Sexy Friday – 20250912

TGIF! Well that was a week. Surely next week will be better. In the meantime we have a weekend full of footy, football, boxing, racing, and more!

Word Count Filler Time

Let’s point and laugh at some truly terrible ad campaigns from the past.

IBM
It’s April 2000 and IBM wants to promote its Linux operating system with a “Peace, Love and Linux” campaign. To do so, the company hired artists in Chicago, Boston, New York, and San Francisco to draw peace symbols, hearts, and the penguin logo of Linux on sidewalks with biodegradable chalk. Disaster struck in San Francisco when the local artists there used spray paint instead. After initially feigning ignorance, IBM eventually was forced to confess and paid a $100k fine.

Pan Am Airways
In the early 1980s Pan Am started a new New York to San Juan, PR route. As a promotion they offered a special meal on the flight of salami, cheese, apple, small bottle of Mateus wine, and a small tablecloth served in a basket. The logistics of this turned out very poorly. First, the salami, 2000lbs of it, showed up already sliced since that was the agreement with their food preparers. They had to scrap all of that and order another 2000lbs of unsliced salami. Then they found out the wine was delivered to New York while the baskets were sent to San Juan. Trying to fix that, they soon found out the while the wine was being sent to San Juan, the baskets were being sent to New York. Once sorted, they were all ready for their first flight. That’s when the flight attendants found out the wine bottles had cork tops instead of screw tops. Obviously, the plane didn’t have corkscrews on board. So all that wine was replaced with screw tops and everything was good, right? Well, Pan Am had the great idea to expand service by using larger 747s. And, lo and behold, the flight attendants didn’t have enough time to serve all 300 baskets to the passengers during a flight. Pam Am then abandoned the promotion entirely.

Toyota
In 1998 Toyota wanted to do some focused marketing to African Americans. Oh yeah, this goes exactly as you’re expecting. They ran an ad in Jet magazine for the Corolla with the tagline “Unlike your last boyfriend, it goes to work in the morning.” Then they ran an ad with a smiling black man with a gold outline of a RAV4 on his front tooth. There was a giant uproar and threats of boycotts. Toyota apologized, stopped the marketing, and committed to a 10 year, $7.8 billion corporate diversity program.

Kraft Foods
In 1989 Kraft started a promotion for Krafts Singles. They would place a left hand game piece in the package of cheese and insert a right hand game piece coupon in Sunday newspapers in Chicago and Houston. Prizes included bicycles, skateboards, cheese, and the grand prize of a 1990 Dodge Caravan. The odds of winning the Caravan were 1 in 15 million. But the printer made a small mistake and printed 10,000 winning game pieces for the bicycles, skateboards, and yes, the Caravan. Oops, all winners! Kraft canceled the promotion but, of course, got sued by all those that thought they won. Kraft eventually settled and gave $700 to everyone that won the van, and smaller amounts to everyone else for a total payout of $10 million.

Folks, if you’re going to do a promotion, be very diligent. Or out source it to a well run and respected marketing firm.

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blaxabbath

There’s only one person who can bring the country together.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Make the country come together” was right there I mean come on.

blaxabbath

Erika Kirk needs to smile more.

WCS

Kirk’s widow described him as, “crowned a martyr like Jesus.”

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blaxabbath

Girl’s whole household is property of MAGA now. She’s just going to shut up and play beauty queen.

WCS

Put this on to confuse your pets.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQodZqKnxrg

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WCS
Brick Meathook

Final approach to LAX.

🎶
Shake the hand
That shook the hand
Of P.T.Barnum and Charlie Chan
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SonOfSpam
yeah right

AND a week from tonight I got call in jury duty.

It’s not bad though because The LBC courthouse is just right over the bridge(s.)

Got a feeling they’re gonna get me for jury service.

Fun.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Got an invitation to apply to be a grand juror. I’m seriously considering it.

yeah right

My old company had unlimited jury service and I considered too.

It’s kind of intense and makes for great later in life stories.

BugEyedBoo

I recommend that, especially if it’s the daily thing. Somedays are bad, like when the rape cases show up. Other days it’s entertainment that you can’t buy for any price.

Grand jury story of the day: guy smacked his wife around, because in his eyes she needed it (direct quote from the victim to us). His M-I-L and the wife’s stepdad stuffed him in the trunk of their car at gunpoint, drove him out to the sticks, beat him to within an inch of his life, then dumped him in a ditch to crawl a quarter-mile to the hospital. We all figured the dude probably had it coming, but kidnapping and felonious assault are real crimes, so we voted to indict.

Doktor Zymm

I know why vigilante justice is a bad thing, but damn I hope they got off

Sharkbait

Just say the magic words: Jury Nullification

yeah right

I done run out of magic words.

WCS

Tell them you’re a racist toward white people, and yes, you understand the irony.

blaxabbath

Plus you can let someone off and at the end just be like, “hey — fuck this system.”

Brick Meathook

Wear an NRA ball cap and a Green Peace T-shirt.

Really fuck ’em up.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

You know, but like the opposite.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiebvAkb4LM

yeah right

Home and safe.

These 5 day work weeks are fucked up.

Redshirt

My Redlegs are losing to a homeless team. A BLEERGH-Doink!’d homeless team!

Doktor Zymm

Got distracted looking at some old photos my parents sent me a while back. This is my mom and grandma in a displaced persons camp in Germany after WW2. My mom was a super cute baby

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Gumbygirl

She really was! Gerber baby chubby face, kind of amazing under the circumstances.

Redshirt

Watching The Running Man. In the past I watched it for fun, but with how American is trending, I’m watching it as a possible preview of coming events.

yeah right

I just finished watching that!

First time I’ve seen it since it came out.

Turns out there was a reason.

Gatoraids

Chris Tucker’s influencer in Fifth Element will be bit tame

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsJKdxPwZdk

Sharkbait

This movie is so bad, it comes around to being good again

Gatoraids

yeah how i felt about this performance until the last 5 years and then seems he tapped into something

Redshirt

Yeah, I don’t know how this works, but it somehow works.

yeah right

They were totally riffing on Rollerball and Death Race 2000.

Not the story from the Bachman Books which turned me off of the movie the first time.

The book has the best Stephen King ending ever in my humble opinion.

Gatoraids

Soccer has failed the youth, Americans should embrace Sumo and their true nature

starting tomorrow 15 of a tournament

https://www.twitch.tv/midnightsumo

Gatoraids
Senor Weaselo

If you think the Japanese sumo have been pissed about Mongolian sumo being dominant, imagine if gaijin became Yokozuna!

Gatoraids

was listening to this guy and he was telling chat he banned blocked some youtuber who was spreading dirty gossip about Mongolian sumo collaboration. IT GOES DEEP

WCS

I get distracted (stupid “job” and “attempted robbery”), but Arizona had been leading Kansas State, 17-3 at halftime. It was not that close in the first half.
Next I see, it’s tied 17-up with eight minutes left in the third quarter.

BANANACAKES not necessarily on the menu, HOWEVER, the oven is preheating right now…

Brick Meathook
Doktor Zymm

Just in case you need that little bit of extra hope for humanity right now

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Senor Weaselo

That’s the second best hack ever!

The best is still the cop car.

Wakezilla

Pfft. MIT isn’t even in one of the power 4 conferences. With a name like MITT, they’re probably a good baseball team, though

Senor Weaselo

Actual story from Weaselos in Boston when I was looking at schools:

Hermana Weaselo (approx. age 12): “Why do those boats say TIM on them?”

Me: “…No, they’re facing the other way, they say MIT.”

Senor Weaselo

Addendum: Things the two of us still joke about from that trip:
-TIM boats
-How many smoots deep the Charles River is
-MIT’s available canisters of liquid nitrogen and helium.
-Harvard basically saying we couldn’t actually go in any of the buildings.
-The Orange Line goes all the way to Forest Hills (the one in Queens, where the M Train, which is orange, ends)

Doktor Zymm

Enjoying Stray but there needs to be MOAR KNOCKING SHIT OVER
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Also, I get the need for conflict, but way too many games (especially story-based games) are dystopian futures. Nintendo doesn’t really do that, unless something really unexpected with turtles and castle plumbing is about to go down

Gatoraids

Hades 2 launching in a couple weeks, but for Stray it was a bit tame. better to play Goat Simulator or Untitled Goose Game

Doktor Zymm

I love Untitled Goose Game, although super hard if you aren’t playing co-op. Goat Simulator is great, but too bouncy for ultimate replayability. Squirrel with a Gun is amazing fun once you get used to the (probably intentionally) squirrely controls. I think I just really like games where you play as an animal. Ecco the Dolphin was good too, I never got to play Kolibri, I think a copy of it went for some insane amount back in the early 2000s. I bet there’s an emulator version now

Senor Weaselo

Senorita Weaselo is finishing up Hollow Knight so she can play Silksong.

At some point she will finish Spyro: Year of the Dragon and I will finish the postgame stuff from Persona 5 Strikers.

Senor Weaselo

So in eventually trying to catch up on Taskmaster news (currently on Series 7), I just watched Jessica Knappett do the thing, which was foreshadowed by Alex Horne saying it would be okay because they’re not blindfolded in their magnificent walk.

And then she fell off the stage.

Sharkbait

They now call the stage “The Knappett”

Senor Weaselo

It’s like Gambon Corner!

Sharkbait

That might be one of my favorite seasons. Rhod using the same picture for the prize task and Phil’s outfit. Pure cinema.

Senor Weaselo

I believe you mean Phil’s Wang.

Sharkbait

Mitchell and Webb are not helping is an excellent show.

BugEyedBoo

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Brick Meathook

AFARTS: Armed Forces Radio & Television Service

litre_cola

Indiana beat Indiana state 73-0, that’s a paddlin.

King Hippo

Larry Bird must have fucked Curt Cignetti’s dog or sommet

Redshirt

Time to see the score of the Colorado g—BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

King Hippo

There are like 10-15 people at the Westwood Klavern fixture.

WCS

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/L3-lZ57wgjU

So the guy who tagged and bagged Kirk isn’t some left-wing psycho? BUT THAT DOESN’T FIT THE NARRATIVE!

FOX and OLN are so very confused by this. Not to worry: they’ll come up with a story that somehow links this Robinson dude to Hunter Biden’s coke dealer, Hillary’s emails, and how this was actually a psy-op that is the missing links to catching that Ben Gazzi guy with in the 2020 election.

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Also, uncomfortable fact for Gumbygirl: Jack Fleming was the radio voice of both WVU and the Stillers.

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King Hippo

Herr Fuhrer won’t even talk about it now. He gives zero fucks about Kirk nor his 2 small children, he just wanted MOAR pretext to slaughter us all.

It will be a great day when he and Kennedy are sucking daemon cocks in Hell for all eternity.

Gumbygirl

We had television in the Pittsburgh area, didn’t have to listen to the Steelers on the wireless like the folk in the hollers

Sharkbait

I think the best one I saw was “The civil war has been cancelled since the shooter is demographically inconvenient”

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Doktor Zymm

Pitchbot spot on again

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King Hippo

ah like that Space Ghost song, though. Glass Animals, maybe?

Gatoraids

I WONT A PET I CAN LOVE BUT NOT TAKE CARE OF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mG3pYPXadcU

litre_cola

Deion losing? Don’t mind if I do.

King Hippo

ANOTHER toe smgdh???

Jimbo

Or his bladder, again.

King Hippo

muthafucka runnin’ out of organs no ofence

King Hippo

Would we even HAVE these shitass Groypers if we could just get fuck robots manufactured?

Also, how is Molly Parker still so hot? She laughs in the face of AI.

Gatoraids

Only the return of the Sears Catalog can bring these young men to peace

litre_cola

And you can get mom a personal massager for xmas? Is there anything those guys at Hitachi don’t make?

WCS

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Doktor Zymm

I’m not sure enabling young men to still get laid while making themselves as unattractive to real ladies as possible is necessarily a great idea until it gets to the point that they just don’t leave the house or interact with real humans ever again. That middle ground is super dangerous

Senor Weaselo

20 years ago Republicans would have been prepared to bomb Kekistan to the Stone Age!

/Not happy I know that term

Gumbygirl

Building on Rikki’s musing

“The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is its natural manure.”

Unsurprised

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Redshirt

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Unsurprised

What do you call this act?

THE FBI!

King Hippo

Glad the last one ain’t AI, since she’s my favoUrite. I’m TOTES sure she’d like me too

Doktor Zymm

Especially if you gave her a sandwich!

King Hippo

Especially especially if she don’t ask whether Squidward done fucked it already.

Doktor Zymm

It’s a dark twist on the “is a hotdog a sandwich?” debate

Brick Meathook

I know her!

She always says she’s looking for an older doped-up North Carolina lawyer who doesn’t cut his toenails.

“Like Sam Ervin?” I asked.

“Yes!” she exclaimed, her pendulous bosom swaying to and fro.

“Well, Sam’s dead” I replied, “But I might know the next best living thing.”

King Hippo

I probably at least SMELL better than ol’ Sam now, that’s fer sure!!

King Hippo

BEAR DOWN FOAR MIDTERMS done got a shaky placement man. Everybody wave to Blax if you see him (he should stand out in Tucson, yeah?)

Doktor Zymm

I’m inspired to play some non-Civ video games today. Not quite up to Helldivers 2, but bought Stray when it first came out and then promptly forgot about it. Being a cat sounds right up my ally right now!

Doktor Zymm

Speaking of which, from the beginning the internet was 99% porn and cat pictures, so I should go check out some AI cat pix

Unsurprised

Nah. It was 99% Dr Who and Monty Python until 1990. Then 99% Simpsons. THEN 99% porn. Cats didn’t really become part of the Internet before 2000.

Doktor Zymm

ASCII cat and the legend of the Hello Kitty vibrator disagree (although the Hello Kitty vibe is maybe both)

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BugEyedBoo

7-bit no less, none of this newfangled UTF-8!

Gatoraids

Helldivers forum has been on lockdown the whole day , too much freedom i guess

Doktor Zymm

A few interesting new Steam reviews

Sharkbait

Helldivers was kinda meh. I couldnt get into it. I picked up Shadows of Doubt based off of this video and it’s been pretty fun so far.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckmPfn-KCGg

Doktor Zymm

That looks pretty neat, and I love the old school blocky-ass graphics!

I really want someone to add controller support to the NOLF games, even though they’re in intellectual property purgatory. My current setup isn’t great for keyboard and mouse gaming

Sharkbait

The retro look is pretty good. It’s better with mouse and keyboard, but it does work with controllers, since I have it on my steamdeck.

I’m surprised there isnt a controller mod for NOLF by now.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

My favorite Superchunk song and video!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkUeYLHiz58

Bogdanski

It’s such a bummer that Laura can’t tour with them anymore

Bogdanski

Dammit, that was supposed to be a response to Sharkbait, re: Superchunk

Bogdanski

OK, no it wasn’t. Every fucking time I refresh it just shifts all the videos around. I swear to god, it was Ricky’s post, then somehow sharkbaits, and is now back to rikki. What the fuck?

ballsofsteelandfury

Why do I think the first three are all AI?

Redshirt

AI still has an animated-uncanny-valley to it. Not enough to scream “THIS IS FAKE!” but just enough for some parts of your brain to go “Hey, wait a minute…”

Unsurprised

Flaws edited out vs. Flaws never existing in the image.

Redshirt

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Gatoraids

Girrrrrrrrl, you know there’s one thing I love but its not you I’m thinking of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLjphhzDDrY

Unsurprised

WHOMST AMONGST US

WCS

shouldn’t have been dressed so sensually like that…

Doktor Zymm

iknowrite???
-JD Vance
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Unsurprised

The last one is the only non-AI, right?

Anyway, I just found out about Chase Infiniti.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Yeah, that figures

Gatoraids

Speaking of ad campaigns for sexy Friday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQsMp4Oo6xM

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

120 Minutes Playlist Project Update:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGELjc66kFs

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Aw, this brings back such fond memories of hitting on Kristin Hersh at a show in Blaxxylvania.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Also, it seems vaguely topical.