Very weak/shallow night pool, let’s just make the best of it, shall we?
Wake Forest (+6.5) at Wahoowa (7:00, ESPN)
Believe it or not, NC State beat both of these. Be funny if my Wolven Sort were somehow the “1” in 11-1 for Wahoowa AND Georgia Tech. Wouldn’t bet on it, though.
LSU (+9.5) at Roll Damn Tide (7:30, ABC)
This fixture is gonna have to be the load-bearing support beam of tonight’s schedule. Otherwise, it’s an early snoozing.
Florida Men (-3.5) at Kenfucky (7:30, SECN)
These teams are both ass, yes. But when they get together, zany finishes have happened more often than not (at least the last decade or so).
Cornfuckers (+1.5) at Westwood Klavern (9:00, Fox)
You want to stay up medium late to watch terrible offense, and two programs trading on waaaaaayyyyyyyy out of date name recognition? Be Hippo’s guest. I sleepy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g2Tr0424gA
I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved.
Absolutely dangerous stuff
https://www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/us/openai-chatgpt-suicide-lawsuit-invs-vis
Sorry, in the US corporations have way more rights than women, people of color, or just any Democrats
Kids need parents.
Parents are busy on their phones.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUvvpghxSb8
Found a funny:
Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
With what AI is being used for nowadays, suddenly the Machines in The Matrix seem much more nobler than before.
Brought to you by “The Party Of Fiscal Responsibility”
So, business as usual for the GOP
https://www.salon.com/2018/02/12/thom-hartmann-how-the-gop-used-a-two-santa-clauses-tactic-to-con-america-for-nearly-40-years_partner/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yv7Ohp-eGVU
Here’s Gavin and Co. rockin’, to paraphrase a certain canine friend known to roam around these parts sometimes.
“Little Things Kill” sounds like an unfounded accusation about Lowratio.
It’s an old fantasy team name he used 20 years ago.
This definitely rocks!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOllF3TgAsM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QElKVs56z48&t=24s
Bush is awesome, somehow saw them three times over the years.
This song sucks liquid elephant doo-doo butter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJuapp9SORA
Word. Easy’s answer to Gin & Juice:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7NMhc_Ijag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtPk5IUbdH0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnHm4ro_l8s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkFqg5wAuFk
Bedtime song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyD4QQgJ6O4
https://www.wpxi.com/news/local/person-dead-after-early-morning-fire-pittsburgh-neighborhood/MA3ZMW3CORDR7CFAMEVOSRZONM/
I had the primary for this this morning. Was hoping for better updates.
My caller was a neighbor who said she never saw him come outside, but also wasn’t sure if he was home in the first place. Damn.
https://www.wtae.com/article/man-dead-following-early-morning-fire-in-brighton-heights/69294621
Las Vegas, NV
36,000 ft
Much more realistic!
Oh, Wicked Part II is coming out. I hope they don’t destroy “No Good Deed” like they did “Defying Gravity”. The actors/signers did okay, but you could tell the Singing Director wanted to put their fingerprints on it.
I guess when you give up on football it’s natural to immediately come out.
I would make a “technically I’m a lesbian since I’m attracted to females” joke here, but current sociologically and cultural changes have rendered this joke inappropriate. Like my mother’s “Chinese Fire Drill” joke when we change drivers on road trips and roughly 47% of all jokes from 1980s sitcoms.
I can’t agree; the film’s performance of Defying Gravity gave me frisson. I loved it.
I’m in the minority, I know. I just grew up with Idina Menzel and Eden Espinosa as Elphaba, so I’m admittedly biased.
I could set you up with my ex-wifey, as this is her favorite piece of media/entertainment, etc.
She did get remarried, however.
Stepshirt to Lil’ and Lil’er WCS averted. For now.
I kinda wish there had been someone in the middle seat as the young lady in the aisle is clearly sick. She’s been sniffing and coughing the whole flight, I wish people still wore masks on planes
I wear a mask through the airport and on flights (except when having a drink, of course), simply because I used to get a sinus infection pretty much every time I would fly, and since I started wearing a mask, I have not. WORTH IT
Okay, this is much better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcMBhA92EBs
Just had a caller ask me if the power is out, would that cause the TV to be off.
Yes, this happened.
He then asked if he had a generator, and if we could turn it on. I did know that answer, since I don’t know him or live there.
“Okay, thanks, and good night,” and he hung up.
The Public
Man, sometimes I worry about whether or not I have it together. Thanks for alleviating my concerns.
And yet our votes count the same
Actually, if you figure out the weighting based on population, theirs is probably worth more than yours.
Now I know “Poll Tax” is illegal, but “Poll IQ Test” should be considered. Nothing too strict. 85+ can vote freely. 70-85 can vote but need to attend some classes at the Library each election cycle so they can be explained what they are voting for.
There is unfortunately a very good reason those are banned.
That’s also why I said IQ Test. It eliminates flawed tests like these and also helps to eliminate some of those already serving in office.
IQ tests are also total BS with a history of being tools of racial bias, they just try to be more sciency about it, like phrenology
A dementia test might work, andthey usually ask who the president is which seems a basic level of political awareness that should be required for voting
“Why is Charlie Kirk an American Hero?”
That’s WAY too grammatically correct, and spelled right, too…
Murican heeeero like in that thar baorn in the USA song!
“Oh, btw, if you have a generator, don’t run it in the garage so you can watch the game.”
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/generators-carbon-monoxide-poisoning-rcna9027
I made it to mia casa. A domani per mandatorio mmmuah!
I don’t know who Nikki Glazer is but after listening to her for five hours on her SNL Monologue, I’ve seen enough. What? Five minutes? Well, it felt like five hours.
glazer i barely know her dam these jokes write themselves
I’ve enjoyed her roast appearances.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ilu0Px_wE4
The American Girl Doll sketch cracked me the fuck up.
Ooh, Skating Polly is touring again. Someone please remind me of this in the morning…oh shit, that Troubadour show is in two days. Fuck it, I’m going.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2ahvxACX5Q
Shit, they are actually opening for this Canadian band called The Jins. I’d scoff but one of them is wearing a Whalers hoodie so they’re probably okay, right?
Just gave them a listen. They’re basically maple-flavored Nirvana, which is…fine. Unobjectionable enough, really.
I mean, they’re fine. Really, they’re okay. This is perfect, actually, if the Dr. Mrs. doesn’t like them (she won’t) we can bail and be home and in bed by 10. This actually works our perfectly.
Gearing up for mandatorium!
Oh shit, I’m off on Tuesday too!
As a Bengals fan, can I be excused? I just feel I need a break from football.
I knows its not much of a defense, but as I said, I’m a Bengals fan.
You may be excused.
Just take one! I’ve been taking a break from Raiders football for years now. I’m just waiting for Mark Davis to hire some weirdo freak like Dennis Prager as head coach and then I can finally jump ship forever.
Absolutely not. This pain is a way to prove you’re worthy.
I understand.
(goes into Private Quarters)
“Who Dey!” (lashes self in the back)
“Who Dey!” (lashes self in the back)
A Cincinnati sports team just won a playoff series! Everyone okay with Jesus?
Columbus Crew vs FC Cincinnati live MLS playoff updates, score
Unfortunately the MLS isn’t real.
oh no i’ve run out of coca-cola whatever will i drink with my jack daniels?
[looks at ice tray]
yes. you’ll do
Cheyenne, WY from 34,000 ft
Doesn’t look much different at about 6 feet tbh
Zymm would say that’s AI because Wyoming doesn’t exist.
Now I’ve been to Wyoming.
Got drunk as shit there one night so I can absolutely say that it…
May exist.
I got drunk with Santa one time!
Nah, no need to use AI for that, it’s just some old christmas lights
‘Bama QB: “I’d like to thank my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ….”
Jesus Christ: (cashing in an ‘LSU to cover’ ticket). “Right back atcha, Big Man”
Just once I want to see someone throw a shoutout to Vishnu, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Zeus etc, just to see people’s reactions
Don’t give Aaron Rodgers any ideas.
.
https://youtube.com/shorts/zH-5FjCTNro?si=0-t3pQQB2e37VLp-
I have been toying with the idea of writing a column called “Every Album is a Concept Album” where I take albums that are decidedly not concept albums and try to interpret them creatively enough to make them into such.
This is the first chance I’ve had to properly drink in, like, a month.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6DxdQ-9Z8w
this italian sausage i’ve been cramming into my mouth just sprayed hot juice all over my tablet screen and oh wait I am probably giving you the wrong impression here
Are you, though?
Goes by Rico?
WHY DO PEOPLE THINK RSSIANS CAN MAKE MOVIES? YET TO SEE ONE THAT ISN’T A GODDAMN FUCK FCUK PICEK FO WHAT ARE WE DOING?
honestly, i’m trying, bu t it’s a snooze fest.
See, the problem is you’re watching it while hammered on bourbon. Ya gotta watch it while hammered on vodka.
Then it’ll make sense.
I can assure you that vodka does not work that way.
Wow, ‘Bama QB just absolutely tried to murderdeathkill one of his receivers.
“ChatGPT, write my legal brief for me, throw in a couple of cases that don’t exist so as to increase the chances of my getting disbarred, and while you’re at it use up enough water to keep a small Africa village alive for a month”
Narrator: “That impulsive decision set forth a chain of events that led to the Supreme Court. Chief Justice Cornblower would set the standard for fairness, legal disciple and drinking his fellow Justices under the bench.”
Evening. I have some apple cider that expired over a week ago and some Ukrainian brandy that tastes war torn, so I heated up the former with some cinnamon and star anise, added in the latter, and combined, it’ll do the job.
I’m drinking a Green.
After having had an Evil Green, their Halloween variation.
Where’s mine?
Stay in one place more than 30 seconds and I’d send another shipment.
Is Aslin still a thing? I haven’t see anything from them up here in ages.
Yup. Happy to do an exchange.
And I’m around a little. Except next weekend. And the week after until after MLK Day.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/lldnUc4tICc
WVU defeats COACH PRIME, 29-22 to move to 4-6 (2-5); Buffaloes go to 3-7 (1-6)
WVU’s first winning streak of the season.
First winning streak of RichRod’s second iteration at West Viriginia.
WVU has more wins (4) this first season than he did in his first-first season (3-8* in 2001)
Could the Cousinfuckers reel off four consecutive wins to snag bowl eligibility? …lol nah
It’s not been a great season by any means, but, WVU won the Backyard Brawl, and definitely have looked better over the last month. That’s about I can reasonably ask for.
Also, one of my first calls for the night involved a horse wandering in the road up by where I used to live. Horsey seems fine, if perhaps lost and probably a little confused.
*my freshman year
Coach Prime is so fucking useless.
Oh, that’s where you’re wrong, sir. He was in no less than three different commercials that aired during the game he was ostensibly coaching in.
I mean, who needs position drills and film study when you could be 750 miles away filming ads with computer animated ducks?
my reive wo f wevery goddanm russina filme i’ve ever watched, rayd/ ‘WHAT? WHAT IN FUCK AR EYOU ALL ODING / I GET YOU’R ESAD? IS ANYONE GOING TO DO A FUCKING GODDAMN THING? THROW A PIE OR A BEET OR A WHATEVER ! FUCK!”
BOURBLE ENRAGEMENT ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
This one was actually quite good. It pioneered a technique where the subtitles font and emphasis actually mimicked what was happening onscreen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWQ2_0HBucw
i’m here but don’t wanna be i wanna be keeping getting fucked up but someone, uh mrs. fozz, hd to pull the plug and continue her reignn as mrs i don’t wanto have any fun. me? could eept egetting fucking wasted so i’m here FUFK!
Bourble on Saturday – a JJ Fozz Epistle (Scenes Missing)
The 9:15 Mass tomorrow oughta be interesting.
I’m with you, but I bring good cheer: I’m finally celebrating the greatest World Series that I can remember watching.
I mean, we will happily drink with you in our imaginary way!
Best record on the road.
Winless at home, shut out in 5 of 7 games.
So, we’re not gonna make plans for a home game this season, are we.
We could. We’ll just know what we’re getting into. Or, come up for the Black Friday game. You wont…
Guys. Jan 12. Kraken at Rangers. Let’s do it.
Fuck, I currently have a gig that night.
/They book us IN ADVANCE.
Bummer. Let me know of any changes. I’ll probably be there regardless.
I might be able to swing that. TBD
Look, if I can swing getting from Seattle to NYC for a Monday night hockey game, anyone else can.
He’s got ya there.
Hell, jan 12th? I could probably even show up if we’re doing a whole DFO east thing. I’ve been meaning to visit NYC and I could even actually go to my company’s office and confirm it exists
I’ll take the train in from New Haven…
/Hasn’t checked trial schedule but, eh, I’m sure the client can stall ’em
Bring some apizza please.
No way it would keep or I’d do it. Either come up early and take a train into New Haven, or we’ll have to settle for New York pizza, which I hear tell is pretty good.
Dammit. I wanted to make the Sbarro joke. Fine, I’ll be there early for a New Haven visit.
I usually take the train down to New York. The few times I don’t I always stop at Pepe’s on the way back to get pizza
Modern is where it’s at. Used to be where the locals went, but now everyone knows about it.
Pepe’s is very good, but their franchises suck out loud.
Facts. Theyve got one up near me which is…OK. It’s pepes but once youve had the OG, it isnt the same. Sally’s is about to make the same mistake up here too.
I eanna learn Eye Tie. It’s 45% perceptible español anyway, with hand gestires for EVERYTHING.
This movie sealed it
.
Italian “Eh”s have no worthy peers
Wait, do we have a problem.? I mean if it’s a rpoblem, I can help you with it . . .
Wisconsin won?! They still know how to do that?!
Mistake #1: Allowing Wisconsin to score in double digits.
Mistake #2: Not scoring more than that sad sack team.
Stupid ice VAR tried to fuck the KRAKEN. They were unsuccessful because KRAKEN.
AND OT VICTORY!
EAT SHIT ST LOUIS!
EAT SHIT ST LOUIS! – NFL (twice)
Bc vs SSK has gone plaid
Each bar 4 blocks away works for a pub crawl. God bless outdoor lighting and serviceable legs 🤪
I think I’ve had about 8 hours sleep since Wednesday so apologies, “Bikini Bloodbath Car Wash”, you’ll just have to wait until I’m ready.
First result is on r/badMovies.
Not sure how you could delay this viewing.
Have to get up at 3 for our flight. Yes my BIL and I are getting drunk in the basement
Flight or fight
/set the tone
Seems like the best move is just to stay up, then sleep on the plane, you got this!
If you don’t go asleep, you are already up at 3.
Science!
Next to an empty middle seat on this flight! Nice, it’s bee a while!
Supposedly BC Dick and I have an empty seat between us
Pretty sure the owner will leave anyway when you two show up.
if not, fart until you do
That’s probably in everyone’s best interest.
I’m on a Delta 757 flying from Detroit to LAX, currently over Lake Michigan, crossing the western shore midway between Chicago and Milwaukee. I’m next to an empty middle seat because there ain’t no middle seat.
I’ll wave when we pass each other!
While this looks tasty, dampfnudel has to be one of the least appetizing names for a bread
Damp nudes are more of a Friday thing around here.
Dampfnudel is also a condition that many older men experience after having too much to drink, I’ve been told.
SHAN’KHLOR wishes for there to be no points yet in the LSU/Bama tilt.
Just got back from a pig roast, where I drank nonalcoholic beer because my designated driver had a scheduling conflict.
Managed to miss what was apparently a hell of a second half in the Arsenal game and UConn once again beating a heavily favored Duke team. But I did get two large helpings of smoked pork, so at best I would call it a draw.
Now to switch over to the alcoholic stuff and watch ‘Bama run train on LSU.
that’s pig PICKIN’ you galdurn YANKEE!!!!11111
Did you bring home a half-helping for Lowratio? He’ll need his energy.
No, he was disappointing last night (from what I saw on LownlyFans) so he gets a half-portion of gruel.
This would be funnier if I weren’t sure that there’s a real LownlyFans out there somewhere.
Just put another log on the fire so that my precious 14 yr-old Ruby is extra comfy as she dreams of squirrels just out of reach. Wifey is handing off her second foster poodle to another family. It was a complete disaster, these last five weeks. The foster was never accepted by our dogs and wifey refused to acknowledge it and the strife it’s caused in the house has been severe all way round. Not a good situation.
That’s ruff
Woof
Just a doggone shame, really.
Idealists with good hearts are a double-edged sword, Spirit Animal!
That’s double-edged knife, of course.
My dumb ass forked over for the ESPN app this week just to watch MNF because I am an ADDICT.
Wildly obscure fixtures being televised on there on a Saturday afternoon. Came across Stetson at Marist (The Future Duchess’ Alma mater).
There’s something kinda charming about watching a game where there’s leaves blowing around on the field turf.
Footbawl weather!
True fact- I was at U Chicago for 3 years before I realized they even had a football team, I’m still not sure where they play as there doesn’t seem to be a football field anywhere near campus
Pretty wild history about their original football field. Was named after Amos Alonzo Stagg, and the freaking Manhattan Project took place underneath the grandstands.
Must have been a relief whe it was only the team melting down
Did Marist win for the nigh-missus?
Kicked the shit outta ‘em.
Tell her you are marrying her so you can bogart her FITBAW glory!
Yeah, I played golf for an NAIA school that had no football team, so I have no dog in the fight when it comes to JV FITBAW. Pretty much just root against BYU and Notre Dame.
My school actually did have a football team that ceased existence twenty years before I attended. And one of their old coaches was George Siefert of all people.
Those West Coast Offense and Air Raid dudes always have interesting resumes.
Let’s fucking go, Foxes!
I’m fully annoyed that I can no longer stream games on their new app when I have a cable subscription. I’m not paying more to access what I already pay for you fucking idiots.
It’s beyond fucking stupid.
Extra Time in NashVegas, as we wait for U-Dub to BOW OUT!!! of playoff contention.
DAWGS: FRAUDS!
Vandy settling for a 50-yd FG attempt, even though War Damn Eagle will have time left even if you make it.
GO FOR IT COWARDS!
On second thought, do something else.
Welp, free JV dirt footy
People who wax rhapsodic about the sound of childeren playing, do you think they’ve ever heard children play? Or they just dig high pitched shrieks?
SERIOUSLY. I still have PTSD from all the shrieking coming from the basement (and I sold that house like 9 years ago)
“Tell me more about the shrieks.”
-J. Sandusky
Man, I hope they were rhythmic!!
Holy cats, Fightin’ Horatios won!!!!
Lowratio knows what that means.
It means he gets to order off the big boy menu at Applebees.
Duke Twitter is melting down. Which is always fun.
When did they notice they even played FITBAW?
Bet their coach ends up taking the Paedo State jorb
Duke has been very good, by Duke standards, the last few years. They had very high expectations going into this year, and have failed to live up to pretty much every one of ’em.
plus, the Elko hire worked great for Bonfire Cult, why not copy that model
Oh. That’s nice.
We ordered a medium thin and crispy cheese pizza today and if there was no cheese on it, it would have been text book pan tomate.
Existential question: can you order a cheese pizza and hold the cheese?
It’s essentially just untoppinged, as the cheese is implied (unless I or my spawn is ordering)
Isnt that focaccia with some roasted tomatoes on top?
It’s toasted bread with just fresh rubbed tomato.
It’s perfect.
That would a pizza marinara, si?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizza_marinara
Si.