Your Monday Night Double Header

Quality aside, staggered games are the best games, I keep telling myself. I’ve taught that having options is great so this is great.

Fallout:

-Yeah Shield, going through an entire game without committing a penalty is impossible. There’s too many goddamn moving parts on every single play. I’m not a Chiefs hater by any means-I think they’ve gotten to where they are in a much more palatable way than the Pats. But c’mon. Rather than go the conspiracy route I’ll tell myself it was incompetency.

-Baker is on a Roll: No Evans? No Godwin? No Egbuka? No Problem! The Hot-Takers that raised the notion of an MVP run after week three are looking good for once. Once. Usually if lesser QB’s elevate their play it’s due to having a connection with a wr. Yesterday he fell back on the Mr’s Johnson-Tex and Kameron. To me that indicates he’s seeing the entire field and running through his progressions.

-The Packers are looking pretty good but if they want to be the NFC  favorite the D has to improve. To date they have only two turnovers-last year they finished with 31. There will be some tight spots the rest of the way and the defense has to respond.

-The Titans had a chance to do something they’ve not since 2022-win two games in a row. The Raiders did not acquiesce.

-The Steelers are the best team in the AFC North! Entirely by default. Where are those calls for Tomlin’s head?

To The Games!

Bills/Falcons:

-The spread of 4 1/2 seems awfully skinny considering the overall problems that Atlanta has had offensively. I’m told the sharps in Vegas now regard home field as just a 1 1/2 point advantage these days which means that on a Wichita pitch Buffalo would be favored by just three. Interesting.

-And then I dug a bit deeper and noticed that Bijan racked up 181 all-purpose yards in his last game before the bye. Also, Bills linebacker Matt Milano has been ruled out and that the D is ranked 28th vs the run. The pieces are starting to fall into place.

-Atlanta needs this to stay in the running for a wild card spot behind the Bucs but they’re in a tough spot.

Bears/Commies:

-Rook running back Croskey-Merritt’s nickname is “Bill”. WTF?

-No wonder runinng backs are so devalued and interchangeable in coach’s minds. This guy was drafted in the last round and seems to be ascending to the top spot after only five weeks. Really, the premium is ‘fresh legs’ because, aside from the A-1 talents, these guys break down so fast. I honestly think that 10 years back I’ll look fondly on that one year that Cam Skattebo had before the leg injuries and concussions took their toll. He’ll not get a second contract-he just plays too reckless.

-Deebo looks to be a game-timer.

-Bears Rome Odunze is looking for his 5th straight TD catch.

-QB Daniels is the only dude in NFL history to amass 4,000 passing yards and 1,000 rushing yards by his 20th game.

Do your thing.

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Brocky

So i beat somebow beat sharkbait while not even paying attention to my team.

That’s something. I guess?

Brocky

So i think I remember now, I made a new account specifically for that league so people could see it was me, and I forgot all about it

Horatio Cornblower

I’m not sure he knows he’s in this league either.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

If you think the outfielder might catch the ball at the wall, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU TAKE YOUR FOOT OFF THE BAG AT THIRD BASE! Either he catches it and you can easily beat the throw home, or he *doesn’t* catch it and you can easily beat the throw home. Or it’s a home run and it doesn’t fucking matter.

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Horatio Cornblower

That’s something we’d yell at kids in Little League for fucking up, let alone a major league player.

Redshirt

Moreover, where was the 3rd base coach to yell at him to tag up and when to bolt for home if it is a catch?

Horatio Cornblower

I’m sure that’s going to be discussed after the game.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Yeah, I don’t blame the baserunner so much as the third base coach. That’s his fucking job, what the fuck is he even there for if he’s not doing that?

Redshirt

Buffalo’s Halftime Speech was the head coach recreating the Hitler rant in Downfall but about them being outplayed by Atlanta. In authentic German.

Horatio Cornblower

Falcons need to have their old school red jerseys to go with the helmets.

fleshwound_NPG

useless challenge negating ONE fucking yard gained
wins challenge, subtracting ONE fucking yard
saves timeout
immediately uses timeout next play

dc sure loves to waste everyones time

Brocky

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So i haven’t been paying attention to the twbs league updates, but based on the comments from earlier, I noticed an old team name of mine.

Apparently I have more than one yahoo profile, because I have not received any updates

Im gonna need a link to figure this out

Brocky

And im in.

Ha lol

Horatio Cornblower

I’ll trade you for Drake London…

jjfozz

“Bills fans travel well.” Great, like we didn’t hear that enough about Shitsburgh fans.

Redshirt

Thankfully I was able to get in a sizable Drake London reception bet before it was pulled. And knowing my luck he will likely be abducted by aliens, er sorry, undocumented extraterrestrials, on live TV before he gets his 10th catch.

Horatio Cornblower

You got a number for these “undocumented extraterrestrials”?

Redshirt

I already tried. They said they made a deal with Trump for Area 51 and they refused to take Mike Brown and Zac Taylor off my hands.

jjfozz

I’ve got both of my idiot sons painting. It’s going about as well as you would expect. The past 10 minutes they’ve been arguing over who’s more “blue collar.”

Horatio Cornblower

There’s something you don’t see every day.

Redshirt

How is it a force at home? With the batter-runner out, first base is open.

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fleshwound_NPG

off the wall, not out

Redshirt

Oh, didn’t see it hit the wall. I thought it was from the glove.

Withdrawn. Good play.

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Horatio Cornblower

Exactly. Bizarre play.

Bogdanski

Thank you for the video, I’m stuck on the espn radio app and apparently the dodgers are the ONE LA team they aren’t trying to force on us in San Diego. I Rooting for the Brewers

Horatio Cornblower

I really think Atlanta should get away from the passing game in the second half, and really focus on pounding the run so as to protect their lead and take time off the clock.

Because that’s never bitten them in the ass before.

fleshwound_NPG

lol dodgers

Duchess

The Commies are acting like the fans in the stands are the Bourgeoisie

Duchess

or Caleb Williams when throwing between 5 and 15 yards down the field

Duchess

I love having a psychopath as a Head Coach now”.

“Bears can’t run the ball”

Proceeds to run the ball down the Commies throats

Brocky

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Redshirt

The parody still fits to the source material.

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

Atlanta trying to be greedy.
No points for you

Horatio Cornblower

Brocky is going to beat me with four empty slots on his roster because Drake London is having the game of his life.

Brocky

Don’t tell me I have a league somewhere I didnt know I was part of

Horatio Cornblower

You’re in the Lowratio League.

This week you started two guys on IR, a kicker who’d been waived, and a guy on a bye week. You also got a whopping one point from the Philly defense, and left Cam Saktteboo and his 29 points on the bench.

HOWEVER, you also had Drake Maye, Brian Thomas, Jr., Bitchin’ Kamara, (with a mediocre 9.5 points, but which will make a difference), and the aforementioned Drake London, who is going OFF.

You need 3 points to tie, 3.5 to win, and a half to do it.

Brocky

….. i legit did not know this.

Im not even joking. Is it yahoo?

Horatio Cornblower

It is.

fleshwound_NPG

commies spreading the possession wealth

Brocky

Okay, the trubisky back up commercial got me there.

Bout spit out my drink

Redshirt

If this doesn’t end with a Super Bowl commercial involving Doug Williams, what are we doing?

Bogdanski

Throw in Jeff Hostetler and Nick Foles, you got the all time backup QB triumvirate. Add Matts Flynn and Cassel for the best “got paid and absolutely failed to deliver”. Now you’re cookin with gas

Wakezilla

I tried the Dad Beer craft brew. It was good, nice and light. I also had the limited edition Bayern Munich Paulaner Weissbier, which was okay but not really my style. Finally, I’m having the Phillips Tiger Shark Pale Ale, which might just be the GOAT of beers.

This has been my craft beer reviews

Redshirt

So as I was saying regarding the unusually low point spread, the Falcons have been disrespected and the Bills are clownfrauds.

Wakezilla

So what you’re saying is, after the Falcons win, the Dolphins shouldn’t tank because they’re only 3 games back with 11 games left. Got it

Brick Meathook

1982 Ford M81 McLaren Mustang DSO

https://ibb.co/vvKk2zTb

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Wakezilla

I’ve watched hockey all day, plus playoff baseball, then football, and now more hockey and back to football. Sorry folks, but Canadian Thanksgiving is more my style

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Duchess

Brisker jumping the route again!

fleshwound_NPG

bears: *has historically bad rushing defense*

kliff kingsberry: SLING IT!

Mr. Ayo

5 down. 6 to go.

🔱🔱🔱 Up!

fleshwound_NPG

the commie’s temu stillers unis are not good

Gatoraids

neither was Jayden pass , but his little tackle attempt was effective

Redshirt

I’m still trying to figure out the theme of this jersey design. So far all I got is underline and overline.

fleshwound_NPG

the theme is: fash

blaxabbath

That KFC Chicken Sandwich looks good.

Brocky

They shut down the kfcs in my area. The franchisee declared bankruptcy.

The food had gone downhill even before Covid.

Popeyes is better anyway

fleshwound_NPG

same in my town

Duchess

Let the Canadian Eagle Soar!!!

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

Unlike Eddie the Eagle

Redshirt

Well that’s one way to get the Robinson Rush Yards Leg out of the way.

Duchess

So it’s time for the random Duchess to pop in because of ADHD and life commitments…

How the fuck yall doing?

Don T

Not much. I may change my hotocopy place and Madre becsme a widow a few tears ago. Much peppier now 😁

Duchess

Sorry to hear that man… let’s see

Duchess got engaged
The SO’s father passed 4 months before the wedding
Got married
Got a new job
and now have a 3-month-old lil Duchess

Gumbygirl

So nothing much, lol!

Duchess

Nope, just joined the cast of “old dad” part 2… 40’s with a newborn is a weird thing to be

Don T

QUEEEEE Congratulations man! Wishing more blessings to the Duchesses

Doktor Zymm

Busy! Glad you’re able to stop by

Gumbygirl

Well hello! Glad you’re back!

ArmedandHammered

Glad to see you around.

Don T

Ooh Bijan 💨

blaxabbath

The USO commercial is like, “Support your neighbors as they travel to other states to hassle the trannys and the beaners.”

Doktor Zymm

Wow, this is a LOT of rain for the Bay Area in October! I’m enjoying the rain sounds, and it’s a good reminder to get off my ass and get new tires tomorrow

Brick Meathook

The bellwether of an approaching storm in Southern California: The planes are landing from over the ocean during daylight hours (they normally always go the other way except midnight to 6 AM). When you see the big planes doing this it means the winds have shifted; either a storm or a Santa Ana is brewing up.

https://vimeo.com/1127006341

Gumbygirl

I decided to stay here in Big Bear for a few more days because there is a chance of a little snow tomorrow!

Doktor Zymm

Basketball mention, drink!

Redshirt

Pour one out for the SuperSonics.

fleshwound_NPG

if they havent already, the mariners should totally wear boston bruins jerseys before next game, or if toronto somehow comes back in the series

for sure do it for a game 7

fleshwound_NPG

and make them brad marchand jerseys (they would all be on clearance, too!)

Doktor Zymm

I’m very pleased that the allergen information on the trader joe’s shrimp bao that I bought lists shrimp

Don T

Oh! And staggered games is the only way. The rest is just obnoxius power posing.

Doktor Zymm

Although I would NAWT object to Monday Night Redzone

herodotus450

They only need to add 3 or 4 hundred more teams before they could have Redzone EVERY night!

Don T

Hey hey! Found a stream for the Bills game. Good graphics but the narration is in Harkonnen. It even has the “Wowoowoo” grave to e and everything.

Gatoraids

that just Berman getting an early start

Horatio Cornblower

It may not have been the best idea for the Blue Jays to get a pep talk from the Maple Leafs in the play-offs

SonOfSpam

Well, their first choice was Roy Halladay but he never showed

Gumbygirl

His plane was delayed

fleshwound_NPG

kudos to the mariners for changing all of the home clubhouse calendars to “april”

SonOfSpam

In other sports, the Dirt Seahawks are about to go up 2-0 on the Dirt Argos, which I assume will negatively affect the Maple Leafs’ playoff chances.

Mr. Ayo

🔱🔱🔱 UP!

Doktor Zymm

When I was in Chicago I put $5 on some stupid same game parlay for Bears/Commies but I don’t remember what was in it other than the over. I’m tempted not to check unless the game is high scoring

Doktor Zymm

Deebo is a go, no more Questionable tag by his name. IMHO NFL injury reporting practices are what QANON should REALLY be about

SonOfSpam

I’m told the sharps in Vegas now regard home field as just a 1 1/2 point advantage these days which means that on a Wichita pitch Buffalo would be favored by just three. Interesting.

(or 6)

SonOfSpam

Also, the spread’s down to BUF -3.5, so smrt money is gong on Atlanta? Or dumb money?

Doktor Zymm

I’m nawt convinced that Vegas just makes money off the vig nowadays, lines don’t seem to move with public opinion the way you would expect. It was always kinda a weird feedback loop and I think they’ve changed around how they manage their exposure to risk. Would be super interesting to get the inside scoop on that stuff

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’m not convinced they ever did. How many times over the years have we seen these “free money’ lines that are complete and total traps?

jjfozz

I have been painting all day with my wife. I told her, multiple times, we should get a pro to do the ceiling. She did not. It was flat out torture. Then she admitted she was wrong. I will hold this over her head until I am dead.

SonOfSpam

JJFOZZ I CALL THIS GUY MICHELANGELO BECAUSE HE PAINTED THE CEILING AND KNOWS FUCKALL ABOUT 21ST CENTURY MUSIC

jjfozz

Well done, especially since it’s Columbus Day. And I know PLENTY about today’s music.

Tell me Mr. Smarty Pants, ever heard of a group named Wham!?

SonOfSpam

That George Michael, he’s going places! I’ll bet he gets ALL the chicks.

Doktor Zymm

No reason to repaint a ceiling anyway, no one looks closely enough to tell if it’s a bit off

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That’s not true, multiple women have been fascinated by my bedroom ceiling. At least that’s what I assume based on the way they were staring unblinkingly at it during our evenings together.

Horatio Cornblower

“Yeah, uh, all mine do a lot of staring too. Definitely looking around with their eyes wide open. Absolutely.”

-Darren Sharper

Doktor Zymm

Well then it’s only polite to stick a poster or something up there. I’ve been to a dentist that had a TV on the ceiling

ArmedandHammered

Was cooking supper, decided to listen to NFL radio. Max Crosby show coming on, OK may be cool, with his co-host Peter King. Immediately turned it off. WTF?

Gatoraids

BIG IF TRUE

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I see no way this game could end in disappointment and/or heartbreak for the Bears.

/asks Lucy to tee up another kick

ArmedandHammered

This time it is actually a football shaped rock.

Doktor Zymm

The Bears have been on the losing side of this matchup for ages, even when both teams sucked they couldn’t seem to pull a win against WAS. After last year I think it might be a curse, although damned if I know why this particular matchup would be more cursed than other Bears matchups

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