

In other news, I am cautiously optimistic about next year’s Steelers team. I don’t like the Aaron Rodgers signing but we are where we are. One thing I do like is Tomlin’s voodoo. I don’t know how the man does it, but he manages to squeeze wins out of teams that have no business winning. I see that pattern repeating next year.

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In this space, I will tell you what I’m drinking as I type this post. Today’s drink is: ice cold milk.

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Your weekly Psych pic:

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Your weekly hot girl pic:

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Your weekly music video:

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One last thing:

Seriously, hat tip to Brocky:

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Balls somehow lost his bio and didn't realize it. He's now scrambling to write something clever and failing. He likes butts, boobs, most things that start with the letter B, and writing in the Second Person. Geelong, Toluca, Barcelona, and Steelers, in that order.
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Brick Meathook

Railroad photographer O. Winston Link and assistant George Thom. Link only photographed trains at night, using rigs containing hundreds of flash bulbs, because he could completely control the light.

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SonOfSpam

Hi everybody!

Good tidings I bring. Well, not really.

Browns rookie RB Quinshon Judkins (Ohio State, as will soon be obvious) was arrested for domestic violence. Well on their way to the #1 pick in 2026!

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

To be fair that house was dressed provocatively

WCS

Hi everybody!

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SonOfSpam

You can reach me at 1-800-DOCTORB

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Don’t they have like nine other quarterbacks on their roster?

Doktor Zymm

There is a dog nearby barking it’s damn head off. Doesn’t sound like a small, yappy dog either. It’s been going for a couple hours now. I bet whatever it is barking at is really boring.

Doktor Zymm

WTF, unless woofing dog’s entire family is dead there is no good reason for this

Doktor Zymm

At least this reminds me of a KBD song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JobYrIy9mxU

jjfozz

I have found something worse than Emily in Paris. Its’ called Too Much. It is a steaming pile of dog shit. I will watch the whole mess of shit and then report back. Seriously, I want to murder every fucking person who is associated wit this.

Doktor Zymm

Impressive! Can’t wait to hear more

jjfozz

God what a piece of absolute crap. Everyone in this series shoudl be beaten with a bag full of lead pipels

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“From the Producers of Love Actually and Notting Hill…”

Yep, sounds about right. I’m disappointed in myself for not being the one to suggest this to you.

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

I like Notting Hill. Have seen the other one

Mr. Ayo

And Twins!

/coors light music fades out

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WCS

My new addiction is World War I, and the lead-up to it.

THIS HAS BEEN YOUR USELESS WCS FACT

Doktor Zymm

It’s like being a Civil War buff, but for Europe and with fewer/different racists!

Horatio Cornblower

Oh do I have some news for you about the enthusiasm with which the various parties involved in the lead up to WWI engaged in ethnic cleansing.

/reads newspaper about current events

OK, so it’s not exactly “news,” per se…

Sharkbait

The band Franz Ferdinand needs to be put in witness protection, just in case.

Doktor Zymm

The original Franz sounded like a decent dude too, shame about the half-assedassassination

WCS

The least dickish in a House full of them.

Horatio Cornblower

/pops corn, settles in for trenchant discussion of the First Balkan War.

//Much like Godfather III, there was no Second Balkan War

Doktor Zymm

We should discuss the Cod Wars sometime, not to be confused with the Codpiece Wars

Horatio Cornblower

I’m Team Iceland all the way.

Sharkbait

Look up Dan Carlin’s Blueprint for Armageddon. It’s a great podcast on the war.

2Pack

Can’t think of any better T words other than that first one on your list which has great influence on me.

I wish magazines were still available. I used to buy and read Outside magazine monthly, it had good health and fitness info along with vacation and fieldcraft/survival stuff. For years now the PX has stopped carrying books and magazines. Italian places still exist but are getting fewer and far between.

Here’s this evenings throwback chick.

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Doktor Zymm

I just recently bought myself a lifetime print subscription to 2600, I had stopped reading it (or anything in print) but am enjoying picking it up again

2Pack

They say reading before sleep helps you get into the right state of mind, but reading on a device sorta messes you up.

Doktor Zymm

Kindle is okay since it’s not blue light. Also nice I can just slide it under my pillow without having to sit up to turn a light off!

Horatio Cornblower

I refuse to read on a device. Paper or GTFO.

My cave is very comfortable, why do you ask?

2Pack

Reading is… FUN… damental…

Brick Meathook

Little Regan grew up. Your mother still sucks cocks in Hell.

Horatio Cornblower

This may be of more than passing interest to a couple of you, who are apparently harboring adorable assassins.

https://bsky.app/profile/uncleduke1969.bsky.social/post/3ltsp2hfzzs26

Doktor Zymm

Sounds like holy hand grenade time

Horatio Cornblower

“1, 2, 5…no, 3!”

yeah right

Five is right out!

Horatio Cornblower

Mr. Met eating shit at a Lumineers concert.

https://bsky.app/profile/tacspork.bsky.social/post/3ltsrzwisac2c

This is indeed a dark and disturbing timeline.

Horatio Cornblower

https://www.orkney2025.com/

How am I just learning about the Island Games now?

Doktor Zymm

All sortsa shit goes on up those places that we don’t get to know about

Horatio Cornblower

Including, apparently, a whole lotta badminton.

rockingdog

Man I really hope Dems keep bringing up the Epstein files. he’s getting ratioed by his own supporters on his own website about it lmao

That seems Rockingggg

rockingdog

Every time Dems do an interview they should mention the Epstein files at least one time, no matter what the context

lol

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Are they genuinely surprised that a man who nominated a pedophile to serve as his Attorney General is protecting other pedophiles?

Sharkbait

Catching up on last nights open thread, I saw Brick was going hard on the PRR.

The best livery of the dumpster fire that was the Penn Central merger was obviously the New Haven.

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Also excellent podcast on that disaster of a partnership:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBYDt1OgtxM&t=10997s&pp=ygURd3R5cCBwZW5uIGNlbnRyYWzSBwkJ2AkBhyohjO8%3D

Horatio Cornblower

Also the best pizza.

Sharkbait

Facts.

Brick Meathook

Detroit has the best pizza.

Sharkbait

That Arthur pic never gets old.

Horatio Cornblower

For me it’s the way Arthur is eating ice cream and smiling happily as his friend, having finished his ice cream soda, tells the story of violating a girl with daddy issues 8 ways from Sunday.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Hey, Brick, you’re not still in DC are you?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Well then nevermind. I’m at a bar down the road from one of his go to haunts so figured I’d throw up a flare before I bail on it.

Brick Meathook

Thanks anyway! I just flew back to L.A. to get my mail and go to a party tonight. I’m back in D.C. August 1st. If you’re around we can try to meet up then. I’m assuming you’re on Capitol Hill right now?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Yes but I’ll be back in Europe when you’re back here so….lulz

Horatio Cornblower

Shit like this is why I don’t send you beer any more.

Brick Meathook

I posted this last week but let’s take another look at it:

https://ibb.co/pj71PJmK

2Pack

Living in Muff sounds pleasant.

scotchnaut

/carrying over from a comment made in the last thread

Oh look, Canada’s mainstream media is finally starting to kinda, sorta get it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=St7DLt-SMRw

Redshirt

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Horatio Cornblower

You don’t know much about Americans if you post something 45 minutes long and expect us to watch it. You gotta dumb it down to about 14 seconds, and probably set a few things on fire, before we’re going to pay attention.

scotchnaut

Ice Cold Milk Anecdote:

There was a time when I had the usual Canadian brekkie of eggs, toast, hash browns, sausages and bacon on a regular basis. Near the end I’d always ask the server for a glass of milk so that it would be super cold. After the last bite was done I’d wash it all down in one gulp with that cold milk. There’s nothing like it, folks.

Doktor Zymm

Posted this on the previous thread, but moving over here.

I think the next creative idea for an international competition should involve at least 2 teams from each country made up entirely of people from regions in that country that hate each other. Even tiny Moldova could participate, with teams from both sides of the Dnieper!

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Brick Meathook

This could be an “All United States” competition.

Doktor Zymm

Easily, although I would hate to miss out on Paris v the entire rest of France, and Northern v Southern Italy would be fun too

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Maybe we leave Israel out of this one…

Doktor Zymm

Yeah, active wars are probably not within parameters. I’m not even willing to touch China/Taiwan

WCS

/Korean Peninsula flies open

2Pack

Naw… that would just be a lot of shouting and frantic hand gestures.

Senor Weaselo

Eurovision but with pairs, and the pairs hate each other.

Sign me up.

WCS

Austria-Hungary 1917

Horatio Cornblower

As I mentioned on the previous thread, I expect big things out of the Irish here.

Doktor Zymm

Oh yeah, England is nawt winning this one either